it's the itchy and scratchy show!!! and I've had to vote for it at least twice. :(
A lot of people think weaponizing beer is a good idea.
Why should monks and barbarians get all the fun?
Also an item's heading made me really go WTF? But then after reading the description I thought it was such a cool item. Then I realized it was a modern day item transformed into a magical item really, really well. If only it didn't have that name.
I never knew so many magic items emitted an aroma!
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Smells like victory.
Well, that sounds like a cursed item to me. *marks bingo card* Only two more to go!
Wait,...demons are bad?!
Even tough aura is listed before CL in the format, you figure it out after you set the CL. It's not a subjective assessment of your items power. Its the easiest thing about your item to set, yet I think its the second most common error I see. Read the spell detect magic like the core rule book tells you to. If the CL is 1-5 its faint, 6-11 is moderate, and 12-20 is strong. I have to wonder how someone who has played pathfinder at all has never had detect magic come up in their games.
You assume we have actually played the game!
Soul, it's what's for dinner!
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So I think I will just mount that on a ring, so I can use it the way you want me to and I wont LOSE it!
Disco gets an upvote
Whoa that item si also disco and getting an upvote what is going on!
Finally an item worthy of that sweet windowless van
i have been impaled again! At least it wasn't my soul this time.
That's what she said... (sorry had to be done.)
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Baby, that's my "Shag rug of Shagging" so..
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Those are some interesting requirements...
I really want to snark this item but I can't without it being perfectly obvious which one I am talking about...sigh...down voted for like the 7th time.
There needs to be a word for that...
pooriginal?
Your item should not make me consider if disfiguring myself to use it is worth it. Doubly so if doing so includes loosing other item slots in said dismemberment. This is pathfinder, not the RPG version of the SAW franchise...
*Hey players, I have a great idea for our next campaign. You will love it.*
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'turgid'
I've seen that item before. I don't remember when, but it's been in the competition before. Perhaps not the exact same item, but the same concept. It's not any better this time around.
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'turgid'
ugh ugh ugh least favorite word in the English language
Monster-in-a-can vs. item that does what an already existing item does, only with an additional ability and strange restrictions.
Order this item now, to fill your character* with blazing machismo!
*Elves need not apply.
I can TELL this is a typo mistake, but it's the kind of mistake people will tear you apart over. But, the typo made me chuckle.
But a 20 always passes a Save. So... :-P to your typo.
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I just have to remove my head to use this, right?
Magical cellphone. *marks bingo card*
Blackout! Time to start on KC's card.
Superstars drinking game!
Take a shot for every alcohol-related item that comes up for voting!
Take two if it's a joke item.
Down the whole bottle if it makes a pun.
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Superstars drinking game!
Take a shot for every alcohol-related item that comes up for voting!
Take two if it's a joke item.
Down the whole bottle if it makes a pun.
Are you TRYING to kill someone? I get that you want less competition, but isn't that a little much?
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Superstars drinking game!
Take a shot for every alcohol-related item that comes up for voting!
Take two if it's a joke item.
Down the whole bottle if it makes a pun.
This is deadlier than Oregon Trail.
Extremely niche item vs. blatant metagaming item.
Are you TRYING to kill someone? I get that you want less competition, but isn't that a little much?Superstars drinking game!
Take a shot for every alcohol-related item that comes up for voting!
Take two if it's a joke item.
Down the whole bottle if it makes a pun.
I play for keeps.
But feel free to remove the second two rules if you want even the slimmest chance for survival.
And for those that plan to do a lot of voting i'd also downgrade a shot to a sip.
If those are the intended target of this item, then that's the wrong material to craft it from.
RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32
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Champion Voter Season 6, Champion Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Champion Voter Season 9
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So many IP violations.
Quite a few items using no/incorrect/Ultimate Equipment template.
Don't create/use names not established in Golarion lore; deities, NPCs, etc.
A double handful of items are using rules not on the PRD.
Oh come on... Why am I seeing the same joke item for the 4th time now?
Never thought I'd see an item that reminds me of middle school music class
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Oochie-koochie-coo?
An item at that price is an artifact. I downvote you, and say "goodbye," for you will be Culled.
"Hi, I am a stealth item, sneak. Yes that's right I said stealth, Sneak. I am a stealth item GORRAM IT, I SAID SNEAK!"
So... spell level check....caster level check but different from stated above ... so what's the DC??
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vial and vile are two very different words with very different meanings....
The rouge rogue steals steel vile vials by the sure shore.