Snark Powers activate


RPG Superstar™ General Discussion

1,451 to 1,500 of 2,879 << first < prev | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | next > last >>
Grand Lodge Marathon Voter Season 9

Brigg wrote:

Using gender specific pronouns also makes determining the subject of a sentence in an ability or item description SIGNIFICANTLY LESS confusing. The use is the "He" or the "She", and the target or targets are always referred to as "It" or "They" (As a target can be ANYTHING)

Example. Say I'm talking about a sword:

The wielder can use her Strength modifier as a bonus to AC when parrying with the sword.

As opposed to:

The wielder can use its Strength modifier as a bonus to AC when parrying with the sword.

If I ever read the second example in an item's description, the first thing that would come to mind is, "What's the sword's Strength modifier?"

Since the item is an object and easier to identify as an "it", that can lead to confusion.

I feel like I'm explaining this more than I should be...

Anyway that's the way I've always seen it.

Typically I believe paizo products use the word 'their' in cases such as those, particularly with item descriptions as opposed to class features.


Tremble before my burning killing stick!

Seriously, some of these names...there's a wonderful book called a thesaurus that comes in handy for finding better words to describe things. First impressions are important, and the first thing that gets read of your entry is its name.

Grand Lodge Marathon Voter Season 9

3 people marked this as a favorite.

Item, I cannot wait to downvote you. By the skin of your teeth have you been better than the crap next to you all three times we've met.

Star Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

@Brigg
I know which item they're referring to, and they're actually referring to the use of multiple different pronouns, not one consistent one.

My sincerest apologies if that's too specific and please delete if it is.

Sovereign Court Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

JamesCooke wrote:

@Brigg

I know which item they're referring to, and they're actually referring to the use of multiple different pronouns, not one consistent one.

My sincerest apologies if that's too specific and please delete if it is.

I'm beginning to think I may have misunderstood the context of the original post. For whatever reason, I wasn't aware that he was pointing out a specific item.

My bad. If we want to continue trying to figure out where my confusion came in, feel free to PM me, as we don't want to talk about specific items here.

Sovereign Court Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

"I'm tired of enemies not taking damage"

vs.

"Commas? What are those?"


1 person marked this as a favorite.

That's *twitch* not how *twitch* it's spelled. *twitchtwitchtwitch*

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

One of my top 3 items vs an unformatted mess? Easy

Gave me time to think and decide themes this year are Lions, Storms, and Leather Gauntlets with Tubes. With the ever present Bards and Undead of course.

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

Was going to call a snark cease fire from my personal cannon battery, then the racist item kept stalking me, seriously, stop it, I am not that kind of white guy!

Sovereign Court Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

Wow, slogging through some of the dregs, stopped short by two AMAZING little items.

This could actually take a few minutes.

EDIT: One guy got the spell school wrong. The other guy got the Caster Level wrong.
EDIT 2: Guy that got CL wrong is also missing a school from his aura.
EDIT 3: Voted for the guy that only got the school wrong, as everything else about the item and the template was spot-on!

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka Arkos

2 people marked this as a favorite.

Aha! I have finally seen snark (somewhere within the last 1,460 posts!) which I truly believe is mine... though it sheds some light on a few other snark contenders as well...

HEY HEY I GOTS SNARK!

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8 , Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka Helena Handbasket

Jeff Harris 982 wrote:
Was going to call a snark cease fire from my personal cannon battery, then the racist item kept stalking me, seriously, stop it, I am not that kind of white guy!
Covent wrote:
Gave me time to think and decide themes this year are Lions, Storms, and Leather Gauntlets with Tubes. With the ever present Bards and Undead of course.

Hmm, I guess I've been lucky not to get a racist item (so far).

Or tubular gloves. (Definitely lots of all the other themes, though).

Grand Lodge Marathon Voter Season 9

I'm getting really bad semantic saturation with the word 'runes'. Symbols and hieroglyphs running down blades, shafts, and across armor are also absurdly common.

I liked Witcher 3 too. Please stop.

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

2 people marked this as a favorite.

The drugs for getting rid of snark have pretty serious side effects Rich, you may want a second doctors opinion.

Dark Archive

Wait, what? How are those two things even connected? Do you seriously expect me to believe that item can do that?

Grand Lodge Marathon Voter Season 9

Covent wrote:

One of my top 3 items vs an unformatted mess? Easy

Gave me time to think and decide themes this year are Lions, Storms, and Leather Gauntlets with Tubes. With the ever present Bards and Undead of course.

I know I've seen 10 lightning themed items so far.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 16 , Dedicated Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka Petty Alchemy

Per the fan compiled list there have been 5 items that start with the word "Storm" thus far.

Star Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

At some points, I'm having to make my decision based on which item fills up my bingo card the least

Grand Lodge Marathon Voter Season 9

1 person marked this as a favorite.

You can't give that kind of status effect with no save, especially not that cheap.

Scarab Sages Star Voter Season 9

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

When faced with two really bad options, I down-vote the one with the better formatting because I know the poor formatting will get the other one DQ'd sooner or later.

Does this make me a bad person?

