Right!
UP!
no, seriously look UP!
YOU Should've looked down...
Look inside your miiiiind
Close the door behind you, please. You weren't born in a barn!
I wasn't?
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You were born in the back of a travelling shoooow
Mama used to squeak for the money they'd throooow
Papa would do anything to get a meal,
Fill his cheeks with sawdust,
Or run around continuously on a wheel.
THEY'D CALL US HAMSTERS, TRAMPS AND THIEVES.
You are all weirdos! Uch...
Your point being?
You were born in the back of a travelling shoooow
Mama used to squeak for the money they'd throooow
Papa would do anything to get a meal,
Fill his cheeks with sawdust,
Or run around continuously on a wheel.THEY'D CALL US HAMSTERS, TRAMPS AND THIEVES.
The elusive Cher reference on an RPG forum... Kudos.
I do have a serious question for Vidmaster7 when he gets back... You saw this coming right?? If not, why not?
Also:
I mean you guys did pretty well really. less then 1 page.
I've been absent for too long.
My win.
I was gone a whole week. I think im wearing you guys down any year now imma get the big W
I'll win, not you, you hippie shaman !
(Clobbers the gnome KO)
Goblins win, goblins win!!!
Oo, less bling.
Would it help if we covered Poog with Swarofski crystals?
@?
Raw meat? ERHM!
What even is that^?
An anagram of course.
Thag Shame meter
(Yeah I know thag isn't a word)
TAG!
You be it!
(Runs off laughing)
Yeah i'm not gonna try and make a anagram out of that^
I'm wearing Vidmaster's Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts too.
Along with Turks and Caicos socks, a Wallis and Futuna hat and Easter Island underpants.
It should look perfectly natural as we've all taken to wearing pulg fur items for a while now...
Have to make some use of all the shedding.
Huh? Beardman shed like snakes?
o_O'
Beard-men really, and I wouldn't say quite like a snake.
Beard-men really, and I wouldn't say quite like a snake.
I've often wished I could slough an entire layer of skin all at once like a snake. Mostly so I could then put the hollow-skin-me in the passenger seat and use the commuter lane... that'd be sweet...
Beard-men really, and I wouldn't say quite like a snake.I've often wished I could slough an entire layer of skin all at once like a snake. Mostly so I could then put the hollow-skin-me in the passenger seat and use the commuter lane... that'd be sweet...
I feel like both the plan and the skin would just fall flat...
I feel like both the plan and the skin would just fall flat...
A man can dream... while stuck in the non-commuter lane with the rest of the friendless peasantry.
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Being stuck in the traffic with the rest of the friendless peasantry is why I both wish I had super powers and have accepted its best that I don't have super powers. (think magneto)
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The Friendless Peasantry would be possibly the worst superhero team ever.
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I have chickens! That is a kind of super power if you think about it.
I have chickens! That is a kind of super power if you think about it.
Dude, it like, totally is. Chickens, like, make other chickens. Or do they make eggs? Wait, wait, check it out, man--how do you get eggs without chickens, but you need eggs to get chickens to start with?
Whoa...
The answer to the age-old question: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg" is: "The rooster. They are notoriously selfish lovers."
Well If'n I had to guess I'd would say it was my cousin Cletus who came first. Hes the one who went and sold me the chickens.
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♫Most folk'll never lose a toe,
But then again some folk'll,
like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!♫
One of my favorite episodes. that takes me way back that's like 93 area.
You know... I often hear about exactly how long the simpsons ran, and I always think, EH, that wasn't that long, and then I always realize, wait, we're talking about a TV series? and it went HOW LONG? And then I understand everything.
Its been running pretty close to the amount of time that I have been alive. I find that impressive.
Beard-men really, and I wouldn't say quite like a snake.I've often wished I could slough an entire layer of skin all at once like a snake. Mostly so I could then put the hollow-skin-me in the passenger seat and use the commuter lane... that'd be sweet...
No need for such elaborate schemes.
Just get you one of these...
The shiny one in the background probably best for city riding.
I think that is a motorcycle. I've always felt i'm to clumsy for a motor cycle.