taig's Twelve Days of Third Partymas, Year Two

[Ragadolf]

Woot! Woot!

Gratz winners!

<Eagerly rubs hands together, waiting for next dice rolls,...>

:) Happy Almost Holiday All! ;)

[Forest Guardian Press]

Everybody except Calex should have their lucky13 FGP PDFs. If you haven't received them, send me a PM!!!

[Sliverik]

Well, finally the dice roller decided that I would get bad results, and got me a 1.
I'm still over him, as 1 is better than nothing!

(Well, everyone gets something in this raffle, and nobody is a "victim" of the dice roller anyway, so yay!)

[Rednal]

Quote:

and nobody is a "victim" of the dice roller anyway

Tell that to the players of mine who got TPK'd by a series of unlucky rolls. XD Still, a 1 does put you in the drawing for some nice things, so...

[Tacticslion]

Holy cow!

Busy with Eldest's last day of school means I won something before I even had the chance to give something away! Ack!

Thank you!

... gotta make some time to roll that puppy...

[Jason Nelson]

Last year we had several days with someone being all alone in last place, but this year not a one (pun intended), so in the spirit of generosity I've drawn a random number among those with only one one, to see who should be the one to get one present!

Survey says... ragadolf!!!

Pick a PDF at 9.99 and send me your DrivethruRPG email by PM here or at [e-mail] and it shall be yours!

[taig]

Jason Nelson wrote:

Last year we had several days with someone being all alone in last place, but this year not a one (pun intended), so in the spirit of generosity I've drawn a random number among those with only one one, to see who should be the one to get one present!

Survey says... ragadolf!!!

Pick a PDF at 9.99 and send me your DrivethruRPG email by PM here or at [e-mail] and it shall be yours!

Woooo! Thanks, Jason! You're awesome.

(we have a few more people this year, but also the dice roller really likes its 1s)

[PathlessBeth]

taig wrote:

Some other magical things happen:

1s (for the Legendary Games drawing): grimdog73, Sliverik, and 137ben.

The dice roller gives Dire Rugrat a break.

13s (Forest Guardian Press, who will be contacting you): Calex and Anthony Adam.

Also, make sure to PM Micah Watt for prizes from Pyromaniac Press.

Congratulations!

Woo, another 1! Does that mean I get a second entry in the LG drawing? (Which, as I already stated, I'll give away the prize if I win.)

[taig]

137ben wrote:

taig wrote:

Some other magical things happen:

1s (for the Legendary Games drawing): grimdog73, Sliverik, and 137ben.

The dice roller gives Dire Rugrat a break.

13s (Forest Guardian Press, who will be contacting you): Calex and Anthony Adam.

Also, make sure to PM Micah Watt for prizes from Pyromaniac Press.

Congratulations!

Woo, another 1! Does that mean I get a second entry in the LG drawing? (Which, as I already stated, I'll give away the prize if I win.)

Yep. Jason said multiple 1s mean multiple entries.

[Tacticslion]

taig wrote:

Micah Watt, Pyromaniac Press wrote:

taig wrote:

Tacticslion's Twos--first batch of six:

1) Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 2
2) Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 2
3) Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 2
4) pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 2
5) lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 2
6) Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 2
7) necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 2
8) Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 2
9) Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2
10) bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2
11) grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 2
12) bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!) maximum of two entries unlocked!
13) Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 2
14) N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 2
15) Treppa: 1d20 ⇒ 2
16) Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 2
17) Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 2
18) Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!) second maximum of two twos entered unlocked!

Knowing the twisted spirit of the Paizo RNG I should be a lock to win my own PDF back from Tacticslion

Even if I had been paying attention, I would have included you to see how evil the dice roller could be. ;)

Hey: at least I'm not included!

(I didn't check before making my proposition, so I'm glad I wasn't accidentally part of that!)

Okay! So between no internet, game preparations, and completely wiping out (and maybe endless-seeking celebration with my Eldest), I've finally emerged from the daze that is the last two... um... days. Huh.

Anyway!

Celebration of two! Go!

1d20 ⇒ 18

Hah! How appropriate! Not s evil as to give Micah his own product (which is almost too bad, as I kinda wanted to do that, but lack the free means for what is ultimately a practical joke in addition to these gifts), but the second person to acquire two twos gets our first "two" gift! Super job, dice roller!

Congratulations, Solnes! And everyone else: remember you've got more chances AND a guaranteed Vampjre Hunter D book of none of those pan out! So daggum awesome!

Solnes, you will (eventually) be the proud owner of...
1) Lava Queen, 2) Dinner Theater
1d2 ⇒ 2
... Dinner Theater~! Woo~!

