Are we doing space stuff now? is that a thing?
Sooooo is that a yes or a no?
I got a bunch of empty space for sale where my ship used to be, if you're interested.
Sigh... Aliens....
I got some "Dust of the Space Grave" cologne in stock, if you want some. The space vampires will be all up-ons!
You know who wins in space?
The man with the most Princesses.
And that's me.
Who has the most Princesses.
Me.
I'm imagining all the excessive whining of multiple princesses and I just can't imagine that is a win for anyone.
Thats why Ganondorf keeps his in a box when he has to kidnap multiple Zelda wannabes.
And you should to!
This has been a PSA.
:o... -_- ... yeah OK I got nothin.
It's been too long.
Man I haven't seen you for at least 5 pages.
Wait a minute... how can you be a vid AND space master?
is that even allowed?
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Only if you know the right people. AND THEN CRUSH THEM UNDER FOOT!
Only if you know the right people. AND THEN CRUSH THEM UNDER FOOT!Whoah, didn't know THAT was in there! That sounds like "1980s Businessmaster7" talking!
Now That was funny!
I'm imagining all the excessive whining of multiple princesses and I just can't imagine that is a win for anyone.
O, you can't hear the whining above the squealing of the thoats and the clash of steel on steel.
And the booming evil laughter of SpaceMaster 7.
MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
like that?
8.2 out of 10. Needed more phlegm.
AS YOU WISH!!
I blame you Stan.
He was not prepared for the Poog.
Oh when did you lose it?
Well if you found it that would be at some point you lost it.
That would mean it doesn't belong to you!
And so the win appeared in Vidmaster's beard, exactly according to plan. Yoink!
Who says I don't think ahead?
You guys are on it tonight. but are you vidmaster7 at night prepared? I think not.
Is Vidmaster7 at night prepared for what I have in store? That is the question.
Save yourself much trouble and inconvenience and hand me the Win now. I promise not to get it too sweaty.
Does C-space stand for closet space or clown space? I'm going to go with closet.
Yes keep going. Without the win!
But with cabbage.
Does C-space stand for closet space or clown space? I'm going to go with closet.
Despite IHIYC's best efforts, the C stands for "Colon".
Now I have the win.
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Yarr! Pirate Nurse, what be that?
'Tis Cap'n GoatToucher, the scourge of the Tortuga Monkey Sanctuary, and he's got a clown in 'is colon again?
Shiver me timbers! Well then, fetch I a harpoon, a bucket o' pork fat, three dozen able seamen and the biggest rubber gloves you can find. 'Twill be a long night.
After that, we will attend to GoatToucher.
I can get you all of those things you mentioned, for an affordable price!
One small caveat: they'll all be manufactured on Floop-Doopula VI. That's not a problem, is it?
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Floop-Doopula!? That star system is just rife with vampiric beings (none of whom are actual vampires, by the way) the most dangerous among them are the deceptively cute and docile looking skittermanders (seriously, those guys look completely different from the rest of the species). And if they don't get you, then the sector's masters (the infamous aboleth/Flump hybrids) will drain you of EVERYTHING!!! Unless you are, or accompanied by, GoatToucher then you are relatively safe.
Gotta justify the outrageous prices of my products somehow!
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Floop-Doopula is right next door to Floop-Doopula-Proopula, where Our trombones are made by a sort of peanut butter with googly eyes and claws. We wouldn't shop anywhere else!