I think that guy needs a hobby, what do you all think?
I think we should make sure to keep GoatToucher's enchilada recipe way the hell away from Bleached Otyugh's, is what I think....
If by 'Something Bad' you mean 'Aberration has a serious of convulsive spontaneous orgasms', sure.
Actually, more or less the same thing, on consideration.
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: I think that guy needs a hobby, what do you all think? This is my hobby
I wouldn't call this a hobby. its barely a time waster.
Call it an interest - hobbies cost money, interests are free.
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If you want small but expensive packages delivered to remote, dangerous locations, they're invaluable. Kind of a niche market, but they've cornered it.
*looks around for Trapdodger Barefoot*
Just in! From the makers of Glagnar’s Human Rinds, Glagnar’s Halfling Chips!
“They’re a muncha buncha cruncha hobbits!”
But they can be 'hobbit'-forming!
You don't want to develop bad 'hobbits'!
The 'hobbitual' consumption of hin can contribute to the development of such conditions as the Dangling Bilbo, Pippin's Orange Coxes, Extramordorian Hyper-Samwiseism and loss of a single finger - you have been warned!
Yuk yuk yulp ying yooooo! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
*addresses Bleached Otyugh, points at Chuck Les, Son of Jokey*
Will...this...do, old companion?
*eats Chuck Les*
*burps*
NOT HOBBIT. HIM GLOFFY.
Every time I see that alias I feel like it becomes a little more horrific.
*squishes up from behind Vidmaster7, gives him a big, acidic lick*
*SCHLRRRP*
*spits out hair and shreds of flesh*
*Places the back of my right hand near to my mouth.*
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha! That's certainly a better sight to see than what Doktor Verruckte did to those ogres awhile back. Seriously, as debased as GoatToucher is, even HE (GoatToucher) appreciates keeping things immaculate. Whereas Doktor Verruckte (even before his time in the workroom) had no qualms about being messy.
... watch out for the hair balls.
Those aren't pillows...
:wink:
'Soup pillows,' then? Those fabled after-dinner pastries of the distant and mysterious West?
Now your just making things up.
Better to be making things UP instead of making things DOWN, the floor would need endless cleaning. And I think that Todd has gone on a permanent vacation.
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I thought it was very self-explanatory myself.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHP* are created equal; that they are endowed by their *BLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH* with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of *KAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*
Is that sarcastic applauding or is it genuine?
Oh, as if you wouldn’t know.
P-p-p-purple face p-p-purple face.
A new challenger approaches!
We always love new friends (especially GoatToucher), just one word of warning: once your in - you'll never leave!
*Prepares elaborate tea ceremony.*
And now, everyone, let us raise a cup and properly welcome our new friend!
Welcome, fellow prisoner...
Wait we're prisoners now?
You never noticed? Well... all you have to do to leave is... don't post.
Yeah, thought so.
PROO PROOPROOPROOOO! PROO PROOPROOPROOOO! PROO PROOPROOPROOOO PROOPROOPROOPROOOOO!
There you go. A 210 trombone salute of Welcome.
At least that thing^^^^ is also imprisoned.
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