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Trial in the Nine Hells.

(Horned Judge): Order! Bailiff! What's the charge?

(Ice Devil Bailiff): Egregious Punning, your Honor.

(Horned Judge): Punning eh?

(Ice Devil Bailiff): Correction, sir, EGREGIOUS punning.

(Horned Devi): Oh! That's different. I think you need a new judge for that.

(Enter Judge Mills Lane): I'll allow it!


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:

I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...a nearby dogstar.

YEEEEAAAHHH!!!

Puns about the Dog Star? You can't be...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...Sirius

I feel like Misty May-Treanor setting up a spike for Kerry Walsh. :)

There is no such thing as a bad pun. :-D

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thunderspirit wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:

I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...a nearby dogstar.

YEEEEAAAHHH!!!

Puns about the Dog Star? You can't be...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...Sirius

I feel like Misty May-Treanor setting up a spike for Kerry Walsh. :)
There is no such thing as a bad pun. :-D

Nope, just painful ones.

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Diego: Please everyone, don't operate heavy machinery while looking upon my face.

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katina: You know how midnight is the witching hour?
katina: Noon is the sandwiching hour
...
katina: Muh-wha-ha-ha

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Sara Marie wrote:

katina: You know how midnight is the witching hour?

katina: Noon is the sandwiching hour
...
katina: Muh-wha-ha-ha

Dammit Katina!


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Sorry, Rysky, there's no relief in sight for your pun-ishment!

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walking around the corner

katina: ...waterfowl on your shirt

sara marie: I'm not even sure whats going on here

diego: I don't think we are either.

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: You know how midnight is the witching hour?

katina: Noon is the sandwiching hour
...
katina: Muh-wha-ha-ha
Dammit Katina!

Sigh.

Begrudgingly clicks the favorite button.

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Must be post Monday madness setting in

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sharaya: AHHHHHHHh
sharaya: I NEED ALL OF THESE
chris: somewhere, Liz’s ears tingled, a disturbance in the force...
chris: a wallet..
chris: crying out
sharaya: the sound of many wallets crying out at once

katina: she just cackled at home and she’s not quite sure why


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Sara Marie wrote:

walking around the corner

katina: ...waterfowl on your shirt

sara marie: I'm not even sure whats going on here

diego: I don't think we are either.

ducks the pun-slinging

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Katina: That fairy makes me feel like my parents don’t understand me and my hair's not dark enough.


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Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: AHHHHHHHh

sharaya: I NEED ALL OF THESE
chris: somewhere, Liz’s ears tingled, a disturbance in the force...
chris: a wallet..
chris: crying out
sharaya: the sound of many wallets crying out at once

katina: she just cackled at home and she’s not quite sure why

I was, in fact, cackling. >.>

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Robot Chris ... looks into chat... looks right out of chat
Cosmo: Worth it.

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Lissa: I've done... research.

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Robot Chris: If you’re gonna eat it, respect it? I guess?

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katina: You kind of have to say it in an old prospector's voice for it to make sense.

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katina: how DARE YOU, cabbage fingers!

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me: Hipster Frodo had The One Septum Ring.
Diego: Was he throwing rings in a volcano before it was cool?
me: I see what you did there.

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Sharaya: Good thing there will be donuts tomorr-
Robot Chris: WHAT? DONUTS?!

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Ah, the power of tomorrow's donuts!

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ulgulanoth wrote:
Ah, the power of tomorrow's donuts!

This response was integral in reminding me that donuts in fact exist this morning. Thank you.

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Ah, the power of tomorrow's donuts!
This response was integral in reminding me that donuts in fact exist this morning. Thank you.

Oh so I should've said today's donuts instead... either way I hope they're good!


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Donuts are good, but they don't compare to churros made that morning, especially from a small local bakery.

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Katina Davis wrote:

me: Hipster Frodo had The One Septum Ring.

Diego: Was he throwing rings in a volcano before it was cool?
me: I see what you did there.

Daww, were you proud?

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robot chris: wow
robot chris: that's EVUL

...

robot chris: I love it


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Churr-nuts, the unaccepted and outcast offspring of a churro and a donut.

Eaten solely by half-drow and often drizzled in emo-caramel.


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
emo-caramel.

{makes note to stat up "hipster flan ooze" for next Wayfinder}

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Katina: Not sure if I should risk the click.

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Katina: COSMO YOU RUINED IT
Katina: I can't unsee that and it makes me sad

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Guess Katina clicked the mystery link

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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: COSMO YOU RUINED IT

Katina: I can't unsee that and it makes me sad

We have a thread for that.


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mmmmmmm...flan!

Also, blame for the blame god...unburden your troubles to him Katina, and give unto Cosmo what Cosmo is due.


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Listen to the Beer, for it is a good fount of wisdom and advice.


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And we shall feast up on the emu, oh wait, sorry, wrong religion.

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Sara Marie: I felt guilty for [redacted]
Sara Marie: but it was cold so my guilt kind of evaporated

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Katina: Shoot for the stars...and even if you miss, you'll end up in a blanket burrito.

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Christopher: Hypothetically, if one were to wander into the [redacted] area, one might come across an unguarded box of cookies in the breakroom.
Katina: Hmmmm that sounds like what someone would say if they were trying to lure people into the [redacted] area for a trap
Katina: Are the cookies underneath a little cardboard box being propped up by a stick with some string attached?
Christopher: You'll have to crawl inside to find out.

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chris: this battle station will be... more operational

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But the important question is, will it be catered? :P


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Sara Marie wrote:

Christopher: Hypothetically, if one were to wander into the [redacted] area, one might come across an unguarded box of cookies in the breakroom.

Katina: Hmmmm that sounds like what someone would say if they were trying to lure people into the [redacted] area for a trap
Katina: Are the cookies underneath a little cardboard box being propped up by a stick with some string attached?
Christopher: You'll have to crawl inside to find out.

So who fell for that trap finally?


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Drejk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

Christopher: Hypothetically, if one were to wander into the [redacted] area, one might come across an unguarded box of cookies in the breakroom.

Katina: Hmmmm that sounds like what someone would say if they were trying to lure people into the [redacted] area for a trap
Katina: Are the cookies underneath a little cardboard box being propped up by a stick with some string attached?
Christopher: You'll have to crawl inside to find out.
So who fell for that trap finally?

Judging by how few posts this thread has gotten since then, almost everybody?

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Nearly everyone. Some tried to rescue others and then we needed people to rescue the rescuers. It was a huge mess.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Nearly everyone. Some tried to rescue others and then we needed people to rescue the rescuers. It was a huge mess.

Sounds like an adventure hook to me.


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So its turning into one of THOSE situations?


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
I'm a really big fan of kobolds. I've been longing for a vicious, nasty kobold avatar pretty much since the day I started. This was the first one that fit the bill nicely that wasn't already in use.
SHHHHHHHH! {whispers} You're going to accidently give Kobold Cleaver a case of self esteem. :)

And what happened, then? Well, in Paizo they say - that the kobold's small heart grew three sizes that day.

He was still an ass, and he still wanted to steal Golemsmas.


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It has been a while since anything actually overheard was posted here...is everyone OK over there? Are they allowed out of the box the cookies were under yet?

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xobmaps wrote:
It has been a while since anything actually overheard was posted here...is everyone OK over there? Are they allowed out of the box the cookies were under yet?

busy

headphones

back to work

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Sara Marie: We will never have cookies again
Sara Marie: They were banned
Sara Marie: After The Incident

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