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"Give them some stout, they'll sleep like babes" Elsa says groggily as she sits up rubbing her eyes.
'Well met, May the Sparkling Wit bring you laughter and Joy!" Frackit says as he humbly bows to the man and then looks to the others. Frackit has no clue of the other dieties listed except Zann, whom he knows only from his limited time in Zhakara. As well as the dwarf, they were intent on getting his stolen mathematical ability back. "If you excuse me, I have offerings and prayers I must abide. I do wish to learn of all this. It is fascinating."He says, lifting the Copper necklace he had been working on. It wasn't gold or bejeweled, but it was honestly made by his own hands. The Joker will love his dedication and craftsmanship. At least Frackit always thought the Patron god of Gnomes always did.
'I should give the nun some honey so we can have honey butter, Ooo, then get some fresh bread, for honey butter on oven fresh bread!" Ingryd says with a hungry growl.
Ingryd Assists Scram even if its just holding up the weighty bits.
" We poof in with the dragon ans the Hags forces attacking the dragon we, get to the Hag and use Ennui to smash the wrikly wort faced six ways to thorsday. Teeth hair eye goo, blood cristening Ennui in well deserved justice. For the Dragons children for Emilee and countless others we dont even know about!!!" Ingryd says but does help scram grab booze.
Remember kids graffiti can kill
Ink having seen the added party will turn into a Inky Black Skinned Human, similar to what should be a Shadow of the fallen man, His clothes white as he appears near the group. "WAGGHHHAAHHA" He says as he stalks forward towards one of the men.
He trys to look like he is about to attack
Instead he then shimmers and melts back into a puddle. Just lets it sit there, slowly becoming an ink stain on the floor.
CURSE ALL WHO DWELL HERE Forms from the Pool in bold letters of Blood Spray style Graffiti
" Hag did some magicing. The casters under our agreement, worked to remove the magicks." Ingryd points back from where she came. " We left the Hags fortress to free the innocent as it required these three, and Though I am mighty I alone can not garantuee them that much time. So we whisked away to a dafehouse our rogue knee via magic." Ingryd holds up a hand and drinks some liquer." So once there we were attacked by wyvwrn riding goblins, who meant to gas us out. I took the fight to them and took atleast one Eyvern and several goblins,So they could save them. I even threw myself at rhe Wyvernd, cause why not. Children need to be saved. Mine died. And If I died, I knew my friends would save yours." She sniffed and wiped a tear from her eye. " Now that they are safe. In the arms of a loving and honorable mother. Id like to rest, then head back to take that B~@&@es head!" Ingryd said with rage as she tried to get really angry but shifted a bit uneasy from her still bloody wounds " So if you wanted to kill me to spare them, so be it. I am just happy they are dafe.." Ingryd then slumped and sat on the ground. Happy and sad again. She managed to save another child from horrible death.
"Pfft Elves." Elsa asked as she shifts to a relaxed but ready stance, with shield more forward instead of her pick.
So your clan was outsed due to two catacylsms. One made the continents devide the other made the land you were inhabiting succumb to the reawakened titan and Volcanos flaring. You wandered and found a home in a nice valley of Halflings and Gnomes. However over the following centuries the population boomed as you withstood Hordes, dragons and more. Now you set out four groups to seek a new series of homes. You went across the North Sea to the COlder lands. It is wild and untamed with many of the humans and other races up there homesteaders themselves. The other continents have established empires. However you and the 20 dwarves, 10 Gnomes, and 30 Halflings that will wait while you find a more secure place to establish a place for your lands.
"Ooo, I think you dropped something, Ms.Qittat" Frackit says seeing the arm fly free from the once attractive woman. "Do I need to lend a hand?"He laughs nervously as he focuses on the Hammer, ready to make another swing.
"See me later, we'll braid these hairs, maybe find a crafter to make bear rings that prevent its destruction from anything short of disintegration"She says with a smile and then stands up, offering her hand in support.
"If we port in there and take her quickly by surprise I can kill her. Then all the issues are moot" Ingryd says as she strikes Ennui on to a nearby branch. "I wanna see her turned into a bloody puddle of goo! Ennui turning her into human smashed potatoes!!" Ingryd says with literal anger. "Kidnapping eggs, A child, fouling up the weather and the wood!!! She has to die!"
They go for Ingryds liver they will probably be drunk
Looking to instead of a DnD 2e Campaign, a Hackmaster 4e campaign. This is the Fourth Edition of the game. Rolls to start are 8+1d10 for your seven stats. I will say I have never DM'd a straight RAW Hackmaster game, but I would love to get one up and going. Love the System, Love the humor and the danger. Yes, you may die, so I often say have a few backup characters ready to go. If I get 5 to 7 people interested, I will move forward. If not, I'll go back to My Idea for a DnD 2e campaign.
