This thread has been going on for 5 years ffs
And will probably go on for another 5. XD
Its surprisingly short for a 5 year old thread.
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That's what she said!
(she was also commenting on the length of the thread)
Nah. One of these days I am going to win it.
I don't doubt it, but what about the thread?
Yay! I won!
I never thought that I would win anything in my life. I'd like to thank my family and friends who never gave up no me. I'd also like to thank ----
A devil for letting you keep it for almost 2 hours....? ;)
Now that wasn't very nice, mr. Devil. Why don't you go and apologise to that poor Mogloth.
LUNCH!!!
(Chases VRMH with a dogslicer)
Who told the weird mutant goblins about this thread?^
There was a fire around here somewhere. That's pretty much all it takes.
*squeak*
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*A portal opens up and a wolf-like figure on two legs jumps out of it.*
Finally, I have escaped! I never thought Baron Braishe'Theron would betray me (yes, I know that he wanted to join Cheliax) and consider me and my most loyal a target for the new Cheliaxian Slayer Academy (who already have a big hit list, including GW, TFF -for some reason- Poog, GoatToucher -good luck with that- Uncle Teddy and his bear Fred amongst many others) so it would seem that GW is going to need to recruit some new warriors to combat the devils of Cheliax (which is now almost of the region's inhabitants and their allies). So get ready everyone, we are going to have the Pathfinder version of WOW's demon hunter starting quest.
Again? That's the third time this week!
Cheliax is up to their mischief again? And what a terrible time too. I just received word that GoatToucher is to be promoted to the rank of Avatar of Perversion and this is just going to ruin both the ceremony and banquet afterward.
Not for GoatToucher.
At least he thinks he's attentind the right ceremony.
I'm not ordinarily a betting man, but I am taking odds as to how quickly I can make the demonic overlords of Cheliax vomit with confusion and horror during the ceremony.
* pulls out "Uncle Teddy's Big Book of Betting Odds" *
Hmm, let's see...
The odds of the the overlords vomiting is 1 to 1 - a guarantee.
The odds of them pulling out their own eyes is 5 to 4.
The odds of them killing their retainers as they attempt to flee is 3 to 2.
The odds of them leaving their retainers alive as they attempt to flee is 3 to 1.
The odds of them killing themselves is also 3 to 1.
The odds of them retreating to their domains and permanently sealing all portals to this world is 10 to 1.
Ah, now this is interesting. The odds that they retreat to the heavens to beg for forgiveness and to hide from you is only 100 to 1. I must congratulate you, GoatToucher. I really thought the odds would be much higher.
What are the odds of them vomiting out their own eyes? I'm feeling lucky today!
Let me check...
25 to 1 if the vomiting causes their eyes to pop out, 50 to 1 if the eyes pop out and they step on them, and 75 to 1 if they actually vomit their own eyes out of their mouths.
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In that case, I would like to put 450 quatloos on Belphegor, please.
So that's 450 qs on Belphegor. Any other takers?
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I'm in!
*Places a large bag of coins, a huge chest of jewels and a severed head in front of Uncle Teddy.*
20,000,000,000 platinum pieces, a treasure chest containing 600 assorted jewels the size of an ogre's head each worth 4,000,000 million gold pieces and the head of Lord Aundoan (first born son of Baron Braishe'Theron) that Grandpa Wonderbra obliterates the devilish forces at the battle's epic climax!
*Goes to leave but sees a small jewel with gold shaped to look like a flower.*
Oops! Almost forgot about that! I promised Lady Red that once I found the 'Jeweled Flower' I would give it to her as a present.
*Picks up the 'Jeweled Flower' and now leaves.*
I will begin by showing the assembled Lords of Cheliax my "Jeweled Flower"...
[PROTRACTED REDACTION]
...and that's how a bill becomes a law.
My Lords, my Ladies, assorted denizens of the nether-realms, good night to you all, and pleasant dreams.
And there goes half the assembled fiendish horde, vomiting their own eyes out.
* looks at betting sheet *
Hmmmm... that's exactly what GT bet on.
* hands GT the deeds to New Zealand, North Korea, and the Soviet Union, 10,000 goats, ten pounds of silver, 20 pounds of gold, 100 pounds of solid dark chocolate, three feather dusters, 27 lace doilies, and the keys to Urgathoa's bedroom *
Congratulations.
It looks my Fiendish Accumulator has come off, though, so I believe I am owed 1350 Quatloos or Narnian citizenship, whichever has fewer calories.
Wait! Who is winning this? I lost track.
I am.
Ok now I see.
You are.
Actually, Pulg, you won on Double-Down Whosday and win both the Quatloos and the Narnian citizenship. All you need to do is step into this wardrobe to claim both. Just be wary of any lions.
Hi, IHIYC!
Nice place you've got here.
Hey, are those mothballs?
Those things smell terrible.
Well, they are made out of moths.
Moths that have lost all self-respect, at that.
Having said that, they still make a tasty snack.
I...I don't know that moth balls being made of moths is accurate. I though they were called that cause they kept moths away (They do a decent job of keeping me away too)
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Oh that was a terrible pun. That is why I say if you see a clown you should go for the juggler.
OH! I just got this! HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!Are you thinking about the genital sheath in particular?Oh... that might be a bit harder to pull off.
...wasn't that post like back in September?
Yeah, but the Wi-Fi signal in the Closet is pretty bad.
Pretty bad? that is worse then dial-up and that is saying something.
He gets a 3500 connection.