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42 posts. Alias of Kalindlara (Contributor).


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Better look out, gremlin. It'll go very hard with you if she finds out about this...


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We should all be so lucky. =^.^=


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=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:
Wait, was it one of my posts? Someone's getting a spankin!

It's me, right? =^_^=

wiggles backside meaningfully


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I'm not sure if you can call it a "corruption". More like a blessing. After all, that's how I got these. =^_^=

(Or maybe it was the milk...)


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Hey, I'm more than well-baited. (The rest is all true.)

Pretty sure I'm not for sale, though. Check my collar! =^_^=


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wrinkles nose

I don't like coffee...

sniffs

Are those eclairs creme-filled? That sounds... exciting. =^_^=


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meows hopefully


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Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Every time I feel confident in my inherent kinkiness, something gets invented that reminds me just how unexcitingly vanilla I really am.

Wut.

No Thankies, if I want to lick my Kitty, I'll use my own tongue thank you very much.

!

=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What about little red dots?
readies pounce using obscure feat
Ooo, or you could be an Avenger specialized Vigilante Kitty!

bats at keyboard, coincidentally typing out new archetype


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Rysky wrote:
What about little red dots?

readies pounce using obscure feat


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I don't like sunshine... =-_-=


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Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
... Corruption of Champions ....

*begins to have PTSD flashbacks and curls up in a corner*

Not the plants again, not the plants again, not the plants again....

rifles paladin's pouches looking for milk bottles

Soon... =^_^=


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rivalry escalates


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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Needs to be a Succubusloved feat >_<
I would have that feat....so bad.

rubs with restoration salve


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still wrapped in spider silk under the tree


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tangled up in spider silk


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cuddles


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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:


Do they each come with their own personalized cleavers?
Of course!

Yay!

Now to find a choir conductor.

My résumé.

=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:


... I don't think Kitty will want to chase those, hmm...

I like tail-chasing better anyway.

=^_^=


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I want to become a succubus...

kitty-pout


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Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Rysky, what is your favorite item/object/weapon of Reward?

Fixed that for you.

Right now, a huge f%&+ing [CENSORED], and by huge f~&%ing [CENSORED], I mean a huge f~!#ing strapon.

It's okay for me to say that right? :3

Tell me, does that require Simple, Martial or Exotic proficiency?

And they left that out of Ultimate Equipment, didn't they? #PAIZOFAIL

It goes down from needing two to one to free handed depending on what proficiency you have.

#gamedesign

=^_^=


Is it time? I... I think I'm ready...


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GreenDragon1133 wrote:
Question: is it true that if a Succubus drains you completely, you will rise again as a Succubus?

ears perk up excitedly


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is ominously unseen


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Rysky wrote:


*looks up symbol of bebauchery*

HOLY CRAP that's an actual spell?! How did I not know about this?!

...

Good Kitty, you get a very good treat later... just as soon the office is disinfected.

Can I have a [EXTREMELY CENSORED] again?

It was such fun the last time... although somewhere different, please, Mistress. A kitty isn't a kitty without her tongue...


Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Hmm...pugwampi witches with a dip in dual cursed oracle.

In a magic minefield maybe....

That'd be so annoyingly evil :)

Needs moar symbols of debauchery...

=^_^=

That's what unnatural lust is for.

But... the symbol does the work for you...

Leaving you to enjoy the effects!

=^_^=


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Hmm...pugwampi witches with a dip in dual cursed oracle.

In a magic minefield maybe....

That'd be so annoyingly evil :)

Needs moar symbols of debauchery...

=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Oh...punishment.

*sighs*

Fine, step into my office.

*turns to Beloved Pet Kitty*

No calls.

Yes, mistress!

pounces on phone, batting it around


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John Kretzer wrote:

So having a tail must be great...

What do you think about having a tail (as a succubus I assume you have one)?

What do you do with your tail?

smiles knowingly


The cat face is =^_^=


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Is fierce


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ears perk up


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Alright... (using this thread's alias, just in case)

Spoiler:
For the past few days, I've been really upset about this, but I have nowhere to talk about it.

