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Sales Associate. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,994 posts (9,207 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 6 aliases.


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Set wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that the above post has gotten three favorites....I didn't think it was that awesome.

We were just amused by the thought of *how* exactly Cosmo put you to sleep. Was it the classic 'chloroform handkerchief' trick? Long-distance mind control through the Paizo forums? Some sort of tonic immobility*?

*Not to be confused with the immobility that comes from drinking too much (gin &) tonic.

I blame Cosmo for the amount of time I just spent watching shark videos for, ah, research purposes, yeah, that was it...

Nap time!

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Thomas Seitz wrote:
Leg o' Lamb wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:
Axial wrote:

Wait a minute...

If Paris is inside of Carcosa...

** spoiler omitted **.

If true, I know who I'd blame for it.
The answer is Cosmo. All other opinions are invalid as there is only one true Trickster God and his name is Cosmo.
No I'm pretty sure Cosmo is blameless in this instance, rare that might be.

Yeah... let's go with that. I'm sure it'll turn out just fine.

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Ashley: Hmm, I would be willing to trade off bits of my future for cupcakes.
Ashley: ...depending on the cupcake, of course.

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Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.

Needs more pugwampis.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.

*takes notes...*

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Christopher: Is Robot around?
Sara Marie: I think she's tooling around in her office

...some time later...

Robot Chris: Yes, I heard I was summoned?

Ashley: SUMMON BOURBON NEXT CHRISTOPHER

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Rysky wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo, why must you be so cruel?
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
Hmmm, that or your nebbish towards the delicious burn of spiciness.

Why not both?

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Ashley: ooba-muncha, ooba, ooba, ooba-muncha.

Ashley: I can't stop this feelin,
Ashley: deep inside my stomach,
Ashley: burrito you just don't realize,
Ashley: what you do me.

Ashley: I-I-I-I-I'M, HOOKED ON A BURRITO!

Ashley: (you know you all wanted that song stuck in your head, you're welcome)

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

YAY! Pugwampi involvement has been CONFIRMED!

>:D

PSSSST! AWAY, YOU! NO SPOILERS!

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
You obviously need more and better experiences with dim sum.
You mean the food isn't always cold and slimy?

Some of it is HOT and slimy!

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Katina: Well, you know what they say. You dim sum, you lose sum.

This speaks to me, given my one experience with dim sum.

You obviously need more and better experiences with dim sum.

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johnnythexxxiv wrote:
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME COSMO?!?!

...nothing

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Rub-Eta wrote:
xNeC wrote:
And, of course, I don't want to tell my GM about all of my plans before game starts, otherwise he would be able to adapt to it :P
Quick tip: Never do this. A good DM won't try to counter you anyway. A bad DM will over-react even more if they're taken like this by surprise.

To build on this a little bit... Pathfinder is the most fun when the players and the GM are playing the game with each other, rather than against one another. Of course the GM will be setting the stage for your game and will provide the challenges, but the game works best when they are trying to provide a fun challenge, not just "win". The GM will play the antagonist, but they should never BE the antagonist.

You should be working with your GM to create your character, and they should be looking to make sure that your character is the best fit for the story and the story is the best fit for your character.

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: a cosmo is never late, nor is he early

katina: he arrives precisely when it’s funniest
His interpretation of funny, just a heads up.

You say this as if there is any other..?

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sara marie: we ain't ready for explosions yet...

Liz: I HAVE ALL THE MATCHES
Liz: something something earth shattering kaboom

Tonya: But...explosions...fire....burn!!!!

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Arikiel wrote:
For the "local eats" part is there anything you would recommend for vegan noms?

The aforementioned Thai place across the street from the hotel has some excellent vegetarian options, I am told.

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Robot Chris: ...PROMOTIONAL POPE POGS?!

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ulgulanoth wrote:
"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

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sara marie: OH GOD IM THE TARGET AUDIENCE
AND I WANT TO SEE IT

Ashley: yeeees. let the marketing flow through you.

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Rysky wrote:
I will buy you that damn drink.

This, I favor.

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Rysky wrote:

I Also Blame Him because this means I won't get to go to Paizocon this year.

I can't go to Dragoncon so this was supposed to the year I would be able to go. Don't know when, if ever, I'll get another chance.

