Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing! (Inactive)

Game Master Dave Young 992

Most adventurers consider goblins to be nothing more than little pests. These goblins are different. They're big pests!


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King of Goblins *MAP*

The blind becomes the dead. M2 is the only thing in the room you can see. The ones at the door aren't smiling anymore.

MAP


King of Goblins *MAP*

I left the sleet storm area as it was, but for you guys, it's just a sleet storm. You see nothing in there for 6 more rounds.

Round 5

Velag 27
Stix 25
Orc 1- 21
Bucko 16
Jinxy 13
Cap'n 10
Reta 7
Minotaurs 6

MAP

Bucko's up.


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

Bucko activates his tongue hex in order to speak to the minotaurs in their own language....

Turning to M8 and M9 he begins speaking.....

Casting Enthrall upon them.

"We be smalles an now hases lotses foodses. so if you are willing to hear me out maybe you could go on a trip with us an tha captian o tha ship, as long as you agree not to leaves man-cow piles all over tha shipses, you hangses yer asses overs tha side o tha ship, maybe tha captian flieses low an you can aimses at humanses....."

Bucko continues to talk hoping to engage the minotaurs in an enchantment.


King of Goblins *MAP*

LOL! Bucko sure has a way with words.

Bucko:

Spoiler:
Both failed their saves. They listen indifferently. 8 says I'll have to ruminate on that idea. Let me chew it over.

9 says I'm not really in the mooooood for a long journey.


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

Continues to weave the spell

"Oh we could has shortests journey, flieses over orcs here an moo-poo on ugly faces, we be good freindses an youses makes choices fer selveses....."


King of Goblins *MAP*

Goblins. *sigh*

You don't see Jinxy.

The Cap'n drinks a potion, and looks a little healthier.

Reta!


Female Goblin

As the minotaur in front of her falls, she turns to the one standing next to it and grins wickedly. She narrows her eyes at her dogslicers briefly, before she goes into a frenzy.

TWF + Piranha Strike + Twin Attack(SA)
Attack #1, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

Attack #1, Off-hand +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

Attack #2, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15

Attack #2, Off-hand +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

AC 24.

This looks like it's gonna be a short lived pbp. Way too many misses. Four hits out of 16 attempts ain't gonna get it done, that's for sure.


King of Goblins *MAP*

Why do you say that? You just killed it. 3 hits @ AC 18.

Reta's good, and also quite amusing. The elves in the game I mentioned before are still getting their butts kicked, and it's just bad rolls. We roll bad, the GM rolls good. Next time, we might get some crits and trash the baddies right away.

I've rolled pretty bad for most of this encounter, if it's any consolation.


King of Goblins *MAP*

The remaining minotaurs do not appear. The ones Bucko enthralled are still chewing the cud.

Back to Velag.

Round 6

Velag 27
Stix 25
Orc 1- 21
Bucko 16
Jinxy 13
Cap'n 10
Reta 7
Minotaurs 6

MAP


Female Goblin

18! Dang. Here I'm thinking I need at least a minimum of 20. Whew! And it's definitely a consolation. I'll take it. :) Especially since Reta's getting the smack beat out of her. I'd hate to see what would've happen to her if you were rolling good! :P


King of Goblins *MAP*
Reta Bigbad wrote:
18! Dang. Here I'm thinking I need at least a minimum of 20. Whew! And it's definitely a consolation. I'll take it. :) Especially since Reta's getting the smack beat out of her. I'd hate to see what would've happen to her if you were rolling good! :P

That would have been ugly! The Cap'n was way down, but you'll have to wait for the spell to end before anyone knows anything. All enemies are either dead, or talking poop with Bucko.

Welcome to Goblins 2...LOL


King of Goblins *MAP*

Velag starts round 6. You can't see past the sleet, so there's not really any targets you need to fight. You could do some healing, etc.


Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Stats:
AC: 22/T:17/F:16 - Percept: +14 - Init: +9 - CMB: +7 CMD: 23 - Fort: +8, Ref: +9, Wil: +10 (+12 vs. charm/compulsion) - Speed: 30

Velag asks (in Goblin), "Bucko make snow go 'way while Velag and Reta grind up his new cow friends?", and walks toward the chatty cows.


King of Goblins *MAP*

No, he can't.


