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quibblemuch wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
11-foot alligator surprises man in suburban Houston
Thanks, Mississippi police...

What do police in Mississippi have to do with an alligator in Texas?

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Seal wanders into California hotel, climbs stairs


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Aberzombie wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
11-foot alligator surprises man in suburban Houston
Thanks, Mississippi police...
What do police in Mississippi have to do with an alligator in Texas?

Clearly this miscreant reptile committed crimes in Mississippi and eluded police there.

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Illinois graduating class features 12 sets of twins, one set of triplets


Aberzombie wrote:
Illinois graduating class features 12 sets of twins, one set of triplets

I can't top that, but I can say that my high school graduating class of about 90 people had something like 7 or 8 people named Alex.

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Senior prank lists Maryland high school for sale on Zillow


Man falls into crocodile pit and is eaten

Druids revenge!!!!


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Just like the old gypsy woman said!

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Student's service dog gets honorary diploma in New Jersey

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Maine woman takes baby raccoon for Petco nail trim

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Bear helps itself to 60 cupcakes from Connecticut bakery, scares employees


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Mmmm. Cupcakes

Humans: Bears are mostly bluster and will back down if you stand up to them. Yell, make some noise and they'll show their true colors and run away.

Bear: Humans are mostly bluster and will back down if you stand up to them. Yell, make some noise, and they'll show their true colors and run away.


Obligatory reference

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Former high school listed as single-family home in Oklahoma

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Motorized trash can reaches 55 mph in England


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Aberzombie wrote:
Motorized trash can reaches 55 mph in England

A fuzzy witness wearing a mask is quoted as saying "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Picture

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British woman's pet cat celebrates 32nd birthday

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Louisiana dog earns world record with 5-inch tongue

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Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked


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Aberzombie wrote:
Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked

Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

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685 people dressed as Spider-Man gather at Malaysia mall


BigNorseWolf wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked
Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.

But don't expect a gas station hot dog.


The Worst Person Ever wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked
Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.

But don't expect a gas station hot dog.

It was probably a Witch.

Scarab Sages

Extremely rare orange lobster caught in Maine


Tensor wrote:
The Worst Person Ever wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked
Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.

But don't expect a gas station hot dog.

It was probably a Witch.

Broomsticks would have smaller tanks, true.

This checks out.

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Unusual room service requests include 'diet water,' blowfish

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’Troll Apartment' in the middle of Los Angeles bridge listed for $250,000

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Turtle takes a ride in the back of Kentucky police cruiser

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Because…..the tentacled ones

Octopuses tweak the RNA in their brains to adjust to warmer and cooler waters


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Aberzombie wrote:

Because…..the tentacled ones

Octopuses tweak the RNA in their brains to adjust to warmer and cooler waters

File this under Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, please...

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Man finds one million pennies while cleaning out home

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Willie Nelson, country music legend, gets new species of grasshopper named after him


Aberzombie wrote:
Willie Nelson, country music legend, gets new species of grasshopper named after him

Heh. Grass.


Big Foot lives in the Grand Canyon

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Alligator attacks drone during sheriff's office training exercise

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First edition '1984' returned to Oregon library after 65 years

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Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient

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Korean convenience stores selling gold bars in vending machines

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Chef's toddler son loves lobster, scallops and short ribs, shocking other parents

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Illinois man who shot self in leg while asleep facing felony charges

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Ohio woman refuses to remove 9.5-foot werewolf from her yard

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Cow interrupts Bible school at Alabama church


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Cow interrupts Bible school at Alabama church

Clearly a hay-than.

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Escaped goat herd grazes through Texas neighborhood


Was he in cowhoots with the Alabama bovine?

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Pennsylvania company cooks up 17-foot piece of turkey bacon


Aberzombie wrote:
Pennsylvania company cooks up 17-foot piece of turkey bacon

Where did they find the 17-foot turkey?

Second Seekers (Jadnura)

David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Pennsylvania company cooks up 17-foot piece of turkey bacon
Where did they find the 17-foot turkey?

Turkey would have to be MUCH larger to get a 17-foot piece.


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Last I checked Turkeys only have two feet.:-)


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G$* D~!N YOU MONSANTO!!!

On the other hand, this abomination *will* reduce the arguments over who gets the drumstick…

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