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Perhaps, someday, I too will be worthy of being abused by a powerful and beauteous Succubus.You're lucky! Some of us just have to live vicariously through your abuse.What would you say would be your most memorable RPing moment, Rysky?Ooo this is hard >_<
My personal favourite would probably be when I was playing a Gnoll bodyguard that kept 6 other party members from mutinying during a duel for leadership just by being there.
You played a GNOLL!?!?! <3
I knew there was a reason I still hung out around here!
...it sure isn't the constant abuse! :p
Well the constant abuse is why I stay...
I always reveal too much...sigh.
What is your worst gaming story?
*nods*
I like this optimism.
Someday, perhaps you shall.
Is this an appropriate venue for the story about the lady dressed as Catwoman with the, er, plug-in tail and the Bad Dragon device?
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Is this an appropriate venue for the story about the lady dressed as Catwoman with the, er, plug-in tail and the Bad Dragon device?
♪♫ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!♪♫
♪♫ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!♪♫
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... huh, wonder what got into him?Is this an appropriate venue for the story about the lady dressed as Catwoman with the, er, plug-in tail and the Bad Dragon device?
♪♫ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!♪♫
♪♫ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!♪♫
*cautiously raises sword* I can smite it. Well, not really anymore, but hey, he's stopping me from hearing the story.
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*cautiously raises sword* I can smite it. Well, not really anymore, but hey, he's stopping me from hearing the story.... huh, wonder what got into him?Is this an appropriate venue for the story about the lady dressed as Catwoman with the, er, plug-in tail and the Bad Dragon device?
♪♫ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!♪♫
♪♫ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!♪♫
Eh, sure, a little percussive maintenance night do the little fella some good.
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Oooo Story Time....yeah!
*Assumes position at Mistress Rysky's feet so she can use me as a foot stool*
Sigh...I sometimes think I am crossing a line with some of these posts...than I remember it Rysky's thread....
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Oooo Story Time....yeah!
*Assumes position at Mistress Rysky's feet so she can use me as a foot stool*
Sigh...I sometimes think I am crossing a line with some of these posts...than I remember it Rysky's thread....
Yeah, that line got abandoned the moment this thread was made.
*makes self comfortable on JK's back*
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Is this an appropriate venue for the story about the lady dressed as Catwoman with the, er, plug-in tail and the Bad Dragon device?Yes!
Might be best to use spoilers though :3
Alright, since you've got your feet up on John and are sitting comfortably. No need for spoilers, since this is as clean as clean can be.
Once upon a time, there was a svelte leather catwoman whose tail kept falling out. She was very sad about this, so she went to the Magic Internet and said "Magic Internet, can you provide me with a tail that won't fall out?"
"Yes, I can!", replied the Magic Internet. "And here, to accompany your tail, is a bottle of Enchanted Ointment to help you when you..
"Well", thought Leather Catwoman, ""That tail certainly won't be going anywhere in a hurry! But what's this?"
For it was spring, and in spring, something very special happens to dragons. The Hairy Rodfather reviews the moral conduct of all the dragons, and then strokes their horn(s) with his burgeoning pink wand. The good dragon's horn(s) grow to a most impressive size, but the bad dragon horn(s) fall off.
As luck would have it, one Bad Dragon got his horn(s) stroked by the Hairy Rodfather as it was flying over Leather Catwoman; the horn fell to the ground in a shower of ...sparks... and landed at her feet!
"Golly!", exclaimed Catwoman. "Whatever can I do with this?"
The Magic Internet piped up again.
"If you were very flexible, you could stick it to the door and
While waggling your tongue in and out", it said, so she did.
Then, being Catwoman, she appeared to stick it to the ceiling and
it again, presumably while she was breaking into Queen Victoria's palace to steal the Koh-I-Noor, just to spite Batman.
Then she did some toning and stretching exercises with it, facing away from anyone watching, making an elf who happened to come by spontaneously combust.
Sometimes she fell off it, or batted and played with it as cats do, and just when she was getting a bit bored, up popped the Magic Internet again.
"With my Magic Powers", he said, "I can let everyone in Fairyland see how much fun you're having with your new tail and your toy dragon-part! Wouldn't that be super?"
"Yes, it would!", said Leather Catwoman, and thus a star was born.
Brilliant!
Let me guess, you were that elf!!
Is that what the mask is for. :-)
That story brought tears to my eyes...
Well Done!
Let me guess, you were that elf!!
Is that what the mask is for. :-)
Maaaaybe...
Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
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Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
Thankies, good so far ^w^
Not yet but I probably should, I have two full (cheap) bookcases that strain under their righteous burden as well as having pilestowers of books spread throughout my room.
If they ship can I have a link to said bookcase?
Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
Thankies, good so far ^w^
Not yet but I probably should, I have two full (cheap) bookcases that strain under their righteous burden as well as having
pilestowers of books spread throughout my room.If they ship can I have a link to said bookcase?
A friend of mine did it for me...and he gave me a great deal on it....I am afraid at best it is a side job that he does.
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A friend of mine did it for me...and he gave me a great deal on it....I am afraid at best it is a side job that he does.Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
Thankies, good so far ^w^
Not yet but I probably should, I have two full (cheap) bookcases that strain under their righteous burden as well as having
pilestowers of books spread throughout my room.If they ship can I have a link to said bookcase?
Ah, cool :3
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Ah, cool :3A friend of mine did it for me...and he gave me a great deal on it....I am afraid at best it is a side job that he does.Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
Thankies, good so far ^w^
Not yet but I probably should, I have two full (cheap) bookcases that strain under their righteous burden as well as having
pilestowers of books spread throughout my room.If they ship can I have a link to said bookcase?
What do you mean, "Ah, cool" ? Where are the histrionics? Where is the frustration at being denied that which you covet? Where is the cry for vengeance or subtle narrowing of the brow indicating "trouble ahead"? Have you forgotten all demonic decorum?!?
Where is the self-righteous evil?!? You have been denied! Someone must PAY!!!!
>:(
I have a penny.
But you can't have it.
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Ah, cool :3A friend of mine did it for me...and he gave me a great deal on it....I am afraid at best it is a side job that he does.Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
Thankies, good so far ^w^
Not yet but I probably should, I have two full (cheap) bookcases that strain under their righteous burden as well as having
pilestowers of books spread throughout my room.If they ship can I have a link to said bookcase?
What do you mean, "Ah, cool" ? Where are the histrionics? Where is the frustration at being denied that which you covet? Where is the cry for vengeance or subtle narrowing of the brow indicating "trouble ahead"? Have you forgotten all demonic decorum?!?
Where is the self-righteous evil?!? You have been denied! Someone must PAY!!!!
>:(
Meh, was too busy watching porn and playing with Kitty.
Focus, Wumpums, focus.
EDIT: if you think about it I guess Kitty is the one paying? *shrugs*
Because without pennies we can't have annoying x.99 prices for things. And that would be just terrible.
Rysky, do you think that a cosplay Succubus dominatrix might do very well in an area where the geek/BDSM subcultures are prevalent (if that's the word I want) ?
Or a real one, come to that.
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What Rysky said, we need more of that type of succubus!
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goblin babies thought Ms. Frizzle and the Magic Succubus was a great bedtime story. Best pop-up book ever!
Because without pennies we can't have annoying x.99 prices for things. And that would be just terrible.Blegh.
At least Canada's stopped giving pennies back for change.
Only problem now is figuring out what to do with all my pennies...
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Uh, f$%~ yeah. I'm surprised that even needed to be asked.Rysky, do you think that a cosplay Succubus dominatrix might do very well in an area where the geek/BDSM subcultures are prevalent (if that's the word I want) ?
Or a real one, come to that.
Indeed. Like asking why I'm always happy to set out with a female bloatmage.
Ah, cool :3A friend of mine did it for me...and he gave me a great deal on it....I am afraid at best it is a side job that he does.Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
Thankies, good so far ^w^
Not yet but I probably should, I have two full (cheap) bookcases that strain under their righteous burden as well as having
pilestowers of books spread throughout my room.If they ship can I have a link to said bookcase?
What do you mean, "Ah, cool" ? Where are the histrionics? Where is the frustration at being denied that which you covet? Where is the cry for vengeance or subtle narrowing of the brow indicating "trouble ahead"? Have you forgotten all demonic decorum?!?
Where is the self-righteous evil?!? You have been denied! Someone must PAY!!!!
>:(
*hands the pugwampi 4 platinum pieces*
There you go. That's paying, right?
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Ah, cool :3A friend of mine did it for me...and he gave me a great deal on it....I am afraid at best it is a side job that he does.Mistress Rysky I hope everything is good with you...
Now a question...
Did you have to spend something like $500 on a hand made bookcase just for your RPG books and still had put a lot into storage...or is that just me?
