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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
Thanks for understanding, guys. I'll try to have something done tonight, after I'm done running the Blakros Matrimony!
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Daen Aheritor |
![Guard Captain Blacklock](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/guard-captain-blacklock.jpg)
Thanks for the appreciation and support of our writing. It is met with a return of appreciation. You guys really help keep me motivated to write now that my home games are over. (Had to quit due to new job)
There was a time when I wanted everything resolved instantly when I was writing. It made me a horrible writer. Since I've been married I have become enlightened to the wonders of the prolonged tease. I have since become slightly better at writing. By the way, my wife lurks on this thread, but doesn't have her own account. She says hello, and appreciates the antics in the discussion as much as the story.
Moving is rough. I like to help people move, but I don't think my minivan would make it to Australia. So I'll have to settle for well-wishing.
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Cyanne Miller |
![Riftwarden](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9249-Riftwarden_90.jpeg)
Mrs. Oterisk --
Thank you for letting me borrow your husband for my in-character romantic shenanigans. I've had so much fun writing with him and the others!
Kaz --
My Blakros Bastard had such fun in the Blakros Matrimony. To quote Honaria Blakros in my session of it: "Ah, Roberta. I thought we'd sent you sufficiently far away, but I guess I was wrong. The fact that the Pathfinders sent you is proof that they have a sense of humor. So... What misery and humiliation are you planning to inflict upon us now, hmm?"
Everyone --
I thought I was going to do two different versions of the post, one if Cyanne spots trouble and one if she doesn't, and then realized that it didn't matter. The girl just wants to leap into action. She's channeling her inner Indiana Jones here.
Hugs,
Hmm
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
Two of the PCs today have purchased the vanity from a certain scenario that allowed them to become Blakroses. Kiyomi Blakros, kitsune rogue, and Lilith Blakros, human cleric of Lamashtu, will be having such fun. To be fair, I think Lilith will just spend most of her time tormenting Nigel Aldain, and Kiyomi will be wishing she was somewhere else.
I actually promised to run this for Denzil (our VC) after he got that boon, and he's been waiting months. So this Monday gone, at our Dragon's Demand game, he goes "So, Sunday is Valentine's Day. Ronnie, do you think Saturday is a good day for a certain red wedding?"
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Luthor Rowe |
![Sanvil Trett](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9085-Sanvil_90.jpeg)
I like to help people move
I used to be like that, until I realized pretty much any time I have to help friends move, theyve decided to live about as high up the building as possible. Climbing stairs all day with heavy furniture when you are my size is a chore.
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Luthor Rowe |
![Sanvil Trett](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9085-Sanvil_90.jpeg)
Running into taller people who are noticably taller than myself really screws with me. Im just so used to either looking straight ahead or looking down when talking to people, having to look up feels weird.
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Daen Aheritor |
![Guard Captain Blacklock](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/guard-captain-blacklock.jpg)
I used to exclusively date really short girls too. Other than the first one that was 5'6, they were all 5'3 and shorter. After a particularly bad break up, dad sidles up to me and says the only relationship advice I ever received from him directly. "Why don't you ever date a tall girl?" So I did. Now I have a Ms. Oterisk who's nearly 5'11" and I've never been happier.
I'm not saying that all short girls are bad, I just have trouble picking good ones because I'm tall and nearsighted. Once I found one within a decent visual range I was able to see that she was good before I asked her out.
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Luthor Rowe |
![Sanvil Trett](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9085-Sanvil_90.jpeg)
*waves up at Luthor (and Daen) in the stratosphere*
*Waves down at unwashed peasants*
I kid, I kid. There are quite alot of us here in jolly old Denmark. We average just shy of 6 feet.
I used to exclusively date really short girls too
Oh the woes of being tall and having a thing for short women. It just looks ridiculous. You shouldnt be able to easily lean on the head of your significant other.
I think Luthor might be a Viking
I can only grow an "ok" beard, dont much like drinking except on those occasions where I decide I wanna be really drunk (Though I can handle it well enough to make my ancestors proud) and avoid fights if I can.
I may carry the inheritance of genetics, but sadly (or thankfully?) not much in the way of the mentality.