Thanks to the awesome Dire Rugrat Publishing and Micah Watts and Wraithgar and twig and everyone else for this awesome contest/celebration of generosity and all things third party! God bless you all, Merry Christmas, and I'll see you on the other side of all this!

(Solnes, please PM me so I have that annoying red thing telling me I need to get you a gift as soon as I have the time/internet/free funds to do so!)

[Cap'n Siskel, FaWtLy Critic]

Wraithgar & Twig should be a buddy cop barbarian show.

Just saying. :-)

Like Sledgehammer, except with barbarians. :-)

[ObsessiveCompulsiveWolf]

Yay for twig! So generous!!! ;)

[ObsessiveCompulsiveWolf]

And Wraithgar!!!

[twig_]

I'm really happy to be part of this.

[Krombopulos Michael]

Cap'n Siskel, FaWtLy Critic wrote:

Wraithgar & Twig should be a buddy cop barbarian show.

Just saying. :-)

Like Sledgehammer, except with barbarians. :-)

I thought Wraithgar was a transforming android voiced by Eric Idle?

[taig]

I've checked the balls in the cup and confirmed this is the penultimate drawing.

Day 11!:

Freehold DM: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Rednal: 1d20 ⇒ 19
captain yesterday: 1d20 ⇒ 15
Zesdead: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Tacticslion: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Whack-a-Rogue: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Lathiira: 1d20 ⇒ 13
N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 17
El Ronza: 1d20 ⇒ 8
grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Treppa: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Lord Mhoram: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Ragadolf: 1d20 ⇒ 18
pulseoptional: 1d20 ⇒ 13
necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Sliverik: 1d20 ⇒ 5
137ben: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 7
The Archive: 1d20 ⇒ 3
baron arem heshvaun: 1d20 ⇒ 16
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 15
Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Readerbreeder: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Flame Effigy: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Bardess: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Walt Flanagan: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Air0r: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 16
J4RH34D: 1d20 ⇒ 9
Uncle Teddy: 1d20 ⇒ 4
John Napier 698: 1d20 ⇒ 2
lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Limeylongears: 1d20 ⇒ 17
lynora: 1d20 ⇒ 14
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Raven Moon: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Lazaro: 1d20 ⇒ 13
The NPC: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Glorf Fei-Hung: 1d20 ⇒ 13
master4sword: 1d20 ⇒ 20
JosMartigan: 1d20 ⇒ 20
legoguy4492: 1d20 ⇒ 3
ULTRAGEEK: 1d20 ⇒ 2
DJEternalDarkness: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Anthony Adam: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Sundakan: 1d20 ⇒ 3
ShadeKyubi: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Jonathon Wilder: 1d20 ⇒ 13

[taig]

It's a 20palooza!

sortin' the 20s:

Whack-a-Rogue: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Raven Moon: 1d20 ⇒ 10
master4sword: 1d20 ⇒ 5
JosMartigan: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 16

[taig]

Today's winner is Micah Watt! Second place (and a gift from Wraithguard) goes to Raven Moon.

Oh, hey, bitter lily wins last place (for the first time in this drawing) and receives a Legendary Games PDF!

Dire Rugrat recipients are The Archive, legoguy4492, and Sundakan. Please contact Dire Rugrat for your prize.

Forest Guardian Press recipients are many (thanks to all the 13s): Lathiira, pulseoptional, Elorebaen, Lazaro, Glorf Fei-Hung, and Jonathon Wilder.

Please contact Micah Watt for a gift from Pyromaniac Press.

Congratulations!

[taig]

Because of all the heartbreak of 20 rolloffs, I will make my offer to all rolls of 20 tomorrow. "Second" place and onward will go to 19s (or lower, as appropriate).

(Of course, the dice roller will spite me by giving up no 20s or maybe one)

[Forest Guardian Press]

Today's Forest Guardian Press recipients are Glorf Fei-Hung, and Jonathon Wilder.

I'll let the ubertastic Rick Kunz know!!!

[taig]

Forest Guardian Press wrote:

Today's Forest Guardian Press recipients are Glorf Fei-Hung, and Jonathon Wilder.

I'll let the ubertastic Rick Kunz know!!!

So many 13s...

[Ragadolf]

Jason Nelson wrote:

Last year we had several days with someone being all alone in last place, but this year not a one (pun intended), so in the spirit of generosity I've drawn a random number among those with only one one, to see who should be the one to get one present!

Survey says... ragadolf!!!

Pick a PDF at 9.99 and send me your DrivethruRPG email by PM here or at [e-mail] and it shall be yours!

