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Scarab Sages

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Feros wrote:
I wonder if the rest of the office staff would organize some form of danegeld to keep Jason and his raiders at bay.

That would be unwise.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Virginia: I flushed it. I flushed the baby down the sink.

Sam: Well now we have a marimo in our sink! That's where it lives now.

Virginia: Probably in the sewers...

Katina: Oh! Is it a Teenage Mutant Ninja Marimo? Did you feed it pizza?

Virginia: No I didn't feed it pizza! Soggy pizza. Wet pizza. You did this.

Katina: Well, if it fights crime...

Grand Lodge

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Stay safe, all of you!

We've also got a winter storm brewing here in Minnesota, but that's normal for us. Sending you a care package of hot chocolate and shovels!

Hmm


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Be well! A 6-8 inch (15-20 cm) snowfall is nothing to sneeze at, even by Canadian standards! My advice? Take care and buckle down to binge watch something cool with your favorite snack food!


And, if you do have to go out, dress in layers with as little exposed skin as possible. Windchill and frostbite aren't things to laugh off.


Snow'plosions for everyone in Canada and the USA.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Mark M: You all sound like you're having way too much fun.

Virginia: No no, it's just distress laughter.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Lacy: It's fine, joe just fragmented outside of the river of time. he's on his way back atm

Paizo Employee Developer

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Amanda: Aww, he's a goof dragon.

John: He did not live for 1,200 years just to be called a "goof dragon!"

Accountant

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Cosmo: I am an excellent cuddler. I am very giving and thoughtful in my cuddles.


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Chris Caldwell wrote:
Cosmo: I am an excellent cuddler. I am very giving and thoughtful in my cuddles.

{nods} Supernatural abilities delivered via touch attacks bypass worn armor.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Sam: I'd argue is a Roleplaying right of passage to be eaten by something and gruesomely escape.


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Sara Marie wrote:
Sam: I'd argue is a Roleplaying right of passage to be eaten by something and gruesomely escape.

*Older warrior nods to amazed younger protege while sitting amongst the eviscerated remains of a massive purple worm that he has taken apart from the inside*

"I had to get my sword back."


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Sam: I'd argue is a Roleplaying right of passage to be eaten by something and gruesomely escape.

Worst. Corporate team building exercise. Ever.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Dan: Did you... .did you just "well actually" desert ambiance music????

Katina: if they had a well actually, it wouldn't be such a dry desert

Silver Crusade

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Dangit Katina

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Ow... OWWWWWWWWWWW...


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Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaah....

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Sam: For some reason the second day after playing volleyball my abs always hurt.

Diego: Sam. You're supposed to hit the ball with your hands and wrists, not your gut.

Katina: Don't tell her how to play volleyball!

Diego: I apologize. I shouldn't have mansplained volleyball.

Virginia: Diego. Every play style is valid!

Katina: You should work out any volleyball house rules with your GM so everyone has fun.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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cosmo: Disappearing Tentacled Water Kitty

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cosmo: Disappearing Tentacled Water Kitty

Confirmed for 2E!

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Erik Keith: "'AAAAWWWWWWGGGHHH! WAH WAH AAAAUUUUWWAAAGGGHHH!' - Erik Keith, 2019."

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Erik is Waluigi confirmed


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Erik Keith: "'AAAAWWWWWWGGGHHH! WAH WAH AAAAUUUUWWAAAGGGHHH!' - Erik Keith, 2019."

That's the best transcription of the guitar solo for 'Comfortably Numb' I've ever seen.

Grand Lodge

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Happy Easter and Passover to our Paizo friends!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Unidentified member of the editing team: Raccoon hands are really cute!

Lyz: You know, raccoon hands are surprisingly human-like...


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Virginia J. wrote:

Unidentified member of the editing team: Raccoon hands are really cute!

Lyz: You know, raccoon hands are surprisingly human-like...

Interesting Fact: When raiding a grape vineyard, raccoons take a grape between their index finger and thumb and twist the berry off the pedicel. This is how you can recognize raccoon damage from other foragers: birds and squirrels leave torn bits of grape skin; raccoons leave clean stems.

The cute, little, marauding thieves...

:p


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Virginia J. wrote:
Lyz: You know, raccoon hands are surprisingly human-like...

No amount of raccoon hands will satisfy a tummy making the rumblies though.


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What did you do?!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Sam: Virginia longs for that sweet morgue feeling.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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gary: there is a fix these orders button near the top of the page
gary: I forget what it does
...
gary: ohhohoho that's what it does
...
gary: wow this thing is like one of those dual-bladed light sabers

me: The coders devved to deep.
me: You know what they awoke in the darkness of [our internal software].

whitney: Shadow… and knives !

gary: seriously, this order mangler page is [our internal software]'s balrog

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Mixing SW and LotR references? Any Ghostbuster can tell you: Don't cross the streams!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Lu: Adrian taught me how to dab
i haven't perfected it yet

Robot Chris: it’s not really something you learn, dabbing is what you feel inside

Adrian: i feel nothing, yet I dab

Robot Chris: maybe that’s the trick

Adrian: dab the tears away

Paizo Employee Official Tech Team Response

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Katina: Yeah i made the parent live but the child is still spinning


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Katina's new job description apparently includes exercising the power of life and death.

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I'm imagining a creepy horror movie child just spinning in circles, looking at you with soulless eyes and a wide smile

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Virginia J.: THIS IS HORRIFYING
Virginia J.: I LOVE IT

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Cosmo wrote:

Virginia J.: THIS IS HORRIFYING

Virginia J.: I LOVE IT

Katina done went and did the office a redecoration.

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With spinning children


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Cosmo wrote:

Virginia J.: THIS IS HORRIFYING

Virginia J.: I LOVE IT

Cosmo, stop putting words in Virginia's mouth!

Paizo Employee Webstore Coordinator

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Gabe: I plan to 3D print a miniature of me every night and then shatter it with a hammer in the morning.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Katina: If you can’t handle me at my glaring and snarling, you don’t deserve me at my wailing and sobbing.

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Paizo Employee Designer

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So you’re going for pizza... or smoothies.

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Leo seems to be malfunctioning


Leo either has a cat or a ferret at his desk.


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Hmm....who is Leo?

Paizo Employee Editor

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Steve Geddes wrote:
Hmm....who is Leo?

An enigma wrapped in a mystery.


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Doh! I feel stupid now. :/
I knew that!

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