PFS PBP We Be Goblins (+Too) (Inactive)

Game Master Revvy Bitterleaf

Sorry, I missed that. Can Poog reach it from below?

"Poog no! Chuffy scouting for us. Wait. You not sneaky. Help roll eggs. "

Chuffy has all of those bonuses for sneak so he probably won't be getting caught anytime soon. Let him see what is in there and then we can ambush from below.

Poog rolls his eyes and then the eggs.
Poog is never allowed to do anything, just for healing wounds he's good enough. he thinks by himself.
"You think rolling eggs is sneaky?"

"Whoever is in that house was too stupid to hear us kill the Owl-Bear, so he must be more stupid that the stupidist goblin! When we go in and attack this goblin-slayer, you can attack first with your fire thingy. Then Mogmurch will attack with FIRE BOMBS! Mogmurch will be quite now."

I think there must be a way to climb up to the trapdoor that even goblins can use..It's sized for an ogre..but even he would need some sort of steps or a ladder to be able to use it.

So the plan is to send Chuffy to scout out.....what? The trapdoor? The front door? The roof? Or something else? While the rest of you make sure the eggs are safe from possible house collapsing

"That sounds like a plan! So Poog can also be a proud killer!" and less depressed Poog continues rolling eggs.

I believe Chuffy was on the roof looking for a way to spy on the occupants the last time he posted.

I believe Chuffy was on the roof looking for a way to spy on the occupants the last time he posted.

Right you are

With the 2 vultures distracted by their meal Chuffy is able to take a better look around on the roof.

Chuffy wants to peek in the trapdoor and see whats in there.

stealthy: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (19) + 23 = 42
perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Some dice roll: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Chuffy looks down through a crack in the trapdoor and sees;

The dominant feature of this room is a large bed—really nothing more than a nest made of old mattresses, loose straw, and mud.
The fleas swarming on the “bed” are obvious from several feet away. A large hole in the western wall opens out onto the lower roof of the house, and a single trap door sits in the ceiling above.

To the side of the room is an ogre wearing hide armor made from several firepelt cougars, and an elk skull converted into a mask and helm to make
himself look more ferocious. Whether or not the missing antler adds to this visage of ferocity or detracts from it is largely a matter of taste. He's wielding a spear and locking through some cracks in the wall at the goblins rolling some eggs around outside.

For some reason some of my posts don't come through

Chuffy waves towards the others (tosses something in their direction if they dont see him waving).
He indicates down towards the house, indicates a big scary thing, indicates seeing/looking, then the gobsies that are rolling around stuff.
He indicates to hide and that he will join them later.

This is all done hilariously of course, just imagine a goblin doing mime

Assuming Reta sees that (and I don't see a reason she wouldn't)...

Reta watches Chuffy's dance, considers whether to cheer and applaud, then decides against it.

Stupid Chuffy, dancing when we on an Important Mission! Reta gonna have to talk to him about that later.

She finishes rolling her current egg away, then scurries under the house and waits.

Poog follows her.

Ok..so what's the plan. Chuffy's going to keep exploring while the rest waits and hides under the house?

Reta examines the trapdoor.

Does it open down or up? Is it visibly locked?

Up (away from you, into the house)..and no

Chuffy wants to see what the antlered thing is doing. Maybe he can come back when it sleeps and kills it or steals its weapons and have other gobsies help kills it

Reta gonna sneaksie-sneaksie lift the trapdoor sloooooowly until it either makes a noise or lifts high enough to see something through the crack.

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18

Mogmurch hides at the base of the ladder to the trapdoor ready for anything should we be attacked.

If the antlered man is not doing anything after the gobsies went out of view, Chuffy will go down under the house as well, mumbling while slowly and stealthely climbing down.

Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35
Climb take 10: 10 + 3 = 13

"Stupid other gobsies, hidey means where they not know where gobsie is, not just not see where gobsie is."

Coming down to the others he shares his plan.

