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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Who's a good dog?

[dice=Perception]1d20+34

It's you! You're a good dog!

https://xkcd.com/231/


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William Ellis wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Who's a good dog?

[dice=Perception]1d20+34

It's you! You're a good dog!

https://xkcd.com/231/

And now I have yet another webcomic to follow. Thanks ;P

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William Ellis wrote:
https://xkcd.com/231/

They're good dogs, Brent.

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Pig in a Poke Tuesday wrote:
And now I have yet another webcomic to follow. Thanks ;P

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diego: Some people subsist on tears, and tears have zero nutritional value. In fact, that much salt is really bad for the body

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Cosmo What's the name of that band I liked before they were popular and now I don't like them?
Me ... all of them?


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Hipster Cosmo is post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post ironic. And we still blame him.


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I Blamed Him before it was cool.


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Sara Marie wrote:
diego: Some people subsist on tears, and tears have zero nutritional value. In fact, that much salt is really bad for the body

*Pats Diego on the head.* Nice try, but I don't think it will stop Katina or anyone else from making you cry.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
diego: Some people subsist on tears, and tears have zero nutritional value. In fact, that much salt is really bad for the body
*Pats Diego on the head.* Nice try, but I don't think it will stop Katina or anyone else from making you cry.

Katina doesn't seem like the type to subsist on tears.

Cosmo, on the other hand...

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me: Whoa. Hold up. He's like not even a year older than me and has 9 STUDIO ALBUMS?
me: what am I even doing with my life?

Diego: Emails
Diego: You're doing emails with your life

me: That's true. I've probably answered waaaay more email than he ever will

Diego: I'm also 100% certain you've answered way more prison mail than he's even seen in his life. So that's something right?

me: I guess?

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Cosmo: so I started [redacted].
Cosmo: ...because I'm funny, you see.
Katina: well now that you’ve informed me that you're funny, it all makes sense.
Sharaya: is that how funny works?
Cosmo: of course it is.
Sharaya: I am going about this all wrong.
Katina: probably. No one really knows for sure.

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cosmo: Luck *IS* at the base of the food pyramid.

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cosmo: If you can’t handle be at my most cruel and unusual, then you don’t get to handle me at my best.

christopher:Aren't you at your best when you're cruel and unusual

cosmo: Yes, and YOU CANNOT HANDLE THAT.

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Katina: Christopher makes an excellent point.

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Katina: Christopher makes an excellent point.

This doesn't sound like something I'd say. >_>

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robot chris: well, I need to go to the optometrist
robot chris: because my eyes rolled right outta my head

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redacted: and then it goes in the fridge to die with the rest of my good intentions

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redacted: I have a hard time with it. It reminds me too much of poverty.

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katina: just get a cow, it's like a milk vending machine


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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: just get a cow, it's like a milk vending machine

Remember to be careful where you put the coins in.


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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: just get a cow, it's like a milk vending machine

{has sudden horrifying idea about Juggalos as vending machines for Faygo}

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Me: A friend on Facebook was asking what people would name their own quidditch teams and what their colors would be.

Robot Chris: Seattle Stargazers, our colors are deep purple and forest green.
Robot Chris: Our mascot is a centaur version of bigfoot.

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redacted: Yes. Yes is how I like my whiskey.

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sharaya: I’ve heard of the warehouse raptors, didn’t know there were roof pterodactyls.

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That's new. What do they do?

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Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?

Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

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Sharaya wrote:
Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?
Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

Cool.

... why?

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Rysky wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?
Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

Cool.

... why?

Nurture vs Nature. Will we ever find out? None of us are particularly inclined to investigate.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?
Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

Cool.

... why?

Nurture vs Nature. Will we ever find out? None of us are particularly inclined to investigate.

And that'd be Nature vs Nurture :3

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?
Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

Cool.

... why?

Nurture vs Nature. Will we ever find out? None of us are particularly inclined to investigate.
And that'd be Nature vs Nurture :3

Nah... Sara was right. In this case they were brought up to hate and seek to destroy trees and animals. They've been nurtured to be versus nature.


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Sharaya wrote:
Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?
Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

I don't know if any of you have watched the Tremors movies (particularly #3), but it sound to me like you've got a**blasters up there

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Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?
Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

Cool.

... why?

Nurture vs Nature. Will we ever find out? None of us are particularly inclined to investigate.
And that'd be Nature vs Nurture :3
Nah... Sara was right. In this case they were brought up to hate and seek to destroy trees and animals. They've been nurtured to be versus nature.

I was referring to the "we we're very curious, but f!~$ all if you think we're actually going to go look."


Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Rysky wrote:
That's new. What do they do?
Land really loudly on the roof and almost cause heart attacks

Cool.

... why?

Nurture vs Nature. Will we ever find out? None of us are particularly inclined to investigate.
And that'd be Nature vs Nurture :3
Nah... Sara was right. In this case they were brought up to hate and seek to destroy trees and animals. They've been nurtured to be versus nature.
I was referring to the "We we're very curious, but f#!$ all if you think we're actually going to go look."

Indeed... people's survival nature kicking in against the nurturing (Feeding) instincts of the roof pterodactyls.

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Robot Yeah, back then [1817] we had this thing called paper.
Katina NO!
Diego It was like using a stylus on your tablet, but the words stayed forever!

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me: Well, it looks like [insert name of some random task here] is done for now, so I'm going to keep looking for weird things.
Katina: We're right here. You don't have to go far.

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Katina Let Taco Time be a light for you, when all other lights have gone out.

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christopher: Surprising pupper vids: Shock and aww
Katina: Shock and paww*

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katina: maybe there's an app bot that'll scan the chat for puns and save them
and then spam Diego with them

diego:
Why would you want that!?

katina:
Schadenfreude.

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katina: ABSORB THEIR SMORES
katina: AND THEIR POWER

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chris: you need to establish ice cream dominance

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katina: Starfinder: “trail rations” are actually astronaut ice cream

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Diego: For some reason drinking reminded me of that.


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Sara Marie wrote:

katina: ABSORB THEIR SMORES

katina: AND THEIR POWER

Nuuu...not my Smores! ;_;

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Lilith wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: ABSORB THEIR SMORES

katina: AND THEIR POWER
Nuuu...not my Smores! ;_;

Hehe, never fear! We were talking about cookies, not your pupper! THIS time, anyway...

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katina: I'm working on strengthening my powers of mind control before I try to take on the postal system

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Sharaya: Are people supposed to have fun with games?
Diego: Fun is for suckers!

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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sharaya: Are people supposed to have fun with games?

Diego: Fun is for suckers!

*narrows eyes*

Katina! Commence the punishment!

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Oh poor Diego, he'll be sent to pungatory


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Not very punny guys. Not hardly punny at all.

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