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GM Aest |
![Occultist](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO1134-Occultist_500.jpeg)
5'11". 183 pounds.
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Zohruk |
![Half-Orc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9413-HalfOrc_90.jpeg)
I'm a shade under 6 ft, and my wife's about 5ft 5in. Her running joke is that my two main jobs are 1) getting things from high shelves, 2) killing spiders.
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
I called it; Lilith (Lamashtan cleric) spent every influence check tormenting Nigel Aldain. Thoroughly cowed him. I have never felt more sorry for an NPC.
Since we're sharing, I'm 5'10", which is a nice comfortable height. On tiptoe, I can reach the top of my spice rack, the supermarket shelves, the very top of my wardrobe, etc., so I don't need no taller man. *Rosie the Riveter pose*
Zoh, spider-killing is a man's job. However, in my household, I'm the default spider-killer, not because I'm a particularly manly woman, but because I tend to wear boots more often than not. If they're not on my feet, they're right by my bedroom door. Doc Martens are good spider-smashers!
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Luthor Rowe |
![Sanvil Trett](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9085-Sanvil_90.jpeg)
Freekin spiders man. On my list of freakouts, that one time I woke in my bed on a saturday and just lay there with squinty eyes ranks pretty high. Why? Because out of my peripheral vision on the wall my head rest against, I see this blurry black spot which I somehow thought moved. So I squint a little more, focus my eyes, and less than a foot from my face, the fattest, hairiest spider ive ever seen is perched. Ive never gotten out of bed so fast.
Skinny spiders are total bros, but the fat hairy ones? Ugh!
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
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Cyanne Miller |
![Riftwarden](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9249-Riftwarden_90.jpeg)
Spiders, meh. I like them. I escort them outside, unharmed.
(I am not in a region where they're poisonous.)
I have very few things on my list of freakouts. Elevators. I hate them. Use the stairs unless I have to go very high indeed, and then I practice deep breathing to calm myself down. I've been known to walk up 20 flights of stairs to get to the gaming room of a convention.
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Daen Aheritor |
![Guard Captain Blacklock](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/guard-captain-blacklock.jpg)
I don't really get scared of anything. But I am pretty squeamish when it comes my own blood. Well, the wifey's blood too. I nearly passed out when they couldn't find a vein when they were giving her an IV during one of her deliveries. I also did pass out when they pulled the fluid out of my elbow.
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GM Aest |
![Occultist](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO1134-Occultist_500.jpeg)
I liked the ones that were eating birds and reptiles the best.
I have a spider story, too. It's not from the exact place I live, though. It's from South Carolina or Florida or something. There was this house on a golf course that had been foreclosed on and not resold for a long time. Eventually, the price was low enough (foreclosures are super cheap) that someone just bought it without even looking at it. So, they show up for inspection. 5,000+ brown recluse spiders.
I don't remember how it resolved, but I remember being a bit freaked out for a couple of days.
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@Luthor: Is there anything you'd like to do while we're in Restov? I feel like I'm not engaging you, but it's hard to figure out what you might want. Sorry.
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Cyanne Miller |
![Riftwarden](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9249-Riftwarden_90.jpeg)
Come with me to the Academy, Luthor! You know you want to see Aron and Lirpeth! Don't make me face Lirpeth alone when she gives me the 'look'...
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GM Aest |
![Occultist](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO1134-Occultist_500.jpeg)
@Luthor: Okay. I need to get that scene up for you at some point.
@Everyone: I can't imagine more than another day with actual stuff going on. I know Cyanne wants to go to her academy, and the Erastil thing will (hopefully) take a bit of time to resolve, but I'm thinking we'll need to skip three or four days in town, plus transition time back to the Stolen Lands. Sound reasonable?
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GM Aest |
![Occultist](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO1134-Occultist_500.jpeg)
@Cyanne: Your gameplay question will be answered later today, when I can get around to writing the boys' half of the post.
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Cyanne Miller |
![Riftwarden](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9249-Riftwarden_90.jpeg)
Hey! Don't squash my lovey-dovey holiday!
Cyanne dances and prestidigitates an endless stream of glittery hearts everywhere in the thread. Playfully she dusts Luthor in them.
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
So, hands up if you've seen Deadpool? Because I took my mother to see it tonight. I was roaring with laughter; she was horrified.
