Chuffy also spends about 10 minutes gathering things that he likes and will keep, like the dragon stuff, Vorka's scimitar, and the firework. Then he belches in the room, setting stuff on fire.
"Lets burn boat! Its smelly here anywayz!"
"Let's find out Chuffy!
Mogmurch climbs down the crowd nest and searches the body of Vorka.
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After Reta stomps out the fire (which didn't even start to burn the ship yet because it's very soaked in swamp water) it did set some of the bamboo things on fire though..so pretty, pretty flames...for a short time.
Reta makes her way back up the ship and smells a very strong dog smell as she get's near the cabin door before she hears something growling inside the cabin.
Poog also climbs up the ladder to see if Reta is in danger.
Chuffy pouts "But fire is pretties! Hidden treasures betters be good.".
He follows Reta in hope for more glorious treasure.
"Are you listening for treasures Reta?"
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Reta kicks open the door;
This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.
In the middle of the room is the biggest, baddest, most evil looking dog you've ever seen!. He growls and barks at you.
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Chuffy
Dog
Poog, Mogmurch and Reta
Chuffy also draws his new scimitar and gets ready to slice up some more doggie.
"Chuffy gonna get more ears for his new necklace woooooo!"
Poog stands there with his eyes opened widely, he has never seen so much blood before. He prays to Zarongel and prepares for channeling negative energy at the dog.
Chuffy rushes forward and stabs the mut to bloody his new knife for the first time.
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Chuffy rushes into the room past the door to give other goblins a chance to get in on the action and takes a stab at the dog
The dog then tries to return the favor..but fails
Reta steps up to satisfy her hatred of dogs, but seeing how BIG and scarey the dog is unable to get through his though natural hide and muscles
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Poog and Mogmurch
Dog (Cuddles)
Poog shouts "Get him out! Flanking outside is easier!"
And he takes his javelin.
"Lets us use the powers of the Flan King again Reta! We can takes this filthy mut"
When it he is able to Chuffy will move around the mut with a 5foot step and wait for Reta to make one as well so they flank. Then Chuffy will slice the stinky dog.
"Kill the puppy!
Mogmurch runs up behind Chuffy and throws a firebomb.
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Poog's ready does not happen as the dog does not leave the room.
Mogmurch throws a bomb at the dog.
he hit's him square on the nose
Chuffy and Reta are caught in the explosion ( 3 damage DC 12 reflex save for half -> 1 damage)
The dog in turn decides to bite back at you goblins , he goes for Chuffy but misses horribly.
Chuffy in turn steps to be ready to use the powers of the Flan King
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Everyone other then Chuffy (+Chuffy's readied action)
Cuddles (if he makes it to the next round)
Chuffy tries to dodge the oncoming wave of fire.
Chuffy pulls out an amazing matrix move and backflips in the tiny room and only gets singed for 1 dmg.
"Mogsy! That is two times now! Chuffy wills burn you laters!"
Poog runs in front of the door, throwing his javelin at the dog.
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Reta dodges the explosion caused by Mogmurch's bomb...for the most part
She then steps to the side distracting the dog which gives Chuffy the chance to take a stab at his vulnurable parts. Chuffy slices deep into Cuddles while Reta doesn't manage to do anything other then provide some distraction.
The slice that Chuffy delivers brings the big, bad dog to the ground.
"Somebody hurt?" Poog asks, he has already his magic stick in his hand.
"Sorry Chuffy! Mogmurch has no other weapons."
As he says that he digs through his pockets to find space for any new treasure, he notices the masterwork sling and ammo.
"Stupid Mogmurch. I will owe you Chuffy!"
Poog can see Reta bleeding, he runs after her and touches her with his magic stick. "You stops bleeding NOW!"
"Still bleeding? Stop it!"
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Reta BigBad ain't gots time to bleed.
She glances away from the lit fuse on her Desnan candle and gives Poog a quick kiss on the cheek.
But thanks, Poogsie. You good friend.
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As you search around in this room you see that in the large bubbling cauldron there is an left arm and heart of a goblin which are currently stewing in the cauldron, while the bloody burlap sack contains the rest of his body, including his uniquely branded face. It's Scribbleface's
You don't find much in here other then some random stuff but as you enlarge your search to include the entire ship you'll find in total (including the fireworks from the red chest)a lot of filthy and broken clutter which will take a while to sort through (but Chuffy already made some good progress on that before he started to set some of the junk on fire) which includes other then the FireWorks! from the red chest; the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp , a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).
"Chuffy takes kills another ones! More ears for Chuffy new necklace of animals slaying"
Chuffy gets all his ears for his new necklace then goes back to the big room.
"Ok minions! Lets gets those boomsticks with us for big chief! We keeps shinies for ourselves! I picks dragon! Yous can haz other stuffs if you likes as rewards for hard work."
