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Accountant

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Sara Marie wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: pie bar?! this sounds like a fantastic place.
There is a pie bar. It's in Ballard. It is delicious.
Capitol Hill, too. Clearly we need to test both.

Dons her lab coat and clipboard.

Adjusts her glasses.

Alright. LET'S DO THIS!

Accountant

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: You know how midnight is the witching hour?

katina: Noon is the sandwiching hour
...
katina: Muh-wha-ha-ha
Dammit Katina!

Sigh.

Begrudgingly clicks the favorite button.

Accountant

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This is WAY better than my microwaved lunch! Thank you! You guys are great :).

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Kryzbyn wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
GM_Beernorg wrote:
Savory teriyaki cupcakes...could be a thing?!
I'd eat it.
Because teriyaki, or because cup cake?

Yes.

Accountant

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
Savory teriyaki cupcakes...could be a thing?!

I'd eat it.

Accountant

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Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Ashley: I was going to yell, "TAX DEDUCTIBLE PORN," but I didn't, because I'm a classy lady.
You still filed them though, right?

But of course! I am not one to trifle with inevitables.

Accountant

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Money Chris: ...right
Money Chris: my calculator broke yesterday
Me: you cant sit with us if you dont have a calculator

Accountant

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Sharaya: PSA: MAYBE DON’T MENTION DONUTS IN CHAT UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT SOME
Sharaya: CHAOS AND CONFUSION ENSUES
Katina: WHAT
Katina: DONUTS
Katina: DID YOU SAY DONUTS
Liz: I LIKE DONUTS
Liz: I COULD GO FOR A CRONUT RIGHT NOW

Accountant

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Insane KillMaster wrote:
Set wrote:
Insane KillMaster wrote:
Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.

Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.

Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :)

Finance does not negotiate with clowns.

Accountant

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Katina: and hold up a note that says “last one out of the meeting gets no cookies”

Accountant

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Liz Courts wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:
{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.
A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
Our pact is still good, right? I mean, we signed it in triplicate and everything—you get pyrokinesis, you show me how you did it, and vice versa.

Of course! I can't very well take over the world by myself.

Accountant

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1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:
{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.

A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.

Accountant

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I blame Cosmo for the anger problems Facebook is trying to confront me with via ads.

Accountant

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Khasalianus Nightstar wrote:

I know generally that good is good and evil is bad, but how good could a Lawful Evil character be? Could an LE character fight on the side of good, but be the type that doesn't know mercy, pull punches, and generally does whatever it takes to get the job done, for the greater good? Especially if it served his purposes, perhaps allowing him to advance in a society, gaining power and security.

And if it were possible for such a character to exist, where would they go when they died? Would their soul be damned because of the extreme lengths they took to do good, or would they be allowed into a good or even neutral aligned afterlife?

Finally, if such a character couldn't exist (cause good is good and evil is bad), then what other alignments could fulfill these criteria, of being a cold, merciless, ends justify the means, for the greater good type character?

You should check out a book called Villains by Necessity. It's a difficult find because it's been out of print for quite some time, but the story basically revolves around a band of villains who need to be bad otherwise the world will end because the balance of good vs evil has been thrown off.

I'm not sure where this band of characters would end up in Golarion lore. It would seem to me like doing bad for the greater good would land you in at least some kind of neutral afterlife, but I'm not versed enough on Golarion religions to really say. The universe in this book requires evil in the world in order for there to be balance, which might not be explicitly needed in Golarion.

Accountant

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Rysky wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Ashley mysterious as the darkside, OF THE MOOOOOOOOOON! wait a sec...that's no moon!
That's oddly appropriate considering the song and the character of Mulan...

Use the force (of a great typhoon), Mulan!

Accountant

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Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Ashley: THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR BREAKFAST BURRITOS
Because they never stay long.

Oh ye of little intestinal fortitude.

Accountant

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Redacted 1: I was a reindeer once
Redacted 1: also a tree
Redacted 2: i bet you made a pretty awesome tree
Redacted 2: i already told [redacted] about that time I was bread

Accountant

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Cosmo: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
Cosmo: PANDORA HAS FIRED UP THEIR CHRISTMAS STATION AGAIN!
Me: i want you to know im flipping off the wall right now

Later that day...

Cosmo: Through the years
Cosmo: we all will be togehter...
Cosmo: if the fates allow...
Cosmo: hang a shining star...
Cosmo: upon the highest boow...
Cosmo: and have yourself
Cosmo: a merry little
Cosmo: christmas
Cosmo: niiiiiiight....
Cosmo: See... if you have your headphones on, I will transcribe the Christmas Joy directly into your brain.

Accountant

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Robot Chris: but just keep that nugget of horror in the back of your mind
Katina: No! I have enough mind nuggets!

Accountant

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Katina: Don’t they know you have more important things to do, like putting wigs on sharks?

Accountant

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Jiggy wrote:
You know, in Hawaii, Spam is totally legit, perhaps even a delicacy. It's used even in kinda fancy dishes.

True facts.

McDonalds even has a SPAM breakfast plate (I would go with the Portuguese Sausage and Rice plate myself, but to each their own).

Liz Courts wrote:
Spam musubi is delightful, and I will have Stern Words with those who say otherwise.

There are no words, only fire.

Accountant

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Me: Heeey, can I bounce something off of you real quick?
Money Chris: Oh god, you're doing t-accounts, this can't be good.

(I'm pretty sure t-accounts are the first step in creating the inevitables that hunt down fallen Accountomancers.)

