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Sales Imp. Pathfinder Society Member. 8,898 posts (9,056 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 6 aliases.


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Robot Chris: IT’S ALL JOINTS WITH YOU PEOPLE

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Removed a post and the replies and references to it. If you have an opinion to relate on this subject, positive or negative, please refrain from epithets and/or name calling. If you see a problematic post, flag it and move on. Do not acknowledge or reply.

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Katina: ...on second thought, this plan and my will power are both awful.

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Jason Bulmahn wrote:
magnuskn wrote:
Jason Bulmahn wrote:

Jason Bulmahn

Ezren on WoW
Borean Tundra
Well, you have the good sense to play a Mage, it seems. :p

That I do. I have also just put in a name change for the guild. The new name is...

<insert drum roll here>

Warlords of Paizo

It should go through within the next day, at which point, I will start a new recruitment thread.

Jason Bulmahn
Lead Designer
Paizo Inc.

You told me you were going to use my suggestion:

Henchmonsters of Cosmo

:(

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Ashley: (PS we threw the baby back)

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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Once again, I have been gifted with more semi-stale peppermint candy canes, which I started munching on today between voting and tinkering on new Wayfinder beasties. I blame Cosmo for the inevitable stomachache that is sure to follow.
Weirdest. Suicidal. Tendency. Ever.

No, THIS is the weirdest Suicidal Tendency ever.

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Tels wrote:

Unless Cosmo owns and runs Cards Against Humanity, there is someone out there more devious than him.

I blame Cosmo for Cosmo not being so devious as to get 30,000 people to buy boxes of literal bull s~&#.

I'd just like to point out that this is not devious at all: they were very straightforward about what they were selling. It is, in fact, the opposite of devious.

Deviousness is selling people poop at a premium price and having them thank you for the opportunity.

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Readerbreeder wrote:

It's going to be some freaky, horror-show Cthulhoid amalgam.

'Cause it's Cosmo. And with Cosmo, you always choose the Elder of two Evils.

:D

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Christopher: Nothing makes bad decisions more exciting than MOAR SPEED!

Gary: hey that's how i got into this problem in the first place!

Gary: knew i shouldn't buy pick-me-ups at truckstops

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John Kretzer wrote:
It has been 9 days since Cosmo has visited this thread...what nefarious schemes is he up to?

You'll see soon enough.

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Tanis: ‘cause me and the internet grew up together

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
sharaya: can we get one of those for the office?
Actually, considering the people around the office *cough* Cosmo *cough*, I thought is more likely that you'd have one of these around the office...

...needs more clown makeup.

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Jiggy wrote:

...I hope you read the paperwork reeeaaallly carefully.

Anyway, congrats!

:)

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
... yesterday only hit a high afternoon temperature in the mid 60s F, it was pretty windy, and it got down into the low 50s F/upper 40s F overnight... outdoor exposure to cold weather isn't a good idea...

...heh. Florida.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Schadenfreudiferousness

...quoting so I can favorite this word a second time.

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Congratcz!!!

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for my cat waking me up to be fed at this ungodly hour.
*ahem*

Automatic water and pellet dispensers seem like a good idea... until one cat figures out how the water feeder works and tricks it into dispensing a quart of water on the floor. Or the cat knocks the pellet dispenser over and pushes it all over the kitchen floor, then her obese sister sits on it until the container cracks. Then they both whine until the Maine Coon, the evil genius/natural safecracker, figures out how to work the lid off. Then the two less bright sisters gorge themselves eating, and then harf it all back up 5 minutes later. The sisters then decide they need reassurance and head to the bedroom where they are stymied by the closed door. They slide paws underneath the door searching for the sproingy door stop, thumping around until they remember I removed and threw away all the sproingy door stops because I stop being amused by the sproingy-thumpy morning song of their people. High-strung sister starts wailing and scritching at the door, while her obese sister loudly head butts it. At this point, I generally surrender, and shamble into the kitchen to straighten the mess, mop up the water, and clean up the barely-chewed barf. Normally the Maine Coon has now decided to repeatedly push the lever down on the cabinet can opener, goes back to attempting to pry open the refrigerator door (and succeeding if I forgot to reengage the baby latch), or is now attempting to pry open the baby-latched cabinet where the canned tuna and canned refried beans are kept. (The vet and I do not understand why she likes eating vegan refried beans.)

