So what did Mistress Rysky get for Christmas?
Besides hugs from her favorite stool.
*more hugs*
*hugs back*
One of those portable rechargeable battery/charger thingies for my phone, sweet!
And a Mountain Drake from Bad Dragon (though that one was more I gift I gave to myself :3)
And money from various relatives.
How was your Christmas?
Good...
I got the usual $1000 from my parents...
and a pair of gloves from them in my mothers unending quest to get me to wear gloves during the winter...
A collection of Mel Brooks films on Blue Ray from a friend...
A Star Wars coffee cup that when you put hot liquid in it reveals laser blasts and explosions...
I might still get stuff from my sisters and brother....
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*is polishing off the jellies oozing and the stink bombs, and there seems to be at least two screaming maids less than there should be*
*burps, spraying bits and pieces everywhere*
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So what did Mistress Rysky get for Christmas?
Besides hugs from her favorite stool.
*more hugs*
*hugs back*
One of those portable rechargeable battery/charger thingies for my phone, sweet!
And a Mountain Drake from Bad Dragon (though that one was more I gift I gave to myself :3)
And money from various relatives.
How was your Christmas?
Good...
I got the usual $1000 from my parents...
and a pair of gloves from them in my mothers unending quest to get me to wear gloves during the winter...
A collection of Mel Brooks films on Blue Ray from a friend...
A Star Wars coffee cup that when you put hot liquid in it reveals laser blasts and explosions...
I might still get stuff from my sisters and brother....
Nice!
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*is polishing off the jellies oozing and the stink bombs, and there seems to be at least two screaming maids less than there should be*
*burps, spraying bits and pieces everywhere*
You put those maids down! Bad otyugh! No more industrial waste for you!
I'm glad that you did have a Merry Ryskymistress, oh Abyssal Majestrix.
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You put those maids down! Bad otyugh! No more industrial waste for you!*is polishing off the jellies oozing and the stink bombs, and there seems to be at least two screaming maids less than there should be*
*burps, spraying bits and pieces everywhere*
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*is polishing off the jellies oozing and the stink bombs, and there seems to be at least two screaming maids less than there should be*
*burps, spraying bits and pieces everywhere*
You put those maids down! Bad otyugh! No more industrial waste for you!
I'm glad that you did have a Merry Ryskymistress, oh Abyssal Majestrix.
Thankies :3
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You put those maids down! Bad otyugh! No more industrial waste for you!*is polishing off the jellies oozing and the stink bombs, and there seems to be at least two screaming maids less than there should be*
*burps, spraying bits and pieces everywhere*
In Gurg's defense, those were some very eatable maids.
{peeks out from under rock} Mergh.
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Oh look, one last present I almost forgot to open...
*begins humming Santa Baby*
Oooo... {cues up "I Saw Kitty Kissing Rysky Claws"}
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Oooo... {cues up "I Saw Kitty Kissing Rysky Claws"}Oh look, one last present I almost forgot to open...
*begins humming Santa Baby*
Nice, Succubus approved!
{peeks out from under rock} Mergh.Happy belated Christmas Hunt!
Thank you, and I hope you had a good one as well.
... did a certain Slaad you know stay away from candy canes this year?
No. But in the last week, she has received all kinds of variations on peppermint treats... and is now kinda sick of anything mint-y.
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{peeks out from under rock} Mergh.Happy belated Christmas Hunt!Thank you, and I hope you had a good one as well.
... did a certain Slaad you know stay away from candy canes this year?No. But in the last week, she has received all kinds of variations on peppermint treats... and is now kinda sick of anything mint-y.
Sorry about the birthdays, but at least she can now focus on garlicky goodness and avoid tummy-aches hopefully.
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In Gurg's defensfe, those were some very eatable maids.You put those maids down! Bad otyugh! No more industrial waste for you!*is polishing off the jellies oozing and the stink bombs, and there seems to be at least two screaming maids less than there should be*
*burps, spraying bits and pieces everywhere*
I know. I was saving them for later >:-(.
One of them had been soaked in Creme de Menthe and painted in red & white stripes as a last-minute Ryskymistress gift for La Slaad, too, but they're all covered in otyugh now. Bah.
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In Gurg's defensfe, those were some very eatable maids.You put those maids down! Bad otyugh! No more industrial waste for you!*is polishing off the jellies oozing and the stink bombs, and there seems to be at least two screaming maids less than there should be*
*burps, spraying bits and pieces everywhere*
I know. I was saving them for later >:-(.
One of them had been soaked in Creme de Menthe and painted in red & white stripes as a last-minute Ryskymistress gift for La Slaad, too, but they're all covered in otyugh now. Bah.
I'm torn.
On one hand I'm all for delectable maids.
On the other I don't want to enable her cane addiction, especially when she's going cold turkey right now.
