Diseased Rat

Lord High Inquisitor Hamster's page

24 posts. Alias of Goblin Kid.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Hey...What's the limit on hunting Vidmasters? 7.
It was 6 at one point but now there is just the one.

So you finally end your ruse eh?

You admit to the murders eh?


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Already?
hmm... well, grab the flaming ducks then.


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Your wish is my command.
NOW! WHO WANTS SOME FLAMING WITCHES THROWN AT THEM?
(its more thematic this way, right?)


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NobodysHome wrote:
Vidmaster

Vidmaster7

We are still looking into the other 6.


Evidence!? Who needs evidence when you have a blood-thirsty mob of psychopaths waiting outside to lynch a man?
and besides, I'm on a first name basis with Death?.


Are you?
Are you VIDMASTER7?
*slams fist into desk*
HOW SILLY are six dead vidmasters? what did you do to them?


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stares at Jeffery...
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Jeffery is so silent he stops breathing...
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Jeffery passes out.

Sorry about that folks... He means well... He's just... To passionate about his job.


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Yes... Yes.. All fascinating stuff... Now... Shut up Jeffery...


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Tacticslion wrote:


01) aatea
02) CH
03) Crookshanks
04) CY
05) doctor_wu
06) Drejk
07) Freehold
08) gran
09) Icy
10) J4rh43d
11) John (Napier)
12) Kjeldorn
13) Limey
14) lisamarlene
15) lynora
16) NH
17) Orthos
18) Scint
19) Sharoth
20) Sissyl
21) Syrus
22) Thomas Seitz (look, I know you've been hanging around, because you just favorited a post of mine I'm secretly psychic!)
23) TOZ
24) TS
25) Vanykrye
26) Vidmaster
27) Wei Ji

Two things: first... Vidmaster should not be on this list.

He's dead, like the other five before our Vidmaster7.
Second... I didn't even get an honourable mention?
Thirdly... "uhh... Sir? You said tw-"shut up Jeffery. Thirdly, definitely a cleric with an archtype minamizing spells to grant smite evil ala paladin style or maybe judgement ala inquisitor style... I do like my inquisitions...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I can not afford a plane ticket to Spain. (Or anything in the spain area really)

Reading Vidmaster's quotes out of context is really delightful, like the old Monty Python sketch with the phrase book.

"Mystery solved!"
"I cannot afford a plane ticket to Spain."
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

Yeah, I know he posted other stuff, but reading random things is how FAWTL roll.

It won't let me like it more then once!
Create accounts for Vidmaster8 through 17, and keep clicking.

OR...

You could finally resurrect your 2-6 brethren...


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Just a little?


I do have a serious question for Vidmaster7 when he gets back... You saw this coming right?? If not, why not?
Also:

Spoiler:
Where are the other five?


NOBODY EXPECTS THE HAMSTER INQUISITION!

Oh...
That wasn't what you said was it?
Er...
Sorry.


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I'm already naked so it doesn't matter to I.


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OBJECTION!
It was entirely by choice wasn't it??


I HAVE ARRIVED!!
Well, I was already here, I just got a new look is all...


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By george! Your right Jeff!
I put that in there to keep myself from being accused, and now its come back to bite me!


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Freehold DM wrote:

>_>

<_<

I enjoy nekkid ponies...

I had my suspicions but this!! It is a piece of pie to convict you now!!


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Great idea Jeff! Bring it out!


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Aha, so... You admit to your ill doings...

Henchmen! Bring out our cruelist torture device! The comfy-cushion!!


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captain yesterday wrote:
Working tonight!

Are you?

Are you really??
OR ARE YOU PLANNING YOUR NEXT CAP-BOT REPLACEMENT?


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YOU ANSWERED NOT MY QUESTION KNAVE!!! WHERE ART THE OTHER FIVE!!!


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WHERE ARE THE OTHER FIVE YOU HEARTLESS FIEND!!

When we find their lifeless bodies, some ones head will roll!


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So... You finally admit to making the vidmaster page?