PFS PBP We Be Goblins (+Too) (Inactive)

Game Master Revvy Bitterleaf

Poog takes out his wand of sound boom and moves to the other side of Pa.

Double move, going to the other side so Poog will not hit his friends with sound burst.

Have you met stabby end of Reta's knife? His name is "Stabby".

Nice to meet ya!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Freakin' dice! Come on! You're killin' me here!

You actually forgot Pa Munchmeats action. Mine should be after his. Btw, duration for the spell is 7 min I think (1/lvl 4th lvl spell). Chuffy does not know this though

..I hadn't even noticed, I thought I had him attack..either I didn't submit it..or I made stuff up in my head ;) Thanks for reminding me. And if this fight lasts more then 70 rounds...you guys will have a serious problem I think :)

Somewhere in the middle of all the fighting Pa Munchmeat tries to stick Reta with his flaming spear a few time

To hit Reta's AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14 Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9+fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2
To hit Reta's AC: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15+fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Poog takes out his wand of sound boom and moves to the other side of Pa.

Double move, going to the other side so Poog will not hit his friends with sound burst.

Sound burst from the wand actually has a range of like 30 ft..I don't think it will matter a whole lot which your standing. It will matter more where you put the center of the 10ft area

Poog moves to a tactical position while Reta fails to hit the ogre through his armor.

Gruffy sits down on the ground and throws a tantrum
Pa decides to try to stick his spear into something else..he looks at Chuffy ..which suddenly appeared next to him

To hit Chuffy's AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 + fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
To hit Chuffy's AC: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13 Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11 + fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

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You guys again
The Munchmeats

Damage Gruffy: 20 = trapped 4th round
Damage Pa Munchmeat: 47

"Stop trying to stabs me with fire! I do the stabbsing!!!"

And he stabs again at the ogre, this time at a painful spot between the big guy's legs. Mainly because he cant reach higher

stabbie: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
ouchies: 1d4 - 1 + 1 + 2d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + 1 + (4, 6) + (4) = 18 In case you are tracking fire dmg

I thought Mogmurch has a perk saying he doesn't use splash damage on allies.

"Time to get personal! CHARRRRRRGGE!"

Mogmurch charges at pa with his club high in his hand.

AC: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Club: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Reta feeling helpful hand of Flan King now.

Stabbies, flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 2 = 27 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

All hail Flan King!

I thought Mogmurch has a perk saying he doesn't use splash damage on allies.

He sort of does, it's a discovery that works on bombs..not on all splash weapons

Chuffy sticks his dogslicer into Pa's painful spot between his legs..reaching as high as he can. The fire doesn't seem to do anything

Mogmurch charges forward..but is unable to get his club to connect soundly enough to damage Pa

Reta how ever is able to stick her weapon into some soft part of Pa through his armor and after getting stabbed by Chuffy this proves to much for the Ogre..he falls to the ground and as his head hit's the floor..his skull helmet bounces of before coming to a stop at Reta's feet.

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Poog
Gruffy

Damage Gruffy: 20 = trapped 4th round

Poog is not sure if he can hit Gruffy behind the wall, so he comes closer and waits for the others.

"We gots him haha! Not so stabby now are you."

And Chuffy kicks and stabs the corpse a few times more for good measure.

He also teases Gruffy that she is next.

Are we out of combat for 6 minutes until Gruffy's orb goes down?

Unless you want to do something in that time? Gruffy won't be able to get out for a while. The vulture's won't bother you unless you attack them..and it's more like 9 minutes

Getting to Gruffy seems to take quite long. After 2 minutes he would get bored laughing and pointing at her. He'll cut off the usual ears of his prizes and go into pa's house to search the house for trinkets.

Pa Munchmeat has his spear, an ogre sized leather armor, a wand and 3 gourds on him (In case anyone wants to loots him ;)

Inside the house you find a room which has;
A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.

