Beliefs I accept before I start drinking


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I believe I'm not sure if the rule about the first poster on the page being naked applies here, but I also believe I don't necessarily need to cite a rule before taking my pants off. Just tequila. Which I have.

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I believe I had nearly forgotten about the extra Skittles I'd hidden away on Halloween night.

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I believe I have to be more attentive to not letting the kidlets see me eating from my Skittles stash.

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I believe it's been a fairly quiet day.

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I believe it's a good day to get some s!#$ packed away and/or thrown out.


I believe pantsless tequila drinking can be . . . intriguing.

I also believe that "rules" don't transpose.

I also believe that the Doomsday Clock is at 5 seconds from midnight.

But I believe that I'm going to have a very good day today.

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I believe I need a (partial) shave.


I believe that I am unexpectedly sober. Rectification to occur at the earliest opportunity.


I believe I can't believe what just happened.

I believe I don't have enough alcohol.


I don't drink much or often. But Jesus. I'm drinking after work today.


I will be picking up a 12 pack of hard apple cider after work. I will probably have two or three and the wife will have the rest.

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I believe it's gonna be another cloudy day today, but we might be getting some sun tomorrow. That'd be nice. Sunshine makes my morning constitutional a bit nicer.

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I believe I may try to see Doctor Strange again today. Maybe even 3D. Or Imax.....

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I believe there's nothing I want to watch on TV tonight.

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I believe it's Family Game Night tonight!

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I believe, on occasion, the word "delusional" is inadequate.


Kinda like those times when "catastrophe" and "earth-shattering" seem a bit tame, perhaps?

I believe that there's no cholesterol at all in the double ham 'n' cheese and sausage/egg/cheese croissants I just ate.

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Syrus Terrigan wrote:

Kinda like those times when "catastrophe" and "earth-shattering" seem a bit tame, perhaps?

Leonard Cohen's death wasn't that bad.


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I believe that for today, McRibs qualify as health food.


Kryzbyn wrote:
I believe that for today, McRibs qualify as health food.

THEY HAVE THE MCRIB BY YOU?

sends Kryzbyn all his money

You'll... Mail me back the money I sent in McRibs right? Right?


I believe that in 48 hours, CH is going to need a new liver.


Freehold DM wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
I believe that for today, McRibs qualify as health food.

THEY HAVE THE MCRIB BY YOU?

sends Kryzbyn all his money

You'll... Mail me back the money I sent in McRibs right? Right?

Sure...I'll pay full price for the first and add each additional for a buck...MOST of them should make it to you...


Kryzbyn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
I believe that for today, McRibs qualify as health food.

THEY HAVE THE MCRIB BY YOU?

sends Kryzbyn all his money

You'll... Mail me back the money I sent in McRibs right? Right?

Sure...I'll pay full price for the first and add each additional for a buck...MOST of them should make it to you...

I love those things so much I would huff the empty boxes. No shame.


I believe they were as good as imagined (erp).

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I believe it's a rough morning.

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I believe it's rough morning number two....

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I believe it's a bit on the cool side this morning.

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I believe a visit to Cajun Town Café might be on order for today.

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I believe I've postponed yesterday's potential lunch until today.

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I believe I'm very thankful my kids handle being dropped off at daycare fairly well.

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I believe it's going to be a kind of busy morning.

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I believe a trip to the comic book store might be on order for sometime later today.

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I believe a road trip is happening today!


I believe automotive maintenance is not my strong suit . . . .

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I believe those rose thorns got me good.

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I believe this rain is going to interfere with my efforts to decorate the house for Christmas.

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I believe I feel like a slacker for not having all my Christmas decorations up yet.


I believe slacking is a dying art.


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I believe I'll drink this glass of milk.

splashes it on forehead.

Damn this drinking problem!

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I believe I will rethink putting up my roof Christmas lights today.

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I believe next Wednesday cannot come soon enough.

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I believe I'm very happy this week is over.


I believe I agree with that sentiment 100%.


I believe I'd like it better if my week was over.

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I believe it's going to be a long day.

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I believe I'm all out of frosted sugar cookies.

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I believe I need to carefully consider what's going to be for dinner tonight. I may just have to delve into my cookbooks.....

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I believe I'm in need of some Popeye's today.

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I believe winter (and cold weather in general) sucks balls.


Aberzombie wrote:
I believe winter (and cold weather in general) sucks balls.

I believe you are correct. Fortunately, there is "pumpkin juice" available. Translation of pumpkin juice: adult beverage of choice.

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