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(18,206 new) ah hahahah...

in an unholy alliance between unholy players, the unholy board game being played was set aside. a new moment was upon them and this moment was unholy. seven unholy servants stoop up, lumbering forwards. creakily they stumbled up an unholy flight of stairs.

step by step.

step by step.

near the top, the unholiness of the situation descended upon them. this game is unholy the unholy players hailed in a wailing cacophony.

oh, when will it end they lamented.

this is unholy, they cried.

why did we choose to do this?

why, oh why.

why.

why.

double you.

I see it now.

Hello the end. my unholy friend.

.

[the end]

Scarab Sages

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!


The game has been set for this app to be able and is a great game for sure you can play do yuh or not have a chance of getting a game that you doesn't yet really have no problem with your game rules and rules you can play with a character sheet to get a game play with yet to get more levels to play and play a ug game and character character creation game y to get it tr to read this app is not great to as because it doesn't seem like a good app.


:/
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*scoffs*

Scarab Sages

*hits Ancient Dragon Master*

I think it's broken.

*hits Ancient Dragon Master again, this time with a big cartoon mallet*


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Back.


Pine Scented Nicki Got.


Now that is a strange alias.


Nothing could be less strange than finding the sexeyist woman in popular music infused with the clean and invigorating aroma of coniferous woodlands.


Now how exactly was she infused with this aroma?


Steeping.


Ah kind of like bathing in tea leaves then. Wow I feel like bathing in pine needles could be super painful.

Scarab Sages

Limey's Sexey Dreamz wrote:
Nothing could be less strange than finding the sexeyist woman in popular music infused with the clean and invigorating aroma of coniferous woodlands.

Limey always wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK (and that's okay)!


you just have to sleep all night and work all day.


Yes, Limey. It's okay. Here. Have some suspendies and a bra.


>.> Sissyl gives interesting gifts.

Sovereign Court

You want some suspenders and a bra, Vidmaster7? Because if you do, I'm sure your wife has plenty in her closet (unless IHIYC is in there of course).


I have some right here.

:pulls a set of lacy lingerie out of a pocket. It is exactly the right size:


Let's face it, introducing scandalous scanties into the conversation is the GoatToucher equivalent of lighting the Bat Signal.

Sovereign Court

Yes, that's why I didn't talk about a pine tree, colourful balloons of a rubber duck.

Sovereign Court

Or*

My secretary needs to be fired. He's lousy at his job!


Especially since he could've just hit the edit button, instead of making a joke.


I'm not sure why people keep assuming I'm married. maybe it is just pulg. Probably thinks with an amazing beard like this there is no way im not taken.


So how does the lingerie fit when you skip and jump? I mean, you're so rugged and all.


Dungarees are very forgiving.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
I'm not sure why people keep assuming I'm married. maybe it is just pulg. Probably thinks with an amazing beard like this there is no way im not taken.

I'm 98% sure you've mentioned it before


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

*hits Ancient Dragon Master*

I think it's broken.

*hits Ancient Dragon Master again, this time with a big cartoon mallet*

*stands there waiting to be hit more*

Scarab Sages

*calls a meteor down on Ancient Dragon Master*


Thank you IHIYC that was what we needed.


Dammit! Now we have to move the ridiculously oversized cannon to the company headquarters!


Eh; I hope for your sake its not made my Acme.


No. It made a mako pit, tho...


Could be worse then.


It will be.
It. Will. Be.


That one was dangerously close to having to swap over to your 90's simpsons refereatron alias.


Meh.


I don't think you tried very hard on that one.


We said meh.


Better.


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I can't live the button-down life like you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this 90s Simpsons Referotron?"


Obscure one there the kind i know I've heard before but can't place.


It's from the episode where Homer gets the giant pile of sugar.

Sovereign Court

You lot spend WAY too much time indoors! Put down those TV remotes and head outside, I'd like to join you but I'm allergic to the weather.


NO! You're not.


That which belongs to you not what?

Sovereign Court

You confuse me greatly, Conan, could you please reword what you mean as I am not the sort of person who gets confused easily. Nor do I like it.


*gasp!*
My alias! He's... He's... He's so contrarian, even his grammatical errors fix themselves when pointed out!


So hamster how do you feel about their being like 5 other book/rodent people on this forum?

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