There's a somewhat infamous poster in the Bestiary threads who apparently has some sort of issue with me. An ugly, misogynistic grudge, or so it seems.

Recently, he posted this - referring to me. It immediately stung me, and it's been digging its way deeper ever since.

It's not the first time, either. Read on from this post. It amazed me how quickly he was able to eat away my happiness at one of the few legitimate compliments I'd ever received.

There's also a now-deleted post (mods never saw it) where he accused me - specifically - of favoriting posts that were negatively reflecting on him... something like "For such a supposedly nice person, you like favoriting posts that hate me" or something. (Should have screencapped it.)

I flagged the first two, and even emailed Chris about it. Nothing. Liz Courts even went into the thread to clean up, and left the most recent one standing. So, apparently this sort of thing is A-OK on the forums.

I can't complain about this on Facebook - two of my six friends are Paizo employees, and it feels unethical to complain within earshot of them. I feel like I'd be taking advantage of our friendship. And, nobody anywhere else cares.

Ever since then, I've dreaded posting on these forums. Just seeing him post makes me feel sick. But, everybody else seems to be OK with it - including the moderators. Which makes me feel even more alone... it's like I'm some sort of freak for being upset by this.

The Paizo staff don't normally come into your domain here, so I figure I can post this without feeling like I'm begging for their attention or making a scene. I did that in my earliest days here, and I'm still ashamed of it.

It's a relief to finally get this out. Thank you for listening.


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Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

That was of course a retorical question.... :)

Your favorite character?

Lillian and Jo are mine.

Because...how many merry barkeeps do you know that are that tolerant and carry battle axes?

Lillian is definitely my favorite. I'm interested in seeing where the current arc takes Evelyne.

We do need more Jo tho.

** spoiler omitted **

*grins evilly while petting favored kitty*

purrs


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
:O

I have two hands! (as well as other appendages)

*scritches Kitty behind ears*

purrs


:O


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
waits anxiously
*continues delivering tummy wubs*

curls back up in lap


waits anxiously


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Rysky wrote:
Crazy Harry III wrote:
Rysky-lady still treat Gunter better than Ice King does.
I am nothing if not affectionate towards my pets and furniture.

It's true!

=^_^=

purrs


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*sigh*

Your more demanding than a cat I swear. Be glad you're cute as one too.

*snaps fingers*

checks self over

Thank you... ?

finds tail

Ooh!

purrs

Thank you! =^_^=

curls up, batting at succubus tails

... I do believe you have successfully dislodged MP as my favorite pet.

*gives side-tummy wubs*

Yay! =^_^=

curls up happily in lap


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Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
I'm not allowed to beat the guests anymore anyway. Not since the Incident.
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE INCIDENT!

writes on pad

{Sorry, mistress, sorry.}

...

writes again

{Please turn it back... for now.}

*sigh*

Your more demanding than a cat I swear. Be glad you're cute as one too.

*snaps fingers*

checks self over

Thank you... ?

finds tail

Ooh!

purrs

Thank you! =^_^=

curls up, batting at succubus tails

Full Name

Tarkhan Dzhambul

Race

White Scars Tactical Marine

Classes/Levels

WS 43 BS 49 S 61/102 T 44/88 Ag 52 Int 41 Per 41 WP 43 Fel 43 Wounds 23/23 FP 5/5 Insanity - Corruption - AP 9 (t) / 7 (a/l/h) Renown 8

About Tarkhan Dzhambul

WS 43 BS 49 S 61/102 T 44/88 Ag 52 Int 41 Per 41 WP 43 Fel 43 Wounds 23/23 FP 5/5 Insanity - Corruption - AP 9 (t) / 7 (a/l/h)

NAME Tarkhan Dzhambul
Chapter White Scars
Demeanour (chapter) Sons of the Steppes
Demeanour (personal) Gregarious

