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Sales Associate. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,967 posts (9,162 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 6 aliases.


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Robot Chris: sparkly welcome hates!

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captain yesterday wrote:
Cosmo deserves no blame for me closing my thread, it was entirely by my own whim. :-)

ಠ_ಠ

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DragoDorn wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I can not stand Lovecraft's works.
I blame Cosmo for this. Why would you curse your own High Priest this way Cosmo?

Who better to curse?

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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for...nothing at the moment. I'm pretty cool right now.

No favorite for you.

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the state of human society.
Might as well blame Cosmo for the existence of Humanity altogether.

I'm ok with that.

Unrelated:
Every time I read your avatar name, I cannot decide whether "Nutcase Entertainment" refers to a nutcase who entertains, or something that entertains nutcases.

Regardless... I am entertained.

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Wes: You're a bad person.
Liz: I am. I encourage bad decisions.
Wes: You should feel bad.
Liz: I don't.

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
3) I blame Cosmo again for feeling bad if i kill a PC.

...

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Robot: all roads lead to cheese

...

Tanis: “All Roads Lead to Cheese” is the new title of my memoirs.

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Lilith wrote:
I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win.

..and my Fenrir* game was on point, too.

*:
Because of course I play the Destroyer of Everything. Why choose the lesser of two evils?

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Ashley: I think I intimidated Will with how on fleek my sanrio swagger is today.

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.
Screen name checks out.

I mean I keep making then closing accounts here.

I am a Tsundere for Paizo.

So... you've been Tsunderestruck! [/Brian Johnson]

I blame Cosmo for that.

Just had add a bit more mashup.

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.

Screen name checks out.

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Sara Marie: CUSTOMER SERVICE IS BECOMING SENTIENT GUYS
Sara Marie: AND IT WANTS GOBLINS

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Ashley: it took me a few moments to get over the "omg wtf have we even created. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!" reaction

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diego: Why would anyone agree to not be a Deathstar!?

Sharaya: No idea

Sharaya: Maybe their parents were killed by a Deathstar?

Katina: all them Alderaanians be like ;-;

diego: Deathstars get a bad rep, but they’re not as dangerous as the media makes them out to be

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Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:
"I stole it from Cosmo. I'll repay him in Jelly Babies later."

>:[

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Alexander Augunas wrote:
I've got 99 problems and Cosmo might be responsible for 3/4s of them.
Alexander Augunas wrote:
...Cosmo might be responsible...
Alexander Augunas wrote:
...might...

...

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Set wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Also where is Cosmo?... he has not favored any of these posts since... last week.

Maybe we aren't being funny enough, and need to step up our game. The purpose of this thread is to entertain/propitiate Cosmo, right? :)

Yes.

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Hama wrote:
Ok, slowly warming up to the show. Slowly.

Stick with it.

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Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my theory got deleted and my maddening curiosity would like to know why.
I know why.
I'll Blame You if you tell me.

I know.

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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my theory got deleted and my maddening curiosity would like to know why.

I know why.

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Katina: totally unrelated idea: can we decorate your office like a wrestling cage match?

Robot Chris: no

Katina: aw

Robot Chris: but!
Robot Chris: I am open to luchador themed decor

Katina: Deal.
Katina: Guacamelee 24/7

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Gary: Good news for my future genetically enhanced octopus minions

Katina: I hope you typed that in Professor Farnsworth’s voice, cuz that’s how I read it

Gary: well, duh

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Chemlak wrote:
Why now?

You know why.

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Charon's Little Helper wrote:
Cosmo wrote:


Clowns.

Attack the characters with clowns. Then, before the players get the upper-hand and defeat the clowns, have the clowns run away.

Then have them show back up from time to time.

Give them all access to the Squeeze spell so that they're always hiding in places where they shouldn't be able to fit.

Player: I open up the grandfather clock.

GM: Two clowns jump out at you!

This guy gets it. :)

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*Open thread. Ctrl-F "Clown". None Found. Page 2. Ctrl-F "Clown". None found.* Friends, I am disappointed.

