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Possibly.

* looks around for stray bluebirds *


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* watches the bluebirds invert her clothing *


GOOD MORNING AFTERNOON TREEFORTNAM!!!


It may be afternoon, but it's the crack O' dawn for me...*yawn*


I'm going to have to tighten up my sleep patterns come next week. New job and school!


My Tuesday for example:

  • Work 12-8
  • Krav maga10-12
  • School (with commute) 1-6


Thursday will be even worse. Add another class on top of that. I might have to give up my Thursday Krav Maga.


Hope your M/W/F schedule is a bit lighter.


You know, I feel exhausted just by looking at this schedule... I'd probably got sick after three days with the amount of sleep that could be fit in there...


MWF should be lighter, thanks Treppa

Drejk, i am skirting even my tolerances. But, it is for one year, then I should be able to transition into a decent-paying 40-hour job. Anything can be accomplished if you have the will to succeed.


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You asked for singing undead... Can you actually handle a stygian chorus, though? (monster blogpost)


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#VikingWorldProblems


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So I was making myself a sammich and put two pieces of bread on a plate. When I turned to get the jam, my poor broken stickie-outie finger snagged a piece of bread and dragged it off the plate and onto the floor, aka, the Kingom of Dog. He promptly pounced.

This is the same dog that... broke my finger.

Coincidence?

I think not!


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Treppa wrote:

So I was making myself a sammich and put two pieces of bread on a plate. When I turned to get the jam, my poor broken stickie-outie finger snagged a piece of bread and dragged it off the plate and onto the floor, aka, the Kingom of Dog. He promptly pounced.

This is the same dog that... broke my finger.

Coincidence?

I think not!

Yep, looks like the Shadow is playing the long game....


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And here I thought he was stupid.


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Treppa wrote:
And here I thought he was stupid.

He's playing the long game well.


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Well played, Shadow. Well played


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Urggh.

OK, in February the fire alarm in my building went off for the first time since I moved in seven years ago. It was just past midnight. I got out of bed, grabbed some clothes, couldn't find my cat, and got out of the building hoping it was a false alarm.

It was.

Some idiot had been trying to heat the blade of his hockey stick so he could bend it. It caught on fire. On the side of the building that didn't evacuate. No damage done, but serious smoke.

A few months back, it happened again. This time I was better prepared and got out with my irreplaceable valuables and my cat Pepi in her carrier.

It happened on a weekend afternoon. Some idiot in that afore mentioned other side of the building tried making french fries and walked away from them. Lots of smoke, no real damage.

Well, it just happened again. My landlord couldn't say what caused it this time, but once again our half of the building evacuated and awaited the all clear before going back in. I got my irreplaceables and Pepi out safely.

The other half...stayed inside. I swear, in the event of a real fire only half our buildings population will live. And it could very well be evolution trying to improve the gene pool....

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Had something like that back when I was staying in a dorm.

Some miserable waste of space, to say politely, would pull the fire alarm every other night after midnight for almost the whole semester.

Pretty much everyone started to ignore it -_-


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We've had our third, too, but building management isolated a faulty sensor and had it fixed. I think the fire captain had a little chat with the manager of maintenance.

Your building is being conditioned to ignore alarms.


Drejk wrote:
Treppa wrote:

I've discovered that if I spend time working on things, they progress.

Weird.

Weird indeed...

Treppa wrote:
No, really. Things are Getting Done. o_o
Are you sure it's not magical faeries doing things when your are not looking?

Do not dismiss the rumors of unseen magical faeries—they are real!


Ugh. And so begins my week of cray cray

Silver Crusade

First day of school! Too early for this nonsense!


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First day of school?!?

Our public schools started up 2 weeks ago, then had to take a week off due to flooding, so last week they had FIRST day of school take 2! :)

And of course University started back up last week, so everyone here is pretty much already been back. WHere are you at that starts so late?

And is there room for me? :)

Happy classes-taking Lucky and Monkey! ;)


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Our kids don't start until Thursday and Friday.

It's Tiny T-Rex's first day of kindergarten Thursday. :-)


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Anybody remember school starting after Labor Day? Anyone? Bueller?


Happy Monday Treeforters!

(Oi, talk about your oxymoron!) ;P

I come soliciting advice, (I know, thats asking for it!) ;P

Semi-seriously, I have to write a script for a group of 15, 11-14 yr old kids for a theater class I got talked into teaching.

SO, For our class skit, I have the "Fantasy characters (preferably Disney, but not absolutely required) on the Dr Phil show for help"

I need help with situations and one-liner-esqe solutions.

