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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

♪♫ On the Fifth Day of Christmas,

I sent to Rysky:

FIVE MANGY RATS!

Four Crossbow Traps,
Three Stink Bombs,
Two Rabid Dogs,
And a Pugwampi in a Spruce Tree! ♪♫

... I don't think Kitty will want to chase those, hmm...

Also, something that's always confused me a lil about this song. Are you just repeating the gifts for completion's sake, or do I now have like 5 Spruce Trees?

Multiple trees and pugwampi. The running tally so far:

5 Mangy rats (gotten from a grimple gremlin named Gary)
8 Crossbow traps
9 Stink bombs
8 Rabid Dogs
5 Spruce trees
5 Pugwampis

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

♪♫ On the Fifth Day of Christmas,

I sent to Rysky:

FIVE MANGY RATS!

Four Crossbow Traps,
Three Stink Bombs,
Two Rabid Dogs,
And a Pugwampi in a Spruce Tree! ♪♫

... I don't think Kitty will want to chase those, hmm...

Also, something that's always confused me a lil about this song. Are you just repeating the gifts for completion's sake, or do I now have like 5 Spruce Trees?

Multiple trees and pugwampi. The running tally so far:

5 Mangy rats (gotten from a grimple gremlin named Gary)
8 Crossbow traps
9 Stink bombs
8 Rabid Dogs
5 Spruce trees
5 Pugwampis

Ooo, nice :3

...

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?


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Rysky wrote:

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?

Gary the grimple gremlin grief me?

...

Nah...

EDIT: Edited upon reflection so that the Robot does not come down and smite me.

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I wish them many very attractive children (that is allot of Cha I am guessing)

43 points between them, so far.

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?

Gary the grimple gremlin grief me?

...

Nah...

EDIT: Edited upon reflection so that the Robot does not come down and smite me.

Dangit, now I'm going to be curious about what was there before...

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Kalindlara wrote:
GM_Beernorg wrote:
I wish them many very attractive children (that is allot of Cha I am guessing)
43 points between them, so far.

Yep, thems gonna be some pretty babehs.


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Yep, very attractive children, with silken hair the blows in the wind, even when there is no wind...

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In fact... in case you folks are curious:

Helkrix du'Courcel:

Helkrix du'Courcel (Birth name: Helacroix de Ashemour)
Female demon-spawn tiefling investigator (sleuth) 1/paladin (holy guide, sacred servant) 8/swashbuckler (daring infiltrator) 1/rogue VMC
LG Medium outsider (native)
Init +5; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +16
Aura courage (10 ft.)
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Defense
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AC 23, touch 14, flat-footed 20 (+9 armor, +1 deflection, +3 Dex)
hp 100 (10 HD; 1d8+9d10+10)
Fort +14, Ref +15, Will +12
Immune disease, fear; Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee Irabeth's sword +14/+9 (1d8+4/19-20)
Special Attacks channel positive energy 5/day (DC 21, 4d6), deeds (derring-do, dodging panache, opportune parry and riposte), panache (14), smite evil 2/day (+7 attack and AC, +8 damage), sneak attack +1d6
Domain Spell-Like Abilities (CL 8th; concentration +15)
. . 2/day—rebuke death (1d4+2)
Paladin Spell-Like Abilities (CL 8th; concentration +15)
. . At will—detect evil
. . 1/week—call celestial ally
Paladin Spells Prepared (CL 7th; concentration +14)
. . 2nd—lesser angelic aspect, bestow grace[APG] (DC 19), cure moderate wounds[D], litany of eloquence[UC]
. . 1st—cure light wounds[D], hero's defiance[APG], lesser restoration, serren's swift girding
. . D Domain spell; Domain Healing
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Statistics
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Str 10, Dex 17, Con 12, Int 10, Wis 8, Cha 24
Base Atk +9.75; CMB +9; CMD 23
Feats Combat Expertise, Improved Parry, Intercept Charge[ACG], Slashing Grace[ACG], Weapon Focus (longsword)
Traits armor expert, magical knack, planar savant, tempter's tongue
Skills Acrobatics +22, Bluff +11, Diplomacy +12, Disable Device +19, Disguise +21, Knowledge (geography) +9, Knowledge (history) +4, Knowledge (planes) +11, Linguistics +5, Perception +16, Perform (dance) +12, Profession (courtesan) +8, Sense Motive +3, Sleight of Hand +8, Spellcraft +4, Stealth +6, Survival +3, Use Magic Device +11; Racial Modifiers +2 Disable Device, +2 Perception
Languages Abyssal, Ancient Celestial, Common, Elven
SQ deed: daring, deed: opportunist evasion, deed: sleuth's initiative, divine bond (divine symbol[APG]), domain (healing), favored terrain (plains +2), hedonistic, hero points, inspiration (1/day), lay on hands 11/day (4d6), prehensile tail, sleuth's luck, swashbuckler finesse, teamwork feat, trapfinding +5, variant channeling (weapons variant channeling[UM])
Combat Gear knight's pennon of battle[APG], scroll of sending; Other Gear celestial armor, +1 heavy mithral shield, Irabeth's sword, apprentice's cheating gloves[UE], belt of mighty constitution +2, boots of elvenkind, corset of delicate moves, hat of disguise, headband of alluring charisma +2, muleback cords[APG], ring of seven lovely colors, swarmbane clasp[UE], true love locket, crusader's cross, golden holy symbol of Xemna[UE], masterwork backpack[APG], masterwork thieves' tools, silver holy symbol of Iomedae, tattoo holy symbol of Iomedae (below collarbone), various marital aids (worth 55 gp), 942 pp, 2,654 gp