Woot! I won something! I feel so special! :D

<Wizard does happy dance. It is as embarrassing as it sounds>

Thank you Jason! I shall PM you as post-haste as I can peruse my choices! :)

[Ragadolf]

Jason Nelson wrote:

Last year we had several days with someone being all alone in last place, but this year not a one (pun intended), so in the spirit of generosity I've drawn a random number among those with only one one, to see who should be the one to get one present!

Survey says... ragadolf!!!

Pick a PDF at 9.99 and send me your DrivethruRPG email by PM here or at [e-mail] and it shall be yours!

AND PM sent!

AND Thanks Again! :D

[Sundakan]

Ayyyy, a 3! It's like a 4, but better!

[ShadeKyubi]

Lots of 7s today

[Lathiira]

My THIRD 13!!!!! Woot!

[taig]

Lathiira wrote:

My THIRD 13!!!!! Woot!

Of course, as per the wont of the dice roller's evil, you can only win FGP's entire product line once.

[bitter lily]

Yeeeha! I won, I won, I won something real cool, I'm sure of it. I got a rock, except it's not a rock, 'cause I'm the only one on it! (This is a wonderful giveaway, all of you generous people participating. Just wonderful.)

< scurries off to try to dig the details of what she won out of this long thread >

I know it's... legendary... and I in fact have been salivating over stuff in the Legendary line -- but I don't remember details of the "last shall be first" offer. Do I get something random?

{EtA to Taig: Your generous offer is getting beyond generous! Merry Partymas indeed!}

[Jonathon Wilder]

Nice, I'll see what Forest Guardian Press has and send an email.
-----------------------

Admittedly, another Christmas gift I plan on getting this weekend is a hardcover of the Spheres of Power.

[Ann O. Nimmus]

TOZ wrote:

Hey, wait, I already got my anonymous PDF, what's this new e-mail...

O.O

<_<

>_>

*quietly adds new hardcover to sidecart*

Oh good, you did notice the correlation :)

[TOZ]

Alright gang, check my work here. I have compiled...The List of TOZ. Let's read it off, maaaaaaaaannnn.

The List of TOZ:

captain yesterday
DJEternalDarkness
Freehold DM
grimdog73
Jaxom Dragonheart
master4sword
Misterhabs
N.Jolly
Rednal
Uncle Teddy
Walt Flanagan
Whack-a-Rogue
Zesdead
ShadeKyubi

If you didn't win a gift so far, and you're not on the list, shout out with your rolls so I can put you on. If you're on the list and DID receive a gift, let me know so I can take you off. Once all the final winners are wrapped up, we'll see who gets The Gift of TOZ. (At this moment, it appears that grimdog73, Rednal, and ShadeKyubi do not have rolls that add up to that sublime number. Hopefully the last roll will fix that!)

[Forest Guardian Press]

Seems a few folk haven't received their FGP PDFs yet - if you haven't send me a PM. If you've already sent me a PM, don't send another! ;)

Seeing as we are in the holiday period things might move a bit slower, so have a little patience. Have a happy and safe holiday period too!

[pezlerpolychromatic]

Last day for prizes....... *summons epic wild mage powers to bend reality to his advantage*

[ShadeKyubi]

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

Last day for prizes....... *summons epic wild mage powers to bend reality to his advantage*

-A horde of hamsters appear-

[Jason Nelson]

taig wrote:

Today's winner is Micah Watt! Second place (and a gift from Wraithguard) goes to Raven Moon.

Oh, hey, bitter lily wins last place (for the first time in this drawing) and receives a Legendary Games PDF!

Yay, an actual loser! Is a winner!

Bitter lily, you are the proud winner of a.... [RNG sez]

Crusader Codex!

Prepare for 38 pages of 5-star-seal-of-approval awesome NPCs and stat blocks perfect for crushing a demon invasion or collaborating with the forces of chaos and destruction!

Just the thing for Christmas Eve Eve... :)

Send me your DrivethruRPG email by PM here at Paizo or to [e-mail] and I'll get your PDF coming your way!

[Jason Nelson]

Ragadolf wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

Last year we had several days with someone being all alone in last place, but this year not a one (pun intended), so in the spirit of generosity I've drawn a random number among those with only one one, to see who should be the one to get one present!

Survey says... ragadolf!!!

Pick a PDF at 9.99 and send me your DrivethruRPG email by PM here or at [e-mail] and it shall be yours!

AND PM sent!

AND Thanks Again! :D

Sure thing. Ragadolf's choice, for those curious:

Legendary Rogues!

[The Only Star]

Wow, so much awesome from so many people.

[pezlerpolychromatic]

ShadeKyubi wrote:

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

Last day for prizes....... *summons epic wild mage powers to bend reality to his advantage*

-A horde of hamsters appear-

*casts summon Velcro beneath them, resumes twisting the guidelines of the universe*

[Treppa]

I already won something this year. Since it's the last day, please remove my name from the running to give somebody who hasn't won a slightly better chance. Thanks!

