Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Lawn Mover Man

[Ventnor]

Spider-Nan Aunt May is bit by a radioactive spider and becomes a superhero.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Man of Stele (the people of a dying planet send Earth their last son, who grows up to become a superhuman hero: Gilgamesh)

[Goth Guru]

Wardoz(The movie never made sense anyways)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Greekstone (a bewildering combination of "Time Bandits without humor or Terry Gilliam" and "Heavy Metal without rock music or women"...and it's only 50 minutes long)

[KahnyaGnorc]

The Rink Panther (Inspector Clouseau moonlights as a security guard at a hockey rink)

Buck Soup (Made possible due to modern technology, the Marx Brothers team up with Uncle Buck for a zany adventure)

The Lion Ming (Simba and Flash Gordon team up for a buddy movie for the ages)

The Sining (the only thing that can defeat this haunted hotel is trigonometry!)

[Yours is mined]

To Kilt a Mockingbird

Dinnae ask wot ‘e weers oonder darr.

[Sissyl]

Demento - a movie about a modern politician
Schindler's fist - The list didn't work, so a more direct approach is needed
Fangs of New York - vampire showdown in late 19th century
Around the World in 80 Mays - After Brexit, the UK uses a radical approach to find a new place in the world

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Ninth Gates (Bill and Melinda's great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild is stalked by a sinister and sexy benefactor who's come to collect on an old debt....)

[GoatToucher]

A Time to Kilt: RenFaire season is here!
A View to a Kilt: under one, to be specific :wink:
Licence to Kilt: Those Scots. Any way to make a buck...
Kilt Bill: a modern take on folk hero William Wallace
Kilt Your Darlings: an underachieving young man stays in school by dressing up as a randy highlander for an aging professor
Sin City: A Dame to Kilt For: the girl knows what she likes, and she likes Scots. My name is Walter Komariky, but tonight I am Fergus MacTeague!
Hard to Kilt: I think we're going to need a bigger sporran...

[Tim Statler]

The Musk - After getting sprayed by a skunk, Jim Carrey goes on wacky hijinks.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Die Hart - A tough-as-nails New York police buck must thwart a terrorist wolf and save the doe who once was his wife in the concrete jungle of LA.

High Ladder - There can be only one . . . Chutes and Ladders champion!

[Goth Guru]

High Land R- Cheech and Chong meets Anime.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Up In Smote (Cheech and Chong VS a "Judge Dredd" drug-warrior Paladin)

[JTD]

The Sound of Musik. A dubstep musical based on the von Trapp family beatbox singers.

[GoatToucher]

The Hound of Music: The seventh film in the "popular" Beethoven series.

The Mound of Music: Explorers follow jungle rhythms to an Aztec burial site, falling victim to the angry spirits there.

[KahnyaGnorc]

I Pin Smoke - Smoke from Mortal Kombat strangely is not that good of a wrestler.

Beat-hoven - Ludwig gets street, dawg.

The ROM - Tommy Wisseau's lesser known movie, dealing with Read Only Memory.

[The Sideromancer]

KahnyaGnorc wrote:

I Pin Smoke - Smoke from Mortal Kombat strangely is not that good of a wrestler.

Beat-hoven - Ludwig gets street, dawg.

The ROM - Tommy Wisseau's lesser known movie, dealing with Read Only Memory.

There can only be one The ROM!

[GoatToucher]

The Sideromancer wrote:

KahnyaGnorc wrote:

I Pin Smoke - Smoke from Mortal Kombat strangely is not that good of a wrestler.

Beat-hoven - Ludwig gets street, dawg.

The ROM - Tommy Wisseau's lesser known movie, dealing with Read Only Memory.

There can only be one The ROM!

THESE DIRE WRAITHS ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!

[Ventnor]

Fop Gun
Follow the adventures of a group of 17th-century aristocrats as they learn to pilot modern fighter jets!

[GoatToucher]

Ventnor wrote:

Fop Gun

Follow the adventures of a group of 17th-century aristocrats as they learn to pilot modern fighter jets!

Reginald "Fuffsy" Grant-Posthelwaite III, Earl of Sussbridge, to his copilot, Aloisius "Twosey" Bainbridge-Sussex, Sixth Marquess of Evanshire:

Fuffsy: I feel the need, Twosey...

Both: The need, for SPEED!

:the men, wearing olive drab flight suits, powdered wigs, and lace cuffs, titter delightedly, and share an awkward "high five":

:later, in the shower, Fuffsy, clad in his bathing clothes, having had his valet, Whelby, freshly apply powder, blush, and his beauty spot, is confronted by Val Kilmer as "Iceman", naked to the waist and heavily oiled:

Iceman: Fuffsy...

Fuffsy: :with surprise and alarm: Oh!

Iceman: ...it's not your flying, it's your attitude. The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse.

Fuffsy: :looks over Iceman's muscled form with thinly veiled admiration as he speaks:

Iceman: Dangerous and foolish. You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on?

Fuffsy: :putting on an unconvincing display of masculine bravado: Well! I never! I'll have you know, my fine fellow, that I am on His Majesty's side! :turns away, gesturing dismissively with a lace handkerchief, followed by Whelby:

[GoatToucher]

Over the Fop: Sylvester Stallone makes a splash as a young handyman on the estate of Lord Winnifred Pendleton-Smythe III, Count d'Montblanc. Winnie and his friends are quite taken with the muscular youth, and entice him into many compromising stations. -Rated R for Language, Adult Content, and Extended Scenes of Unsimulated Gay Sex.

