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Sales Associate. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,937 posts (9,115 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 6 aliases.


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Postmonster: do they have trouble perambulating due to their oversized nogginery?
Postmonster: hmmmm i should extend this
Postmonster: i'm not thinking, i'm nogginerating

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Removed a some posts. Let's resist the temptation to make "grabbing popcorn" posts, and instead focus on getting this already-divisive thread back on the rails with respectful and relevant discussion.

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Robot Chris: Are you people speaking in dubstep?!

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Tels wrote:
here I am with macaroni and cheese for 2 1/2 and only myself to eat it

I believe in you.

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Kthulhu wrote:
Not to mention the comments of a few weeks ago where he made it clear he wished the show didn't exist.

Link?

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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.
You! You are sponsoring that insanity!
Proudly!
I think I've personally paid for Cosmo's - and his sightly more evil twin's - retirement fund.

I appreciate that!

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diego: I’m sorry! At first I mistakenly thought I was Katina
katina: I make that mistake sometimes too, Diego

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I've never had that problem.

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Cheapy wrote:
Wait how can that possibly be a nightmare? That's like the jackpot of dreams.

I agree!

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Many, many people: [REDACTED]
Sara Marie: this all stays in the office.
Katina: awwwwww
Sara Marie: because so help me god this will be a surprise ninja game at paizocon 2016

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Overheard at PaizoCon...

Katina: Pathfinder: THE FLAME THROWA!!!

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Chyrone wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(

Poor kitty.

I blame Cosmo for a lack of memorial for pets on these boards.

That's not entirely accurate...

Spoiler:
Spooky actually got a shout-out in an AP. In Pathfinder #22, there is a cat familiar named Spooky who grants his character a +1 luck bonus on all attack rolls, skill checks, saving throws, and level checks.

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Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Definitely waiting for a person with the last name 'Vegeta' to board their blame.
Cosmodian Slip?

The proper term is: Schadenfreudian Slip

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Lil'Bot: oh dammit, did I pun? can I un-pun?

Lil'Bot: please?

Lil'Bot: I’m sorry

...

Lil'Bot: okay I’m going to take that as a queue that I can’t talk today

Liz: cue

Liz: not queue

Lil'Bot: see!

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The fare for the Monorail is $2.25 per person, each way, cash only. It will be very convenient for them to use, though, since the Link Light Rail has a station in the basement of the Westlake Mall (Westlake Station, natch), and the Monorail departs from the top floor of Westlake Mall.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I also once again blame Cosmo that I have a -4 penalty to earworms.

...then you'll love this.

Spoiler:
Don't believe me? Just watch.

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Tanis: We prefer “accidentally genocidal.”

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Katina: Maybe if you stopped eating people to prove your dominance we wouldn’t have that problem.

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For any non-PNW people...

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Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?
Liz: Animal skulls.

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[REDACTED]: getting people to think my bad ideas are their own good ideas since 1986

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John Kretzer wrote:
I also blame Cosmo that my friends don't read so I have no one to discuss books with. :(

Just sayin'...

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Artemis Moonstar wrote:
You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.

...heh. People Jerky.

Heh.

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Artemis Moonstar wrote:
You evil, evil little imp!

...

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[Redacted]: And we all know what the right way to do things is, right?

[Redacted 2]: ...the way that you want it done?

[Redacted]: That's right! GodDAMN, I like my team!

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Drejk wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...
They are not?!

I do.

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Ashley: JTHM?
Liz: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
christopheranthony: Johnny the homocidal maniac
Sharaya: johnny the homicidal maniac
Ashley: ah
Katina: Oh, did they tell you that it was Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?
Katina: Cuz it’s Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Robot Chris: I’m going to derail this conversation
Robot Chris: http://slugsolos.tumblr.com

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Sara Marie wrote:

I have finally sorted all of the email with submissions and I am happy to say that we have well outstripped the number of events submitted for last year *before* the majority of the Paizo seminars have been added in.

If you still want to submit an event, you are more than welcome to, however, if there are schedule conflicts priority goes to submissions that made it in by the deadline. Just fill out the PDF found here: http://paizo.com/paizocon/eventSubmission and email it to me at paizocon@paizo.com.

I'm doing my part!

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We actually just sent a bunch of Inner Sea Pawn Boxes out to Esdevium last week. They haven't crossed the ocean yet, as far as I can tell, but they are on their way. Have your FLGS check back with Esdevium next week, and if they get the same answer again, have them email me at cosmo@paizo.com.

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Aberzombie:

Spoiler:

"Ricktatorship" is now my new favorite word.

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Thurston Hillman wrote:
So yeah, I'll see you at the brony convention. :)

This is not a question.

Neither is this.

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I just have one question for you...

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Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

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Tels wrote:
I wish you would be banished into a realm in which everyone loves and adores you and seeks to fulfill your every desire.

What makes you think this isn't already the case?

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Gary: please let that be by ballistic fry cannon

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sara marie: i will be totally awesome

sara marie: i mean

sara marie: hold on

sara marie: i was thinking and typing

sara marie: i will be totally honest

sara marie: i would love to see this happen

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Congratulations!

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Gary: i see that word and i hear wookie groan

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Orthos wrote:
Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.

Seattle, WA. It is heaven. :)

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Robot Chris: IT’S ALL JOINTS WITH YOU PEOPLE

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Removed a post and the replies and references to it. If you have an opinion to relate on this subject, positive or negative, please refrain from epithets and/or name calling. If you see a problematic post, flag it and move on. Do not acknowledge or reply.

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Katina: ...on second thought, this plan and my will power are both awful.

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Jason Bulmahn wrote:
magnuskn wrote:
Jason Bulmahn wrote:

Jason Bulmahn

Ezren on WoW
Borean Tundra
Well, you have the good sense to play a Mage, it seems. :p

That I do. I have also just put in a name change for the guild. The new name is...

<insert drum roll here>

Warlords of Paizo

It should go through within the next day, at which point, I will start a new recruitment thread.

Jason Bulmahn
Lead Designer
Paizo Inc.

You told me you were going to use my suggestion:

Henchmonsters of Cosmo

:(

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Ashley: (PS we threw the baby back)

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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Once again, I have been gifted with more semi-stale peppermint candy canes, which I started munching on today between voting and tinkering on new Wayfinder beasties. I blame Cosmo for the inevitable stomachache that is sure to follow.
Weirdest. Suicidal. Tendency. Ever.

No, THIS is the weirdest Suicidal Tendency ever.

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Tels wrote:

Unless Cosmo owns and runs Cards Against Humanity, there is someone out there more devious than him.

I blame Cosmo for Cosmo not being so devious as to get 30,000 people to buy boxes of literal bull s~&#.

I'd just like to point out that this is not devious at all: they were very straightforward about what they were selling. It is, in fact, the opposite of devious.

Deviousness is selling people poop at a premium price and having them thank you for the opportunity.

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Readerbreeder wrote:

It's going to be some freaky, horror-show Cthulhoid amalgam.

'Cause it's Cosmo. And with Cosmo, you always choose the Elder of two Evils.

:D

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Christopher: Nothing makes bad decisions more exciting than MOAR SPEED!

Gary: hey that's how i got into this problem in the first place!

Gary: knew i shouldn't buy pick-me-ups at truckstops

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John Kretzer wrote:
It has been 9 days since Cosmo has visited this thread...what nefarious schemes is he up to?

You'll see soon enough.

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Tanis: ‘cause me and the internet grew up together

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