Joboo listened to Reta's explanation and thought he head was going to split open from the inside. The yelling reminded him of his big, plump sister Blumpky, who was much persued by the males in his trible because of her plumpness. But at mention of a meal, Joboo forgot about his old life and quickly started munching on the raw flesh of the tentacle monster.
Mmm, mmm, mm...dis goody goody. Best eat raw.
Velag says, "S'posed to cut off grabby-part, then salt and cook. Me know, me eat cookbook once."
Bucko heats up his cauldron of brewing to a nice hot hot, he them adds a little oil to quick pan sear the peices of grabby.....
She points.
"Num num num, chewy salty!"
Joboo slurped down his meal and then felt a little uneasy as his swollen belly started gurgling...uh oh!...uh...be right back! The little goblin ran and found a dark corner. He didnt waste any time shucking his drawers and squatting to relieve the pressure...ew! stinky stinky. Reta be proud, maybe mesa should show her... He pulled his britches up and ran back the others.
Okie dokie. Mesa all ready to go and get sharp swords for lady.
He went back to the door he had been trying to look through before they'd been rudely interrupted by the monster.
Bucko casts detect magic on the door...
"Wait sees if door has magicses."
Mesa go have looks sees
Joboo creaps down the hallway as silent as that time he snuck up on his unsuspecting sibling.
Reta follows in behind Joboo.
Bucko folds his arms across his chest....
"Stupids humans builds tings thinks so smart."
Velag says, "You unmake, Stinky?"
Joboo watched the turbines (not that he knew what they were called) spin and was hypnotized for a second until Velag's question came through. He shrugged and voiced a Maybe. He dug around in his satchel and brought out his trusty crowbar...this do the tricks lots of times... He approached the deadly looking blades and jammed it in the works at the center of the blades.
Joboo gritted his sharp teeth when his trusty crowbar got yanked out of his hand and tried to snatch it out of the air without getting cut by the turbine.
"Too bad weses not runs tentacly grabby through this save times cut into bite size peices."
Bored with the fans, Reta peers down the hall. She moves down the hallway and checks it to make sure it doesn't turn into a monster before opening it.
She looks curiously at the door. She motions for one of them to go on.
"Youses wants open door, thinks we finders all good stuff already, we should leaves stupid human cave."
Velag shrugs, "Supposed to get sword so get snazzies from woman. Not *my* sword, though."
Only other way is past big bear thing.
Joboo scratched his head and wondered why the door was wet but not leaking water from underneath of it. He crept close and put his pointed ear against the door.
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Bucko sticks his ear against Joboo's free ear.
Aid another action +2 to his result.
She scowls at the thought of the creature.
Velag draws his blades and readies himself for combat before saying, "First kill what here. Then we go kill bear-ox when get hungries again."
Hehehe...you said it!
Joboo used his katana to cut the ropes holding the door and took an involuntary few steps backwards...just in case nother bear-owl come runnin...
Reta mimics Velag and draws out her slicers. "OKAY. RETA MUCH MORE READYIER FOR 'NOTHER SQUISHY GRABBY MONSTER." She tells them in her 'quiet' voice.
Bucko chews on a few last peices of tentacle, still warm....
"Tasteses better fresher."
Reta looks up toward the ceiling and looks around. She peers inside to see if anything resides besides the glow.
...girly gobbos always be hearing voices in head...hohoho! mesa says glow is shinies and wesa wants more shinies yah?..Reta just scared like all girls...hahaha
Joboo silently crept into the room determined to prove there was only shinies but wary of any zappy monsters.
Bucko casts detect magic....
"What voice in heads say?"
Perception
Spellcraft
Stealth
Shhh! Bees real quiet like you guys. I hear gobbos chanting...
Joboo would point out the two demonic doorways and shrug his thin set shoulders.
...uh...yousa guys too scared to move?
Joboo scratched his head and shrugged his shoulders again...thesa fellas...oh and girly girl are too scaredy cat pants... before creeping closer to the jungle vista door.