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Sales Associate. Pathfinder Society Member. 9,006 posts (9,227 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 6 aliases.


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Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.
Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

TRUFAX: When that cartoon was playing, my daughter was the perfect age to be a huge fan, and she thought it was pretty cool that they named the fairy after her Dad.

As such, I've always held a special fondness for that show.

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*Puts on Moderator Hat*

I am not locking this thread, nor am I deep-sixing any posts. It appears that you are on the road to finding some manner of common ground, and that is good.

So here's your warning: To keep this thread open, you all will refrain from using the inflammatory language and speak to the arguments and not people. So stop the profanity (if it's censored, don't use it), the "mary sue" name calling, and the assumptions that the other posters are posting in bad faith.

Please keep it civil and on the rails, folks. Thank you.

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Sara Marie: Cute... but kind of gruesome if you think too hard about it.
Robot Chris: Don’t think too hard about it.

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Steve Geddes wrote:
(I also pull levers on dungeon walls).

Do not click this link.

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The Doomkitten wrote:
I blame Cosmo for never being properly taught long division.

The world of education is a buffet, not a restaurant. You must go get your food yourself, and no one will bring it to you.

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Katina: WHO ARE THESE KIDS WITH THEIR XANGAS AND THEIR FRIENDSTERS?!

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Just some guy.

*:
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

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Robot Chris: It’s apparently been October since June.

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Tacticslion wrote:

Crossposted in AMA threads: it's a Paizopaloozaganza!

Cosmo.

Cooooooossssssmmmmmmmooooooo.

Clearly you are to blame for this*.

Super-serious series of questions*:

* Nnnnnnope.

If you could have 1d4 different super-powers, what would they be and why?
(Assume corollary powers required to make a given power work are part of it; i.e. Since you'd need super tensile strength/durability to, you know, not-die when you made use of your super-strength power, you get them both when you say "super strength" as a singular option.)
Why?

If, instead, you could be a gestalt of 1d2+1 super heroes, who would you gestalt to be yourself? Why? Which comic universe would you run around in? Would you prefer to be in that one, or this one?

On the other hand: BAM! You just gained 3d6+2 levels in a Pathfinder class (or classes)! Which class(es) do you pick, and why? Incidentally, if you could spontaneously switch races, would you? And if so, to which?

Similarly, you won the super-lottery, and gained mythic tiers! 3d3+1 of 'em! (And you gain class levels to match; please feel free to change your previous answer if this does so for some reason.) What path do you take? (Alternate option: substitute a single tier for a simple mythic template.)

Yet another query: you monster. Specifically, you [dice=CR]d30 (or less) monster! Which are you?! ... and would this have been your first choice? If not, which would be?

But the wheels of fate-time have spun again, and your everything has been transposed into that of someone else! You've just become a prepublished NPC from an official source! Which prepublished NPC is it?

What campaign setting do you run around in? Why?

As a final thing: blend any and/or all of the above questions into a single ginormous question: an optional blend of a prepublished NPC, monster, and some superheroes all walk into a bar... and out comes you, as a gestalt of those guys, the race you choose, some...

Yes.

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

*Hands JK some tiger salve*

Very hot muscle salve, works well.

I prefer Tiger Balm.

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Ashley: In mother paizo, pokénut eats you!

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Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo for sciatica. Apparently what happens in (the) vagus (nerve) doesn't stay in (the) vagus (nerve).

Very clever.

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Set wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that the above post has gotten three favorites....I didn't think it was that awesome.

We were just amused by the thought of *how* exactly Cosmo put you to sleep. Was it the classic 'chloroform handkerchief' trick? Long-distance mind control through the Paizo forums? Some sort of tonic immobility*?

*Not to be confused with the immobility that comes from drinking too much (gin &) tonic.

I blame Cosmo for the amount of time I just spent watching shark videos for, ah, research purposes, yeah, that was it...

Nap time!

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Thomas Seitz wrote:
Leg o' Lamb wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:
Axial wrote:

Wait a minute...

If Paris is inside of Carcosa...

** spoiler omitted **.

If true, I know who I'd blame for it.
The answer is Cosmo. All other opinions are invalid as there is only one true Trickster God and his name is Cosmo.
No I'm pretty sure Cosmo is blameless in this instance, rare that might be.

Yeah... let's go with that. I'm sure it'll turn out just fine.

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Ashley: Hmm, I would be willing to trade off bits of my future for cupcakes.
Ashley: ...depending on the cupcake, of course.

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Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.

Needs more pugwampis.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.

*takes notes...*

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Christopher: Is Robot around?
Sara Marie: I think she's tooling around in her office

...some time later...

Robot Chris: Yes, I heard I was summoned?

Ashley: SUMMON BOURBON NEXT CHRISTOPHER

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Rysky wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo, why must you be so cruel?
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
Hmmm, that or your nebbish towards the delicious burn of spiciness.

Why not both?

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Ashley: ooba-muncha, ooba, ooba, ooba-muncha.

