Cap'n Siskel, FaWtLy Critic's page

Dear Hollywood:

Stop trying to make John Cena happen.
That is all.

you're absolutely right, let's give all his roles to the cast of Twilight!

I barely remember reading Battlefield Earth, but I recall that it wasn't great. The movie, on the other hand, was so bad that it will be forever trapped, fighting for the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel alongside the likes of The Revenant, The Convent, and That Thing That Disney Did.

I raise you one Jupiter Ascending

From the Great British Baking Show.

"For dessert week you need to make a layered meringue cake that you can share with your friends"

And we're the ones that supposedly eat too much sugar!

Ozarks is a show about terrible people doing terrible things to good people and barely getting away with it (until the next episode).

I do not recommend it, watch Tiger King instead.

Admittedly I only made it through 9 episodes.

If you don't have Marvel's Spider-Man on the PS4, get it.

Easily the best video game of the year.

Selene,

It was in response to Rysky's "who made what?"

and yes I'm not limited by one movie in my life. But I'm trying to avoid movies I don't think I'll enjoy.

Hence why I'm actively staying away from Angry Birds.

Angry Birds is a surprisingly good movie.

So, Endgame was a pretty stupid movie, didn't really like it, reminds me of the second and third Hobbit movies.

If you have three hours of free time I recommend spending it on something else.

Poor chickens. They did not ask for this.

Have you not seen The Muppet Show? I'm pretty sure they were.

Just finished Alita Battle Angel, a great movie despite being produced by James Cameron, I highly recommend it!

Freehold DM wrote:

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NobodysHome wrote:

NobodysHome's Dream Car.

FreeholdDM's Dream Car

Vehicles You Can Wear is a sadly underpopulated category.

you dontnwear this, you pilot it. It is roughly 60 feet tall.

That's going to be hell to get into a parking garage.

That's what missiles and lens flare is for.

Have you learned nothing from The Transformers movies?

Clearly, we have different definitions of entertaining.

Boy, Tyrant's Grasp sure does suck so far.

I think it might end up being worse then Hell's Vengeance.

Freehold DM wrote:

assassins creed is worse. The talk to people button and the assassinate people button are the same.

Since I'm still at work, I find this arrangement to be perfectly logical.

And it's the plot for two out of three seasons of Fargo.

And the inevitable big-budget blockbuster disaster movie to follow.

Starring Dwayne Johnson, and Betty White (featuring Johnny Depp as Al Gore).

My kids hate Sid the Science Kid with a passion reserved for [redacted] and Joss Whedon.

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

I am watching the British Baking show with Mrs Sunrise, and there is this thing called a stroopwafel. Which is a waffle sandwich with caramel in the middle.

I'm fairly certain I would devour the worst of these things and ask for more.

The British can go die in a fire. The stroopwafel is Dutch! Bunch of filthy thieves.

Also, stroopwafels are the best.

Don't worry, they all have a terrible time recreating them, so your national pride can remain intact.

I've been scared of Val Kilmer ever since.

Further proof that either A) Americans have no taste, or 2) Russian trolls win yet again.

Taco Bell was voted America's favorite Mexican restaurant.

A restaurant they're calling it!

Riverdale is absolutely hilarious!

Isn't that the plot of Age Of Ultron.

In honor of a classic movie, I suggest The FaWtL 7. ** spoiler omitted **

But,

Seriously, that completely killed the movie for me, nothing else mattered after that.

My summer splurge arrived.

Feast Of Dust! Holy s++!! Wow!

Also, not a huge fan of Netflix.

Hulu is definitely way, way better.

I personally think the marvel movies are getting better.

I'll give DC credit, they're also getting better, for DC.

I took Tiny T-Rex to a morning showing of the Lego Ninjago Movie.

I've seen worse kids movies.

It was helped by a cast of primarily Robot Chicken alumni.

I'm loving the Deluxe Harrow Deck I got yesterday.

Definitely worth it.

Watched Coco and now all I can think about is that I'm going to die and everyone will forget I ever existed.

good... times...

Yup, that's why I stopped watching Pixar films so long ago.

So with an infinite number of tomatoes flying in the air, do you get tomato rain?

I believe that would be an invasion of Killer Tomatoes.

Is Black Panther better than many of the superhero movies as of late? I'm kinda getting burned out on subpar movies. But that might be DC's fault.

You are correct, it is DC's fault.

Boss Baby is not a good movie.

Big surprise, I know.

I got about five minutes into Rogue One, predicted everything that would happen, and gave up.

Whoever directed it knew their Star Wars/Disney tropes, and then pretty much drenched everything in them.

If you want a glacial pace watch Better Call Saul.

I love that show but I don't need a half hour of Mike the security guard cleaning his car.

I love the first season of Stranger Things.

It might be the single best thing ever created for television.

Scintillae wrote:

It depends on the tragedy. I loathe Romeo and Juliet. I love Othello.

LOOOOOOOOOVE Macbeth myself.

My personal favorite tragedy was MacGyver.

Is Woody Allen even doing anything anymore...

Blueberries painted gold on top of the cupcakes?

What can go wrong!!

The Squirrel Nut Zipper's Christmas album was surprisingly boring.

I hardly think a TV show would have needless drama.

Tacticslion wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

So, what does everyone think of SW Rebels?

I've enjoyed the first three episodes enough (better than the first three of CW, at any rate, especially if you include the movie compared to the first two episodes of Rebels), but I hear it gets really good (and dark) starting in S3. Again.

I saw the first two seasons. I thought they were good. I also liked Clone Wars.

I've never seen Clone Wars either.

I can't afford to watch ANY Star Wars, you never know when someone is going to bring in Jar-Jar Binks.

They have new episodes of Cake Wars on Hulu.

Sadly, there is no one throwing cakes at each other.

Just four people and their assistants trying to make cakes as unappetizing as possible.

I love it.

I found Rocket Raccoon #1 at the local Vinnies, and boy is it hilarious.

What have I been missing all these years.

The Orville kicks ass!

If you haven't seen it yet you're missing out.

The Strain is a stupid show.

I prefer Guardians Of The Galaxy.

** spoiler omitted **

I won't watch that one either.

Unless Seth Mcfarlane does it.

My problem with cowboy movies.

The cliche that almost everyone has to die.

Loved the potato cannon though!

The vat of porridge is acceptable.

children's movies mega post

No Emoji Movie.

Why ever for not...

They have The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross on Hulu!!!!!!!

"Such happy little clouds in our world!"

Even though i've never seen Cowboy Star even I can tell Firefly rips it off.

Seriously, if you close your eyes and imagine it all as anime you can almost see where Whedon filed off the serial numbers.

And outside of Wash and the lady who got gut shot when Captain a!++#&+ confronted Mister Red Herring in a suit I can honestly say I hope everyone dies.