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Nice, Succubus approved!Oooo... {cues up "I Saw Kitty Kissing Rysky Claws"}Oh look, one last present I almost forgot to open...
*begins humming Santa Baby*
I feel like this thread deserves this version instead. ^_^
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I feel like this thread deserves this version instead. ^_^Nice, Succubus approved!Oooo... {cues up "I Saw Kitty Kissing Rysky Claws"}Oh look, one last present I almost forgot to open...
*begins humming Santa Baby*
Also Succubus approved.
So we have a lesbian one and a crossdressing one, is there an actual gay rendition of that song?
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Is there a 'I saw Mommy spanking Santa Clause' version?
Is there a 'I saw Mommy spanking Santa Clause' version?On PornMD probably.
Yes. I mean, no. I mean, that's disgusting! delightful! Even worse than But not as good as 'I saw Limey Spanking Santa Barbara', which isn't a thing at all!
Awwwwh. :( :( :(
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I feel like this thread deserves this version instead. ^_^Nice, Succubus approved!Oooo... {cues up "I Saw Kitty Kissing Rysky Claws"}Oh look, one last present I almost forgot to open...
*begins humming Santa Baby*
Also Succubus approved.
So we have a lesbian one and a crossdressing one, is there an actual gay rendition of that song?
Warning: contains singing children.
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I feel like this thread deserves this version instead. ^_^Nice, Succubus approved!Oooo... {cues up "I Saw Kitty Kissing Rysky Claws"}Oh look, one last present I almost forgot to open...
*begins humming Santa Baby*
Also Succubus approved.
So we have a lesbian one and a crossdressing one, is there an actual gay rendition of that song?
Warning: contains singing children.
Sweet!
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Is there a 'I saw Mommy spanking Santa Clause' version?On PornMD probably.Yes. I mean, no. I mean, that's disgusting! Even worse that 'I saw Limey Spanking Santa Barbara', which isn't a thing at all!
** spoiler omitted **
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There is nothing disgusting with dominant woman.
... though I must give your imagination credit for being able to anthropomorphize and sexualize a whole city.
Is there a 'I saw Mommy spanking Santa Clause' version?On PornMD probably.Yes. I mean, no. I mean, that's disgusting! Even worse that 'I saw Limey Spanking Santa Barbara', which isn't a thing at all!
** spoiler omitted **
-_-
There is nothing disgusting with dominant woman.
... though I must give your imagination credit for being able to anthropomorphize and sexualize a whole city.
I was just being silly. However, now edited/made even worse (please see above) in a futile attempt to avoid dominant women being disgusted with me, which, if experience has taught me anything, is something to avoid.
And thankyou :P
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Is there a 'I saw Mommy spanking Santa Clause' version?On PornMD probably.Yes. I mean, no. I mean, that's disgusting! Even worse that 'I saw Limey Spanking Santa Barbara', which isn't a thing at all!
** spoiler omitted **
-_-
There is nothing disgusting with dominant woman.
... though I must give your imagination credit for being able to anthropomorphize and sexualize a whole city.
I was just being silly. However, now edited/made even worse (please see above) in a futile attempt to avoid dominant women being disgusted with me, which, if experience has taught me anything, is something to avoid.
And thankyou :P
Smart Limey.
And your welcome.
So....i might have a tph (total party hostage) situation at my hands.
Torture lab + crazy derro torturer.
Inspiration for non lethal but eerie treatments they can wake up to?
Horrible, cats in a wood chipper sounding music, drives them insane for a while mayhaps?
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So....i might have a tph (total party hostage) situation at my hands.
Torture lab + crazy derro torturer.
Inspiration for non lethal but eerie treatments they can wake up to?
Sorry for the delay, fell asleep last night while trying to post.
(This scene pretty much pops up in Forge of Ashes, a very awesome book that I would recommend reading)
Hmm you could have the Derroctors arguing amongst themselves with their Zoidberg level of upper races anatomy?
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owww, poorly educated and misinformed surgery sounds pretty horrible, I bow to your superior skills in the world of demented non-lethal torture.
"The shin bones now connected to the shoulder blade, the shoulder blade is now connected to the pelvis..."
Mistress Rysky...I have a question...
If knowledge is power...and power corrupts....does that mean knowledge corrupts?
Of course not.
[Sits on his infernal leisure throne, with a book full of knowledge.]
Rysky, did you get the christmas chocolate i sent you?
Rysky, what do you think of the work of Eric Stanton?
How was your New Years?
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oops...I forgot....
HAPPY NEW YEARS MISTRESS RYSKY!!!
*big hugs*
Mistress Rysky, are you (or anyone else here) good with critter names? The beastie I submitted to the upcoming issue of Wayfinder has the awful name of "stinkthumper". Admittedly, it fits, but namewise: blech. If it is accepted into the issue, would you have a better suggestion (I can change it during the editing phase)?