"Antlered manthing knows we here, hide some places elses. I sees him from door in roof. He has big pointy stick and looksies through cracksies in wood. We come back during night and I sneaksie up first and waves you over when he sleapies. We stabsies him when he sleapsies."

Poog tries to hide from whatever will come.
Stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

As soon as all you have found hidey holes for yourselves the door in the hut opens and out comes the Ogre with the antler helmet wielding a spear ..which sets itself on fire as you look at it. He looks around trying to see were you went as he moves towards the eggs Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Followed by a slightly smaller female ogre along with a 7 feet long ferret. The ferret starts to sniff the air and the both of them start to move towards the closest of you.

You don't get a surprise round, but you will count as being hidden for the first round (or until you attack/they spot you)

init
You guys
Enemies

Please place yourself on the map where you'll start combat

How quickly does this happen and where will Chuffy be at this point?

I'm assuming I'm still on the roof as I was observing the Ogre with the antler.

We really should distribute the last 2 items as they are very usefull now guys :)

You said you climbed down to discus it with the others..so after that. It takes the ogre some time to gather the female and the ferret.

Poog will start at the corner of the house (below the house). Haha, sniper goblins.

I also said that I would climb down if the ogre does not do anything. But don't care too much either way. Probably better not to be split from the group or I would have to climb down again.

Chuffy went to hide behind a piller of the house when he heard the door opening.

random stealth roll for observing tall people: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (13) + 23 = 36

Chuffy grins an evil grin and takes the bead of force and aims it carefully that it hits the female in the head, burst open (hitting 10 foot around the female) and (hopefully) captures the female within the sphere. Will the Ferret also get caught? Could not see that.

throw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
boomsies: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 5, 4, 2) = 20 female can roll reflex 16 to avoid capturing effect

Chuffy laughs in glee at the result, but is slightly dissapointed no fire came out.

restealth using sniping rules: 1d20 + 23 - 20 ⇒ (8) + 23 - 20 = 11

He tries to rehide after he threw the ball, but as he is giggling after the throw he might be heard quite easily.

No, I had them spend their turns walking out and looking for you..but they failed to find you. technically Chuffy would have gotten an action in between Gruffy and the ferret/Pa, but since you were talking about fireballs and such..I figured he'd either delay until they were more together or didn't want to risk exposing himself to soon..also it's just a bit easier to go in groups then having to take an action, wait for someone to do something, take an action, wait again, ect.

Reflex save Gruffy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

The shards of force that fly everywhere kill the ferret outright
The ogre and the female ogre seem hurt and the smaller female ogre get's trapped into a dome of force.

Damage Gruffy: 20 = trapped
Damage Pa Munchmeat: 20

init:
Mogmurch, Poog, Reta
Ogre's

Very good, thanks for clarification, and yay for powerfull items you can waste in a session ^^. Better drink that resistance of fire poshun Reta ;)

Reta drinks her potion of fire resistance and climbs up into the house, ready to run out the door to attack Pa Munchmeat.

Drinking a potion is a standard action, so I don't think I have time to drink it and also attack this round.

That's correct, drinking a potion is a standard action..and unless you had it in your hand the entire time..it's also a move action to take it out from where ever you were keeping it

Poog throws a firebolt at Guffy.
Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Guffy is trapped in a force dome that Chuffy put on her.....

Poog's bolt of fire will bounce of the force dome. If you want you can change your action if you'll do it before I post again with the ogre's turn. or if you think your goblin won't know that the fire won't go through the force dome you can still do it

it's also a move action to take it out from where ever you were keeping it

Ah, gotcha. In that case, Reta will dig the potion out of her pocketses and drink it for this round's action, and not climb into the house.

Stupid player, stupid goblin ;) I still do it.

Mogmurch hides behind the pillar Chuffy is at and throws a firebomb at Pa.

AC: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Firebomb: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 1) + 2 = 4

Poog aims a small bolt of fire at Guffy..and finds out that the large dome of force that's trapping her inside is also keeping fire from going in.

Reta pulls out a potion and drinks it.

Mogmurch throws a bomb at Pa, hitting him in the chest but the fire does not seem to effect him..just washing over him.