I cannot favorite this because it means you will not have the opportunity to buy me a drink.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


Cosmo 9,167
Sara Marie 8,285
Clearly I have my work cut out for me.

...you do.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


Cosmo 9,167
Sara Marie 8,285
Clearly I have my work cut out for me.

Clearly.

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Robot Chris: Ah yes... the sick, sick burn of plastic

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Katina: I stand by my favorite.
Katina: unless you edited it to say like “whoever favorites this post is terrible and stinky”
Katina: in which case I may unfavorite it
Katina: Because I can’t have the world knowing how stinky I am

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Katina: I think we’ve collectively reached a pretty good level of delirium.

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I blame Cosmo for how comfortable my new couch is, I am having trouble getting stuff done it is so relaxing.

I saw something about furniture like this once...

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Robot Chris: sparkly welcome hates!

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captain yesterday wrote:
Cosmo deserves no blame for me closing my thread, it was entirely by my own whim. :-)

ಠ_ಠ

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DragoDorn wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I can not stand Lovecraft's works.
I blame Cosmo for this. Why would you curse your own High Priest this way Cosmo?

Who better to curse?

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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for...nothing at the moment. I'm pretty cool right now.

No favorite for you.

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the state of human society.
Might as well blame Cosmo for the existence of Humanity altogether.

I'm ok with that.

Unrelated:
Every time I read your avatar name, I cannot decide whether "Nutcase Entertainment" refers to a nutcase who entertains, or something that entertains nutcases.

Regardless... I am entertained.

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Wes: You're a bad person.
Liz: I am. I encourage bad decisions.
Wes: You should feel bad.
Liz: I don't.

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
3) I blame Cosmo again for feeling bad if i kill a PC.

...

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Robot: all roads lead to cheese

...

Tanis: “All Roads Lead to Cheese” is the new title of my memoirs.

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Lilith wrote:
I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win.

..and my Fenrir* game was on point, too.

*:
Because of course I play the Destroyer of Everything. Why choose the lesser of two evils?

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Ashley: I think I intimidated Will with how on fleek my sanrio swagger is today.

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.
Screen name checks out.

I mean I keep making then closing accounts here.

I am a Tsundere for Paizo.

So... you've been Tsunderestruck! [/Brian Johnson]

I blame Cosmo for that.

Just had add a bit more mashup.

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.

Screen name checks out.

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Sara Marie: CUSTOMER SERVICE IS BECOMING SENTIENT GUYS
Sara Marie: AND IT WANTS GOBLINS

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Ashley: it took me a few moments to get over the "omg wtf have we even created. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!" reaction

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diego: Why would anyone agree to not be a Deathstar!?

Sharaya: No idea

Sharaya: Maybe their parents were killed by a Deathstar?

Katina: all them Alderaanians be like ;-;

diego: Deathstars get a bad rep, but they’re not as dangerous as the media makes them out to be

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Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:
"I stole it from Cosmo. I'll repay him in Jelly Babies later."

>:[

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Alexander Augunas wrote:
I've got 99 problems and Cosmo might be responsible for 3/4s of them.
Alexander Augunas wrote:
...Cosmo might be responsible...
Alexander Augunas wrote:
...might...

...

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Set wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Also where is Cosmo?... he has not favored any of these posts since... last week.

Maybe we aren't being funny enough, and need to step up our game. The purpose of this thread is to entertain/propitiate Cosmo, right? :)

Yes.

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Hama wrote:
Ok, slowly warming up to the show. Slowly.

Stick with it.

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Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my theory got deleted and my maddening curiosity would like to know why.
I know why.
I'll Blame You if you tell me.

I know.

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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my theory got deleted and my maddening curiosity would like to know why.

I know why.

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Katina: totally unrelated idea: can we decorate your office like a wrestling cage match?

Robot Chris: no

Katina: aw

Robot Chris: but!
Robot Chris: I am open to luchador themed decor

Katina: Deal.
Katina: Guacamelee 24/7

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Gary: Good news for my future genetically enhanced octopus minions

Katina: I hope you typed that in Professor Farnsworth’s voice, cuz that’s how I read it

Gary: well, duh

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