Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing! (Inactive)

Game Master Dave Young 992

Velag scowls at Joboo, "Me say it right, Stinky. Bucko just have too much waxes in earses."

He snarls when the human pops out at takes a shot at Bucko, wondering where th overgrown twerp was hiding while casting expeditious retreat so the stoopit can't get away. He draws his swords and sneakily closes in with Reta and laughs, saying, "In village, girlgobbies say Bucko squishy partses pretty dead already -- and that long before stoopit's arrow."

Stealth at half-speed, but Velag's base move is 60'

Joboo stays quiet and moves closer to their assailant while drawing his katana.

Stealth: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (5) + 34 = 39

If the humin came within reach he was ready to cut him up.

Readied Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15

Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 + Sneak damage: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 5, 6) = 20

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Reta giggles again at Velag's comment. Then noticing the human, her face reverts to an instant scowl, "I SEE YOU, LONGSHANK! LONGSHANK HAS BLADE!"

Bucko flies forwards toward the open door.....

"Giveses up human!"

SuperBucko is here......

Where did Bucko move to?

M 33......phone posting limitations....;(

You can't do it?

K. MAP

Reta
Velag
Bucko
Joboo
Other

I think it's the bad guy's turn, correct? Or is it Reta's? I'm not sure.

The longshank Reta saw pops into O-33 and tries to stab her with his rapier, but she just avoids it. He then moves back to the square he was in, shouting Hee hee!

Another human leaps into O-33 from P-34, and attacks Velag, hitting him for only 3 damage. He moves back, too, laughing. Ha ha!

Reta scowls at the strange humans. Moving in between them, "YOU FEEL RETA'S BLADES NOW, STOOPID LONGSHANK HEE HEE!" She swings furiously at him.

5' step to P 33; Full Attack; 24 AC

TWF + Piranha Strike + Twin Attack(SA)
Attack #1, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

Attack #1, Off-hand +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15

Attack #2, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

Attack #2, Off-hand +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

Crit confirm rolls
Attack #1, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

Attack #2, Main Hand +1 Adamantine Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

Attack #2, Off-hand +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Damage: 1d4 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

I'm actually not sure about a 5' step around a corner, so, if it's not allowed then just move me there and take whatever AoO's necessary and keep my first roll.

Pretty cool, though. 3 out of 4 of 'em critted. Only 1 confirm but still pretty dang cool.

Hee Hee has cover, but Reta still hits him well enough. He dies. Ha Ha seems a little worried.

"What so funny stoopids?"

Joboo slides right around Reta...nicety nice knife work gobbo girly... and stabs straight out with his Katana at HaHa.

Katana Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30

Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17

Crit Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Velag (5') steps in front of the door and lets ha ha ha ha have it with both blades.

"You right, longshanks! This am funses!", he laughs.

Left Hand, Frosty +1: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 13 + 2 = 31 {bane} for 1d4 + 3 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 3 + (2) + (1, 4) = 13 {Frost, bane}
Right Hand, Normal +1: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14 for 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Left Hand, Frosty +1: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 2 = 24 {bane} for 1d4 + 3 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 3 + (6) + (6, 6) = 22 {Frost, bane}

I'm thinking Velag can't take a 5' past the wall.

Wasn't. Was attacking through the open door -- giving them cover -- Reta went in.

Hee Hee died. Reta's in front of the door. She took a 5'. You'd have to move past Reta to attack Ha Ha. Then Joboo can move and attack.

Reta's position is a 5' into the room based on her coordinates -- she even said "I'm actually not sure about a 5' step around a corner, so, if it's not allowed then just move me there and take whatever AoO's necessary and keep my first roll."...

However, if you're ruling she stepped into O33 rather than P33 to take her attacks, then I'll revise my action.

Bucko pursues the man as well waiting til just the right moment he hits the man with the misfortune hex...

Will save DC 19....re-roll all attacks etc take worse result....

Reta got a full attack with a 5', so I left it there. It was good enough to kill Hee Hee, so nobody gets flanked at the door. You can move past her and attack Ha Ha (You go ahead of Joboo). He can come in next and finish him off if you don't.

Ho Ho is in Q 29, but I can't place him there for some reason.

Revised Action:

Standard Action -> Swap Teamwork Feat -> Outflank becomes Escape Route (Can pass through squares occupied by or adjacent to allies without provoking AoO)

Move action -> Q34 (not provoking for moving through P33, thanks to Reta)

Edit: Not letting me move myself on the map either...