Pa starts to cast a spell and a huge ball of flame appears next to 1d4 ⇒ 4 Mogmurch (DC 15 reflex save to negate..or take]fire damage: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 3) = 8)

Gruffy tries to bash her way out of the sphere..but it doesn't seem to be working

You guys

Damage Gruffy: 20 = trapped
Damage Pa Munchmeat: 20

Chuffy see's a fireball appear next to Mog and runs away from him. It might be contagious!

He then takes the biggest ball from his necklace and throws that at the antlered giant.

fireboom: 5d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 1, 2, 2) = 10 reflex 14 for half

"I gots fire too!"

If this guy is immune to fire I may not be able to help anymore.

"MY FIRE DIDN'T WORK? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO??? AND THERE IS A FIRE BALL NEXT TO ME? AHHHHHHHHH!"

reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

"How about acid you stupid fire papa"

AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Acid: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta screams her battle cry and lunges for Pa Munchmeat.

LLLLLEEEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNNNKKKKIIIINNNSSSS!

Stabsie! Stabsie!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Poog shoots his last firebolt at Pa.

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Reflex vs fireball: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22 The fireball doesn't seem to do a whole lot to Pa..it's as the fire hits a magic barrier surrounding him and just doesn't get to his skin ..or to the force dome next to him.

The same goes for Poog's firebolt...it just stops half an inch short of actually touching him.

Reta's dogslicer doesn't seem to be able to cut through his armor (Doesn't hit his AC)

Mogmurch's acid how ever hits him square in the chest and seems to start to eat holes..both in the armor and in the ogre. He screams in pain.

You get your int as a bonus to damage btw

Gruffy tries to smash her way and howls in frustration.

In response he tries to stick Reta with his flaming spear to hit Reta's AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 for stabbing damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8+ is fire damage - which doesn't effect Reta I think: 1d6 ⇒ 6 and he flicks his other hand at the flaming sphere...willing it to roll over Mogmurch again. (DC 15 reflex save to negate..or take Fire damage: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 1) = 9)

Damage Gruffy: 20 = trapped 2nd round
Damage Pa Munchmeat: 28

init:
You guys
The Munchmeats

Chuffy is very annoyed that his pretty fireball does not seem to hurt the stinky ogre.

" This calls for some stabby action! With the power of the king of flans we kills him! "

He pulls out a potion out of his pocket while he is moving towards the ogre and swallows it, immediately vanishes from sight.

I moved him up to the position where he is but he will be invisible for a bit

Reta stab and Reta slice! Reta thinks you is not nice!

Reta cut and Reta gouge! Reta can't think of anything that rhymes with "gouge"!

Reta gonna stab you now anyway, mmm'kay?

Mmm'kay!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Enough for Poog, this useless fire, he grabs his javelin and throws it at Pa.

Ranged Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Chuffy dissapears! It must be magic
Reta is unable to get her weapon through the combination of the Ogre's armor and his though hide
..and Poog is unable to even get his javelin far enough to get close to Pa Munchmeat

init
Mogmurch
The Munchmeats
You guys again

Damage Gruffy: 20 = trapped 2nd round
Damage Pa Munchmeat: 28

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

"Sigh. Looks like Mogmurch will have to settle with acid instead of fire."

Momgmurch throws acid at Pa again.

AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Acid: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Thanks for the tibbit on damage!

Mogmurch throws another vial of acid at the ogre..hitting him again...a bit of the acid runs all over Reta who's standing to close how ever..burning away some of her hair...and skin. (3 acid splash damage for Reta)

Chuffy then sticks his dogslicer into a nice stabby spot The fire does nothing, he has resist fire 10 as he turns visible

init
Poog, Reta
the Munchmeats

Damage Gruffy: 20 = trapped 2nd round
Damage Pa Munchmeat: 47

You actually forgot Pa Munchmeats action. Mine should be after his. Btw, duration for the spell is 7 min I think (1/lvl 4th lvl spell). Chuffy does not know this though