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64. The "gods" kept receiving complains that magic was too powerful, so they decided to change the rules by hiding golarion and all its power away, which in turn reduced magic in the universe so the weaklings who couldnt access it didnt feel so bad.
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64. The "gods" kept receiving complains that magic was too powerful, so they decided to change the rules by hiding golarion and all its power away, which in turn reduced magic in the universe so the weaklings who couldnt access it didnt feel so bad.
Wow. Passive aggressive much?
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67. In the universal backups of... the universe, physical form and memory are two different .dat files. A disaster still somewhere in our future occurred and forced a system restore, but unfortunately the there was a (few) millennia difference between uncorrupted physical and memory backups. Faced with loosing millions of years of progress, the IT guy decided it wouldn't hurt to use the nonsyncronized files.
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70) A barbarian decided to throw Golarian into the moon and rolled a nat 20.
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Cayden Cailean and the universe's worst drunk driving accident.Fortunately, his clerics are hard at work rolling sticky balls around everywhere hoping to collect enough random debris to form a suitable, if cow heavy, replacement.
This has to be the single best katamari damacy reference I have ever read in a thread!
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72) The Krogan.
64. The "gods" kept receiving complains that magic was too powerful, so they decided to change the rules by hiding golarion and all its power away, which in turn reduced magic in the universe so the weaklings who couldnt access it didnt feel so bad.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.
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73: A single Skill Check failure
71) It was eaten by a grue.
Nice.
Very close, Steelfiredragon.
Cthulhu.
His cousin Bl'syu is not nearly as impressive or popular.
Much like Craig Christ... sorely under rated professionals living in the shadows of their brother's success.
71) It was eaten by a grue.
Suddenly solar eclipses aren't fun anymore.
79. Cayden Cailean got a 404 error when looking up where he should be placing a new temple and had to reboot the whole thing.
80. The Min-Maxers finally succeeded.
81. Pentadimensional Metaminds
~fought bitterly with the ~
Overlords of the Fifth World,
and Golarion was an inevitable casualty of the Battlespace.
read this: Go to FIFTH WORLD.
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82. I blame Grigori Rasputin and his threaded soul
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84. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
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85. Captain Killjoy had something to do with it.
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86. Some GM successfully integrated Psionics into the game in a balanced way.
Aaaand it's gone . . . . .
87. Goblins in the operating system, Golarion needed a clean boot.
57) The prototype for drift technology was the infinite improbability drive. On first startup, it turned Golarion into a blue whale, and all history dating back 1000 years as a potted plant whose only thought was 'oh no, not again.'
All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
Much like Craig Christ... sorely under rated professionals living in the shadows of their brother's success.
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
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89. They haven't finished moving the data to the new server yet
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90. a series of poorly worded wishes, and others poorly worded to undo the previous,
and a trip to the Djinni homeland and then an escalation into something like the Butterfly Effect on PCP.
92. A Space Goblin got lost in the All Code.
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90. a series of poorly worded wishes, and others poorly worded to undo the previous,
and a trip to the Djinni homeland and then an escalation into something like the Butterfly Effect on PCP.
That's... actually right on point.
"Oh Hell.... There goes the planet...."
"I... I just wished Golarion were free from alien influence....!"
"Nono- it's ok! The last thing we should do is panic! We can make this work- We can... We can figure this out..."
**4 hours of planning later**
"I wish that the solar system's configuration wasn't disrupted by the previous wish made on this device! ....Is...is it back?"
"It's a space station."
"It's too big to be a space station. Let's focus: How many more charges does that thing have?"
"Six."
"My Gods."
"My turn-!"
"NOOOOO!"
96) Rock and roll music. Always blame the music.
Disney bought it. Why you ask? Because the Mouse want's to own EVERYTHING!
