The Wilf of Wall Street.
Or how about The Wolf of Wilf Street.
*Either way, it's a film involving someone called Wilf.*
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Dume - the horror must flow.
The Metrix - Neo must choose to enter a virtual world and decide it's measurement system forever. Blue ruler or red ruler?
Clone Encounters of the Third Kind - Roy planning for future First Contact makes backups of himself.
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Stent of a Woman - A blind Al Pacino teaches a young man about loyalty, the tango and angioplasty.
A Dew, Good Men - Rising military lawyer presses a commanding officer, "Did you order the Code Wet?"
A Liver Runs Through It - Two brothers reunite to fly fish while one shares his battle with cirrhosis.
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Scene of a Woman: Al Pacino presents his one man interpretation of The Vagina Monologues.
A Fed, Good Men: An FBI plant is uncovered in the SCA.
A Fiver Runs Through It: An expose in government corruption facilitating queue jumping in Britain.
Darth Girls Are Easy (AKA "Star Wars, Episode X" - Rey becomes a raging nymphomaniac after Kylo Ren turns her to the Dark Side)
Eat, Prey, Love - a New Age take on the time-worn tale of a female serial killer's journey of self-discovery
The English Patent - A romance between a young English inventor and the patent clerk who worked on his case.
Fast & Furious Nein - Can Dom and his crew race to stop an evil terrorist from resurrecting Hitler and the 3rd Reich?
The Hoarse Whisperer - Can a cowboy with chronic throat pains find true love?
Blokeback Mountain (gay English cowboys)
Brokebach Mountain - gay cowboy classic composers
The Musk (A lonely former dot-com entrepreneur is transformed into "the face of green energy" in more ways than one! SSSSSSSMOKEFREEENGINES!!!)
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The Wizzard of Oz - Rincewind travels from Discworld to Oz, and hilarity ensues.
^ Ohhh, I bet it would...!
Erin Go Brockovich ("Aye, she broug' a wee island to her feet, an' a bloody grand empire to her knees!")
Downtown Abbey - a hip, urban re-imagining of the British series/movie.
Own Town Abbey - A professional gamer uses his winnings to purchase a centuries old English mansion.
Petty Woman - We see the relationship between Julia Roberts and Richard Gere twenty-five years later.
Pretty Omen - The anti-christ is an 18 year-old hottie navigating life in high school, lusty boys, and her obligations to her Dark Master to herald the End Times.
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Grate Expectations - The reality show starring sewer cleaner Ed Norton.
Ivan Ho - the story of a male prostitute in medieval English society
Ivan's Hoe - the perils of lending your tools to neighbors in medieval times
Pretty Women - Julia Roberts and Richard Gere take their efforts up to an industrial scale
Thor: The Dank World - Thor must brave the sinister realm of Memehiem, where the insidious Dank Elves produce some of the most potent memes of the Nine Realms.
Face Ventura: When Nature Calls (a gonzo journalist's down-and-dirty, extreme uncensored guerrilla interview with "The Body", conducted while the soldier/wrestler/actor/governor is trapped on the toilet in a diverse series of restrooms)
Knives Oot - Knives Out, but Canadian.
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Spall Soldiers (a peaceful London suburb finds itself terrorized by belligerent high-tech action figures modeled after a most unlikely action-flick star)
Small Solders - Inside the arts and crafts of living action figures.
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Can't-Man and the Wasp - Superhero the Wasp has to talk a pessimist through quantum problems.
Fantastic Breasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald - Albus "uncovers" Grindewald's plot to perfect augmentation with pure blood magic.
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Earth Girls Are Etsy (a small blue backwater planet finds its place in the galactic economy as a purveyor of endearingly amateurish handmade crafts)
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The Back Cauldron - The best place for cooking potions.
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The D.A.R.E. Crystal - an anti-drug movie from a collaboration between Jim Henson's company and law enforcement
Those Magnificent Men in their Flaying Machines (think "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World meets WARHAMMER 40K")
The Tim Bandits - Kidnappers who only target people named Tim . . .
The Fappytime Murders - Some people like puppets. I mean they really like them.
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Heathens - Same-named teens poison popular kids at a Catholic school, but are discovered and excommunicated.
Ghotbusters - A team of wacky specialists discovers what GoatToucher used to due to goats, and try to stop him.
Sand By Me - four kids discover a dead body and bury it on the beach.
Pay Anything - A charming tale of an optimistic young man's doing anything to get a sex worker to be with him.
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The Passion of the Chrisp (a grueling 3-hour exhibition of the Pringles Guy screaming in agony as he is nailed to a cylindrical can)
The Naked Gut - Police Squad has to infiltrate a belly dancing ring...
The Naked Pun-A two hour tribute to Leslie Nielsen.
The Faked Gun (Leslie Nielsen is just happy to see you)
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The Nuked Gun - Live coverage of a loaded Colt 45 inside a microwave.
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Pulp Friction - John Travolta and Samuel Jackson philosophically discuss different ways to use velcro to off targets.
Forrest Grump - Idiot savant, despite purposeful self-sabotage and dwelling in negativity, manages to be present at every turning point in history.
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Po' Country For Old Men - Money found is too much temptation in this dark Western.
Shun of the Dead - Even zombies don't like Shaun, who finds his manhood fighting them...well, sort of.
