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"E.. A... T... M... O... R... E... K... I... B... B... L... E... T... H... U... L... H... U..." huh, okay, let's put them together, and make appropriate edits, "EAT... MORE... KIBBLETHULU...? ... a crummy commercial? Son of a priestess!"
... "and more naked than ever before" (or at least he would be, if this was going by FaWtL rules, WHICH IT ISN'T - HAH! TAKE THAT, UNIVERSE!!11one11!!)
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(Kibblethulhu is part of this complete balanced breakfast. Remember, spawnlings, send in 3 proof of purchase runes to receive your FREE! R'lyeh Sekrit Decoder Ring.)
Personally, I prefer Shub-Muesliggurath. It keeps you regular!ly shaking and drooling with cosmic horror
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No! No banana! I ate it already! None left for you!
Now go away, and stop invading all things!
This isn't Game of Bananas, after all!
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I considered creating a banana throne for Monkey Santa, but I have a strict “15 minutes a day” rule on his shenanigans. So I settled for this.
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Flawless victory, really.
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Posted this elsewhere, but figured it deserves to be here, too, and maybe Carl’s house of respite:
And, possibly, educational.
Speaking of educational! This isn’t:
So, according to this, the god Thor () can lift (with his belt) as a light load, 6,533,600 lbs. (so, a small bridge, but not a tugboat), or as a medium load 13,107,200 lbs. (so a 300’ tall rocket launch tower, but not the Eiffel Tower), or as a heavy load 19,660,800 lbs. (so a destroyer, frigate, space shuttle, or large submarine; but neither a Capitol ship or unloaded freighter). He can drag up to 98 million lbs. (98,304,000 to be exact; so a large bridge, cruise ship, or freighter ship; but still out of luck for the Empire State Building).
From this we can gather that Tighten (from Megamind) is stronger than Thor with Thor’s belt on. Also, old age (personified by illusion magic as a giant cat in Norse mythology) weighs north of 19 million pounds, but less than 98.3 million.
Also that Atlas is a colossal+ creature with a strength of approximately 349 (I may have miscounted somewhere, but this is what I get for using head numbers not writing stuff down; I presumed that “colossal+” was the same x16 carrying capacity as colossal, but as I don’t have the magazine with me in which colossal+ was introduced, I’unno; a medium creature would require 369 - heyo, internet number - strength instead). If Atlas was a standard “huge” titan, he’d need a strength of 359 instead.
As an aside, we can confirm that Tighten (again, from Megamind) has a strength less than 349 as we can see the weights he struggles with (like the Empire State Building - or whatever that building was).
Now, fortified with pointless knowledge, you may go forth and conquer!
(Please note: all calculations for Thor may be off - he might be larger than medium. If so, ooooooops. I said I’m not looking at stuff, dang it!)
Rise for the glory of a new year - as the new year lives, so, too, doth this threeeeaaaad.
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Ping!
Ping!
Is ping the thing? Let it ring: I wanna hear you sing!
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Is 27 days long enough to count this as necromancing a thread?
Usually, we like to let it go at least a full month, but this is close enough.
Put the bling ring on the ping, as the thing we sing, when we swing the king, Ming!
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I don't know what I'm doing here, either.
I- ... I'll see myself out.
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And let us never forget the Royal Anthem of the Canadian Kilted Yaksmen...
I’m pretty sure I’ve pre-forgotten it so thoroughly that I unlearn if it’s existence every time I read about it - I can’t even remember whatever it is we’re talking about and it’s written, like, right there. Of course that could be my cropping Attention Deficit, but Imma go with the “pre-forgotten” concept instead!
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I’m pretty sure I’ve pre-forgotten it so thoroughly that I unlearn if it’s existence every time I read about it - I can’t even remember whatever it is we’re talking about and it’s written, like, right there. Of course that could be my cropping Attention Deficit, but Imma go with the “pre-forgotten” concept instead!
What were we talking about?
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It ain’t exactly clear...
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It ain’t exactly clear...
So, just normal Tacticslion?
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It ain’t exactly clear...
So, just normal Tacticslion?
Hey! That's... totally fair, actually, yeah, carry on.
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So...
According to The Santa Clause, if you kill Santa, you become Santa.
Does this mean Santa is a Necromonger?
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Well, I mean, it wouldn't be the first controversial thing he's been involved with. But he does have a keen ear for music.
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You know, any zoo is a petting zoo if you're drunk enough. #DeepThoughtsOnColdMeds
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You know, any zoo is a petting zoo if you're drunk enough. #DeepThoughtsOnColdMeds
Tell that to the guy that got bit by a panda.
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Hold my beer.
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Hold my beer.
I'll just, uh... I'll just... set it... over... here, yeah.
*(cough)syrup-titiously tosses out window into bushes, leaving empty cup*
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All bushes rot. I call it blooming.
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5 days later a those bushes are now rotting
{singing (horribly)} ♫ 4 falling nerds ♫
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Tuesday's gone... but the thread goes on...
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My wife suggested that we should do some “neck, romancing” but now I’m here and she’s upset for some reason. I dunno, I’m just trying to grant a request!
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*nudges thread with foot*
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Then I’m like, “BOMP~! Here’s this thread!” I said, like, “BOMP, here’s this thread~!” I-
Oh. Uh, yeah. See, I know a guy.
I am required by law to wonder: has anyone ever heard that song - the original, I mean - past the part where he says, “BOMP: there she is!”...? I mean - someone’s had to, right? I didn’t actually know of anyone.
EDIT: wow. Stupid painful eye irritant! Counts see to schpeil korektlee (not that I can anyway...)
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Speaking of necromancied threads, over in Website Feedback there's one that's over fourteen years old.
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Speaking of necromancied threads, over in Website Feedback there's one that's over fourteen years old.
That's a product review. Does that count?
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HOW BIG WAS HE?
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So... necromancy, am I right? *adjusts bowtie*
You have to actually let the thread die for it to be necromancy.
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That which is not living
can never truly die
something something something
I could really go for fries.
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Regular thin fries, steakhouse fries, crinkle cut fries, waffle fries, or curly fries?
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Regular thin fries, steakhouse fries, crinkle cut fries, waffle fries, or curly fries?
Yes.
Yes to all of that.
I may just be an immortal, cursed to unending life as a tropical fruit due to poor pronunciation during the lichdom ritual, but damn I love me some fries.
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I think it's dead now...
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I think it's dead now...
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Walks slowly away from explosions.
I actually like that song. It's a guilty pleasure, but I like it all the same.
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Wake! Rise, and shuffle on! So sez me!
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Where’s my Zardoz codpiece?