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ATTRIBUTES
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WS: 43 (+10 mjordhainn
BS: 49/59 (+15 mjordhainn)
Str: 61/102 (41x2us+20pa)
Tou: 44/88 (44x2ut)
Agi: 52 (37+5ws+5b+5a)
Int: 41
Per: 41
Wil: 43 (38+5ws)
Fel: 43 (+20 marines; +15 command)
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Wounds: 23
Fate: 5
Renown: 8
Insanity:
Corruption:
Move: 6/12/18/36 (+1)
Carry: kg

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SKILLS, TRAINED
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Awareness (+15 sight, hearing)
Ciphers (chapter runes)
Climb
Common Lore (adeptus astartes, imperium, war)
Concealment
Dodge
Drive (ground vehicles)
Intimidate
Literacy
Navigation (surface)
Pilot (jetbike)
Scholastic Lore (codex astartes)
Silent Move
Speak Language (high gothic, low gothic)
Tactics (recon & stealth)
Tracking (+15 mjordhainn)

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SKILLS, BASIC
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Carouse (Toughness, —)
Charm (Fellowship, Interaction)
Command (Fellowship, Interaction)
Contortion (Agility, Movement)
Deceive (Fellowship, Interaction)
Evaluate (Intelligence, Investigation)
Gamble (Perception, —)
Inquiry (Fellowship, Investigation)
Logic (Intelligence, Investigation)
Scrutiny (Perception, —)
Search (Perception, —)
Swim (Strength, Movement)

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TALENTS
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Ambidextrous may use either hand equally well for any task, and does not suffer the –20 penalty for actions using his off hand.
Astartes Weapons Training proficient with bolt, chain, melta, plasma, power, flame, primitive (ranged and melee), las weapons, launchers, solid projectile, and thrown weapons of all Classes
Bulging Biceps can fire heavy weapons using Semi-Auto Burst or Full Auto Burst without bracing, and he does not suffer the –30 penalty for failing to brace
Heightened Senses (hearing, sight) +10 bonus to any tests specifically involving this sense
Killing Strike When taking the All-Out Attack action, a Space Marine may spend a Fate Point (before rolling the dice) to make his melee attacks for that round impossible to parry or dodge.
Nerves of Steel may reroll failed Willpower Tests to avoid or recover from Pinning
Quick Draw can Ready as a Free Action when armed with a pistol or basic ranged weapon, or a melee weapon that can be wielded in one hand
Resistance (psychic powers) +10 bonus when making tests to resist the effects of psychic powers
True Grit Whenever the character suffers Critical Damage, halve the result (rounding up).
Unarmed Master unarmed combat attacks do 1d10 + Strength Bonus in Impact Damage, and these attacks no longer have the Primitive quality

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TRAITS
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Call of the Hunt +10% to hit Mjordhainn and 15% to Track Mjordhainn
Unnatural Strength (x2)
Unnatural Toughness (x2)
Solo Mode: As Swift As The Wind (ws) After making a ranged attack, a successful
Challenging (+0) Agility Test (or Drive or Pilot Test, if operating a vehicle) allows the Battle-Brother to make a standard Half Move (or move half his vehicle’s Tactical Speed,
rounding up) as a Free Action. The character may only make this move once per Round.
Squad Mode: Swift Assault (ws) the Battle-Brother and those in support range of him gain a bonus Half Action each Round, so long as at least one of the actions they perform has the Movement sub-type (with the exception of the Dodge Reaction, but including any vehicle movement actions). If a character does not perform an action with the Movement sub-type, they do not get the additional Half Action. A character may still not perform the same action twice in the same turn.
Squad Mode: Sudden Withdrawal (ws) nominating either himself or another member of the Kill-Team within Support Range to perform a Suppressing Fire Action. Once this action is complete, all remaining members of the Kill-Team within Support Range may immediately move up to twice their Agility Bonus away from the enemy, just as if they had made a Full Move Action.
Curse: Chogorian Savagery

space marine anatomy:

