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Sales Imp. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,828 posts (8,974 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 6 aliases.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Coulierophobia isn't yet a recognized fear.

Give it time.

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Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.

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I'm going to guess Imagine Dragons, as I've heard that SnowJade is a big Lou Diamond Phillips fan...

Go on... click it...:
Bonus link to the Pentatonix cover, because even incredibly talented singers with cool arrangements can be completely insufferable. Go ahead.... let your curiosity get the better of you.

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Katina: quant sounds like something a duck with a nose cold would say

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Redacted: Who wants to see an inappropriate for any other workplace but paizo quote?
Redacted: [redacted]

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^_^

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[redacted]: Oh silly hippy parents.
Katina: Your parents are hippies?!
Katina: That is awesome.
[redacted]: well, they got better.

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Liz Courts wrote:
I blame Cosmo for immediately thinking of his avatar while listening to this song.

Quoting so that I may favorite this TWICE...

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Ashley: Finance does not negotiate with terrorists or clowns.

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Gary: Please to be re-reading carefully with mind in gutter...
Robot Chris: I don't think I want to

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It wasn't me.

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Sara Marie: I read that as fart picture

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christopher adjusts the skull throne lumbar support.
katina: "What's YOUR Skull Throne number?"™
christopher: This one goes to Khorne.
Liz: Please, sir, I’d like some Blood…
Liz holds out cup

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"No one", in this case, means "Cosmo".

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Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.
Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

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Ross Byers wrote:
I have no memory of this thing.

I know.

Ross Byers wrote:
This is probably for the best.

Yes.

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If you really want to know, I'll tell you. However, to keep the secret for those who do not want it spoiled, I'll hide it:

Spoiler:
TRAP!

Suggestion, Mass (DC 20): "Close this spoiler and forget you opened it, instead you decided that you don't want the answer spoiled for you. From this day forth, always remember that Cosmo is awesome. You also feel vaguely relieved... almost as if you could have just been hit with Explosive Runes, but someone decided to be nice. Today."

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Robot Chris: you are store blog
Robot Chris: store blog is you
Robot Chris: one of us
christopher: You are not the blog. You are not the things in your house.
Liz: Are you sure I'm not the blog?

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I knew we could Count on you guys.

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Steve Geddes wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Removed some posts. Comments like this really aren't appropriate. If it's not directly involving something overheard in our office, it does not belong in this thread. Thanks!
You take requests, right? Would you guys mind discussing the plot for the AP after Iron Gods for a little while?

Someone in the AP planning meeting: I can wait to tell people about [REDACTED]!

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I mostly just get electric sheep.

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I used Protopage.com, myself. It is a fully customizable page/RSS reader, a la the old iGoogle page (which I loved). To see an example of what one looks like, my personalized protopage can be found here.

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Liz: Lissa there you go
Liz: in-stock
Liz: downstairs
Liz: you could get them tomorrow

Lissa: >_> Damnit Liz

Christopher: Liz is the Mephistopheles of nerd merch. "It's just one soul, and look at the wonders that could be yours..."

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Calm down, everyone. I'm sure it'll all be absolutely fine. Trust me.

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C. Nutcase wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Clowns aren't humanoids. They're aberrations.
Evidence: Cosmo.

Or Outsiders.

Or Aberration (augmented Outsider).

Or Outsider (augmented Aberration).

Maybe Monstrous Humanoids or Fey?

Qlippoth Lords are Outsiders.

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That poll needs more Cosmo.

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Robot Chris: (Warning: Nic Cage)

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My collection of molds, spores, and fungus will never be the same.

:'(

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John Kretzer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

Yeah I know, right? At first I thought everybody used to have meetings about how to make my life soo miserable...but now I know the truth. It has been Cosmo...just Cosmo.

I am starting to wonder what I did to piss him of so much.

Oh, there's no malice at all! Schadenfreude, my friend, pure schadenfreude. :)
I Blame Cosmo for using words I have to look up...Curse Cosmo *Shakes Fist angrily*

...and now you know my favorite word.

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John Kretzer wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo paying an inordinate amount of attention to John Kretzer's life.

Yeah I know, right? At first I thought everybody used to have meetings about how to make my life soo miserable...but now I know the truth. It has been Cosmo...just Cosmo.

I am starting to wonder what I did to piss him of so much.

Oh, there's no malice at all! Schadenfreude, my friend, pure schadenfreude. :)

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo because I don't have a t-rex with a spoiler.

This is the first post for which I am truly sorry. You deserve that T-rex with a spoiler.

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James Jacobs wrote:
TOZ wrote:
So how does he handle working with Cosmo?
Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.

HI!

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Stephen: I just wanna civilize the Internet.

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Praise Sara Marie for the wonders of a big bowl of pho when one is trying to fend off a nasty oncoming cold. Pho is awesome.

For those who know...:
Pho Ga, natch.

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Steve Geddes wrote:

Thanks all. What a great community to be a part of. :)

It feels somewhat narcissistic to reply to a thread featuring me.

...I never thought so! ;)

But seriously... so glad to see you get the recognition you deserve, Steve, and I can't wait 'til we get to have that drink at a Paizocon!

thanks,
cos

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Cheapy wrote:
what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged

Sho'nuff.

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Drejk wrote:
Is it cos or effect, though?

FTFY.

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Gary: good god how is it almost five
Christopher: Time goblins
Gary: i thought we sprayed for those last week
Liz: They've adapted to it
Christopher: It killed 99% of them, but the remaining 1% have presented with severe monsterism.
Christopher: We really need to stop getting our tech from the mustachioed guy in the van.
Liz: Or Krieger
Gary: i guess if they're time goblins maybe we actually sprayed for them next week
Christopher: Wait, this might be the timeline where we didn't spray for them. Where's that map...
Liz: I Blame Cosmo.
Christopher: Makes sense, given that they venerate him as their god.
Gary: is THAT what's wrong with them?
Gary: explains a LOT
Liz: It's a large factor, yes

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Robot Chris: it almost went somewhere [redacted], but I'm proud that the [redacted] wrangled that in.

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Mikaze wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

I find it slightly unsettling, Feiya, that your cold weather gear appears to be made of fox fur...and that your familiar is nowhere in sight in that image

Feiya, what the hell?! D:

She wears him well.

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Lissa: Sara, you can look at it as winning, but it’s a funny definition.

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CS Erik: I USED SKIES TWICE
CS Erik: EDITING WILL JUDGE ME silently

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Orthos wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Tels thinking sardines go with anything.

...when, in fact, they go with everything!

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Financomancer Chris: ...and now my office smells like ozone

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Sara Marie wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's minds
Yes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.

Something like this. But with a gun.

Feeling Inspired?

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Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
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Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."
Anyone who actually says this aloud deserves whatever happens.
...yeaaaah, about that.
Oooo who else got blown up?

No one else was hit (I know my business...) but, since I was using Deadly Aim, Focused Aim, and Inspire Courage, while rolling max damage... well... I dang-near one-shot myself.

Aside: Mysterious Stranger & Arcane Duelist is awesome. I'm a singing cowboy!

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Ross Byers wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."
Anyone who actually says this aloud deserves whatever happens.

...yeaaaah, about that.

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Ashley: There's a "that's what she said" joke in there somewhere...

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Ashley: there are far too many acronyms in the game industry
Liz: ISWYDT

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