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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?

Gary the grimple gremlin grief me?

...

Nah...

EDIT: Edited upon reflection so that the Robot does not come down and smite me.

Dangit, now I'm going to be curious about what was there before...

I saw it. I don't think the gremlin had anything to worry about, for the record.


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Just so long as there is no, you know, apocalypse god coming to twist that baby into a horrific beast or anything!

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Divinitus wrote:
Just so long as there is no, you know, apocalypse god coming to twist that baby into a horrific beast or anything!

Technically, Xemna is the apocalypse god in this situation.

(She was just recently made aware of this. She was not pleased.)


Well, there goes the pretty baby! That thing is going to come out looking like Cthulhu!


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oh sure, one little issue with her portfolio and now her children are going to be tentacle monsters, what is with you paladins and the everything is black or white, plenty of evil things are quite lovely, and more fun! (mostly succubi, but we all knew that)

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
Yep, very attractive children, with silken hair the blows in the wind, even when there is no wind...

I believe that was actually one of the 1,000 alternate Aasimar features that was suggested somewhere on here.

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Kalindlara wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?

Gary the grimple gremlin grief me?

...

Nah...

EDIT: Edited upon reflection so that the Robot does not come down and smite me.

Dangit, now I'm going to be curious about what was there before...
I saw it. I don't think the gremlin had anything to worry about, for the record.

Curiosity mostly sated then :3


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Fine, it will be a lovely squiggle baby then!

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Kalindlara wrote:
Divinitus wrote:
Just so long as there is no, you know, apocalypse god coming to twist that baby into a horrific beast or anything!

Technically, Xemna is the apocalypse god in this situation.

(She was just recently made aware of this. She was not pleased.)

?

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
oh sure, one little issue with her portfolio and now her children are going to be tentacle monsters, what is with you paladins and the everything is black or white, plenty of evil things are quite lovely, and more fun! (mostly succubi, but we all knew that)

And consentacles are totally a thing too!


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See, paladins and orcs can come to a consensus. Lovely squiggly youngin's for everyone!

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
See, paladins and orcs can come to a consensus. Lovely squiggly youngin's for everyone!

Followed by lovely squiggly adults for everyone!


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Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
Well... tieflings are like succubi, but you can actually play as one. That's pretty awesome. ^_^

< Needs to play more Succubi descended Tieflings.

The Half-Succubus template is also all kinds of awesome.

I can attest that playing as an half-succubus is super fun, particularly when you have a couple of people playing the straight man (Or coming up with how much outrageous was what you just REDACTED).

Didn't level drain anyone in one year of PbP, though, now that I think about it...and she's a Tetori, so it's not like there wasn't occasions. Too distracted by the party Kitsune's fluffiness, I guess (Have you seen how fluffy they are!?).
Wait...

*Looks at Risky, looks at Devoted Pet Kitty, ponders*

Are all Succubi Furries?

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Zsestrian Raven wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
Well... tieflings are like succubi, but you can actually play as one. That's pretty awesome. ^_^

< Needs to play more Succubi descended Tieflings.

The Half-Succubus template is also all kinds of awesome.

I can attest that playing as an half-succubus is super fun, particularly when you have a couple of people playing the straight man (Or coming up with how much outrageous was what you just REDACTED).

Didn't level drain anyone in one year of PbP, though, now that I think about it...and she's a Tetori, so it's not like there wasn't occasions. Too distracted by the party Kitsune's fluffiness, I guess (Have you seen how fluffy they are!?).
Wait...

*Looks at Risky, looks at Devoted Pet Kitty, ponders*

Are all Succubi Furries?