Secondary Heart/Ossmodula/Biscopea/Haemastamen You gain the Unnatural Strength and Toughness Traits.
Larraman’s Organ You do not suffer from Blood Loss.
Catalepsean Node You suffer no penalties to Perception-based Tests when awake for long periods of time.
Preomnor You gain +20 to Toughness Tests against ingested poisons.
Omophagea You may gain a Skill or Skill Group by devouring a portion of an enemy.
Multi-Lung You may re-roll any failed Toughness Test for drowning or asphyxiation. In addition, you gain a +30 to Toughness Tests made to resist gases, and may re-roll failed results.
Occulube and Lyman’s Ear You gain the Heightened Senses (Sight and Hearing) Talents.
Sus-an Membrane You may enter suspended animation.
Melanchromic Organ ignore/resistant to radiation, depending on severity.
Oolotic Kidney You may re-roll any failed Toughness Test to resist poisons and toxins, including attacks with the Toxic Quality.
Neuroglottis You may detect any poison or toxin by taste with a successful Awareness Test. You gain a +10 to Tracking Tests against a target you have tasted.
Mucranoid: You may re-roll any failed Toughness Tests caused by temperature extremes.
Belcher’s Gland You may spit acid as a ranged weapon with the following profile: Range: 3m; Damage: 1d5; Pen 4; Toxic. If you hit your target by 3 or more degrees of success, you have blinded him for 1d5 Rounds.
Progenoids These may be retrieved with a successful Medicae Test.
Black Carapace While wearing Power Armour, enemies do not gain a bonus to hit you due to your size.

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EXPERIENCE (13000/13000) Rank 2 @ 17,000
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Deathwatch Marine - 12000
Signature Wargear - 500
Agility - 500

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WEAPONS
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Melee
Astartes Combat Knife: 1d10+10r, pen 2
Fist: 1d10+10i, pen 0
Ancient Juandao: 2d10+12r, pen 2, +5 command

Missile
Phobos-Acheron Pattern Bolter: 1d10+9x, pen 4, S/-/-, 200', accurate, tearing, clip 28
- Fire Selector: switch between 3 different clips
- Kraken Rounds: pen 8, range 150' (1 mag)
- Stalker Rounds: no stat mod, no sound (1 mag)
- Red Dot Laser Sight: +10 BS when fired on single shot
Bolt Pistol: 1d10+9x, pen 4, S/2/-, 30', tearing, clip 14
grenade, frag (3): 2d10+2x, pen 0, 30', blast(4), thrown
grenade, krak (3): 3d10+4x, pen 6, 30', -, thrown

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ARMOUR
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Mk 4 Maximus Power Armour: AP 7/9, 220 kg:

- Helm of Mordicus: Mk 2 helm, AP 7, Mk2 autosense; +5 BS, +10 Command, +5 Fellowship with other Marines
- Trophies of Battle: +5 BS vs Mjordhainn
- None Shall Escape the Emperor's Wrath: +5 BS, -10 Dodge in melee
- Servo-Augmented Musculature: +20 Strength
- Mk 4: +15 Fellowship w/ Space Marines
- +1 Agility bonus to calculate movement
- Auto-senses: Dark Sight, immune to Photon Flash and Stun Grenades; Called Shots are Half Actions; +5 to Sight and Hearing Awareness Tests (total of +15 bonus with Heightened Senses)
- Built-in Vox Link
- Built-in Magboots
- Nutrient Recycling: Can operate for two weeks without re-supply
- Recoil Suppression: May fire Basic weapons 1-handed without penalty
- Size: Hulking (Black Carapace means no bonus for enemies to attack)
- Poor Manual Dexterity: Delicate tasks suffer a –10 penalty, unless using
equipment designed for Space Marines
- Osmotic Gill Life Sustainer: With the helmet on, the armour is environmentally sealed
- Bio-monitor and Injectors:
• anti-toxins: +10 to resist Toxic Quality and similar poison effects.
• pain suppressors: 6 doses, ignore Critical Effects for 1d10 rounds. The doses may be used in succession or staggered.
• combat stimms: if Stunned, the effect lasts a maximum of one Round before the bio-monitor detects and negates it.

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EQUIPMENT
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Repair Cement
Chapter Trapping (1)
* Auspex (req)
* Magnoculars (req)