Male Goblin Fighter (Archer) Level 8

"I wanna stick it to em....pweaze"


King of Goblins *MAP*

No one wants to heal up? It'll take 4 rounds before the spell expires.


Female Goblin

Reta does, that's for sure. My bad. I thought we were still in rounds. That's why I haven't posted.

Seeing how there are no current threats at the moment, Reta digs in her pack and pulls out a healing vial. "RETA GET HURT BY BULL PEOPLE. NOW RETA HAS TO TAKE YUCKY MEDICINE." She cringes as she drinks it down. "BLAH!" She then proceeds to drink a few more while there's time.

Healing:

Will roll for the next 4 rounds.

Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Potion of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


King of Goblins *MAP*

There are a couple goblins here who can heal you quite a bit. Before you burn all that cash, maybe they will step up.

You guys do need a fighter, right?


Female Goblin

That sounds much better than burning potions. Even though I rolled pretty well, I'm still down 50. :P


King of Goblins *MAP*

What happened to our casters? Bucko can heal you for free, and you have 4 rounds before the sleet storm ends. They've got wands, too.

Nothing's come out of there, so far.


Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Stats:
AC: 22/T:17/F:16 - Percept: +14 - Init: +9 - CMB: +7 CMD: 23 - Fort: +8, Ref: +9, Wil: +10 (+12 vs. charm/compulsion) - Speed: 30

Velag slides one of his swords away and pulls out a picture-sheet, "Here. This make better.... But has to let me touches you." Velag reaches over and pinches Reta's bottom.

Cure Moderate Wounds (Scroll): 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (7, 1) + 3 = 11

"See, that not so bad. Want me do again?"


Female Goblin

LOL!

Reta jumps and turns angry eyes toward Velag, until she realizes some of her wounds have closed. "Reta like that." She giggles. "RETA THINKS THAT BETTER THAN HAVIN' TO DRINK YUCKY MEDICINE. DO IT AGAIN." She sticks her rear end out as she waits for more healing.


King of Goblins *MAP*

Better than eating dirt...LOL


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

Bucko hears Reta asking for assistance, he flies down and puts his healing hex upon her, while groping for good measure.

"That stupids picture thing, this hands on an tingly!"

Healing hex
2d8 + 7 ⇒ (5, 3) + 7 = 15


Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Stats:
AC: 22/T:17/F:16 - Percept: +14 - Init: +9 - CMB: +7 CMD: 23 - Fort: +8, Ref: +9, Wil: +10 (+12 vs. charm/compulsion) - Speed: 30

Velag laughs, "Here go," and pinches Reta again.

Cure Moderate Wounds (Scroll): 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (5, 8) + 3 = 16


King of Goblins *MAP*

The storm ends. Jinxy and one of the minotaurs are nowhere to be seen. M4 is prone.

Round 10

Velag 27
Stix 25
Bucko 16
Cap'n 10
Reta 7
Minotaurs 6

MAP


Male Goblin Fighter (Archer) Level 8

"Oi! There be one on da flo! Aye's gonna shoots it!"
Stix Unleashes a volley at the prone Minotaur.
Attack 1/w Manyshot:1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 16 - 4 = 15 For:2d6 + 24 ⇒ (2, 6) + 24 = 32
Attack 2:1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 16 - 4 = 15 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Attack 3:1d20 + 11 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 11 - 4 = 17 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16


King of Goblins *MAP*

And... whiff. His arrows bounce off the minotaur's icy armor.


King of Goblins *MAP*

Bucko's turn.


Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Stats:
AC: 22/T:17/F:16 - Percept: +14 - Init: +9 - CMB: +7 CMD: 23 - Fort: +8, Ref: +9, Wil: +10 (+12 vs. charm/compulsion) - Speed: 30

As the storm fades, Velag shouts, "More cowcutting! That almost as much fun as healing Reta!", but then notices the lack of certain important things he was planning to kill.

Hmm... Me not like that. Wonder if them think them smarter than Velag?

With a thought, he calls upon the Grey Master's trickery-ness and produces a perfect copy of himself, and then both of them cast See Invisible.


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

Bucko continues to enthrall the two cow-men in the doorway.


Female Goblin

"OKAY, THAT'S 'NUFF! RETA FEEL BETTER. NOW WE KILL REST OF BULL PEOPLE." She turns her attention to the nearest minotaur, blades at the ready.


King of Goblins *MAP*

The cap'n looks mighty hurt. He casts magic missile at the beast, doing decent damage, then nods at Reta.