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

I have joked about the summons union needing to be a thing, now, I am pretty sure I need to lead the summons in a strike demanding it.

Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

2 people marked this as a favorite.

I had to vote for a terrible item because I don't understand why anyone would ever make or buy the other.


Metagaming item vs. item inspired by an internet meme.

I think this is a good place to stop for the night.

Dedicated Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

3 people marked this as a favorite.

Yay, I just saw my favorite item again for the first time since the cull.


8 people marked this as a favorite.
Rei wrote:
Mask vs. mask! Is this a mask-off?
Rabbitball wrote:
Mask vs. Mask... I'll vote for the Mask.

They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rhumba beat.

When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

The senoritas they sing and how they swing with this rumbero,
It's very nice, so full of spice.
And when they're dancing they bring a happy ring the maraquero,
El maraquero singin' a song, all the day long.

Si, senorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick
It's very nice, so full of spice.
I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand
Then we shall try - just you and I. Aye-aye-aye!

So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!

Shake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow!
See ya!

Star Voter Season 9

This looks familiar. What does it- sweet merciful argh argh argh why

Oh, now I remember.

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka michaeljpatrick

A lot of items that produce a concealing cloud of some sort. They tend to vary a lot mechanically and in theme, though. So they got that going for them.


taking a look post cull and ... ah good still plenty of blood items!

And I think we should call them Chulls just for fun.

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka michaeljpatrick

3 people marked this as a favorite.
Mike Franke wrote:


And I think we should call them Chulls just for fun.

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Lightning Lions?


Special defense every round and special attack every 4 rounds forever no limit vs. blood blood blood! I'm going to have to vote for the blood.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
michael patrick wrote:
Mike Franke wrote:


And I think we should call them Chulls just for fun.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Lightning Lions?

No (although I need to write that up right now) you know those things that look like lobsters with tentacles for a face.

Dark Archive Marathon Voter Season 9

Pathfinder Lost Omens Subscriber

Hey, I'm starting to see some new items!

Dark Archive Marathon Voter Season 9

Pathfinder Lost Omens Subscriber

Darn still only a star voter 1


Hey this item is a nice little item look it glows and .... whaaat! Looks like I'm voting up version 2 of the pocket library.

RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16 , Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka Hodge Podge

Hah, still there! Take that, snarkers! >:3

Dark Archive Marathon Voter Season 9

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Lost Omens Subscriber

You know, I was just thinking to myself ... I've always wanted a playhouse for my summoned demon!

Dark Archive Marathon Voter Season 9

Pathfinder Lost Omens Subscriber

and hey an item that will allow grandpa to chew his food again!


Ah pretty cool, I know it is just a Dr. Who rip off but I may vote for ....IT COSTS HOW MUCH!!!

RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka dien

I actually kinda like this item conceptually-- it's short and simple and clear-- but unfortunately the designer didn't take munchkinism into account, so it has a very large Bag-of-Cats type of flaw that would lead to abuse. Could have been easily fixed with a clause indicating the limited circumstances under which you can charge the item, too. Have a vote for now, designer-- it's a rookie mistake in terms of game balance, but I think you might be able to do better!

Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

- People hate ethereals, but love turning corpses into their own pet undeads.

- Nerds are cool, so books and book items are popular.

Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

Bag of Cats?

Dark Archive Marathon Voter Season 9

Pathfinder Lost Omens Subscriber

Same bloody item gets up voted again because it is against a rip off from a web comic. This is one lucky item.

Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

5 people marked this as a favorite.

I wish there was a "Grudging Upvote" button.

RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka dien

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Thunderfrog wrote:
Bag of Cats?

Yeah, like:

"Every time this dagger is used to kill a living creature, it gains a charge; for every charge, the dagger gains a +1 bonus to a maximum of +5" -- as written, there is nothing to prevent a munchkinny adventurer from carrying around a bag of cats (or rats or frogs or crickets or anything else that qualifies as a small, non-threat, living creature), and killing them offhand just to keep the dagger charged as a +5 weapon.

This particular item does not require killing anything, but it's that sort of exploit: something that the designer intended to be an occasional thing, but, as written, there is nothing actually preventing you from having it as essentially a constant ability.

Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Ah!

Yea, as a general principle, I downvote items that are priced and presented as +1, then "when this uncommon thing that can totally be a common thing occurs" it's a +5 holy hand grenade.

Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

Item: In fewer than 100 words you made about 10 errors. Your opposition item thanks you.

Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Thrawn007 wrote:
Two items over 175k again. Paizo could just put out a book of items called "stuff that is too expensive for you to ever have". They will have more than enough material just from this contest.

Like a Hammacher Schlemmer Crystalhue Catalog?

Grand Lodge Marathon Voter Season 9

Anyone else feel like they're stuck in a bad Wizard of Oz? Lions and snakes and storms, oh my.

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

bracer vs. bracer and slap fight!

Silver Crusade Contributor , Marathon Voter Season 9

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Rogue-in-a-can vs. big ol' wizard buff.

sigh

1,451 to 1,500 of 2,879 << first < prev | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Archive / Paizo / RPG Superstar™ / General Discussion / Snark Powers activate All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.