We're all encompassing, you can just blame the fluffy ones for setting the bar high :3

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Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

Technically, Xemna is the apocalypse god in this situation.

(She was just recently made aware of this. She was not pleased.)

?

Long Story:
Xemna - the aforementioned paladin-goddess - was born a relatively ordinary Taldan noblewoman from a family of war heroes and soldiers. That is, until cultists kidnapped her and put her through a ritual meant to transfigure her into an invidiak. Though the ritual was halted by Iomedaean paladins at the last moment, Xemna was trapped as a tiefling of obvious shadow demon form. The family grew distant and unwelcoming toward their twisted daughter, and she soon fled her ancestral estate, joining the paladins that had saved her and journeying to Mendev to join the Crusades.

As her mythic powers grew, she began to hear the whispers of those she had saved. In time, she realized that she had become a goddess, and resolved to become a divine embodiment of redemption and heroism.

The First Sign (as it has been ominously called) was when she tampered with a reincarnate spell to try to preserve the returning soul's original form. When the reborn person awoke, it was in the body of a changeling with dark oracular powers (Apocalypse mystery, Wrecker curse). She is now one of Xemna's two clerics.

Recently, they encountered a mysterious villain acting in league with one of their enemies. This vulpine mystic was terrified of Xemna, and when pressed, revealed that (according to her occult circle of companions) Xemna was Anung un Rama, the Seed of Destruction and Angel of Apocalypse. The paladin-goddess was not terribly pleased by this revelation.

More background here.

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Kalindlara wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

Technically, Xemna is the apocalypse god in this situation.

(She was just recently made aware of this. She was not pleased.)

?
** spoiler omitted **

Oh.

Cool :3


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Kalindlara wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?

Gary the grimple gremlin grief me?

...

Nah...

EDIT: Edited upon reflection so that the Robot does not come down and smite me.

Dangit, now I'm going to be curious about what was there before...
I saw it. I don't think the gremlin had anything to worry about, for the record.

Better safe than smote, I always say!

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?

Gary the grimple gremlin grief me?

...

Nah...

EDIT: Edited upon reflection so that the Robot does not come down and smite me.

Dangit, now I'm going to be curious about what was there before...
I saw it. I don't think the gremlin had anything to worry about, for the record.
Better safe than smote, I always say!

Smiting Reversal is your friend :3


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

... um, are you sure they are rats and not just malnourished gremlins?

Gary the grimple gremlin grief me?

...

Nah...

EDIT: Edited upon reflection so that the Robot does not come down and smite me.

Dangit, now I'm going to be curious about what was there before...
I saw it. I don't think the gremlin had anything to worry about, for the record.
Better safe than smote, I always say!

Ah-hah! I finally found you, you little bugger! Now I can follow that nice horn lady's advice! *smites*


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Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:


Better safe than smote, I always say!
Ah-hah! I finally found you, you little bugger! Now I can follow that nice horn lady's advice! *smites*

*weaves and staggers about, clutching his chest*

AGGH! I have been smote!

*gasps and falls to the ground*

Goodbye, cruel world! You were never cruel enough!

*tries to draw breath and feebly fades away, vanishing from the thread*


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Ah-ha-ha-ha! Victory is mine! Truly this day belongs to the forces of Law and Good! None can say other-

*falls*

...Umm. Well. Not sure what it was this time, but it was probably for a good reason. Excuse me, Nice Horny Lady? Where's the nearest place a person can get an atonement?


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*facepalms*

Now I'm going to have to track down enough diamonds for a True Resurrection... that's going to be a royal pain in my neck.


This thread has exploded since I last check it....with something like 50+ new posts. What happened?


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Planescape: Torment music, some paladin wandered in and fell, and... something about cute planetouched babies, I think?

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Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:

Ah-ha-ha-ha! Victory is mine! Truly this day belongs to the forces of Law and Good! None can say other-

*falls*

...Umm. Well. Not sure what it was this time, but it was probably for a good reason. Excuse me, Nice Horny Lady? Where's the nearest place a person can get an atonement?

Right this way m'lady, if you would step into my soundproof office we have all your atoning needs ready for you.

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:


Better safe than smote, I always say!
Ah-hah! I finally found you, you little bugger! Now I can follow that nice horn lady's advice! *smites*

*weaves and staggers about, clutching his chest*

AGGH! I have been smote!

*gasps and falls to the ground*

Goodbye, cruel world! You were never cruel enough!

*tries to draw breath and feebly fades away, vanishing from the thread*

Make sure your back in time for the sixth day Wumpums!

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Dragoncat wrote:

*facepalms*

Now I'm going to have to track down enough diamonds for a True Resurrection... that's going to be a royal pain in my neck.