Ashley: I can't stop this feelin,
Ashley: deep inside my stomach,
Ashley: burrito you just don't realize,
Ashley: what you do me.

Ashley: I-I-I-I-I'M, HOOKED ON A BURRITO!

Ashley: (you know you all wanted that song stuck in your head, you're welcome)

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

YAY! Pugwampi involvement has been CONFIRMED!

>:D

PSSSST! AWAY, YOU! NO SPOILERS!

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
You obviously need more and better experiences with dim sum.
You mean the food isn't always cold and slimy?

Some of it is HOT and slimy!

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Katina: Well, you know what they say. You dim sum, you lose sum.

This speaks to me, given my one experience with dim sum.

You obviously need more and better experiences with dim sum.

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johnnythexxxiv wrote:
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME COSMO?!?!

...nothing

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Rub-Eta wrote:
xNeC wrote:
And, of course, I don't want to tell my GM about all of my plans before game starts, otherwise he would be able to adapt to it :P
Quick tip: Never do this. A good DM won't try to counter you anyway. A bad DM will over-react even more if they're taken like this by surprise.

To build on this a little bit... Pathfinder is the most fun when the players and the GM are playing the game with each other, rather than against one another. Of course the GM will be setting the stage for your game and will provide the challenges, but the game works best when they are trying to provide a fun challenge, not just "win". The GM will play the antagonist, but they should never BE the antagonist.

You should be working with your GM to create your character, and they should be looking to make sure that your character is the best fit for the story and the story is the best fit for your character.

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: a cosmo is never late, nor is he early

katina: he arrives precisely when it’s funniest
His interpretation of funny, just a heads up.

You say this as if there is any other..?

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sara marie: we ain't ready for explosions yet...

Liz: I HAVE ALL THE MATCHES
Liz: something something earth shattering kaboom

Tonya: But...explosions...fire....burn!!!!

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Arikiel wrote:
For the "local eats" part is there anything you would recommend for vegan noms?

The aforementioned Thai place across the street from the hotel has some excellent vegetarian options, I am told.

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Robot Chris: ...PROMOTIONAL POPE POGS?!

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ulgulanoth wrote:
"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

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sara marie: OH GOD IM THE TARGET AUDIENCE
AND I WANT TO SEE IT

Ashley: yeeees. let the marketing flow through you.

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Rysky wrote:
I will buy you that damn drink.

This, I favor.

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Rysky wrote:

I Also Blame Him because this means I won't get to go to Paizocon this year.

I can't go to Dragoncon so this was supposed to the year I would be able to go. Don't know when, if ever, I'll get another chance.

I cannot favorite this because it means you will not have the opportunity to buy me a drink.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


Cosmo 9,167
Sara Marie 8,285
Clearly I have my work cut out for me.

...you do.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


Cosmo 9,167
Sara Marie 8,285
Clearly I have my work cut out for me.

Clearly.

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Robot Chris: Ah yes... the sick, sick burn of plastic

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Katina: I stand by my favorite.
Katina: unless you edited it to say like “whoever favorites this post is terrible and stinky”
Katina: in which case I may unfavorite it
Katina: Because I can’t have the world knowing how stinky I am

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Katina: I think we’ve collectively reached a pretty good level of delirium.

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I blame Cosmo for how comfortable my new couch is, I am having trouble getting stuff done it is so relaxing.

I saw something about furniture like this once...

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Robot Chris: sparkly welcome hates!

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captain yesterday wrote:
Cosmo deserves no blame for me closing my thread, it was entirely by my own whim. :-)

ಠ_ಠ

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DragoDorn wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I can not stand Lovecraft's works.
I blame Cosmo for this. Why would you curse your own High Priest this way Cosmo?

Who better to curse?

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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for...nothing at the moment. I'm pretty cool right now.

No favorite for you.

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the state of human society.
Might as well blame Cosmo for the existence of Humanity altogether.

I'm ok with that.

Unrelated:
Every time I read your avatar name, I cannot decide whether "Nutcase Entertainment" refers to a nutcase who entertains, or something that entertains nutcases.

Regardless... I am entertained.

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Wes: You're a bad person.
Liz: I am. I encourage bad decisions.
Wes: You should feel bad.
Liz: I don't.

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
3) I blame Cosmo again for feeling bad if i kill a PC.

...

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Robot: all roads lead to cheese

...

Tanis: “All Roads Lead to Cheese” is the new title of my memoirs.

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Lilith wrote:
I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win.

..and my Fenrir* game was on point, too.

*:
Because of course I play the Destroyer of Everything. Why choose the lesser of two evils?

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Ashley: I think I intimidated Will with how on fleek my sanrio swagger is today.

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.
Screen name checks out.

I mean I keep making then closing accounts here.

I am a Tsundere for Paizo.

So... you've been Tsunderestruck! [/Brian Johnson]

I blame Cosmo for that.

Just had add a bit more mashup.

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