Clowns.

Attack the characters with clowns. Then, before the players get the upper-hand and defeat the clowns, have the clowns run away.

Then have them show back up from time to time.

Make the lead clown(s) be reskinned bugbears that have levels in witch using the Misfortune Hex. Then have the lead clowns follwed around by a bunch of tiny clowns. Think the tiny Ashes in Evil Dead 2. These guys are all reskinned pugwampis. Use a lot of hit-and-run tactics so the players get the most frustration from their Unluck Aura.

When you feel the players are getting too frustrated, pull back on the throttle a bit and let them catch and kill a few of the little guys before they can get away.

Then hit them with a clown reskinned as something really nasty.

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Ashley: I lack the caffeine to keep the murder-feelings at bay today

Me: but my hijinks are witty and adorable!

Ashley: the murder-feelings don't care about collateral damage
Ashley: WE'RE BURNING IT ALL TO THE GROUND

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Papa, flagging never hurts.

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So many moles whacked... O.o

Only one way to be sure.

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John Kretzer wrote:
Gars DarkLover wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Cosmo not favoriting any post since Tuesday.
Maybe he went to Comic-Con?
I Blame Cosmo for going to Comic-Con without me.

...it was awesome.

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Postmonster: do they have trouble perambulating due to their oversized nogginery?
Postmonster: hmmmm i should extend this
Postmonster: i'm not thinking, i'm nogginerating

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Removed a some posts. Let's resist the temptation to make "grabbing popcorn" posts, and instead focus on getting this already-divisive thread back on the rails with respectful and relevant discussion.

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Robot Chris: Are you people speaking in dubstep?!

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Tels wrote:
here I am with macaroni and cheese for 2 1/2 and only myself to eat it

I believe in you.

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Kthulhu wrote:
Not to mention the comments of a few weeks ago where he made it clear he wished the show didn't exist.

Link?

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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.
You! You are sponsoring that insanity!
Proudly!
I think I've personally paid for Cosmo's - and his sightly more evil twin's - retirement fund.

I appreciate that!

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diego: I’m sorry! At first I mistakenly thought I was Katina
katina: I make that mistake sometimes too, Diego

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I've never had that problem.

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Cheapy wrote:
Wait how can that possibly be a nightmare? That's like the jackpot of dreams.

I agree!

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Many, many people: [REDACTED]
Sara Marie: this all stays in the office.
Katina: awwwwww
Sara Marie: because so help me god this will be a surprise ninja game at paizocon 2016

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Overheard at PaizoCon...

Katina: Pathfinder: THE FLAME THROWA!!!

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Chyrone wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(

Poor kitty.

I blame Cosmo for a lack of memorial for pets on these boards.

That's not entirely accurate...

Spoiler:
Spooky actually got a shout-out in an AP. In Pathfinder #22, there is a cat familiar named Spooky who grants his character a +1 luck bonus on all attack rolls, skill checks, saving throws, and level checks.

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Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Definitely waiting for a person with the last name 'Vegeta' to board their blame.
Cosmodian Slip?

The proper term is: Schadenfreudian Slip

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Lil'Bot: oh dammit, did I pun? can I un-pun?

Lil'Bot: please?

Lil'Bot: I’m sorry

...

Lil'Bot: okay I’m going to take that as a queue that I can’t talk today

Liz: cue

Liz: not queue

Lil'Bot: see!

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The fare for the Monorail is $2.25 per person, each way, cash only. It will be very convenient for them to use, though, since the Link Light Rail has a station in the basement of the Westlake Mall (Westlake Station, natch), and the Monorail departs from the top floor of Westlake Mall.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I also once again blame Cosmo that I have a -4 penalty to earworms.

...then you'll love this.

Spoiler:
Don't believe me? Just watch.

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Tanis: We prefer “accidentally genocidal.”

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Katina: Maybe if you stopped eating people to prove your dominance we wouldn’t have that problem.

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For any non-PNW people...

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Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?
Liz: Animal skulls.

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