GoatToucher once changed his name to Herbert just to experience KahnyaGnorc's ministrations.
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The Game Hamster is banned for only doing lifts and not doing leg day!
Teenage Mutant Knock-off Tardigrade
My Most Profane Liege, we have made the peasantry fight to the death! The survivors thereafter died from a combination of their wounds and famine. Minions, please give me a back massage.
Fnord is the jungle painstakingly cultivated in public restrooms.
The correct pronunciation of KahnyaGnorc's name is impossible for everyone except GoatToucher.
See, I saw there was a overlap in certain portions of the cooking and entertainment markets. So I started cooking people so viewers will be entertained by their screams and suffering! Educational, tasty, and new recipes invented by the tanuki himself! The next poster has tried one of my invented recipes.
1000-degree glowing knife-ears
Ventnor has a portal to the Plane of Hot Gas located in his tail region.
Khalid - a dessert town composed primarily of custard. Sandwiched in a valley between two hills of chocolate, a transparent dome of candy has been placed on the top of the town to prevent the spoiling of its citizens. The town is named after this very same lid, the Kha lid. Murgvek
I'm very good at planning surprises as well as parties. To get around The Fiend Fantastic's world-scrying spell, I've been using the one place he'd never dare to look: wherever GoatToucher currently is. And if he does peep, well, that's a surprise in itself! The next poster has prepared a very special act as a birthday gift.
Pooh's rage was so sweet
Bernie Forever
Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme is the latest promotional model in a line of schemers, following such titles like Sailor Susanne: Schemer Salty and Sycophantic Steve: Schemer Subordinate.
#1 KISS Fanboy
Imoen - (noun) a historical maiden from the southern lands to whom many of young girls there aspire to be like (verb) to undertake a hazardous trial, usually similar to those of the historical Imoen, such as slaying dragons and devouring a hundred hearts from their enemies Slyzzen
Gorion - Violence which is ionized, usually through the form of bolts of lightning. Dushtile
You didn't specify what gets the invisibility so other people are invisible to you unless they're looking at you, which makes getting around annoying unless you're constantly advertising your presence. I wish to be an expert in black magic.
Fire Hazard
KahnyaGnorc has a collection of rotting fish heads they keep on the shelf, their dull ocean eyes always staring, which comforts them.
*chewing on an indescribable conglomerate of muck found in a dumpster* Don't judge my ancestral heritage! The next poster is ashamed of their ancestral heritage.
IHIYC was once turned into a cockroach and we're still not entirely sure if he ever fully transformed back.
KahnyaGnorc is a cloning advocate but what they use the clones for has been deemed a sentient rights violation.
I'll just say KahnyaGnorc has a strange thing for rangers. The next poster is technically a ranger.
There is a mountain to the north, serene and perfect. That is until KahnyaGnorc made their holiday home there and now everything is a withered frightened husk of what it used to be. KahnyaGnorc's idea of a holiday is terrifying.
They asked me to do it, okay? Shut up. The next poster solved an important problem solely with potatoes.
Pulg passively collects erotic tension with his hair.
Pulg is a world-renown musical flatulist where the world knows better than to be in the vicinity of him when he eats beans.
Cluny the Scourge has magical incontinence.
KahnyaGnorc has no choice but to have free will. They are unhappy about this.
The ride apparently doesn't take you back to your starting point and now I'm trapped in a hellish dimension whose conditions barely meet the standards of life. The next poster lives in this dimension.
Ventnor proudly calls himself organic and states this to everyone he meets.
I have an idea whose underwear these belong to but I really don't want to know. The next poster once enrolled in Clown College.
AWAY, GRUES, AWAY! The next poster is trapped in someone's hair.
Ventnor holds sole dominion over a small garden located somewhere in the suburbs of rural North America.
We had a partnership going until Jake blamed me for the sudden dip in their stocks of steaks and stakes. We've mended things since, however. The next poster had the privilege of experiencing a steak and stake combo.
KahnyaGnorc's face has been censored by reality itself for being too offensive.
What am I supposed to do with these five tons of high-quality earwax now? The next poster always knows the direction of the nearest merchant.
Jyac has a deep adoration of non-newtonian fluids and frequently spends hours just bathing in them.
Ventnor couldn't decide if he wanted to be a book or an umbrella so he compromised by being a dragon. He also can't read.
Schism aims using their nose as a guide.
They say home is where the heart is and I happen to keep these hearts well-preserved in jars. The next poster had too much to drink.
Ventor has a ship that sails on moonlight. He mostly uses it to visit bars, pick up ambiguous-looking creatures, and get drunk.
Is a Wish spell powerful enough to scorch the memories of GoatToucher from my mind? The next poster can't stop staring.
Ventnor would know. His tail, and only his tail, was at that party.
I'M BLIND AND DEAF AND YET THAT DID NOT STOP THEM FROM MAKING ME A JUDGE. AND NOW I HAVE TO JUDGE THESE CONTESTANTS THOROUGHLY. JUST TAKE AWAY ALL MY SENSES NOW. The next poster is a contestant.
Ventnor once confused his tail for a third leg.
THE LOSS OF MY SIGHT ONLY MADE MY OTHER SENSES MORE ACUTE. I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO HEAR THIS. The next poster needs the imprints of someone's buttocks for some nefarious purpose.
I'm only thankful that I have now become blind because of what I saw, even if I can barely stomach eating anything now. The next poster can and will eat anything.
KahnyaGnorc's name, before they changed it, was Turpis. |