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Aberzombie wrote:11-foot alligator surprises man in suburban HoustonThanks, Mississippi police...
What do police in Mississippi have to do with an alligator in Texas?

Ed Reppert |
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quibblemuch wrote:What do police in Mississippi have to do with an alligator in Texas?Aberzombie wrote:11-foot alligator surprises man in suburban HoustonThanks, Mississippi police...
Clearly this miscreant reptile committed crimes in Mississippi and eluded police there.

David M Mallon |

Illinois graduating class features 12 sets of twins, one set of triplets
I can't top that, but I can say that my high school graduating class of about 90 people had something like 7 or 8 people named Alex.

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Motorized trash can reaches 55 mph in England
A fuzzy witness wearing a mask is quoted as saying "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked
Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

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Aberzombie wrote:Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely nakedShocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?
Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.
But don't expect a gas station hot dog.

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BigNorseWolf wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely nakedShocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.
But don't expect a gas station hot dog.
It was probably a Witch.

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The Worst Person Ever wrote:It was probably a Witch.BigNorseWolf wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely nakedShocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.
But don't expect a gas station hot dog.
Broomsticks would have smaller tanks, true.
This checks out.

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Because…..the tentacled ones
Octopuses tweak the RNA in their brains to adjust to warmer and cooler waters

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Because…..the tentacled ones
Octopuses tweak the RNA in their brains to adjust to warmer and cooler waters
File this under Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, please...

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Willie Nelson, country music legend, gets new species of grasshopper named after him
Heh. Grass.

David M Mallon |

Pennsylvania company cooks up 17-foot piece of turkey bacon
Where did they find the 17-foot turkey?

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Aberzombie wrote:Pennsylvania company cooks up 17-foot piece of turkey baconWhere did they find the 17-foot turkey?
Turkey would have to be MUCH larger to get a 17-foot piece.