Fop Secret!: Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) engages in a dual life: Teen heartthrob and music sensation by day, effeminate 17th century dandy by night.

Big Fop Pee Wee: I'll leave this one to your imagination.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ex-Men (They were men . . . once)

Fantastic Tour (Marvel's First Family start their work for the House of Mouse as tour guides at Disney World)

Deedpool (Wade Wilson ventures into the world of real estate)

Sith Sense (I see dead Jedi!)

Bed Dawn (those invading communists sure are sleepy!)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Sixth Sensei (kind of a mashup between Seven Samurai and A Christmas Carol)

[GoatToucher]

Cowboy Bee Bop Spike and his friends... pollinate... alien worlds.
Cowboy BeeBot An apiary android searches the solar system for bounties: pollen.
Sowboy Bebop The son of a pig farmer on Mars dreams of leaving home for adventures in space.
Crowboy Bebop Spike returns form the dead for vengeance, with a new goth-inspired style and a 1990's soundtrack.

[Leeroyjenkinsbat]

Shartnado

[Sissyl]

Star Wars episode 3: Revenge of the S!$*

[GoatToucher]

Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:

Shartnado

That would be a -much- different movie.

Better? I hesitate to say.

[GoatToucher]

Shart Tank: Entrepreneurs must brave an uncomfortable environment to get funding for their projects from a group of millionaire garlic aficionados.
Shart Boy and Lava Girl: Despite what you might think, BOTH characters are scatalogical references.
Tiger Shart: Pranksters at the zoo spike the raw meat with cayenne pepper. Hilarity/animal abuse ensues.
TinTin and the Lake of Sharts: Now you know why Captain Haddock drinks.
Mega-Shart vs. Crocosaurus/Giant Octopus/Mecha-Shart: A community finds an innovative way to stave off menacing Kaiju.
Night of the Sharts: At her yearly Christmas party, Mabel serves up some bad clams.
Shart Exorcist: Satan Has Gastrointestinal Problems
Shart Hunter: A man's persuit of this... unconventional fetish... tears his family apart.
Ghost Shart: "Someone s~#$ my pants, and it WASN'T ME!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Capitalism: A Love Store (a documentary making the pro-business case for decriminalizing the world's oldest profession)

[Tim Statler]

Star Wars: The Lost Jedi

Stare Wars

Star Wars: The Last Tedi

Star Warts

Stat Wars

[Sissyl]

Deep glue sea - don't sniff, kids.
The big glue - no, seriously.
The glue movie - 8(

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Torminator (a Faerunian Paladin travels back in time to kill Bhaal before he can become a god in order to prevent the Baldur's Gate saga)

[KahnyaGnorc]

Waiter World - Kevin Costner's amphibious character gets a job at a fancy floating restaurant.

Waterwold - Documentary on the beauty of flooded forests

Water Word - Religious movie about the faith of Atlantis

Gatorworld - Basically, rural Louisiana has gone global

Tater World - brought to you by Idaho Potatoes!

Pater World - where have all the Moms gone?!

[GoatToucher]

Walterworld

[BigNorseWolf]

GoatToucher wrote:

Walterworld

Thats one big pile of meth...

[Ventnor]

A Goopy Movie

[RealAlchemy]

Star Wars : The Least Jedi This Jedi was so incompetent and weak in the Force Vader never bothered to hunt him down.

[GoatToucher]

A Gooey Movie: Gawrsh!...Gawrsh!...Gawrsh!...Gawrsh!...Gawrsh!... YA-HA-HA-HOOEY!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Star Wars: the Last Jed (Clampetts in spaaaaaaaaace)

[Tim Statler]

Cocoa - A movie all about Hot Chocolate.

Ref( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2380307/ )

[Koko The Gorilla]

*Koko* (*Koko See Scary Gorilla Skeletons Hurry Run*)

[Sissyl]

Koana - This young buddhist woman's village is threatened, and she must find the answer to the riddle of their past.

Parcraft: The Beginning - A sprawling drama depicting a world where golf determines victory.

The Bug Lebowski - A modern take on Kafka's The Transformation.

Laa Laa land - Where have Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Po gone? A psychological drama about survivor's guilt.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Like Tater For Chocolate (the magical and erotic romance of Senor and Senorita Potato Head)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

For Zen (desire is suffering; attachment is pain; let it go)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Lava Tar (a futuristic mining expedition travels to a spectacular volcanic world in pursuit of a rare and coveted mineral compound; since there is no complex life on the beautiful but hellish planet, the project goes off free of moral dilemmas)

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ben-Her (The story of Stan from Life of Brian)
Bet-Hur (gambling and chariot races)

The Life of Bran (brought to you the cereal lobby!)

Thor: The Dork World (Thor goes to Comic-Con!)

Lord of the Bings: Fellowship of the Bing (a movie about search engines)

The Tree Stooges: slapstick Entish comedy

[Goth Guru]

B & D The movie(It's like D&D the movie but with bondage and I don't really know what else.)

[BigNorseWolf]

Goth Guru wrote:

B & D The movie(It's like D&D the movie but with bondage and I don't really know what else.)

woohoo!

[GoatToucher]

Like Mater for Chocolate: Git 'er dun!