GM DSP presents Crown's Reach! (Inactive)

Game Master Darksmokepuncher

The Imperial Dragoons must endeavor to protect the realm of Pollexia for all enemies: both foreign and domestic.


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Shadow Lodge

LOL! Probably not...There's always google if you're really curious, but I wouldn't reccommend it...


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

LOL!!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I was curious and as always, google knows everything....

Shadow Lodge

I'm sad its a real thing...sorry to corrupt you like that.


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. HOW DOES SHE HAVE +8 TO UNARMED DAMAGE. I want her build next game. That's like the holy grail of my build right there.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I think Dave just said he wants to be built like a woman...


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Kayla Adrianas wrote:
I think Dave just said he wants to be built like a woman...

She's a brick ... house.

Shadow Lodge

She's not a monk...

*evil grin*


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4
GM DSP wrote:

She's not a monk...

*evil grin*

Don't even know what that means.


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Shinami Genbu wrote:
GM DSP wrote:

She's not a monk...

*evil grin*

Don't even know what that means.

I do. ;-)


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Well, I don't know either. So someone better tell me 'cause I don't think I can google what she is...


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Kayla Adrianas wrote:
Well, I don't know either. So someone better tell me 'cause I don't think I can google what she is...

Are you talking about the monk thing or the eiffel tower?


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

The monk thing, I've already google the 'eiffel tower' thing...unfortunately...


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Kayla Adrianas wrote:
The monk thing, I've already google the 'eiffel tower' thing...unfortunately...

Gottcha. I suspect she's a ninja, but we'll see.

Edit: you were warned.


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Not with a +12 and a +8 for a full attack. No way a same level ninja as that. She's got to be part Sayan.


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Shinami Genbu wrote:
Not with a +12 and a +8 for a full attack. No way a same level ninja as that. She's got to be part Sayan.

Unarmed fighter with all the good feats?


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I know I was warned, but I am incredibly curious so had to know.

They'll have to have a different name for that in this world though...


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Kayla Adrianas wrote:
I know I was warned, but I am incredibly curious so had to know.

You have no one to blame but yourself. ;-)


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

True enough.

Can't decide if Kayla would object to it...


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Kayla Adrianas wrote:

True enough.

Can't decide if Kayla would object to it...

Reminds me of college. ;-)

Shadow Lodge

Unarmed fight is a good start...


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

This is my fav ooc thread. :)

Shadow Lodge

Me too.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Let me just say that I really, really, really hate ERs. I was there for just over 4 hours this evening to get stitches in my little boy's foot.

You must now amuse me somehow to make my evening better.

Shadow Lodge

What happened!? Is he ok?


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian
Kayla Adrianas wrote:
Do I even want to know what the phrase 'eiffel tower' means?

When in doubt, Urban Dictionary it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel+tower


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian
Brynn Halistack wrote:
Kayla Adrianas wrote:
Do I even want to know what the phrase 'eiffel tower' means?

When in doubt, Urban Dictionary it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel+tower

^ Page behind, apparently.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

He was just running and jumping around barefoot and managed to cut open the bottom of his foot. He got 9 stitches. He's 4 years old and couldn't understand what the doctor was doing, so it took me and 3 nurses to hold him and his foot still enough for the stitches.

Shadow Lodge

I'm sorry Kayla. Its never fun to watch kids get hurt, and ERs aren't all that comforting.

As requested, something that might cheer you up.

CATS


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

You have managed to find a video I have watched many times before and yet still laugh every time I see it. The poor little kitten and the cactus is one of my favorite parts...


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Watching all the cats that came up short on their jumps or just fell off the countertops made me think Shinami when he fails a roll...


Sorry to hear about your son - hope he recovers quickly. A few hours at ER is a great way to have a crappy day.


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Honey Badger

Hope this cheers you up! Sorry about the injury! Hope he's feeling better!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Thank Goodness the town we're heading to isn't beset by were dire honey badgers or we'd be f'ed.


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

Ouch...hope he feels better.


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Honey badger don't care that you're hitting him with swords. Honey badger don't give a sh*t. Ewww, is that a snake he's eating?

So I looked up the honey badger, and apparently, it's skin is so tough it's virtually impervious to arrows and spears (which the indigenous people have tried to use to kill them) and can pretty much only be killed by smashing it's head or shooting it point blank.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Feel free to laugh at me DSP, but I had to make sure that I wasn't the only one around who didn't know what an eiffel tower is. So tonight at work I've asked all the other aides and nurses (except granny) and none knew what it was either.

Also so you know, this was no where near the worst conversations we've had at night. Sometimes I feel sorry for the only male nurse who works nights with us.

Shadow Lodge

LOL!


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

Someone prepared explosive runes this morning. Nice letter action! Poor Cecil.


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Osslend Abenier wrote:
Someone prepared explosive runes this morning. Nice letter action! Poor Cecil.

Low wisdom character and in this case low wisdom player. Sadly this is a trick I often do with my own mages. I really should have known better.

DM, Is anyone else alive in the room and is the building wooden?

Shadow Lodge

The building is wooden. There is no one else in the room. However, explosive runes deals force damage in PF so no fire hazard. No sound either.


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

Cecil, it is players like you, which wacky and awesome improvisations like what you just did that make me LOVE rpgs. Thank you.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

Cecil is freaking out a bit. He's not wisdom based. Regardless of if this man is a agent of the crown, or just a necromancer we need to get rid of evidence. We don't have time for a trial and didn't really do anything wrong, exactly. I didn't kill the guy directly. His own spells did in a round about way.

Wow, that guy must have had awful karma. lol.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

@ Osslend, No problem. ;-)

In hindsight I really should have learned elemental languages to better direct my summoned creatures.


Female

Just come and find Kayla for some healing. We can't wait to hear Cecil's in game explanation. :)


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

Shinami prefers to hit women in the head with a club and drag them by the hair into his cave. I imagine it's a real time saver as compared to dinner and a drinks, etc.


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Joy wrote:
Just come and find Kayla for some healing. We can't wait to hear Cecil's in game explanation. :)

It'll be the truth...just with a few minor details left out.


Female

I was thinking he preferred the Tarzan method. :)

Though that is assuming he has ever actually asked out a woman.....


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

OUCH. The BURN. It hurts so much.....


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Why must you say such harsh things?

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