Example- Snow white
Dr Phil- "So Snow, Can I call you Snow? What seems to be the problem?"

Snow White- "Well, I keep wanting to bake a pie for Charming. To tell him thank you for being so sweet. But every time I LOOK at an apple, I fall asleep! What can I do?"

Dr Phil- "That's easy. Make him a pumpkin pie! NEXT!"

The idea is that every kid gets a line or two, and a chance to display a little acting skill, and it is hopefully funny and entertaining to their fellow students in the other classes at the showcase, (and their parents too, obviously)

The only restrictions are, it must be clean. This is a Christian Youth Group. :)

I actually have a list of characters that most of the kids have said they want to be, (at home of course) I can post that tonight.

IN order to NOT to tie up Monkey's Thread, anyone interested can PM me ideas. I'd really appreciate it.

Thank you! And now back to your regularly scheduled treefort,...


Why don't you just do the Greek Gods (and heroes) go to Dr. Phil for help?


Sharoth wrote:
Why don't you just do the Greek Gods (and heroes) go to Dr. Phil for help?

LOL, thats good, and I think one kid wants to do Hercules.

IMHO, I don't even Dr Phil at his best can help that group of weirdos that are the Greek gods and goddesses. (The original stories, not the Disney version) :P


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AM HELP ANYONE IF IT HELP RATINGS, OR POCKETBOOK, AM HAVE NO SHAME!!!!

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Hooray for in-flight wifi! I use mine for Paizo purposes.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Hooray for in-flight wifi! I use mine for Paizo purposes.

Although I've had the opportunity, I have never taken advantage of in-flight wifi. I usually just bring a book (or five).


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Hooray for in-flight wifi! I use mine for Paizo purposes.

I used mine for porn.


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In other news I have recovered from my illness in full.

Silver Crusade

Hooray!


Freehold DM wrote:
In other news I have recovered from my illness in full.

Hooray! +1 ;)


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Shadow update:

Bark! Bark bark! Howwwwwwwl!

wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag

bounce bounce runincircles

chewchewchewchewchew
SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!


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Treppa wrote:

Shadow update:

Bark! Bark bark! Howwwwwwwl!

wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag

bounce bounce runincircles

chewchewchewchewchew
SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!

Yay! Doggy recovery!

Is he back to full health?


Treppa wrote:

Shadow update:

Bark! Bark bark! Howwwwwwwl!

wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag

bounce bounce runincircles

chewchewchewchewchew
SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK!

Sounds like he has recovered as well.


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He's still on drugs. I'm thinking about stealing some if they make you feel that good.

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I agreed to change seats with somebody to a slightly less nice seat, and in exchange the flight attendant has been giving me free Scotch.


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There's a good bargain, laddy!


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Celestial Healer wrote:
I agreed to change seats with somebody to a slightly less nice seat, and in exchange the flight attendant has been giving me free Scotch.

Scotch is handy to have in case of alien invasion

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Hooray for in-flight wifi! I use mine for Paizo purposes.
I used mine for porn.

That was YOU!!! Dude, you watch some weird s!$*!

Scarab Sages

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Celestial Healer wrote:
I agreed to change seats with somebody to a slightly less nice seat, and in exchange the flight attendant has been giving me free Scotch.

My dad loved scotch. I've always been more of a beer man, myself. Might have to start trying to give scotch a try again.


I'm not much of a hard drinker either, I prefer Hard Cider, or whiskey in my coke cola.

But, I have to say that GOOD scotch is GOOD. :)

Cheap scotch is,... usually painful. :P

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Smirnoff Ice Green Apple
Amaretto Sour
Mead

I don't know if I've ever had scotch.


I've always been a fan of Redrum and Coke or any kind of good rum actually. :-)

Cannot drink beer, like Hard Root Beer and Hard Raspberry Lemonade though.


Never liked scotch myself, but Irish whiskey is one of my go-to drinks (even the cheap stuff tastes OK when it's $5 for a shot of Bushmills and a can of Genesee Cream Ale). Granted, I once drank a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon that I found in the trunk of a junked car, so my good taste may be somewhat in question.


I always hated scotch (and oaky red wines) until last year. Suddenly the taste of all the dregs of drinks I used to down after my parents parties (keep an eye on your toddlers, folks) came to mind and I got an airplane bottle of Johnny Walker Red.

I now like scotch.

In other news, dog is really, really bad today. Vet at 3:30. He walks OK but seems to be in a lot of pain for some reason.

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