Overheard at the Paizo office


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Diego Valdez wrote:

Dear Dora,

It's happening again...

*Sobs forever*

How is that diary not full yet?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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It's the 12th diary...


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Dear Diary Dairy,
Today I received some bad milk puns. Enclosed is my receipt. Please send a fresh carton.


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Diego Valdez wrote:
It's the 12th diary...

So... the diary has one more regeneration after this one?

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Katina: what kind of witchcraft does that?
Sara Marie: ME
Sara Marie: I AM THE WITCHCRAFT THAT DOES THAT

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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katina: a pressure cooker is just a stressed out crockpot

The Exchange Kobold Press

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Can we just re-label this thread "Overheard at the Pun-zo Office" and call it good?

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Shh, let them enjoy things.

The Exchange Kobold Press

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Yeah, you right. I shall get me to a punnery, and let others wallow in the sweet moo-sic of the thread.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: wait. ovens come in different sizes?!?!?

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Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: wait. ovens come in different sizes?!?!?

Toaster oven is your friend.


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Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: wait. ovens come in different sizes?!?!?

Ask any witch. Hansel-sized and Gretel-sized.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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katina: you have freed yourself from the shackles of elbow macaroni

chris: no longer am I limited to the noodle shape in the box
chris: nor the gross “serving size” of cheese provided in their envelope of judgement

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Katina: isn’t having your soul set on fire a bad thing?
Katina: that seems like it’d be a bad thing
Diego: It’s magical
Katina: that just sounds like you’re trying to justify horcruxes
Diego: Horcruxes don’t need justification


that should have been followed by evil laughter. Was it followed by evil laughter?


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Sara Marie wrote:

katina: you have freed yourself from the shackles of elbow macaroni

chris: no longer am I limited to the noodle shape in the box
chris: nor the gross “serving size” of cheese provided in their envelope of judgement

Is this elbow-shaped macaroni or macaroni on elbows?

If the latter, is it covered in cheese sauce, glitter or both?

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katina: i feel like i need to rewatch Devil Wears Prada because I think I want to be Meryl Streep

katina: though i’m pretty sure by the end of that movie you’re not supposed to want to be her

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Possibly relevant

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Limeylongears wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: you have freed yourself from the shackles of elbow macaroni

chris: no longer am I limited to the noodle shape in the box
chris: nor the gross “serving size” of cheese provided in their envelope of judgement

Is this elbow-shaped macaroni or macaroni on elbows?

If the latter, is it covered in cheese sauce, glitter or both?

The answer to both questions is both.

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Ross Byers wrote:
Possibly relevant

Definitely relevant.


Ross Byers wrote:
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Making a game out of puns? Now that deserves a Life sentence... *Hunches down, covering head*


It's not like they have a Monopoly on bad taste...


I'm sure it seemed worth the risk.

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Katina: Spanking demons, eh?
Diego: They'd been very naughty.

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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: Spanking demons, eh?

Diego: They'd been very naughty.

Always.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: Spanking demons, eh?

Diego: They'd been very naughty.

Isn't being naughty their raison d'etre?

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Feros wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: Spanking demons, eh?

Diego: They'd been very naughty.
Isn't being naughty their raison d'etre?

>_>

<_<

:3


Plausible Pseudonym wrote:
I'm sure it seemed worth the risk.

They just needed to get that off their chess.


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That was terribly parcheesi Calex...

gorram it now I am doing it!


"Additional Resources? Never heard of it."

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katina: extra points if you turn into a werechicken


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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: extra points if you turn into a werechicken

Someone's been watching the Old "The Real Ghostbusters" animated series.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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christopher: Show me on the alignment chart where the game touched you.

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cosmo: My name is Cosmo. Feel free to affix it with your Blame. Swear by it at your own peril.


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: My name is Cosmo. Feel free to affix it with your Blame. Swear by it at your own peril.

The great Cos, some say Cosmo, has spoken! Blame be unto him!


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: My name is Cosmo. Feel free to affix it with your Blame. Swear by it at your own peril.

Isn't there an entire thread around here somewhere that is devoted entirely to blaming cosmo for things?

Could have sworn I saw something about that...

Specifically not going to link to the thread that I absolutely know exists.

Also added this comment because the sarcasm in my head almost certainly did not translate itself into my text.

Unrelated note, I just learned something about the message boards. If you enter two paragraph breaks in a row in the middle of formatting tags, that can apparently prevent the formatting from carrying over to that next paragraph, but without causing the end tags to show up in the preview post. I used a few more tags in this post as a result then I expected to.


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Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: My name is Cosmo. Feel free to affix it with your Blame. Swear by it at your own peril.
The great Cos, some say Cosmo, has spoken! Blame be unto him!

The Blame Heap has spoken. Nyaaaah!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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chris: my “burn it all” feelings may have been premature

Community & Digital Content Director

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Jason K Wow, you make walking sound so goth.

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Jason K Wow, you make walking sound so goth.

It's called sauntering.

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Sara Marie: WAIT
Sara Marie: no
Sara Marie: Wait yes

Community & Digital Content Director

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Katina don’t send a salad to do a pizza’s job

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, wrote:

Cow SONG!

(^_^)

Needs more cowbell!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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[redacted]: Cocktail of Grar.

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Sara Marie wrote:
[redacted]: Cocktail of Grar.

Rules Forum Margaritas.

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sharaya: And now you can see the whole History of Weirdness.


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Sara Marie wrote:
sharaya: And now you can see the whole History of Weirdness.

Was Sharaya looking at my family tree?

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chris: what topics nearly immediately go south?

katina: politics
...
katina: bird migration


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Sara Marie wrote:

chris: what topics nearly immediately go south?

katina: politics
...
katina: bird migration

Not if global warming destroys their habitat...no wait.

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