Chuffy will claim he did all the big work by killing all the animals that were around, 3 dogsies, a big horse and killed Vokra too, Reta just pushed her down when she was already dead he will say. He gots the ear-necklace to prove it! He will also proudly wear the floppy hat and sword as further proofs he dids the deeds.[/ooc]
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Reta grabs several of the pretty-pretties and high-steps around the deck in her finery, waving to her imaginary fans in preparation for the PARADE OF RETA BIGBAD (AND HELPERS) that she's sure will be thrown in her honor when she gets back.
With her super-sharpsy dogslicer, she cuts Vorka's face and scalp off and wears it as a mask.
This gonna scare little gobsies in the (and helpers) !
We didz it! We didz it! We is ALL most heroeist heroes of all!
Reta already scared Poog!
Poog cuts off the dog's feet and sets them on fire.
"This for Zarongel. May he protect us on the way back to tribe village."
Then he takes the fangs out of the biggest and horrifyistest dog mouth he ever saw, to show his success in killing Vorka and his dogs (although he didn't make a hit at all).
"Now we burn the boat from inside out! Plenty of wood, makes nice fire!"
Chuffy will put some effort in making the boat catch fire from the inside out.
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You try to burn the ship which has been soaking in the swamp waters for decades and find out..it's not that easy to burn something made from wet wood.
(But since it doesn't matter anymore anyway..)
With some effort and a lot of time the ship slowly starts to smolder, as the wood begins to dry from the small fires you've started everywhere with dry tinder the ship itself starts to light on fire. After a few hours the resulting bon fire can be seen from miles and miles away.
You all watch it burn with glee until it's reduced to ashes.
When you return to the village with all the fireworks you can carry (the other goblins will return to get the rest of the loot if you tell them it's safe and where to get it - or you can keep it secret and go back for it yourselves) and covered in throphies cut from dogs, a horse and a canibal goblin the Chief throws another big party in your honor.
And His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad decides the lucky Chuffy get's to marry his daughter—the fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits as well as get the title of Overseer of Village Stabbings
Poog is made Boss of Big Fire, Mogmurch is made Head Village Watcher and Reta get's the title of Mistress of the Pig Pit.
"Ooo I gets my own mobile pillow and bed."
He pokes Gupy and watches in amazement as the fat jiggles all over. He could watch that all day.
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You are the heroes of the Licktoad Tribe, living legends after you triumphed against the terrible goblin cannibal Vorka and recovered many fireworks from her lair. Your tribe used the fireworks to great effect, but one day while you were out scrounging for more fireworks, adventurers came into the swamp and wiped out your tribe. You returned to your home to find it in ruins.
Now homeless, you have decided to travel to the closest tribe of goblins you know about—the Birdcrunchers. Maybe they’ll have room for you to join! Only, now that you’ve arrived in Birdcruncher territory, something seems wrong.
The Birdcrunchers appear unusually nervous and frightened,cowering around the entrance to their cave. They aren’t even trying to defend their territory. And now, a wrinkled old goblin with bulging eyes is waddling out of the crowd, approaching you. She’s obviously some sort of shaman—maybe even the chieftain. If anyone here knows whether or not you can join the tribe, it’d likely be her!
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The wrinkled old goblin woman who approaches has eyes bulging from her wrinkled face, and she walks hunched over, leaning on a gnarled wooden staff decorated with puppy tails and horse ears. She wears a ratty doghide gown cinched with a rope belt from which hang dog’s paws, a pair of horseshoes, a fearsomely large dead stirge, and the pickled and shrunken head of a bright blue mite.
Poog walks after Reta, thinking about his Licktoad friends, all gone now. No home, no shelter, no food. He hopes the Birdcrunchers will accept them as their own.
"WHAAAAAAAAA! WHAAAAAAAAAA! The whole village is destroyed! And Mogmurch didn't cause it! WHAAAAAAAAA... Oooh is that the new village up ahead. Mogmurch can redeem himself!"
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The wrinkeld old woman says:
“Well, well! What have we here? Licktoads, by the look of you, and from what I hear, orphans as well, hmm? Looking for a new place to live, I suspect? Well, you might be in luck, because we need new blood. Our own chieftains have been... lacking... in chieftainish ways. We’ve been having problems lately with an ogre and his fire-breathing boars, you see, and any goblins capable of killing the boars and driving off the ogre... or driving off the boars and killing the ogre... or... or whatever—well, they’ll not only be welcomed into Birdcruncher territory with open arms. They’ll be made chieftains, one and all!”
With that, the gathered birdcruncher goblins suddenly animate into cheers and song. Eager and excited, they surge out of the cave to welcome their saviors, but suddenly freeze as the old woman shrieks out a command for silence. The goblins freeze in place, and she continues in a softer voice. “But we can’t just assume you’re the stuff chieftains are made of. You might just be lucky. No, no... before we accept you as our saviors and before you’ll even have a chance to face off against Pa Munchmeat and his pig... I Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh declare we have a Chieftain Moot!”