[Lathiira]

taig wrote:

Lathiira wrote:

My THIRD 13!!!!! Woot!

Of course, as per the wont of the dice roller's evil, you can only win FGP's entire product line once.

Oh, I know. Already got my prize. Just noting that I've rolled 3 13s, a couple 12's, and some other duplicates (3's I think?). Lots of repetition. Got a full house already, now for four of a kind LOL

[Richard "Hamster" Hammond]

ShadeKyubi wrote:

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

Last day for prizes....... *summons epic wild mage powers to bend reality to his advantage*

-A horde of hamsters appear-

ShadeKyubi, we have hamstersign the likes of which even Cos has never seen. {cue Toto guitar riffs}

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

*casts summon Velcro beneath them, resumes twisting the guidelines of the universe*

{ignores Great Convention ban, uses atomics to break through the Velcro Wall}

[pezlerpolychromatic]

Richard "Hamster" Hammond wrote:

ShadeKyubi wrote:

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

Last day for prizes....... *summons epic wild mage powers to bend reality to his advantage*

-A horde of hamsters appear-

ShadeKyubi, we have hamstersign the likes of which even Cos has never seen. {cue Toto guitar riffs}

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

*casts summon Velcro beneath them, resumes twisting the guidelines of the universe*

{ignores Great Convention ban, uses atomics to break through the Velcro Wall}

*brings out the Atomic Dachshunds*

[Yidhra, Goddess of Paradoxes]

*Cuddles the Hounds of Tindalos*

[taig]

The final roll is coming up.

All 20s get my offer.
2nd place (after the 20s) receives a book from Wraithguard.
3rd place receives Forest Guardian Press's catalog.
6 (or nearest thereto) receives a PDF from Ambrosia Slaad.
Anyone who doesn't receive a prize gets the Vampire Hunter D book from pulseoptional.

[taig]

Day 12!!:

Freehold DM: 1d20 ⇒ 10
Rednal: 1d20 ⇒ 12
captain yesterday: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Zesdead: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Tacticslion: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Whack-a-Rogue: 1d20 ⇒ 9
Lathiira: 1d20 ⇒ 11
N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 12
El Ronza: 1d20 ⇒ 9
grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Lord Mhoram: 1d20 ⇒ 17
Ragadolf: 1d20 ⇒ 10
pulseoptional: 1d20 ⇒ 9
necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Sliverik: 1d20 ⇒ 11
137ben: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 14
The Archive: 1d20 ⇒ 9
baron arem heshvaun: 1d20 ⇒ 6
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 3
Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 10
Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 15
Readerbreeder: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Flame Effigy: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Bardess: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 3
Walt Flanagan: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Air0r: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 3
J4RH34D: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Uncle Teddy: 1d20 ⇒ 10
John Napier 698: 1d20 ⇒ 3
lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Limeylongears: 1d20 ⇒ 2
lynora: 1d20 ⇒ 17
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Raven Moon: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Lazaro: 1d20 ⇒ 12
The NPC: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Glorf Fei-Hung: 1d20 ⇒ 16
master4sword: 1d20 ⇒ 20
JosMartigan: 1d20 ⇒ 20
legoguy4492: 1d20 ⇒ 11
ULTRAGEEK: 1d20 ⇒ 20
DJEternalDarkness: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Anthony Adam: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Sundakan: 1d20 ⇒ 17
ShadeKyubi: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Jonathon Wilder: 1d20 ⇒ 17

[taig]

That's 4 20s I'll be paying out to. :)

Roll-off for Misfit Studios' offer:

Raven Moon: 1d20 ⇒ 15
master4sword: 1d20 ⇒ 20
JosMartigan: 1d20 ⇒ 4
ULTRAGEEK: 1d20 ⇒ 10

[pezlerpolychromatic]

Yay, I got a 3!...........wait, what does that mean again?

[taig]

master4sword receives the supplemental books from Misfit Studios!

Next we have a roll-off between Tacticslion and Jaxom Dragonheart for 2nd/3rd.

Woo! Another roll-off!:

Tacticslion: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 2

[Alexandros Satorum]

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

Yay, I got a 3!...........wait, what does that mean again?

A free product from Dire rugrats

[taig]

Tacticslion receives something from Wraithguard, and Jaxom Dragonheart receives Forest Guardian Press's books.

Next up is Ambrosia Slaad's generous offer.

Breaking up all those 6s!:

necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 10
baron arem heshvaun: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Flame Effigy: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Walt Flanagan: 1d20 ⇒ 6
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 20