I'm blame Cosmo for not knowing this happens... unless of course, he does and is just attempting to set you up to be filmed for a winning entry on America's Funniest Home Videos.

*sigh*

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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for my cat waking me up to be fed at this ungodly hour.

*ahem*

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I assume that everyone reads my posts in the the voice of Ke$ha.

*:
Go on... click the link... you know you want to...

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In order to make sure that there is plenty of madness and feverdreams in the world today, everyone should be aware that NYTimes is streaming the new Primus album here in it's entirety. This album is a complete cover of the 1971 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

The Candyman can.

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Cismo?

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Post Monster: one donut to rule them all and in the darkness bind them http://33.media.tumblr.com/989b254dc2a05d9d05dc323b72a9beaf/tumblr_nbaq6ywy kO1r9no7zo1_500.jpg
Lissa: You offer this to me, freely?

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Ashley: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T FRY THAT? IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON DAMMIT AND I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF 'MURICA!

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Oladon wrote:

Hey, quit with the blaming me! I have an alibi!

Just own it, man!

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This Skrillex video is totally a halfling summoner with the childlike trait and her eidolon.

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Also, I'm not "new".

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that that the previously mentioned cat has me too well trained. She came over around 10AMish, stood up on her hind legs, waved/reached a front paw at me, and did her best "Mew?" begging to be picked up. Without thinking, I started to bend over to do so... ARRRRRRRGH!

She is now napping contentedly under the azalea bush, likely dreaming of further Evil.

I gotta say... I kinda love this cat. :)

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Liz Courts wrote:
bugleyman wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
My empire expands.
You frighten me. ;)
When the revolution comes, our Benevolent Dictator will remember those who have trespassed against her empire.

Uh oh.

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[REDACTED 1]: Her apotheosis into HK-47 grows ever closer.
[REDACTED 1]: All because of you
[REDACTED 1]: and ice cream theft

[REDACTED 2]: I accept this responsibility

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Me: ...overheard thread?
[REDACTED]: as long as you redact my name
[REDACTED]: i don't care

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Robot Chris: WOW THAT’S SOME EFFORT
Robot Chris: I APPRECIATE THIS

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Did we get up to enough hijinks at Gen Con, ya think?

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Sharaya: Ok. Now that that nightmare fuel is over...

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

Yeah that would be Barry. He's new. *shrugs*

I blame Cosmo for hiring gremlins without staying power!

Speaking of hiring minions...

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RobotChris: what have I even done today?
RobotChris: whelp, best not dwell on it if I’m too tired to remember

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Ravingdork wrote:
Everything is Overpowered!

...you misspelled AWESOME.

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Fun fact: Orlando Bloom and I were born* on the same day.

*:
"born"

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Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for those people that just make me want to beat their face in.

:)

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RobotChris: I have 60 days until the transformation is complete
RobotChris: or at least until I am expected to be all legs

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Liz: I CAN DO THIS
Liz: WHERE ARE MY HOURS IN THE DAY
Liz: I NEED A TARDIS

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Steve Geddes wrote:
The things he can't do with tassels arent worth doing.

I hold this truth to be self-evident!

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Gary Teter wrote:
Not the Breadmaster. I just loaf around.

Spoiler:
Everyone who clicks on that link needs to make a SAN check.
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RobotChris: yes these are a thing
katina: WHAT
katina: are you a witch?
RobotChris: yes
katina: Oh.
katina: Well, that makes sense.

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Katina: ...and then I look down and see an empty fruit cup, and cantaloupe blood all over my hands.

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RobotChris: [redacted]
Christopher: Phrasing?
RobotChris: you guys keep saying that, and I keep not understanding, so sure

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Gruumash . wrote:

Are you more sexy with the lower or higher numbers?

Are numbers sexy?

Lower numbers seem to coincide with less common letters, so this seems to be a (mostly arbitrary) measure of the commonality of a person's name. I'm going to take a stab here and guess that less common = more sexy, so a lower number may be sexier, I guess?

Anyway... 307.

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Gary: Google that and join the watchlist.

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No, no... Go right ahead. I'm sure it'll turn out just fine...

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Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for chainmail bikinis.

Warning! Mildly NSFW!

Mildly?! Those are VERY not safe for work!

It provides no protection whatsoever, pinches, rusts... OSHA would have a field day if that saw a workforce trying to work in uniforms like that!

Silly things.

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Ashley: Tried it, was too weird.

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