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Sales Associate. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,948 posts (9,130 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 6 aliases.


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Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my theory got deleted and my maddening curiosity would like to know why.
I know why.
I'll Blame You if you tell me.

I know.

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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my theory got deleted and my maddening curiosity would like to know why.

I know why.

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Katina: totally unrelated idea: can we decorate your office like a wrestling cage match?

Robot Chris: no

Katina: aw

Robot Chris: but!
Robot Chris: I am open to luchador themed decor

Katina: Deal.
Katina: Guacamelee 24/7

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Gary: Good news for my future genetically enhanced octopus minions

Katina: I hope you typed that in Professor Farnsworth’s voice, cuz that’s how I read it

Gary: well, duh

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Chemlak wrote:
Why now?

You know why.

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Charon's Little Helper wrote:
Cosmo wrote:


Clowns.

Attack the characters with clowns. Then, before the players get the upper-hand and defeat the clowns, have the clowns run away.

Then have them show back up from time to time.

Give them all access to the Squeeze spell so that they're always hiding in places where they shouldn't be able to fit.

Player: I open up the grandfather clock.

GM: Two clowns jump out at you!

This guy gets it. :)

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*Open thread. Ctrl-F "Clown". None Found. Page 2. Ctrl-F "Clown". None found.* Friends, I am disappointed.

Clowns.

Attack the characters with clowns. Then, before the players get the upper-hand and defeat the clowns, have the clowns run away.

Then have them show back up from time to time.

Make the lead clown(s) be reskinned bugbears that have levels in witch using the Misfortune Hex. Then have the lead clowns follwed around by a bunch of tiny clowns. Think the tiny Ashes in Evil Dead 2. These guys are all reskinned pugwampis. Use a lot of hit-and-run tactics so the players get the most frustration from their Unluck Aura.

When you feel the players are getting too frustrated, pull back on the throttle a bit and let them catch and kill a few of the little guys before they can get away.

Then hit them with a clown reskinned as something really nasty.

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Ashley: I lack the caffeine to keep the murder-feelings at bay today

Me: but my hijinks are witty and adorable!

Ashley: the murder-feelings don't care about collateral damage
Ashley: WE'RE BURNING IT ALL TO THE GROUND

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Papa, flagging never hurts.

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So many moles whacked... O.o

Only one way to be sure.

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John Kretzer wrote:
Gars DarkLover wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Cosmo not favoriting any post since Tuesday.
Maybe he went to Comic-Con?
I Blame Cosmo for going to Comic-Con without me.

...it was awesome.

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Postmonster: do they have trouble perambulating due to their oversized nogginery?
Postmonster: hmmmm i should extend this
Postmonster: i'm not thinking, i'm nogginerating

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Removed a some posts. Let's resist the temptation to make "grabbing popcorn" posts, and instead focus on getting this already-divisive thread back on the rails with respectful and relevant discussion.

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Robot Chris: Are you people speaking in dubstep?!

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Tels wrote:
here I am with macaroni and cheese for 2 1/2 and only myself to eat it

I believe in you.

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Kthulhu wrote:
Not to mention the comments of a few weeks ago where he made it clear he wished the show didn't exist.

Link?

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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.
You! You are sponsoring that insanity!
Proudly!
I think I've personally paid for Cosmo's - and his sightly more evil twin's - retirement fund.

I appreciate that!

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diego: I’m sorry! At first I mistakenly thought I was Katina
katina: I make that mistake sometimes too, Diego

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I've never had that problem.

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Cheapy wrote:
Wait how can that possibly be a nightmare? That's like the jackpot of dreams.

I agree!

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Many, many people: [REDACTED]
Sara Marie: this all stays in the office.
Katina: awwwwww
Sara Marie: because so help me god this will be a surprise ninja game at paizocon 2016

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Overheard at PaizoCon...

Katina: Pathfinder: THE FLAME THROWA!!!

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Chyrone wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(

Poor kitty.

I blame Cosmo for a lack of memorial for pets on these boards.

That's not entirely accurate...

Spoiler:
Spooky actually got a shout-out in an AP. In Pathfinder #22, there is a cat familiar named Spooky who grants his character a +1 luck bonus on all attack rolls, skill checks, saving throws, and level checks.

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Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Definitely waiting for a person with the last name 'Vegeta' to board their blame.
Cosmodian Slip?

The proper term is: Schadenfreudian Slip

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Lil'Bot: oh dammit, did I pun? can I un-pun?

Lil'Bot: please?

Lil'Bot: I’m sorry

...

Lil'Bot: okay I’m going to take that as a queue that I can’t talk today

Liz: cue

Liz: not queue

Lil'Bot: see!

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The fare for the Monorail is $2.25 per person, each way, cash only. It will be very convenient for them to use, though, since the Link Light Rail has a station in the basement of the Westlake Mall (Westlake Station, natch), and the Monorail departs from the top floor of Westlake Mall.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I also once again blame Cosmo that I have a -4 penalty to earworms.

...then you'll love this.

Spoiler:
Don't believe me? Just watch.

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Tanis: We prefer “accidentally genocidal.”

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Katina: Maybe if you stopped eating people to prove your dominance we wouldn’t have that problem.

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For any non-PNW people...

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Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?
Liz: Animal skulls.

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[REDACTED]: getting people to think my bad ideas are their own good ideas since 1986

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John Kretzer wrote:
I also blame Cosmo that my friends don't read so I have no one to discuss books with. :(

Just sayin'...

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Artemis Moonstar wrote:
You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.

...heh. People Jerky.

Heh.

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Artemis Moonstar wrote:
You evil, evil little imp!

...

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[Redacted]: And we all know what the right way to do things is, right?

[Redacted 2]: ...the way that you want it done?

[Redacted]: That's right! GodDAMN, I like my team!

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Drejk wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...
They are not?!

I do.

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Ashley: JTHM?
Liz: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
christopheranthony: Johnny the homocidal maniac
Sharaya: johnny the homicidal maniac
Ashley: ah
Katina: Oh, did they tell you that it was Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?
Katina: Cuz it’s Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Robot Chris: I’m going to derail this conversation
Robot Chris: http://slugsolos.tumblr.com

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Sara Marie wrote:

I have finally sorted all of the email with submissions and I am happy to say that we have well outstripped the number of events submitted for last year *before* the majority of the Paizo seminars have been added in.

If you still want to submit an event, you are more than welcome to, however, if there are schedule conflicts priority goes to submissions that made it in by the deadline. Just fill out the PDF found here: http://paizo.com/paizocon/eventSubmission and email it to me at paizocon@paizo.com.

I'm doing my part!

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We actually just sent a bunch of Inner Sea Pawn Boxes out to Esdevium last week. They haven't crossed the ocean yet, as far as I can tell, but they are on their way. Have your FLGS check back with Esdevium next week, and if they get the same answer again, have them email me at cosmo@paizo.com.

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Aberzombie:

Spoiler:

"Ricktatorship" is now my new favorite word.

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Thurston Hillman wrote:
So yeah, I'll see you at the brony convention. :)

This is not a question.

Neither is this.

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I just have one question for you...

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Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

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Tels wrote:
I wish you would be banished into a realm in which everyone loves and adores you and seeks to fulfill your every desire.

What makes you think this isn't already the case?

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Gary: please let that be by ballistic fry cannon

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sara marie: i will be totally awesome

sara marie: i mean

sara marie: hold on

sara marie: i was thinking and typing

sara marie: i will be totally honest

sara marie: i would love to see this happen

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Congratulations!

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Gary: i see that word and i hear wookie groan

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Orthos wrote:
Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.

Seattle, WA. It is heaven. :)

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