Frackit takes it. He sets it on a nearby stand and adjusts his goggles to bring down the varied lens. He stares at the numbers and then brings up his fingers and begins to count them as he looks down. Taking a few minutes, he then shakes his head and rubs his eyes. "Okay, what is all of this? My illusion intensive wasn't like this. What in The Sparkling Wit's name is this? This isn't like balancing a ledger or simple recipe measurements?" Frackit rubs his temples his Gold conical cap shifting. "Brain hurts" He says as he hands it back to Fadilah.
I can now use Bees to Fly 30ft as a Bonus Action
had some irl stuff happen but still here
"Aww Captian, but...but...fine" She says pouting as she curls her tail between her legs and slumps forward defeated. "I just wanted to have fun, and mom always said idiots were great for practical combat sparring"
Portable Panini Maker for Mercs on the Go...INFINITE SANDWICHES
Frackit will cast Silence on the Woman. Hopefully muffling the battle sounds and cutting off the most important thing in the Wizards Arsenal thier voice. Centering it on the Wizard.
Anton will reach into his pouch for the Busker paper work then laughs."Wrong papers" he will then grab one for caravan work.
"Fun. So vent the radiation?" Cherry asks throwing out questions "Or we can send Burlap in and let him fiddle with stuff, I mean he does know the ghost more intimately than the rest of us and thus closer to death" She says with a laugh that always sounds weird form the Vesk, half grumbling half growl.
Ingryds head clears and she gets up. Ingryd will break the gap and grab the Wizard.
'Yeah, I believe they make heartier ones for just this sort of thing. Though a more militant based religion probably has them. Maybe Lathander? Or Tempus" he says tapping his chin again before putting away his balls.
"What about the layout? If need be we can come up with an infiltration plan. I can prep for spells and get necessary items to aid us in the process. Also do you have sewers here?" Frackit asks his mind working on the puzzle.
"How about a fake artifact. Have an fake aura on a mundane object. Illusions can provide the necessary magical aura to deceive." he says as he continues to stroke his mustache. 'A report that the Rug has been recovered would also deal with the confusing. False inspection is another. though a smash and grab isn't that bad of a plan"
Elsa will move up to the crack and pull her war pick and Shield. She awiats the onslaught of the Mutants, but also makes sure the missile fighters can get clear shots.
Ingrud will help you little.buddy
Tin Man sets up a shot and fires
'Fish Scales on his shoes, but Banapple is the strongest scent" He says as he then asks in Barking tongue. Barking: Frackit asks as he smiles hoping that Juju reveals more and takes the offer of healing. "Juju, anything else you can remember. If are you still in pain? I can't do much for your hair, but the other I can. Especially being such a good and loyal friend to your master."
I think I will switch to a Warpriest of Lliira who uses Shurikens as his Sacred weapon. Dude wants to spread Joy and Happiness.That's an interesting combination, since Lliira wouldn't normally invest warpriests. It's usually Tempus, Tyr, or Talos. Lliira doesn't see herself as a war deity, usually. She has a militant sect called the Scarlet Mummers who help to protect preists and festivals. As well as fight against Lliiras enemies.
" What kind of accent was it this" Realms Common: Frackit says quickly going into a more native tongue. " Something like this"
"Invisibility still requires the caster to traverse normally. if I were to turn invisible I would need to still open the door or window. Just I wouldn't be seen." He says as she strokes his mustache.
Dot
That is not gonna come out normally, my feet, legs and lower dress will be rainbow. She owes me a dress and a long bath when we get back home!' Ingryd thought as she continued on and sees the bug and instantly smiles. "Yay something to smash!" She says as she leaps forward and seeks to smash the beetle.
" Yes a spell, to talk to all animals from fish to falcons and everthinf inbetween. You do have that here right?" he says looking a little weird at such a query
"Farewell my mighty friend, may you and your family be blessed" Frackit says bowing to the lion. " May the Watchful Protector guide you back to your pride"he smiles and then turns to leave back with the group "Oh what is your name?"
"Watch" He says as he begins to chant and puts the gold nugget symbol to his wound and lets the spells powers flow.
It fully knits his arm as he then sighs in relief. "My god has blessed me with more spells of healing, so I can heal you too. I know not how much but we can use magic to heal some damage today and maybe more tomorrow. Then you can return to your wives" Frackit says with a smile. He a gnome far smaller than the beast before him did not really mind aiding him as even animals are sacred to the Sparkling Wit.
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