Tacticslion |
Turtles!
Video gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss~!
Both!
Tacticslion |
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I just learned that:
- the universe may be both a black hole and a white hole at the same time (this is controversial, however, and means that several presumptions we currently make are untrue)
- the universe behaves very similarly to a "simulated" reality with really, really tiny pixels (which no science thing I just read ever compared it with, but that's what comes to mind)
Bonus:
- that I'm really good at making smart things sound dumb, and probably mis-communicating them to others (and probably making devoted scientists groan and pinch the bridge of their noses to ward off the oncoming headache of explaining things)
Limeylongears |
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How many full versions of 'Under the Double Eagle' can one listen to in ten minutes?
My record so far is three, fewer if you stop to admire Roy Clark's facial expressions
EDIT: Round 2, and the winner is Norman Blake
Maneuvermoose |
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Have you gotten a chance to check out the new Lands of Porphyra campaign setting yet?
Tacticslion |
Have you gotten a chance to check out the new Lands of Porphyra campaign setting yet?
No, have you?
captain_yesterday |
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I've never done PbP, that hasn't stopped me from assembling quite the host.
I plan to be the Jerry Seinfeld of aliases...
Timelessly hilarious, the one who pretty much came up with everything funny, and shamelessly ripped off by everyone who follows and is "inspired" by you?
Orthos |
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Captain Yesterday Smu^f wrote:Timelessly hilarious, the one who pretty much came up with everything funny, and shamelessly ripped off by everyone who follows and is "inspired" by you?I've never done PbP, that hasn't stopped me from assembling quite the host.
I plan to be the Jerry Seinfeld of aliases...
No, Jerry Seinfeld, the overrated standup comedian guy who for some inexplicable reason everyone was over-enamored with for his pointless and stupid TV show in the 90s.
Demolition Rampage Cap'n Yesterday |
I was just saying you said it didn't work, I had made a joke that I, like Jerry Seinfeld, was underemployed, on account of my being able to work part time nights what with staying home with the kids.
By the way next fall Tiny T-Rex is off to kindergarten and then I can work part time during the day, which opens up all sorts of possibilities to knock shit down.
Tacticslion |
I was just saying you said it didn't work, I had made a joke that I, like Jerry Seinfeld, was underemployed, on account of my being able to work part time nights what with staying home with the kids.
Nah, we coo'.
By the way next fall Tiny T-Rex is off to kindergarten and then I can work part time during the day, which opens up all sorts of possibilities to knock s@++ down.
That's awesome, too~!
Tacticslion |
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUR FOOLISHNESS HAS BEGAT?! MY TIME HAS COME!
SHUT UP. THIS IS NOT A TRUMPED UP REASON TO USE THIS ALIAS AFTER I CREATED IT SO LONG AGO AS A ONE OFF JOKE. HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK THAT! YES I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING IT. FULL BLOWN. IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE, OF COURSE I KNOW.
Join the crew!
PathlessBeth |
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captain_yesterday wrote:No, Jerry Seinfeld, the overrated standup comedian guy who for some inexplicable reason everyone was over-enamored with for his pointless and stupid TV show in the 90s.Captain Yesterday Smu^f wrote:Timelessly hilarious, the one who pretty much came up with everything funny, and shamelessly ripped off by everyone who follows and is "inspired" by you?I've never done PbP, that hasn't stopped me from assembling quite the host.
I plan to be the Jerry Seinfeld of aliases...
He did, however, manage to sum up an oddity of Pathfinder fans perfectly. Rather impressive seeing as that bit predates Paizo.
The Full Blown Green Tea Deity |
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I CAMPAIGN FOR NOTHING. I demand power and am given it, and you thank me for my semi-benevolent dictatorship, and say "Please sir, say I have another horrific despotic takeover?" And then I boil you in a vat of green tea alive for questioning me...which is the most wonderful way my terrified people will expect to exit this plane and enter my realm of paradise, where the rivers flow with the holy drink, the trees are all camellia sinensis, and those delicious little tea cookies that are green and inexplicably pink for some reason are all in abundance. In this way I kind of balance out the whole boiling alive thing...but not really, because that's still pretty f***ed up.
Public Safety Annunciation |
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And lo, TFBGTD did appear on the Paizo forums, and he did wax exceeding wroth.
The spout of his pot was like unto the snout of the great Oliphaunt, the tread of whose feet causeth the earth to tremble, while the blaring of his trunk shaketh the firmament.
His cup was an hundred hundred cubits from horizon to horizon, and did steam mightily, releasing a savour that reacheth up to the heavens and did also most wonderfully clear up oily Blemishes upon the face which the profane do call Acne.
Sayeth he:
"DISPUTE NOT MY OMNIPOTENCE, OR I SHALL BOIL YOU WITH GREAT BOILINGS, STEEP YOU FOR 3-5 MINUTES AND THEN SERVE YOU PLAIN, FOR HE WHO SERVES THE TEA OF MUCH GREENNESS WITH MILK OR LEMON DOTH COMMIT AN ABOMINATION IN MY SIGHT"
Here endeth the lesson. Please remember to drink responsibly.