Angels and Damons (A mysterious assassin haunts the Vatican, and only one little wooden man can stop it!)
Angels and Daemons - The Vatican is attacked by a computer virus
Avengers: Age of Ultros - A talking (and pervy) octopus attacks, and only the Avengers can stop him
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The Mound of the Baskervilles - The cursed family is tortured by the very ground they live on.
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Zappy Feet (a little penguin learns to dance with the help of a wise and friendly cattle-prod)
Blade Ruiner (the misadventures of the last, bumbling swordsmith in gritty near-future Toledo)
Moan (Disney finally sees the writing on the wall and starts leaning into the one pop-culture force stronger than itself: Rule 34)
Bargames (a naive young military supercomputer finds its calling managing a roadhouse, leading to an 'Armageddon' of Jell-O shots and Jaegerbombs)
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The Habbit - Thirteen nuns travel to Rome.
The Bobbit (a traveler finds something precious to another by the side of the road)
Black Anther (a gut-wrenching documentary about both the opioid epidemic and the pollinator crisis)
Black Painter (He saw a red door; what happened next...was destiny)
Black Pantser (Introducing the GOOFIEST antihero in Subsaharan Africa!!!)
Lack Panther (The title of the sequel, and now I have made myself sad.)
Star Wares (a parallel timeline in which the Trade Federation prevails and brings peace and prosperity to the galaxy - and wait'll you see the MOICHANDISING!!!)
Sitar Wars (a parallel timeline in which George Lucas recognizes the Darkness in Disney before it's too late, and so instead sells the franchise to Jedi-Masters Paul and Ringo)
Start Wars (HELL YES, it's a heavy-handed, politically-incorrect allegory for your favorite real-world country's foreign policy!)
Stat Wars - Gamers fight it out over the ultimate character builds
Gundam Wang (giant mecha - fully-functional and programmed in multiple techniques! "C'mon, Schwarz...!")
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Red Tales - Several WWII pilots on leave in the Red Light District.
Saving Private Rain (a squad of WWII infantrymen must rescue a Manhattan Project mathematician who's been assigned to front-line combat duty by mistake - definitely a mistake. Definitely.)
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And for the first time since 2017, a post on this thread made me laugh (well, chuckle anyway). And it's the third time on this thread that "I'm Hiding In Your Closet" wrote the post responsible.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: The Bobbit (a traveler finds something precious to another by the side of the road)
Chavatar (a futuristic mining expedition seeking coal, bauxite, and silicone travels to a planet inhabited entirely by Pulg's in-laws)
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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the 10 Bings - Shang-Chi must travel through the multiverse to gather up 10 variants of Bing Crosby before Christmas, or the Dark Elves will take over the 9 Realms.
The E-Tertals - What? They are electronic turtles; they can't spell!
X-MET - retired Mets players develop mutant powers
The Givenchy Code-A codebreaker discovers that many historical figures substituted multiple letters per word. Properly translated, Leonardo's wings work.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Chavatar (a futuristic mining expedition seeking coal, bauxite, and silicone travels to a planet inhabited entirely by Pulg's in-laws) Chabadtar (a futuristic mining expedition seeking coal, bauxite, and silicone travels to a planet inhabited entirely by very tall (and slightly sticky) bright blue Lubavitchers)
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American History OX (the story of the Oregon Trail, from the perspective of the draft-animals; infamous for its "yoke-biting" scene)
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Close Encounters of the Third King
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Reince of Persia (the US Military-Industrial-Congressional-Complex shows its disdain for diplomacy with a most unlikely choice of ambassador to Iran)
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Lune - He who controls the pasta controls the world.
The way the Earth stood still
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The Last Judi (Dench, Blume, Sheindlin, Dodson, Durham, Collins, Woodruff, Greer, Mikovits, and Jetson must all enter Thunderdome....)
Don't book up! (A harrowing retelling of Stephen King's The Shining).
8 Days Later (AKA "Wrath of HANUKKAH-ZOMBIE!!!")
USO ("Hey there, Troops! Got a double-billing for ya tonight: Please give a warm welcome to Bob Hope and...Bob Hope?!?!")
Jawz - Nap time for Baby Shark
Jams (Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Knott's Berry Farm...)
Daws (a tragic tale of a man with bad spelling).
The Princess and the Fog (the first Disney movie set in the Bay Area)
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Cinderellen - Ellen DeGeneres dresses as a prince(ss) who ruins everything.
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