Nah, he'll just reconstitute after a bit. Spite never dies.

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John Kretzer wrote:
This thread has exploded since I last check it....with something like 50+ new posts. What happened?
Dragoncat wrote:
Planescape: Torment music, some paladin wandered in and fell, and... something about cute planetouched babies, I think?

Don't forget where MP is trying to serenade me.


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Rysky wrote:
Dragoncat wrote:

*facepalms*

Now I'm going to have to track down enough diamonds for a True Resurrection... that's going to be a royal pain in my neck.

Nah, he'll just reconstitute after a bit. Spite never dies.

Oh, THAT'S a relief. Phew.

*clink clink clink*

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Dragoncat wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Dragoncat wrote:

*facepalms*

Now I'm going to have to track down enough diamonds for a True Resurrection... that's going to be a royal pain in my neck.

Nah, he'll just reconstitute after a bit. Spite never dies.

Oh, THAT'S a relief. Phew.

*clink clink clink*

You could use the diamonds for other things...


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*reconstitutes back into thread*

Jeez, this is like the 5th time I've had to do this sort of thing! Once smacked down by a giant walking tree, then pin-cushioned by a group of archers who didn't get the joke, and crushed by a rolling boulder trap that didn't work out at all like I planned. And that was all before my first post on these boards! :(

Then what happens? I get cleaved in twain by one of Gruumash's Orc Minions! I end up reconstituting in another pugwampi and promoting myself up to Master status again. Do you know how much all this reconstituting costs?!?

Feh. At least he fell for being arrogant about it, the bastich. :p


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♪♫ On the Sixth Day of Christmas,
I sent to Rysky:

Six Kobolds Whining,

FIVE MANGY RATS!

Four Crossbow Traps,
Three Stink Bombs,
Two Rabid Dogs,
And a Pugwampi in a Spruce Tree! ♪♫

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

♪♫ On the Sixth Day of Christmas,

I sent to Rysky:

Six Kobolds Whining,

FIVE MANGY RATS!

Four Crossbow Traps,
Three Stink Bombs,
Two Rabid Dogs,
And a Pugwampi in a Spruce Tree! ♪♫

Do they each come with their own personalized cleavers?


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Rysky wrote:


Do they each come with their own personalized cleavers?

Of course!

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:


Do they each come with their own personalized cleavers?
Of course!

Yay!

Now to find a choir conductor.


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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:


Do they each come with their own personalized cleavers?
Of course!

Yay!

Now to find a choir conductor.

My résumé.

=^_^=

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Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:


Do they each come with their own personalized cleavers?
Of course!

Yay!

Now to find a choir conductor.

My résumé.

=^_^=

Interesting (though I was expecting some caterwauling in all honesty :3).

You're hired.

*hands Kitty a BFC*


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♪♫ On the Seventh Day of Christmas,
I sent to Rysky:

Seven Jellies Oozing,
Six Kobolds Whining,

FIVE MANGY RATS!

Four Crossbow Traps,
Three Stink Bombs,
Two Rabid Dogs,
And a Pugwampi in a Spruce Tree! ♪♫

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

♪♫ On the Seventh Day of Christmas,

I sent to Rysky:

Seven Jellies Oozing,
Six Kobolds Whining,

FIVE MANGY RATS!

Four Crossbow Traps,
Three Stink Bombs,
Two Rabid Dogs,
And a Pugwampi in a Spruce Tree! ♪♫

Seven Jellies Oozing? Ooo, I know exactly what to do with those...


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Rysky wrote:
Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:

Ah-ha-ha-ha! Victory is mine! Truly this day belongs to the forces of Law and Good! None can say other-

*falls*

...Umm. Well. Not sure what it was this time, but it was probably for a good reason. Excuse me, Nice Horny Lady? Where's the nearest place a person can get an atonement?

Right this way m'lady, if you would step into my soundproof office we have all your atoning needs ready for you.

*walks out of office* ... Why do I have a level of Antipaladin now? And who's Nocticula?

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Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:

Ah-ha-ha-ha! Victory is mine! Truly this day belongs to the forces of Law and Good! None can say other-

*falls*

...Umm. Well. Not sure what it was this time, but it was probably for a good reason. Excuse me, Nice Horny Lady? Where's the nearest place a person can get an atonement?

Right this way m'lady, if you would step into my soundproof office we have all your atoning needs ready for you.
*walks out of office* ... Why do I have a level of Antipaladin now? And who's Nocticula?

Good questions! She's someone to help you on your path to atonement. You should go pay her a visit, she absolutely loves company.

*yawns*

*scoops up Devoted Cuddling Kitty*

Atoning is such tiring work, I need a nap now.


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