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*Appears over thread in a cloud of twinkly lights. Farts. Casts 'Stabilise' on PillWump the PugSlaadus (IN SPACE). Farts again. Leaves, blaming Cosmo for the effect that week-old kebabs have on fey digestive systems*

Close the door behind you, please. You weren't born in a barn!

Look inside your miiiiind

Now feeet that lock threadies can be soooft as your feests, with a mild blue, adamantime golem!