I'm Hiding In Your Closet
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The Atomic Bran
Ravedwellers
Engels' Revenge
Sidhehackers
Mitchelle
Looks like someone's an MST3K fan. Here are a few you missed:
Camera vs. Guiron
Prince of Persia: The Hands of Time and Manos: The Sands of Fate
Fugitive Allen (Parts 1&2!)
Crash of the Moods
The Horror of Farty Beach
EDIT: That last one's a real stinker! (See what I did there?)
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Ghost in the Schell
Kudos! The elusive Maximilian Schell reference on the internet!
Manos: the Hands of Fat
Plant Nine From Outer Space
Plan Nice From Outer Space
I'm Hiding In Your Closet
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Monsters INT (dragons, mind flayers, liches, and all the other "smarter than you" creatures conspire to conquer the world)
Goy Story (a mild-mannered Midwestern Protestant marries a New York Jew; hijinks ensue when he goes to meet her meshugga in-laws)
IP (a nihilistic old man searches for online privacy, discovers the adventure of a lifetime)
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Tom Story (the rise and fall of MySpace)
TIT (every 27 years, a buxom clown appears in the small town of Dairy, Maine and loves up a dozen or so natives. An erotic horror story.)
IT'S! (an increasing disheveled British television presenter spends years attempting to engage people, only to have disaster strike before he can utter a second word)
Wonder Women (the trials and tribulations of a courageous group of workers attempting to unionize the industrial baking industry)
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Superman: Can of Steel (Lois Lane spends two hours admiring Clark Kent's "Back Porch", and they ain't in Smallville, you dig me?)
Superman: Man of Steal (An orphaned Kryptonian boy lands on Earth and is left to fend for himself on the mean streets of Metropolis' Suicide Slum. He develops super powers, which he uses to become the city's preeminent cat burglar)
HeilBoy (An alternate timeline wherein Professor Bruttenholm did not arrive in time and the demon child was summoned and raised in the third Reich.)
GellBoy (The adventures of everyone's favorite cigar chomping demon-man in the 1980's! There were some... regrettable hairstyle choices.)
Blame Trinity (Wesley Snipes has opinions about what ruined the second and third Matrix films.)
Out of Lime (Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake race against the clock to find ingredients for their Margarita party.)
Out of Tim (Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake race against the clock to find... Tim.)
Gout of Time Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake race against the clock to manage their inflammatory joint pain.)
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DareEvil (Matt Murdock opens up to his darker side.)
Duke Cage (A street level hero who inherits a royal title from an obscure childless relative.)
Nuke Cage (A street level hero with radiation powers.)
Fluke Cage (A street level hero who can control probability.)
Luke Age (A man is sent to jail for a crime he didn't commit, and submits to experiments in exchange for an early release. These experiments has an unexpected side effect.)
Luke Page (A street level librarian.)
Ron Fist (A look inside the sex lives of everyone's favorite wizard couple.)
Iroh Fist (The heir to the throne of the fire nation walks away from responsibility and into the mystical city of Kun-Lun following the death of his son, where he receives martial arts training.)
Iron Fisk (A NYC crime lord buys his way into the mystical city of Kun-Lun.)
Iron List (Having returned from ten years training in the mystical city of Kun-Lun, billionaire Danny Rand has a lot of laundry to catch up on.)
The Punished (The erotic adventures of Frank Castle.)
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Tom Raider (Sellek, Brady, Bosley, Brokaw, Hiddleston, Udall, Clancy, Riddle, Hanks...one by one and in that order, Angelina Jolie seduces and kills them all, then ransacks and burns down their homes; licensed video game is in the works)
Mmm... Describe the Bosley scene to me.
...slowly...