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Sovereign Court

I think that guy needs a hobby, what do you all think?

Scarab Sages

I think we should make sure to keep GoatToucher's enchilada recipe way the hell away from Bleached Otyugh's, is what I think....


If by 'Something Bad' you mean 'Aberration has a serious of convulsive spontaneous orgasms', sure.

Actually, more or less the same thing, on consideration.


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
I think that guy needs a hobby, what do you all think?

This is my hobby


I wouldn't call this a hobby. its barely a time waster.

Scarab Sages

Call it an interest - hobbies cost money, interests are free.


Really?


HOBBITS FREE TOO.


But their about useless.

Scarab Sages

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If you want small but expensive packages delivered to remote, dangerous locations, they're invaluable. Kind of a niche market, but they've cornered it.


WANT HOBBITS.

Scarab Sages

*looks around for Trapdodger Barefoot*


Just in! From the makers of Glagnar’s Human Rinds, Glagnar’s Halfling Chips!

“They’re a muncha buncha cruncha hobbits!”


But they can be 'hobbit'-forming!
You don't want to develop bad 'hobbits'!
The 'hobbitual' consumption of hin can contribute to the development of such conditions as the Dangling Bilbo, Pippin's Orange Coxes, Extramordorian Hyper-Samwiseism and loss of a single finger - you have been warned!

Yuk yuk yulp ying yooooo! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Scarab Sages

*addresses Bleached Otyugh, points at Chuck Les, Son of Jokey*

Will...this...do, old companion?


....


Dot dot dot


I love this thread.


*eats Chuck Les*

*burps*

NOT HOBBIT. HIM GLOFFY.


Every time I see that alias I feel like it becomes a little more horrific.

The Concordance

*squishes up from behind Vidmaster7, gives him a big, acidic lick*

*SCHLRRRP*

*spits out hair and shreds of flesh*

Sovereign Court

*Places the back of my right hand near to my mouth.*

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha! That's certainly a better sight to see than what Doktor Verruckte did to those ogres awhile back. Seriously, as debased as GoatToucher is, even HE (GoatToucher) appreciates keeping things immaculate. Whereas Doktor Verruckte (even before his time in the workroom) had no qualms about being messy.


... watch out for the hair balls.


... that's not hair.


Those aren't balls.


Those aren't pillows...

:wink:

Scarab Sages

'Soup pillows,' then? Those fabled after-dinner pastries of the distant and mysterious West?


Now your just making things up.

Sovereign Court

Better to be making things UP instead of making things DOWN, the floor would need endless cleaning. And I think that Todd has gone on a permanent vacation.


*burp*


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That's true. Good point.


I thought it was very self-explanatory myself.

Liberty's Edge

We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHP* are created equal; that they are endowed by their *BLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH* with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of *KAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*


*applauds*

FUNNY.

Sovereign Court

Is that sarcastic applauding or is it genuine?


Oh, as if you wouldn’t know.


P-p-p-purple face p-p-purple face.

Software Developer

A new challenger approaches!


Ooh! Is it me?


Is it Cher?


Am I Cher!?


I sure hope so!

Sovereign Court

We always love new friends (especially GoatToucher), just one word of warning: once your in - you'll never leave!

*Prepares elaborate tea ceremony.*

And now, everyone, let us raise a cup and properly welcome our new friend!


Welcome, fellow prisoner...


Wait we're prisoners now?


You never noticed? Well... all you have to do to leave is... don't post.

Yeah, thought so.


That is deep.


PROO PROOPROOPROOOO! PROO PROOPROOPROOOO! PROO PROOPROOPROOOO PROOPROOPROOPROOOOO!

There you go. A 210 trombone salute of Welcome.


At least that thing^^^^ is also imprisoned.

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