Minority Resort - The few who would commit white collar thoughtcrimes are predicted and ticketed to an island paradise, until one man doesn't want to go.
Winding Nemo - Fisherman has the catch of his life, reeling in this cute lost fish from 1000s of miles away.
Shriek - Wherever friendless Ogre goes, bloodcurdling screams follow.
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Jurassic Bark - Retirement home for Greyhounds.
Inherit the Wine (the legal-thriller sequel to "The Cask of Amontillado")
Reservoir Doges (Quentin Tarantino masterminds a plot to usurp rulership of Medieval Venice)
Badword Scissorhands (Tim Burton's masterpiece, uncut and uncensored)
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Reservoir Digs - 6 men of ill repute are hired to excavate a new lake; dissension floods the group when they realize they've been wet up.
Jurassic Perk - Madman millionaire gets roasted for dinosaur-coffee themed park, and can't get it off the grounds.
Angled (How do you rescue a princess trapped in a tall tower with one window and no door? Why, with the magic of GEOMETRY, of course!)
Jurassic Par - Golfing and dinosaurs mix far better than you'd imagine.
Edward Scissorlands - Edward finds a homeland with with his people...
Lady and the Trump - No matter the plot, ~50% of the U.S. population will hate it
As Happy As Barry - No matter the plot, ~50% of the U.S. population will hate it
Molon - A fictionalized accounting of the Hellenistic general, if he was actually a woman in disguise...
Born On The 14th of July (after squandering his young life in the pursuit of discipline and Order, a now-insane veteran finally learns and embraces the true meaning of Pandemonium Day)
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Porn on the 4th of July :waggles eyebrows:
Born on the 5th of July The Goose Gossage Story
Gorn on the 4th of July Captain Kirk resolves a first contact situation with some impromptu fireworks.
Bork on the 4th of July A young Swede comes to the U.S. to follow his culinary dreams
Bjorn on the 4th of July The Norwegian remake of the film above. Critically panned, the director was shot out of a cannon into a fjord.
Dorn On The 4th of July (celebrating the 4th, KLINGON-STYLE!)
Borg On The 4th of July ("FREEDOM IS FUTILE")
Born on the 4th of Jule - a poorly-concealed pro-vaping propaganda flick.
Borne on the 4th of July - Like "Live Free Or Die Hard," this Borne sequel shows the franchise is really out of ideas.
Look Who's Taking - An infant politician learns the limits of Eminent Domain
Free To Chose - A dark sequel to the Milton Friedman documentary, after economic choice has been taken away.
Bora! Bora! Bora! - What if Elon Musk's Boring Company was around in 1941?
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Gradiator - "Are you not level-retained!?" - Surveyor does public assessments of incline before massive crowds, until it goes downhill when the Emperor disapproves.
Apocalypse Cow - Steaks are high in this moo-ving story about a soldier undertaking a secret assassination mission, trying to kill a mad commanding officer-cow.
Carnie - reclusive teen with psychokinetic powers runs off to join the circus.
Diddler On The Roof (starring GoatToucher!)
The Mighty Dukas (Emilio Estevez plays a troubled young music instructor tasked with saving a brilliant composer from his own pathological self-criticism)
Inter-Stella (A Streetcar Named Desire remade in the style of Inside Out - BECAUSE DISNEY CAN DO ANYTHING IT F!!!ING WANTS, AND YOU PEASANTS WILL STILL EAT IT! BAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!)
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Stephen Kring(e) presents:
Mimery - Author is rescued/captured by psycho fan, who crushes his ankles and forces him to play charades.
The Must - Father and son go into town for supplies, but a horrible stench belies an even greater threat.
Christiane - Classic muscle car becomes possessed by an angel doing good deeds.
Pujo - insane, murderous dog is just a real pr*ck.
Children of the Con - Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr.'s adventures in the cornfields prove to be deeply unsettling.
Tirestarter - Kid of parents experimented upon goes on tow-truck ride alongs to aid victims of car breakdowns with her mind.
Dhinner - gypsy curse is placed on thin man, who must eat to bursting every evening.
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The Raise of Skywalker-Mark Hamill demands insane amounts of money to appear in the final Star Wars movie.
Polar Depress-A man who hates Christmas is stalked by a TV that keeps showing Christmas movies.
The Wise of Skywalker - The Star Wars Universe gets an MCU infusion of heroes and villains cracking wise.
Black Window - Natasha Romanov is trapped in a dark version of the MCU
Dave Devil - Super Dave Osborne becomes the Devil of Hell's Kitchen, hilarity ensues.
Barman - Bartender by early night, crime-fighter by later night
Souperman - You'll believe the soup national socialist can fly...
Downtown Abbey - Abbey, a downtown girl, inherits a fortune and moves to be with her upper-class, British relatives. Hilarity ensues.
Driving Miss Dais (the tumultuous events of the mid-to-late 20th Century as viewed from the perspective of a slightly raised platform at the front of a meeting hall)
WarGams (a naive Cold-War supercomputer discovers porn; "Joshua" discovers itself to be quite the leg-man!)
A Christmas Caroll (Frank Oz is unexpectedly visited in the middle of the night by an old friend....)
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Silent Knight - Sir Lancelot tries to woo Guinevere while he has laryngitis.
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