Had to reformat. I got the dungeon working, anyhoo.

Reta
Velag
Bucko <
Joboo
Other

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Bucko cackles madly to extend the hex

The hex seems to be working. Bucko may have moved, I dunno. Move him if you like. I think Hee Hee was the one you hexed, right?

With his feet planted wide Joboo first slashed then stabbed straight out at Ha Ha with his katana.

Katana attack 1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12

Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Katana attack 2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Yeppers ....hee hee got hexed.

Hee Hee is dead. Ha Ha is hurt, but backs up and misses Velag. Ho Ho fires an arrow, and misses, too. The goblins are too quick and small to hit easily.

Reta <
Velag
Bucko
Joboo
Other

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"YOU SHOULD RUN, STOOPID LONGSHANK. IT MAKE IT MORE FUN." She grins wickedly as she moves toward Ho Ho and swings her slicer at him.

Move to Q 30; Attack Ho Ho

+1 Adamantine Dogslicer w/PS: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Velag smiles at the stoopit human that steps into reach of his blades and joins in the maniacal laughter. "Look how funny your blood is!"

Left Hand, Frosty +1: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 13 + 2 = 34 {bane}
Possible Crit, confirmation roll: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 13 + 2 = 31
Probably confirmed on a 31..
Critical Damage: 2d4 + 6 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (2, 4) + 6 + (6) + (3, 4) = 25 {Frost, bane}

Right Hand, Normal +1: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30 for 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Left Hand, Frosty +1: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 8 + 2 = 21 {bane} for 1d4 + 3 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 3 + (6) + (1, 4) = 18 {Frost, bane}

Ho Ho is badly hurt, but still up. Ha Ha dies so bad, the other 3 goblins die, too, just from the massive death in the room.

Ho Ho is badly hurt, but still up. Ha Ha dies so bad, the other 3 goblins die, too, just from the massive death in the room.

Lol! That was a nasty crit, I gotta agree. :)

Bucko hexes Ho ho.

He's got to move to see him.

I'll assume he did. Joboo's up.

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Joboo hops over Hee Hee and slides into the spot beside Reta.

Move to P-30

He hoped she wouldnt start yelling as he preferred to work in silence...but yousa can never tells with gobbo gals...and if yousa says 'SHUT UP!' theysa just yells louders anyways...

He thrust at the man's belly with his katana.

Katana Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Ho Ho takes a nasty cut, and is laughing no more. He withdraws eastward, past another room.

"Stupid Ho stands still whileses wes beses b$*%% slapping you!"

You can chase Ho Ho, or do something else.

Sorry. Meant to post yesterday and completely forgot. My bad.

"YAY! NOW WE PLAY CHASE GAME WITH LONGSHANK!" Reta takes off after the human.

Will double move to reach him if necessary.

The map continues east, but moved down to make room. Ho Ho sees that he can't shake Reta, and attacks and misses, due to the hex. It's dark here, and he didn't bring a torch.

The room she ran past has a pile of treasure sitting on the floor.

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"Oooooo, shinies," she manages in a normal voice as she is momentarily mesmerized by the treasure. Fortunately for her, she manages to just avoid Ho Ho's swing.

Bucko flies into the treasure room and pauses to cast detect magic towards the pile....

"Maybe goodies here!"

The small stone room is dominated at the north end by a massive pile of treasure. Gold coins spill from open coffers draped with fine silks and furs, and glowing swords stand propped against barrels and crates holding gem-encrusted armor.

Bucko detects magic coming from all over the stuff. Reta is still in combat. Ho Ho will use the chokepoint to fight her off.

I'm guessing we're still going by rounds, correct? Which means Velag is up now? Let me know because I nearly rolled an attack until I remembered, "Oh wait, it's not my turn yet." :P

And just so I'm clear when it is my turn: Reta will be able to get a full attack when it is her turn, correct or no?

Yes to alla dat.

Velag uses his fun super speediness to jog up behind Reta, cursing that he can't reach over her head... "You trying to takes all the funses!", he complains, and puts his swords back in their sheathes, watching for an opportunity to strike.

Bucko went to check out the treasure, so it's Joboo's turn.

the chase was on and Joboo wouldnt relent until the quarry was down. It reminded him of the games that he'd play as a gobbo pup. He grinned with evil glee and sped on after the human.

Full move to B-39