241. Burning hands potions taste like cheating.
242. Anyone who posts the taste of potions immediately loses their sense of taste.
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250. No, you can't pause the game to check the house rules during the session. COMMIT EVERY SINGLE ONE TO MEMORY OR GO. HOME.
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251. All party members with the same haircut shall get the same teamwork feat for free.
251b.) If your party has four members in it, and they all possess bowl cuts, the feat granted will be Compelling Harmonies.
252.) Wearing a Giant Furry Hat grants you +25 to your leadership score.
253.) Don't worry. Be happy.
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254.) If you lose an arm, a leg, and an eye, and acquire appropriate replacements, you gain a free level of swashbuckler and a parrot for a familiar, and the ability to at will do bardic performance as a 20th level bard but can only sing the pirate song.
255.) When in doubt, ask your mother. She'll know the answer.
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258.
Gaming related fonts should be printed out on cardstock and brought to the table, not posted on a forum like above. Are they even SPARKS?
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260. Sometimes you have to leave a number empty to keep the disease from spreading.
262.) Some numbers are just pure evil to start with.
139.) The number '139' is a powerful occult symbol signifying both the repetition of patterns and the violation of them.
263.) A knowledge of numbers is a burden. Forget them immediately.
264.) Why not Zoidberg?
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266. Not Zoidberg.
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269. Don't put too many points into stealth or you'll end up like IHIYC.
270.Saying a completely blind character is 1/2 an oracle with blurred vision is completely offensive.
271. When at school, PCs will beaten regularly every thirty minutes. However, it will not do them any harm - except for psychological maladjustment and blurred vision.
272. If a character wants revenge on some thing(such as a public school or Keoland) they get a bonus to lure the big bad there and fight it, all out!
273.Mirror image is now called pillar of smears. In a 5 by 5 square you cannot pick out individual images at all. Any attempt to attack is firing blindly into what looks like melting crayons. Number of images is irrelevant.
274.) History repeats itself.
275.) History repeats itself.
276.) History repeats itself.
277.) History repeats itself.
279.) ...slowly.
280.) The "Chaotic Blue" alignment can only be possessed by sufficiently depressed bards.
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281. "Lawful Gouda" is not an alignment.
282. "Cheeseomancer" is not a variant class.
282(a). Nor are "Paladinner"
282(b). "Free Ranger"
282(c). "Breadbarian (or Barbecuebarian)"
282(d). and "Sauceror"
283. Food puns in general are discouraged.
285.Apples per level is a food pun.
286. So is the cheese school of magic.
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286b. The cheese school of magic is described in detail below because I had an extra 20 minutes to burn
Opposed Schools/Spells: A cheese specialist treats all spells with the poison descriptor as spells from opposed schools for all purposes save for the creation of Infused Stinky Cheese (see below)
Stinky Cheese Resistance: You gain the scent ability and treat saves against stench and other similar effects as +10 higher. At 11th level this bonus increases to +15 and gain immunity to such effects at 20th level.
Infused Stinky Cheese (SU): As a standard action, you can treat all spells with the poison descriptor of a level you can cast as being in your spellbook and not being from an opposed school. You must produce a piece of bad-smelling cheese worth at least 5GP X the level spell to cast this spell, but add half your level to the DC to resist the spell. You can choose to make the cheese emit a stench, allowing it to treat the spell as if it´s range were 30ft. longer and affect all creatures within the range of the cheese (excluding you and an amount of creatures equal to your intelligence modifier+3) You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3+your intelligence modifier
Cheese Mastery (SU) At 10th level, Whenever you are holding a piece of stinky cheese, you treat your intelligence, constitution and caster level as 4 higher.
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287. All Chrysallids are to be shot in sight.
287Bylaw. Anyone stupid enough to shoot a Chrysallid with a wand, gets hit instead when their attack reflects. This applies to magic missile because they targeted their reflection. :p
288.) "It's good to be the King," is a valid verbal component for any Enchantment Spell of the Charm or Compulsion subschool.
289 Your GM is an acceptable choice for a deity. He/She gives the domains of Law, Favouritism and Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies.
Rule of Acquisition #291, Latinum does not grow on trees.
Rule of Acquisition #292, Latinum does grow on certain trees, in the form of rare seasonal fruit.
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Edit - wrong thread, sorry about that.
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293.) This is ALWAYS the right thread.
294.) Everything has a monetary value. A Latinum coin is worth 10 ordinary platinum. :)
295.) Blackula is worth going over to the dark side
296.) Bakula is worth going over to the dark side.
298.) Always follow the correct numerical order of things. Like a list of strange house rules.