Accountant

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Vic Wertz wrote:
There's such a thing as a "half a pot of coffee?"

Well if the rest of these slackers could keep up we could brew a whole pot, but noooo, they want to sleep or something.

Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.

Accountant

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*Grabs her metal folding chairs and crown. Moves a coffin into position next to the ring.*

I'm a fan of Outsider A, but I have a feeling our laser scorpion construct is going to make them rest in peace.

Accountant

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Sara Marie: Give me back the knife, Chris!

...

Sara Marie: that sounds so dark outside the context of [redacted].

Accountant

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Zurias wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Please share.

Profession: Goon Squad

(Accounts Receivable/ Collections)

I hear if you transfer to the Brute Squad you get a Holocaust Cloak. Might be something to look in to. You do need your own wheelbarrow though.

Accountant

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A little bit Inquisitor of Abadar, a little bit Cleric of Lorris, and a little bit raptor wrangler.

Accountant

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This was awesome. :D

Accountant

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ZOMG THAT AMIRI COSTUME IS AWESOME! Package me up and send me off to a crazy bakery, because I am mad jelly of that sword. :D

Accountant

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This is going to be my first GenCon and I'm really excited for the cosplay! You guys always do such a great job.

Accountant

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Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Ashley: Oh Abadar, hear my prayers. Bless my caffeinated beverages so that my mind may clear and my eyes may focus. Grant my 10-key swiftness and -

*in grinding Inevitable voice*

Please deposit 5 coppers for the next 3 minutes. If 5 coppers are not deposited within 25 seconds your prayer will be automatically terminated.

Hey, I already tithed this month! There shouldn't be any remaining balance on my account!

...Our Inevitables are managed by Comcast, aren't they?

Accountant

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If you have specific questions or topics relating to accounting/taxes/financials that you would like to see covered please post them here or send me an email.:)

Accountant

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Cthulhudrew wrote:
I hear that gremlins are the eternal nemeses of accountomancers.
It's true. It's why our mogwais are kept under close watch.

Feh. Those fuzz balls barely qualify. Where are the Pugwampi plushies?!?! Now is the perfect time of year to hold all accounting systems hostage you know...

>:D

That sounds like a really good way to get a visit from Lawgiver. Do not want. Being branded by an axiom is bad enough, I wouldn't want to meet the Gavel of Abadar face to face.

On a side note: I think you underestimate the craftiness of Orange Bunny.

Exhibit 1
Exhibit 2
Exhibits 3 and 3.5

Orange Bunny is not allowed at home because my husband does not trust him. This is not an unreasonable feeling.

Accountant

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Cthulhudrew wrote:
I hear that gremlins are the eternal nemeses of accountomancers.

It's true. It's why our mogwais are kept under close watch.

Accountant

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Katina: I will accept either.
Katina: I am not a picky deity.

Counter of Magic Beans

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I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Robot Chris: oh
Robot Chris: that was what that yell was
Robot Chris: it happened so fast

Counter of Magic Beans

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: you are correct, i do run on spite
Premium or unleaded?

Crude and corrosive.

Counter of Magic Beans

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The product numbers might be a good place to start. Each of our lines have their own prefix, the higher the number after the prefix the later the release. You should see the PZO number around where the barcode is on the product.

You would have to regroup them from there though to get things like "Faiths of []" together though. APs would be super easy to arrange like this however.

Personally, I use the APs to drive my bookshelf. Any campaign settings, companions, etc. that relate to an AP get put with that AP; otherwise they get put in product code order on the other side of the shelf.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Cort Odekirk wrote:
Bleugh, don't like hotwings, guess I'll be eating croquet mallets.

I'd suggest going with croquettes instead. Much tastier, though croquets probably have a higher fiber content.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Scott: Eraser dice, for when you want to remove your responsibility for the decision.

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Drock11 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

Counter of Magic Beans

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Cort: I am not a shark enabler!

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Cosmo: MY SKELETOR UNDEROOS ARE RAD!

Counter of Magic Beans

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Hudax wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: With the caveat of “When you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies, that’s when you’re an adult”

What about when you start agreeing with the bad guys in Rankin & Bass movies?

Let the hate flow through you, little drummer boy.

Then you get to play on my team(s)! :D

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Cort Odekirk wrote:

Sorry about the long outage guys, we lost fiber to our site hosting (early side effect of the Big Storm hitting the coast) and it's been a long night getting everything connected again.

The brunt of the storm is expected to hit today (12/11/2014) and while we are as prepared as you can be, nature is a powerful thing. If we experience anymore accessibility flickers please be patient with us, we are just as anxious to get back online as you want us to be there :).

Also, tell the Druids to practice weather magic on someone else's lawn....

I think there's an old crone around here we could get to chase those pesky Druids off our lawn.

GO TECH TEAM!! You guys rock! :D

Counter of Magic Beans

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Robot Chris: imagine the sailor scout transformation animation
Robot Chris: except with hammers and knives
Robot Chris: that’s what’s happening here

Counter of Magic Beans

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Jiggy wrote:
Does that mean you married Cosmo, or that Cosmo officiated your wedding?

He officiated.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Tanis: Robot, High-Five Oprah of Paizo

*blink*

*blink*

Has your last name always been Kaprielian? Coulda sworn it used to say something else...

Congratulations?

It hasn't always been Kaprielian! My relationship has been sanctified by chaos itself: Cosmo. This awarded me a new surname, and LOTS of paperwork. Dammit Cosmo.

And thank you! :D

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