The Epic adventures of Leo and Daxio - the monster - got lost, found a little girl, got cookies, played a monster game, and got home. They helped said girl back home. We were really nice and made friends with her parents. The end.
While you were gone, there was a thread in which someone admitted responsibility for suggesting this website to the Korean spammers. I can't remember who said it (I believe it was in the 'confessions that will get you shunned' thread).
Right now I'm trying to get to 2,000 favorite'd. I'm not gonna lie, that's a lot harder without Tacticslion and his impeccable sense of humor and willingness to favorite :-)
Right now I'm trying to get to 2,000 favorite'd, I'm not gonna lie, that's a lot harder without Tacticslion and his impeccable sense of humor :-)
Agreed. I'm still getting about 75% of mine hit up, though, when I either a) get serious with a loquacious and Cicero-esque rant, or b) do a silly alias post or drop snark. Since I mostly lurk these days, it's dropped a lot.
I was posting here for a couple years before I realized what the plus sign in the corner was for, and probably a year more before I started using my own personality and not just bland insert standard advice here, every once in a while I'd tell it like it is:-)
There's a bunch of adventurers breaking into my super secret Lab-Crypt, however I'm pretty sure the monsters and traps I've seeded throughout will stop them, so I'm just going to hang out in the very last room with a couple Golems, surely my perpetually two weeks from completion incredibly circuitous plan to take over the world will go off without a hitch...
So, I got abducted by aliens, fought my way to the bridge. So I open the door wearing Chinese stealth armor, no one notices me so I launch a Mininuke at the captain and watched the carnage in slow motion (V.a.t.s. targeting system Is f#~%ing awesome by the way!)
Later I convinced this robot in a wig I was Thomas F@!@ing Jefferson :-)
All of these aliases remind me of the time I was playing a game as an unlicensed independent detective, or as we called them back then, a dirty private dick...which always has my granddaughter giggling for some reason, which I never understood because she's never shown the slightest inclination towards law enforcement, aside from the handcuffs she keeps in her house...the girl swears they're for safety purposes, which I guess makes sense, because w everything in that box I found in her closet when I visited her and her roommate in college last week seemed like it was for self defense...good strong leather armor, a good masterwork whip, what I can only assume was some kind of taser, although I couldn't get the thing to work properly. Anyway, I was playing a dirty private dick, and I had these aliases, you see, whereupon I said, hey, I'm not Fast Groomer McCain, as you're thinking, which was my character's first nickname, but rather I am Marco "The Tubs" O'Houlihan, and I am not, in fact, wanted in seven states. I was, actually, wanted in eight, due to there being a natural one on the die, which is a phrase that goes as far back as to when we wore onions in our belt...
Can we talk about Elminster banging the girls he raised for Mystra, you know I got in on that action with Laeral, man you should've seen her when she was possessed by that Artifact, here I painted a picture of it. But no one talks about that! It's all Elminster totally shagged the Simbul as a cat under some chick's bed.
How is it everyone goes to him to bail them out! I turned a Harpell into a f~+#ing Archmage! Do you know how huge that is!
*sigh*
I'm just gonna go paint Laeral again, maybe about that one time when Drizz't stayed over...
You know you guys could learn from Tacticslion, I laid out some hilarious s~~@ last night and Tacticslion is the only one that favorite'd any of it :-)
But then I'm also fairly generous with my favorites :-)
Still it'd be good to know if I'm leaving a positive impact on more then just Tacticslion :-)
Fear are the blinker on your Vision Horse! Release the Teeth of your Desires from your Frowning Tooth Cage and chew on the Oats of Destiny! You're a rainbow, spreading from peak to peak! You're a handful of magic poo, whizzing across the Monkey Cage of love like a galaxy full of brown stars! You're a unicorn with two bums! Release your inner angel and feel the Quantum Turnip!
So:
- day one: house cleaning
- day two: allergy-based child care
- day three: house cleaning
- day four: out-of-house
- day five: house cleaning
- day six: parent visit
- day seven: the Tac rested?