The stuffed headless goblins is wearing some very nice armor

In the room next to it;
The floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards.
Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below the building. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.

And in the upper room;
The dominant feature of this room is a large bed—really nothing more than a nest made of old mattresses, loose straw, and mud.
The fleas swarming on the “bed” are obvious from several feet away. A large hole in the western wall opens out onto the lower roof of the house, and a single trap door sits in the ceiling above.

After some searching around you find;
Among the clutter in the bed are scattered 275 gp, six gourds of fire burping, a cage containing a dead wolverine (the wolverine still wears an amulet around its neck), a sack of straw with a gold needle lost in it. And a large, badly made, taxidermic dire corby

After you've searched the entire house the sphere around Gruffy is almost about to go *poof*

Does Reta want to loot him? Hmmmm...let me ponder that for approximately 0.00000000003 seconds. Yes. Yes, Reta does.

Reta wants flaming spear. Flame on, flame off. Reta gonna call it The Flamer. Reta very witty!

Reta pokes at the gourds from Pa Munchmeat.

Hey, Reta gots idea! Reta, Chuffy, and Poog take a gourd. Moggie already gots bombsies, right? We's all surround Gruffy from fars away, and when she poofs back we poofs her with BLAMMO FLAME-O EXPLOSION-O BIFF POW BAM from all sides! Woot woot!

Assuming no one objects to Reta taking the spear (and assuming there's insufficient time to put on the spiffy dead-goblin armor), what does Reta know about the spear?

Let's do it like Reta says! Poog takes one of the gourds.

After some proper looting of the items that are about and in the house Chuffy hears Reta's plan.

"Big fireball! Chuffy always wants big fireballs and bombies! Betters not take too longs though."

Chuffy chugs a goard down and prepares to burp when the orb goes down.

I think magic weapons respond to your thoughts..not 100% sure..but since you know it will turn on fire I think you can manage to find out how it works. It's a +1 flaming medium sized spear...so two handed for a small goblin

You all surround the sphere eating gourds and grinning like mad..well goblins really

As soon as the sphere goes down Gruffy tries to dive out of the way as you all start to belch forth fire.

fire damage: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 1) = 6 Refles save for half: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
fire damage: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 5) = 9 Refles save for half: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
fire damage: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7 Refles save for half: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
fire damage: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4 Refles save for half: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Even though she manages to dodge out of the way of most of the flames you still burn her to a crisp.

As you search her corpse you find a chain shirt and a nice morning star..both sized for an ogre.

What do you want to do now?

Poog is not sure if it was ok to wipe out a whole family, but he is still happy having survived. We got them! Now we are real chiftains and subchieftains!

Cut off the ogre's heads and take them back to the cave and put it on sticks?

"We gots whats we wants yes? Lets us go back to village and party some mores. I wants more ciders! We brings the other pigs for meats!"

Chuffy will take his regular ear trophy's of the pig, Owlbear, Gruffy, Pa and the Ferret.

The ogre's head is quite big so Chuffy will cut it off and attach it to the pig. The pig can pull it and the big bag of loots like the gourds of fire burping we found.

"Mogmurch wants an egg. He wants his own bear-owl! We take over the world! Bear-Owl and Mogmurch, partners in crime!"

Mogmurch takes an egg and starts rolling it away.

Should we try and kill the vultures?

If you want..there's nothing stopping you from attacking the vultures..but for the adventure it doesn't change anything. You're not getting more loot out of it and you've fought enough for you xp.

You return to your tribe where you are welcomed back as saviors (you're already heroes) and they throw you another feats, with slugs and snakes for food! If you bring back some of the gourds they are in ecstasy after you shown them what they do.

Yea! We is HEROIEST HEROES of ALL! Woot! Woot!

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So when does parade for RETA OGRE-SLAYER start?

When ever the tribe chieftan tells the other goblin to hold one ;)

"Reta can have own parade and gobsies she can convince as sub chieftain will follow her along."