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Luthor Rowe |
![Sanvil Trett](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9085-Sanvil_90.jpeg)
Not yet, agreed on a date to go see it with all my friends. This one requires all of us go together.
How the hell did you manage to lure your mother into that? Ambush?
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
Family movie night, actually. But my mum is totally cool, you guys >.>
(I'm not joking; she rides a C109 Boulevard and takes me to metal gigs and superhero films. She's pretty great, I think Deadpool was just... well, too Deadpoool.)
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
If it makes you feel any better, she also drives a powder blue Hyundai i30 with eyelashes, wears shoes with bows on them, and drinks chai lattes. I love my mum, and I'm never embarrassed by her, but she does my head in sometimes.
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Cyanne Miller |
![Riftwarden](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9249-Riftwarden_90.jpeg)
Okay. He hasn't even met you yet, Kaz, and he already wants to meet with your parents?!?
Kaz and Luthor, sitting in a tree...
:P
Yes, I am awful.
Hmm
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Zohruk |
![Half-Orc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9413-HalfOrc_90.jpeg)
Kaz, your mom sounds awesome.
The closest my own mom ever came to that level was when the LotR movies came out, and she turned to me and said, "So when are we going?" Wouldn't have been more surprised if the dog had asked to go with. :)
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Cyanne Miller |
![Riftwarden](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9249-Riftwarden_90.jpeg)
Yeah, your mom does sound awesome, Kaz. Sorry for my awful teasing. I'd love for all of us to be able to meet in person someday.
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Luthor Rowe |
![Sanvil Trett](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9085-Sanvil_90.jpeg)
If that were to happen I just might implode from awkward. Im sorta kinda introverted, in the sense that I prefer solitude to company. Maybe something like a 65/35 split. I do well enough once acquaintances have been made, but that initial meeting? Whew, not my cup of tea.
As for the tree chant, guess I walked right into that one.
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Cyanne Miller |
![Riftwarden](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9249-Riftwarden_90.jpeg)
Well now I feel bad that I teased...
Hugs Luthor from a safe virtual distance. Forgive me?
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
My mum gets me on a level very few people do. You can't half-tell I'm her daughter when she ribs me over the way I organize my CD collection (alphabetically by artist, then chronologically) and I turn around and give her s@&~ for having her shoes sorted by height and colour. (And then pinch a pair, because she's been collecting Hot Chocolate Designs, and they are so cute*)
We should totally all meet up someday. I'd hug each and every one of you, including the giants. And just for you, Luthor, I'd try to convince my mum to tag along :P
*Obligatory reminder that I am a woman playing a male character.
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Luthor Rowe |
![Sanvil Trett](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9085-Sanvil_90.jpeg)
Having a need to sort your shoes...
Wimins..
We should totally all meet up someday. I'd hug each and every one of you, including the giants. And just for you, Luthor, I'd try to convince my mum to tag along :P
Excellent :)
*Obligatory reminder that I am a woman playing a male character.
Oh im hopefully only making that mistake the one time.
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
Hey, I only have six pairs of shoes - thongs, sneakers, and four pairs of Doc Martens. It's my mother who sorts her shoes. (Though I DO hang my band t-shirts alphabetically... you gotta do it when you have 60+ black shirts.)
That wasn't meant to come across as a jab, just a playful reminder! :P
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GM Aest |
![Occultist](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO1134-Occultist_500.jpeg)
I've had this fantasy for a long time, where, five years from now, when I have expendable income and we're juuuuuust starting book 6, we find a way to get everyone to the same place at the same time for the big finale. It's a silly dream, but...
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Kazimir Vasilovich |
![Lieutentant Pavo Voc](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9540-Pavo_90.jpeg)
I've had this fantasy for a long time, where, five years from now, when I have expendable income and we're juuuuuust starting book 6, we find a way to get everyone to the same place at the same time for the big finale. It's a silly dream, but...
That's an awesome idea. Let's do it! I want to see Cyanne improvise songs in real-time!
That's the only way to organize CDs. I mean what are we, savages?
I know, right?? And yet I know people who organize them alphabetically by album name. I mean, my way isn't the only way, but it is the best way.