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I did things in the wrong order. Math is important. Order of operations has to be followed or you get the wrong thing.

Dinner first. Then have a drink.

I failed order of operations.

Dinner?

Freehold DM wrote:

SO DRUNK YOU GUYS

The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

If I liked alcohol, I'd be jealous.

We went to a friend's Bday party, and Mrs Sunrise got more than a little tipsy on apple whiskey.

I took a sip, and I still don't know how people drink alcohol straight. Bloody awful-tasting stuff.

Typically, most people pour it into a small glass (called a 'shot glass') and then transfer it to your mouth via a swift arm motion thus ensuring a quick journey down the ole throatymajig.

Who keeps putting candles in my rum!

*Gives Freehold a bottle of water and some string cheese* C'mon buddy. The floor isn't a good place. We shouldn't have people tripping over you. You might get hurt.

The floor is the new boardroom, it's where all the deals are happening these days.

Whiskey or rum for me.

I don't know if they still make it anymore but the wife and I both loved Red Rum.

Otherwise hard lemonade or hard root beer is the way to go.

Vapid Captain Yesterday wrote:

I don't have a personality!

You have multiple!

If i had to on the spot say something about you I would say that you are very direct.

Are you implying i can't turn.

Maybe, i just don't want to.

Yes, I would like something hard.

Maybe with a coffee chaser, since it's before 7 am.

I only drink alcohol on days that start with "T". Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow...

Don't forget Twednesday!

But it's only 6 p.m.

Lightweights!

I'd humpen some German beer. :-)

Hmm, I can't say I like tequila or gin.

Have you tried rum?

He makes a great point.

Pours himself a Rum and Coke as he strolls through a crystal shop.

Drink more water with the champagne, that should even it out a bit.

Sake doesn't kill people, if it did I'd be toast.

And I once drank a bunch of Sake at a biker barbecue.

Yay! More people for the hopper! It's starting to be a party up in here!

Adds some hops, barley, and a German Shepherd (for that authentic German taste) to the hopper.

I've seen liquor stores with drive up windows.

It's actually better than it sounds.

I believe I'll drink this glass of milk.

splashes it on forehead.

Damn this drinking problem!

There's also the general idea that professional game designers should know far more about how to make a balanced, fun game than nobody GMs, so unless you have a specific reason for why things need to be adjusted for your game in particular then the book probably should have priced the item better than you could have.

Think of the outrage in this thread as the equivalent of the outrage you might feel towards a doctor who advised you that drinking 6 glasses of bourbon a day is "completely healthy".

I'd say "we're going to Vegas!".

Drink the beer and throw the skittles at hipsters.

Three day weekend!!! Happy Labor Day weekend treeforters!!

Sprays Treefort with Wapatooey

I've always been a fan of Redrum and Coke or any kind of good rum actually. :-)

Cannot drink beer, like Hard Root Beer and Hard Raspberry Lemonade though.

Are you sure seven is enough.

Seems like with all that going on I'd need at least eight, possibly twelve different kinds of liquor.

Viral who now?

Blech! I cannot drink clear hard alcohol
It's gotta have some color to it, whatever it Mau be.

Even drunk, Terminator isn't making a damn bit of sense.

Perhaps, I haven't had enough yet...

Stayed home today as expected. Slept until two. Then I started watching downtown abbey. That was several episodes ago....I may not sleep tonight. This show is oddly addictive.

I've heard that before. :-)

One down, feeling somewhat buzzed, but Pea Bear isn't laughing at me, trying to get me to drink more. So let's make it two. :-)

Mike's Hard Black Cherry Lemonade is pretty f@$%ing good.

Also need some cool buttons to press. Maybe a death ray hidden in random places...

Maybe not the death ray...

Well now I look like a drunk a@*&&+@.

Typical.

Edit: "look everyone Captain Yesterday thinks that blue three eyed alien is Nobodyshome, let's laugh at him!"

It's like eighth grade all over again, 2014 was the worst!

Of course now I wanna get drunk and go on an alias blitz, just to see if it's possible.

But I bet he didn't spill it. :-)

Rum.

How doesn't matter so much, but it's gotta be Rum.

Or whatever, I'll try anything once.

I dropped acid, once.

Or twice... or a bunch... then there was the shrooms...

I bet a librarian social is pretty f&!%ing epic.

You had me convinced at Whiskey, good sir.

Not in my experience.

She only got the bourbon.

I've recently begun watching Battlestar Galactica from the beginning (I've never had cable, yay for internet streaming!) So, I'm curious, what is this drinking game you speak of.

I drink alcohol good sir.

Great! More for me!

I actually don't drink much myself, usually in summer, I hate being cooped up inside when drinking and it's too cold in winter to stay outside very long.

Also, kids.

Who's bringing the booze, and who's DJing the MP3 are the only roles I care about.

... are.. are we talking about the same kind of party here.

Tangent, you fool! This is madness! You've just killed many by unleashing your "game": the livers of humankind cannot withstand such punishment!

... but at least you didn't mention the drinking game for paladi-

Light weight.

I'll take his.

Huzzah! Before noon even!

Gonna be a long day. :-)

If it isn't hard I don't drink it, whether it's hard liquor, hard root beer, or hard lemonade.

Mmm... liquor..

The Star Wars thread is up to 776 posts since last I checked, before the movie came out.

Still haven't seen it, but soon, it's at the full bar theater I saw yesterday.

I think i deserve a drink.

If we have any.

I'm still not convinced ED-E isn't probing me in my sleep.

Absolutely, it's the perfect time.