The Fiend Fantastic |
Rysky's started the blame Cosmo thread, an evil act, approved by both devils and demons. A connoiseur of roasted wampi to boot.
A member of the Club of evil Masterminds, she's taken to stealth and subtlefurge among other things.
So why not ask Rysky, our resident succubus, what evil wisdom she can impart on us?
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1st, how many Pugwampi do you hold captive currently?
What will you use them for?
Rysky |
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Rysky's started the blame Cosmo thread, an evil act, approved by both devils and demons. A connoiseur of roasted wampi to boot.
What about the Daemons? And who doesn't love roasted Wampi? Who here has not fallen victim to their beatific Aura of Unluck and wanted sweet, delicious, tantalizing revenge thereafter?
1st, how many Pugwampi do you hold captive currently?Captive is such an ugly word, the cute little bundles of fluff and scabs come willingly.
What will you use them for?
Whatever they want me to use them for! Which is a lot, it just takes some coaxing for them to admit it aloud.
Rysky |
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:{burrows into thread, chunks of rock candy cocoon still stuck to skin} Hmmm, this seems like the safest place to hide from Rysky.*emerges from burrowed tunnel behind Hunt, looking carefully about*
Yep, no sightings yet. You watch the left and I'll watch the right.
*walks directly up to MP from the front and snatches him while he is distracted by whatever is so interesting to the sides of him*
Yay! I got a thread-warming gift!
*snuggles*
Rysky |
Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:{burrows into thread, chunks of rock candy cocoon still stuck to skin} Hmmm, this seems like the safest place to hide from Rysky.@Fiend Fantastic: Seeeeeeee?
*scoops up Hunt*
Nuts.
Ooh look, it's Squirrel Girl! {wriggles out of grasp, burrows away}
Ooo! Where?
Master Pugwampi |
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Ooo! Where?Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:{burrows into thread, chunks of rock candy cocoon still stuck to skin} Hmmm, this seems like the safest place to hide from Rysky.@Fiend Fantastic: Seeeeeeee?
*scoops up Hunt*
Nuts.
Ooh look, it's Squirrel Girl! {wriggles out of grasp, burrows away}
On the right! What do you think I was watching?
*squirms out of grasp, follows Hunt down the burrow hole*
Rysky |
Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Ooo! Where?Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:{burrows into thread, chunks of rock candy cocoon still stuck to skin} Hmmm, this seems like the safest place to hide from Rysky.@Fiend Fantastic: Seeeeeeee?
*scoops up Hunt*
Nuts.
Ooh look, it's Squirrel Girl! {wriggles out of grasp, burrows away}
On the right! What do you think I was watching?
*squirms out of grasp, follows Hunt down the burrow hole*
Nnnnnggghhh...
*distracted by the fluffiness*
Ceaser Slaad |
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Eep!
Rysky, how do you prefer to deal with Brunswickers counter-mining your lunette?
Ahem. If it is your lunette then they would be mining it and you would be counter-mining them to stop their mining operation. In which case you're already taking the appropriate course of action. Back to the academy for the remedial military snobbery course with you.
Rysky |
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Clausewitz von Gerbil wrote:Eep!
Rysky, how do you prefer to deal with Brunswickers counter-mining your lunette?
Ahem. If it is your lunette then they would be mining it and you would be counter-mining them to stop their mining operation. In which case you're already taking the appropriate course of action. Back to the academy for the remedial military snobbery course with you.
^ this.
*mixes teriyaki sauce into the helpful Ceasar*
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Clausewitz von Gerbil |
Thanks for the teriyaki sauce.
It should also be noted that the Brunswickers were a cavalry unit that had heavy leather boots and other gear so specialized for horse riding they had difficulty walking. Not the sort of troops that would normally be assigned sapper duties.
Point the first: I am a gerbil.
Point the second: It isn't my lunette that's being counter-mined, it's Rysky's, and obviously - obviously! - OBVIOUSLY!!!! - it was originally captured by mining, which is why the Brunswickers are counter-mining it (when I mine something, it damn well stays mined) Please try to pay attention.
Point the third: My first-class military intelligence service informs me that the Brunswickers were a mixed corps, mostly infantry, depending on the exact period we're talking about.
Point the fourth: You are a salad. Neither of us can talk, or type, which makes me wonder what's going on here.
Ceaser Slaad |
Ceaser Slaad wrote:Point the first: I am a gerbil.Thanks for the teriyaki sauce.
It should also be noted that the Brunswickers were a cavalry unit that had heavy leather boots and other gear so specialized for horse riding they had difficulty walking. Not the sort of troops that would normally be assigned sapper duties.
Then go hide your nuts.
Point the second: It isn't my lunette that's being counter-mined, it's Rysky's, and obviously - obviously! - OBVIOUSLY!!!! - it was originally captured by mining, which is why the Brunswickers are counter-mining it (when I mine something, it damn well stays mined) Please try to pay attention.
Given that Rysky is a succubus, then any lunettes or other fortifications she would have would be in hell. In which case, given that she is a denizen of that location, she could get far more effective help than an addled pated gerbil if she wanted it.
Point the third: My first-class military intelligence service informs me that the Brunswickers were a mixed corps, mostly infantry, depending on the exact period we're talking about.
When they came to America as part of the force that was assigned to "Gentleman Johnny" Burgoyne they were a cavalry unit as described. As their horses did not survive the transit they were all but useless, and in any event the terrain Burgoyne was moving through wasn't the sort a cavalry unit could have been used in anyway. They were defeated with the rest of Burgoyne's forces and surrendered at the battle of Saratoga.
By the way, your link was for the "Black Brunswickers", not the "Brunswickers". Apparently two different units existing in two different times. A real "first class" military intelligence source (in other words something better than Wikipedia) could probably sort that out.
Point the fourth: You are a salad. Neither of us can talk, or type, which makes me wonder what's going on here.
That's "slaad" not "salad". I am one of the leaders of the hordes of chaos. You are a rodent with nuts that should be buried lest someone eat them leaving you to starve. I am not sure what sort of sorcery, genetic engineering, personality disorder or other whatnot is permitting you to waste good electrons on a computer bulletin board. But as one whose job is to increase chaos I don't think it matters.
*Spawns all over Clausewitz von Gerbil.*
I have now done my part to ensure that your offspring are more mutated than you are.
Rysky |
Thanks for the teriyaki sauce.
It should also be noted that the Brunswickers were a cavalry unit that had heavy leather boots and other gear so specialized for horse riding they had difficulty walking. Not the sort of troops that would normally be assigned sapper duties.
It would if the explosives were strapped to the soldiers and the horses were the sappers so therefore when the the rider got tossed the horses wouldn't have to worry about the coming BOOM catching back up to them.