Finish it. We've got treasure to move, fast.

Reta can't reach it with a standard move, but she can full attack next round with a 5'.


Female Goblin

That's what I'll do then. Move close enough to where a 5' step gets me there. Will double move to I 38.

Reta grins maliciously at the go sign from the captain as she heads toward the beast.


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

Next time Reta gets a nice haste put on her.....


King of Goblins *MAP*

The minotaur flails about, trying to get up and attack Reta. It gets up, but can't connect with the dodgy goblin, almost falling again as it swings wildly.

Velag sees no invisible anything. Jinxy must have gotten out somehow. His turn.


Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Stats:
AC: 22/T:17/F:16 - Percept: +14 - Init: +9 - CMB: +7 CMD: 23 - Fort: +8, Ref: +9, Wil: +10 (+12 vs. charm/compulsion) - Speed: 30

Both Velags say, "There's no 'nvisibables.", and double-moves into flanking position with Reta.


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

....also known as a goblin quicky....


King of Goblins *MAP*

Stix could end this right now.


Male Goblin Fighter (Archer) Level 8

I missed. I what about everyone else? What are Reta and Valeg doing? I am waiting for them to go.


King of Goblins *MAP*

They went. It's your turn again.


Male Goblin Fighter (Archer) Level 8

oh, how come no one else attacked it?
Whatever. I try again.
Attack 1 w/Manyshot:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24 For:2d6 + 24 ⇒ (4, 4) + 24 = 32
Attack 2:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Attack 3:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25 For:1d6 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17


King of Goblins *MAP*

It dies.

They were maneuvering to full attack it next round, but you beat them to the punch.

The Cap'n turns to Bucko. Do you think your big friends there would help us carry out this loot? Looks like Jinxy's gonna pay me after all.

Most of the paintings are toast, but there are statues and other treasures that would fetch a nice price.


Female Goblin

Reta turns and regards Stix with anger. "RETA WAS GONNA KILL BULL PERSON!" She crosses her arms and pouts, her blades pointing in opposite directions. "STOOPID STIX." As the captain says something to Bucko, she forgets her pouting. "WHAT DID BIG ONE SAY TO BUCKO, VELAG?"


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

Bucko continues with the enthralled minotaurs...

"We be smalleses an youses could helpses carrys big tings tah boat would be mightys big o youses."

Interpretes for Reta ; )


Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Stats:
AC: 22/T:17/F:16 - Percept: +14 - Init: +9 - CMB: +7 CMD: 23 - Fort: +8, Ref: +9, Wil: +10 (+12 vs. charm/compulsion) - Speed: 30

Velag says, (Goblin), "Him ask Bucko to make cows we not kill yet carry stuffs to ship. Then we kill themses there. It always best when meat walks to cook-place on their own."


King of Goblins *MAP*

Stix isn't familiar with heroic flanking protocol, and shrugs at Reta's anger. Most people like it when he kills things.

It looks like Jinxy got away with a few items, but there's plenty of pretty laying about. Between all of you and Bucko's bovine buddies, you can haul it all back to the ship. The orcs and such give the minotaurs a wide berth, and you find your leftenants and Z are busy guarding your vessel.

A gang of curious orcs were milling about, perhaps plotting mischief, but they scatter when they see you. The loot gets loaded quickly, and you're ready to roll.

I suppose you all would like some magic items, now? the big fellow says. Next stop, Kaer Maga!


Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Stats:
AC: 22/T:17/F:16 - Percept: +14 - Init: +9 - CMB: +7 CMD: 23 - Fort: +8, Ref: +9, Wil: +10 (+12 vs. charm/compulsion) - Speed: 30

Velag says, "Big magic goodieness! Which cow we eat first?"


male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30

@ goblins
"Theses lifty cows not eatses cows, Bucko markses so tells differences."

@minotaurs
"Youses comeses or stayses?"


Male Goblin Fighter (Archer) Level 8

Reta yells in Stix face, he rolls his eyes. "Ya wants ta kill stuff den ya needs ta quit playin round an git on it. Cause if y'all don't kill it, Imma gonna kill it. Ain't dat right Mcgibbans?"
Mcgibbans:"Ribbit"
Stix nods. "Dat right. So quit yer belly achin an step up yer game." He stix his tongue out at Reta. Mcgibbans does too.

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