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Tech Support Edit: I understand you worked really hard to type all of that out. However, since CripDyke's RPGSS reviews and Samnell's Civil War thread, (both posts surpassed 5,000 words), we have received an immense uptick in requests to spoiler tag such posts for cleaner presentation.
We are now automatically compressing lengthy diatribes, essays, posts that exceed 2,000 characters. Unlike normal spoiler tags, these compressions can be nested.
If you have any questions, please PM me.
Yours,
T.S.

Come on guys, don't let go of the puns, lets sea this through!

I'm already givin' 'er all she's got captain!

Not to worry*. Good luck surviving the next wave!

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This is how we learn that Kobold Cleaver has a washed up sense of humor.

Adjective: Invasive

The anticipation for the cull is keeling me.

This DC is higher than last week's paycheck.

That saving throw type does not exist in this game.

We're relatively sure that there were just under 700 entries this year. We've gone nearly a full day with a ~40 person taskforce and were unable to make any new discoveries.

I just have to remove my head to use this, right?

Some of these items make me want to gouge out my own eyes, because that is a necessity to unleash their true power!

Someone has the same favorite Pokemon as I do. Too bad that entry violated IP.

This (large and bulky) weapon is easily mistaken for a (light and small) weapon.

What is this I don't even

IA IA C'THULHU F'HNTAGN!!

Stone Soup was never meant to cave people's heads in.

Shouting the TITLE OF YOUR ITEM will not make me vote for it.

Craft Wondrous Item is indeed a feat.
Linking it to the prd description of the feat is wholly unnecessary. Save the links for less ubiquitous aspects of your item, epecially what it summons.

This device was designed to undo errata that was recently released.

It's an adventurer in a box!

He has already begun the Dance of Ruin!

This is a really interesting tribal dance, bookmarking for inspiration next year.

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