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Sales Imp. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,866 posts (9,018 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 6 aliases.


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Sharaya: Ok. Now that that nightmare fuel is over...

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

Yeah that would be Barry. He's new. *shrugs*

I blame Cosmo for hiring gremlins without staying power!

Speaking of hiring minions...

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RobotChris: what have I even done today?
RobotChris: whelp, best not dwell on it if I’m too tired to remember

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Ravingdork wrote:
Everything is Overpowered!

...you misspelled AWESOME.

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Fun fact: Orlando Bloom and I were born* on the same day.

*:
"born"

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Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for those people that just make me want to beat their face in.

:)

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RobotChris: I have 60 days until the transformation is complete
RobotChris: or at least until I am expected to be all legs

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Liz: I CAN DO THIS
Liz: WHERE ARE MY HOURS IN THE DAY
Liz: I NEED A TARDIS

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Steve Geddes wrote:
The things he can't do with tassels arent worth doing.

I hold this truth to be self-evident!

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Gary Teter wrote:
Not the Breadmaster. I just loaf around.

Spoiler:
Everyone who clicks on that link needs to make a SAN check.
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RobotChris: yes these are a thing
katina: WHAT
katina: are you a witch?
RobotChris: yes
katina: Oh.
katina: Well, that makes sense.

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Katina: ...and then I look down and see an empty fruit cup, and cantaloupe blood all over my hands.

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RobotChris: [redacted]
Christopher: Phrasing?
RobotChris: you guys keep saying that, and I keep not understanding, so sure

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Gruumash . wrote:

Are you more sexy with the lower or higher numbers?

Are numbers sexy?

Lower numbers seem to coincide with less common letters, so this seems to be a (mostly arbitrary) measure of the commonality of a person's name. I'm going to take a stab here and guess that less common = more sexy, so a lower number may be sexier, I guess?

Anyway... 307.

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Gary: Google that and join the watchlist.

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No, no... Go right ahead. I'm sure it'll turn out just fine...

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Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for chainmail bikinis.

Warning! Mildly NSFW!

Mildly?! Those are VERY not safe for work!

It provides no protection whatsoever, pinches, rusts... OSHA would have a field day if that saw a workforce trying to work in uniforms like that!

Silly things.

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Ashley: Tried it, was too weird.

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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being sick.

I also blame Cosmo for knocking out my power for the second day in a row, but this time, knocking it out for twice as long.

Soooo three times as long today, right?
No. And don't you even joke about that!

Give it time.

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Katina: He is disposable to me
Katina: I have many backup bears.

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Liz:[expletive redacted], I’m a TV Trope: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PromotedFanboy

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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for in a campaign that we just restarted last night after a 5 year hiatus...of my character getting sneak attack and dropped in the first two rounds of combat...one of which was a surprise round.

I'm not sure you should blame me for you not taking enough ranks in Perception. Just sayin' :)

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PostMonster Gary: now i'm going to kill it and do it again, see if it gets faster

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The TVTropes Abyss wrote:
... Muhuhuhahahahaha ...

I like this guy.

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Liz: Cosmo: That’s for demiliches.
Liz: …which reminds me of one of my BBEGs for my PaizoCon game

Well... y'all been warned.

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Rysky wrote:
I'm noticing a pattern, what do you have against Water Heaters Cosmo?

What do you have against cold water?

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Crystal: Tech team is literally one rubber mask away from being Scooby Doo villains

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RobotChris (responding to a question): just lemme know what you want
Christopher: No, no, no. Robot, the correct answer is "pretty difficult, but I'll see what I can do." Be Scotty, not Laforge.
RobotChris: but... that's a lie?
Liz: Always use the Scotty Principle when making time estimates.

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Katina: I like thinking that he speaks the same way in his normal life as he does in his songs
Katina: At the dinner table
Katina: PLEASE PASS THE BUTTAHHHHH.... FOR MAH BISKIIIIT
Katina: (to the tune of "Arms Wide Open")

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Sharaya: Is it weird to post an overheard that starts with a statement from myself?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Cosmo sunk the Santa Maria. He passed out on grog, leaving a cabin boy to steer in total darkness.

Yeah, leaving Chris Elliot unsupervised, let alone in charge, is always a bad idea.

I also blame Cosmo for this.

It was the giant, flying, talking cupcake that lead me astray...

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I blame cosmo for gnomes.

:|

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Freehold DM wrote:
Damn this babaji!

I blame Spanky.

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Sara Marie: most of what i say out of context is bad

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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that my brain is trying to misremember/combine the lyrics for Adele's "Set Fire To The Rain" and James Taylor's "Fire And Rain."

I blame Cosmo for the weak-a** blend of coffee I bought on sale.

I blame Cosmo for my right eye and the fingers on my left hand being twitchy again.

Weak... Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt...
Weak coffee.

...this was the first thing I thought of, actually.

Coincidentally enough, same voice actor.

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I blame all of you for allowing me to have the 2001st post.

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for missing out on The Faint, time goblins, and also my lack of emergency chocolate :(

The good news is that I will not be missing The Faint.

/me eats a bit of chocolate...

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Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:
evidence page 1...

I love Oglaf, it's one of my favorites... But anyone unfamiliar should be forewarned that, while these two pages are pretty safe, most of this comic is very NSFW.

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Coulierophobia isn't yet a recognized fear.

Give it time.

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Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.

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I'm going to guess Imagine Dragons, as I've heard that SnowJade is a big Lou Diamond Phillips fan...

Go on... click it...:
Bonus link to the Pentatonix cover, because even incredibly talented singers with cool arrangements can be completely insufferable. Go ahead.... let your curiosity get the better of you.

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Katina: quant sounds like something a duck with a nose cold would say

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Redacted: Who wants to see an inappropriate for any other workplace but paizo quote?
Redacted: [redacted]

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^_^

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[redacted]: Oh silly hippy parents.
Katina: Your parents are hippies?!
Katina: That is awesome.
[redacted]: well, they got better.

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Liz Courts wrote:
I blame Cosmo for immediately thinking of his avatar while listening to this song.

Quoting so that I may favorite this TWICE...

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Ashley: Finance does not negotiate with terrorists or clowns.

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Gary: Please to be re-reading carefully with mind in gutter...
Robot Chris: I don't think I want to

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It wasn't me.

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