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Vidmaster7 wrote:
So hamster how do you feel about their being like 5 other book/rodent people on this forum?

Pff... Amateurs.


I was assuming they were like your prodigy's in training.

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I would have thought that EVERYONE knew that game hamsters live immortal, solitary lives. Then again, this information is over ten thousand years old. So only individuals like myself would remember.


Pish.

Whippersnapper.

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*Casts a fire spell on An Immortal Lychee then, as he's flailing about screaming, punched him several miles into a brick wall.*

I don't take kindly to insults, also you may be immortal but that doesn't make you immune to pain.


Captain Danger Bear hopes he is not immortal.

Captain Danger Bear knows he is not immune to pain.

Captain Danger Bear doesn't mind.


...

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So.

Today Google celebrates...that Russian guy everyone says was singing "trololololol" even though he's obviously singing "tralalalalala."

What's this world coming to?


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The world is becoming a weird place. Heck i'm pretty sure their is a clown living in my closet. It doesn't get much more weird then that.

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There used to be a really nice Thai place In Your Closet, Vidmaster7, but it's gone waaaayyy downhill lately.


Man I love Thai food too.

*wish he would of known about this sooner*

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Well, at least there's always tie food. *eats one of Vidmaster7's neckties*


>.> Hey I don't have many of those! just leave the space invaders one alone. that one is my favorite


This is exactly the sort of silliness up with which I will not put.


You said that super weird.

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Don't get me started on the chocolate/cheese/caviar boutique In Sissyl's Closet.


*not to self visit sissyl's closet*


Hey guys how's it goin'?


Pretty good I learned Apparently peoples closets are great places to go out and eat


Mine has a soup faucet.


Maybe not visit pulgs closet.


Chocolate boutiq7ue in my chest? Ummmm....


I'll just curtail what I was gonna say about Sissyl's chest.

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There are however, certain closets you don't want to go in. Obviously, GoatToucher's closet is one, mine is another and I believe IHIYC's closet is also out of bounds. Why else would be nice in other people's closets?

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He* not be!

Who else has to kill their secretary and then spend an absolute age trying to replace them?


The person who won this thread. I sniped it from a mile away. Boom headshot 360 no scope


So is that like a forecast of the future since noone has won yet?

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You spoke too soon. I just won.


*watches as the sniper bullet fired by FMS passes through the clown* Wow I guess he did call it.

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*sniper bullet is swatted away by headdress-tentacles*


Oh well that is nifty. I just thought those were those little bell dingly boppers did not know they were tentacles.

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*shrugs* Bleached Otyugh thinks so, at least and who am I to argue with it?


I now someone who can argue with it...


You now someone?


You "know" someone (in the biblical sense)?


He is, in fact, a somebody now.

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*Sets up a little shop (more like a lemonade stand in appearance).*

Enchanted taxidermy! Who wants to buy some lovely enchanted taxidermy? Want a ferocious stuffed animal (such as a grizzly bear) or nice tiger-skin rug (I have panthers and cheetahs too) to add to your exquisite trophy collection but hate doing all the hard work? Well, for a very low price, you can! And to top it off, the spell that the enchanted taxidermy has allows them to come to life and attack would-be thieves (please note that the enchanted taxidermy counts as a construct). So don't delay, buy yours today!


Hmm...

I have a number of figures in my possession that have met with rather... unfortunate and premature ends lately.

Tell me, will the trophies you make be... whole? When ordered to come to life, will there be enough left of them to remember? To feel?

I have uses I might put them to, but home defense is not one of them, and those uses rely upon the reactions the figures have when...

...stimulated.


I have managed to wire up Ron Jeremy's brain to a large vat of semi-solid gruel. Should your sawdust-filled Sex Elk not work out, I'm sure he'd be glad to make your acquaintance.

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*Hands a good deal of enchanted taxidermy to GoatToucher.*

Here you go, all free of charge, now please leave for not only are you scaring away other customers - you're also scaring ME!!!!


>.>'


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*Casts a fire spell on An Immortal Lychee then, as he's flailing about screaming, punched him several miles into a brick wall.*

I don't take kindly to insults, also you may be immortal but that doesn't make you immune to pain.

But immunity to all damage does :)

(Let me clarify what I mean by immunity. Immunity: you absorb the damage w/absolutely no pain whatsoever and heal by the same amount)


Sounds like someone needs nerfed.


Better post coming


*nerfs ADM with extreme prejudice*

ADM... I know that Commoner class seems like a step up now, but be careful. It may be a trap.


The commoner class? *Eats sissyls and gains her powers, then uses true names to regain his present status*


You can't eat sissyl. Imagine trying to swallow that head gear.


Fine. *Shapeshifts into a little girl* "Please Sissyl, Could you let me try your headgear?I've heard of the amazing things you've done with it?"


I feel your ruses are a little obvious. also your assuming Sissyl responds well to small children.


Well yes, if she doesn't I'll just burn her head off.

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