Bucko Rackingclaw |
Bucko activates his tongue hex in order to speak to the minotaurs in their own language....
Turning to M8 and M9 he begins speaking.....
Casting Enthrall upon them.
"We be smalles an now hases lotses foodses. so if you are willing to hear me out maybe you could go on a trip with us an tha captian o tha ship, as long as you agree not to leaves man-cow piles all over tha shipses, you hangses yer asses overs tha side o tha ship, maybe tha captian flieses low an you can aimses at humanses....."
Bucko continues to talk hoping to engage the minotaurs in an enchantment.
GM Goblin King |
LOL! Bucko sure has a way with words.
Bucko:
9 says I'm not really in the mooooood for a long journey.
GM Goblin King |
Goblins. *sigh*
You don't see Jinxy.
The Cap'n drinks a potion, and looks a little healthier.
Reta!
Reta Bigbad |
As the minotaur in front of her falls, she turns to the one standing next to it and grins wickedly. She narrows her eyes at her dogslicers briefly, before she goes into a frenzy.
TWF + Piranha Strike + Twin Attack(SA)
Attack #1, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16
Attack #1, Off-hand +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17
Attack #2, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15
Attack #2, Off-hand +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16
AC 24.
This looks like it's gonna be a short lived pbp. Way too many misses. Four hits out of 16 attempts ain't gonna get it done, that's for sure.
GM Goblin King |
Why do you say that? You just killed it. 3 hits @ AC 18.
Reta's good, and also quite amusing. The elves in the game I mentioned before are still getting their butts kicked, and it's just bad rolls. We roll bad, the GM rolls good. Next time, we might get some crits and trash the baddies right away.
I've rolled pretty bad for most of this encounter, if it's any consolation.
GM Goblin King |
18! Dang. Here I'm thinking I need at least a minimum of 20. Whew! And it's definitely a consolation. I'll take it. :) Especially since Reta's getting the smack beat out of her. I'd hate to see what would've happen to her if you were rolling good! :P
That would have been ugly! The Cap'n was way down, but you'll have to wait for the spell to end before anyone knows anything. All enemies are either dead, or talking poop with Bucko.
Welcome to Goblins 2...LOL
GM Goblin King |
Velag starts round 6. You can't see past the sleet, so there's not really any targets you need to fight. You could do some healing, etc.
Reta Bigbad |
Reta does, that's for sure. My bad. I thought we were still in rounds. That's why I haven't posted.
Seeing how there are no current threats at the moment, Reta digs in her pack and pulls out a healing vial. "RETA GET HURT BY BULL PEOPLE. NOW RETA HAS TO TAKE YUCKY MEDICINE." She cringes as she drinks it down. "BLAH!" She then proceeds to drink a few more while there's time.
Will roll for the next 4 rounds.
Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
GM Goblin King |
There are a couple goblins here who can heal you quite a bit. Before you burn all that cash, maybe they will step up.
You guys do need a fighter, right?
GM Goblin King |
What happened to our casters? Bucko can heal you for free, and you have 4 rounds before the sleet storm ends. They've got wands, too.
Nothing's come out of there, so far.
Velag Wordeater |
Velag slides one of his swords away and pulls out a picture-sheet, "Here. This make better.... But has to let me touches you." Velag reaches over and pinches Reta's bottom.
Cure Moderate Wounds (Scroll): 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (7, 1) + 3 = 11
"See, that not so bad. Want me do again?"
Bucko Rackingclaw |
Bucko hears Reta asking for assistance, he flies down and puts his healing hex upon her, while groping for good measure.
"That stupids picture thing, this hands on an tingly!"
Healing hex
2d8 + 7 ⇒ (5, 3) + 7 = 15
Stix Gibber |
"Oi! There be one on da flo! Aye's gonna shoots it!"
Stix Unleashes a volley at the prone Minotaur.
Attack 1/w Manyshot:1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 16 - 4 = 15 For:2d6 + 24 ⇒ (2, 6) + 24 = 32
Attack 2:1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 16 - 4 = 15 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Attack 3:1d20 + 11 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 11 - 4 = 17 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16
Velag Wordeater |
As the storm fades, Velag shouts, "More cowcutting! That almost as much fun as healing Reta!", but then notices the lack of certain important things he was planning to kill.
Hmm... Me not like that. Wonder if them think them smarter than Velag?
With a thought, he calls upon the Grey Master's trickery-ness and produces a perfect copy of himself, and then both of them cast See Invisible.
GM Goblin King |
The cap'n looks mighty hurt. He casts magic missile at the beast, doing decent damage, then nods at Reta.
Finish it. We've got treasure to move, fast.
Reta can't reach it with a standard move, but she can full attack next round with a 5'.
GM Goblin King |
The minotaur flails about, trying to get up and attack Reta. It gets up, but can't connect with the dodgy goblin, almost falling again as it swings wildly.
Velag sees no invisible anything. Jinxy must have gotten out somehow. His turn.
Stix Gibber |
oh, how come no one else attacked it?
Whatever. I try again.
Attack 1 w/Manyshot:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24 For:2d6 + 24 ⇒ (4, 4) + 24 = 32
Attack 2:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Attack 3:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
GM Goblin King |
It dies.
They were maneuvering to full attack it next round, but you beat them to the punch.
The Cap'n turns to Bucko. Do you think your big friends there would help us carry out this loot? Looks like Jinxy's gonna pay me after all.
Most of the paintings are toast, but there are statues and other treasures that would fetch a nice price.
Velag Wordeater |
Velag says, (Goblin), "Him ask Bucko to make cows we not kill yet carry stuffs to ship. Then we kill themses there. It always best when meat walks to cook-place on their own."
GM Goblin King |
Stix isn't familiar with heroic flanking protocol, and shrugs at Reta's anger. Most people like it when he kills things.
It looks like Jinxy got away with a few items, but there's plenty of pretty laying about. Between all of you and Bucko's bovine buddies, you can haul it all back to the ship. The orcs and such give the minotaurs a wide berth, and you find your leftenants and Z are busy guarding your vessel.
A gang of curious orcs were milling about, perhaps plotting mischief, but they scatter when they see you. The loot gets loaded quickly, and you're ready to roll.
I suppose you all would like some magic items, now? the big fellow says. Next stop, Kaer Maga!
Stix Gibber |
Reta yells in Stix face, he rolls his eyes. "Ya wants ta kill stuff den ya needs ta quit playin round an git on it. Cause if y'all don't kill it, Imma gonna kill it. Ain't dat right Mcgibbans?"
Mcgibbans:"Ribbit"
Stix nods. "Dat right. So quit yer belly achin an step up yer game." He stix his tongue out at Reta. Mcgibbans does too.