Thankies, good so far ^w^
Not yet but I probably should, I have two full (cheap) bookcases that strain under their righteous burden as well as having
pilestowers of books spread throughout my room.If they ship can I have a link to said bookcase?
What do you mean, "Ah, cool" ? Where are the histrionics? Where is the frustration at being denied that which you covet? Where is the cry for vengeance or subtle narrowing of the brow indicating "trouble ahead"? Have you forgotten all demonic decorum?!?
Where is the self-righteous evil?!? You have been denied! Someone must PAY!!!!
>:(
*hands the pugwampi 4 platinum pieces*
There you go. That's paying, right?
Yep, good Paladin!
You can't exchange them?Because without pennies we can't have annoying x.99 prices for things. And that would be just terrible.Blegh.At least Canada's stopped giving pennies back for change.
Only problem now is figuring out what to do with all my pennies...
Not sure how I'd go about doing that; I don't think it's as simple as asking a cashier to give me a quarter in exchange for twenty-five of the silly things.
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Not sure how I'd go about doing that; I don't think it's as simple as asking a cashier to give me a quarter in exchange for twenty-five of the silly things.You can't exchange them?Because without pennies we can't have annoying x.99 prices for things. And that would be just terrible.Blegh.At least Canada's stopped giving pennies back for change.
Only problem now is figuring out what to do with all my pennies...
I meant more like at banks or treasuries.
I meant more like at banks or treasuries.Not sure how I'd go about doing that; I don't think it's as simple as asking a cashier to give me a quarter in exchange for twenty-five of the silly things.You can't exchange them?Because without pennies we can't have annoying x.99 prices for things. And that would be just terrible.Blegh.At least Canada's stopped giving pennies back for change.
Only problem now is figuring out what to do with all my pennies...
Yeah, that would make more sense.
They are mostly interested if you have a few tons of them...
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What Rysky said, we need more of that type of succubus!
But you only need the one and only Mistress Rysky....well unless she want some. more
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This reminds me of the running joke about how nearly all utility wizard spells can be put to an....adult use if one spends enough thought on it.
For good or ill, my gaming group has proven this several times, and I had to initiate the "just because you CAN really does not mean you SHOULD" rule of spell casting.
I will forward them the bill for the therapy later.
Also brings a whole new meaning to the Red Hot Chili Peppers album title: Blood, Sex, and Magic.
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I would just like to blame both this thread and the fact that there's a Way of the Wicked recruitment for the fact that this character exists.
In short: Damn you. Damn you all.
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Well, since you guys are partly responsible, guess I might as well put you to good use. Trying to find one final trait to go with, and having trouble narrowing down the list. So far, I'm choosing between Accelerated Drinker ("What? You think a girl gets a figure like this just from blood magic?"), Corpse Cannibal ("I ain't gonna say I'm sorry for following what my goddess teaches"), or Pain is Pleasure ("Please, for the love of Zon Kuthon, harder")
Quite a decision to be made there, and I just can't make up my mind.
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Well, since you guys are partly responsible, guess I might as well put you to good use. Trying to find one final trait to go with, and having trouble narrowing down the list. So far, I'm choosing between Accelerated Drinker ("What? You think a girl gets a figure like this just from blood magic?"), Corpse Cannibal ("I ain't gonna say I'm sorry for following what my goddess teaches"), or Pain is Pleasure ("Please, for the love of Zon Kuthon, harder")
Quite a decision to be made there, and I just can't make up my mind.
Nothing Pugwampi related?
Not interested in helping, then.
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Love Way of the Wicked (I am playing through book 1 now, and having a friggin riot doing so!)
Corpse Cannibal for the win IMO (I went with Consorting with the Dark Powers for my tiefling witch PC, and the Slaver trait for the other character, I play, we only have 2 players so, we are running 2 PC each, but it is worth it!)
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Well, since you guys are partly responsible, guess I might as well put you to good use. Trying to find one final trait to go with, and having trouble narrowing down the list. So far, I'm choosing between Accelerated Drinker ("What? You think a girl gets a figure like this just from blood magic?"), Corpse Cannibal ("I ain't gonna say I'm sorry for following what my goddess teaches"), or Pain is Pleasure ("Please, for the love of Zon Kuthon, harder")
Quite a decision to be made there, and I just can't make up my mind.
Hmm that is a hard decision between CC and PiP. While you can get sustenance from CC, PiP would be a case of gameplay and story integration that could lead to all sorts of interesting scenarios...
("Please, for the love of Zon Kuthon, harder")
Mmmmm...