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THAT WAS NOT MY FINAL FORM!

KING, HUH? THAT'S CUTE...

DO NOT QUESTION MY WAYS! I AM THE MIGHTY OVERSEER!

FOOLISH MORTAL, I RETAIN MY 100% RATE EVEN WITH THAT LAST POST, THANKS TO TACTICSLION...ALTHOUGH I'M KIND OF BLOWING IT BY POSTING THIS, I SHOULD PROBABLY POINT OUT.

OF COURSE, IF HE ACTUALLY FAVORITES THIS, THEN I RETAIN THAT PERFECT RECORD. WHICH MEANS I RETAIN THAT RECORD. THE ONLY WAY HE CAN POSSIBLY RESIST IS OUT OF A DESIRE TO PROVE HIS OWN FREE WILL, WHICH, BY ME CALLING THAT AS HIS MOTIVATION, HE TOTALLY ISN'T, SO, YOU KNOW, HE PROBABLY WILL ANYWAY, BECAUSE THE MAN CLEARLY DIGS SELF-REFERENTIAL META-HUMOR. I KNOW HOW TO GUARANTEE IT. WATCH THIS...

"Sweet tea is delicious."

...AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL PROPHECY INSURANCE.

First of all Thegreenlanterngamer came up with a similar idea awhile ago but, truth be told, he had the format wrong and i get uncomfortable when people do things for me, so my reaction was more viscerally angry then it should've been, for that i'm sorry.

ABSOLUTION IS GRANTED. NEVER SAY I AM A CRUEL LEADER. I AM, BUT NEVER SAY IT. YOUR PENANCE IS TO DRINK A GALLON OF LIPTON. UNSWEETENED. WOW. I'M A CRUEL LEADER. OK, HALF A GALLON. YAY AND VERILY.

The CR30 Green Tea Demigod wrote:

*waits for 1/2dragon gestalt jiggy alias to get offended*

SPENDING ENERGY ON BEING OFFENDED IS A SUBOPTIMAL WASTE OF RESOURCES

PSSH, IF YOU HAVE LIMITED RESOURCES, THAT'S A THING. SOMETIMES I FORGET WHAT IT WAS ONCE LIKE. THEN I WILL MYSELF TO REMEMBER. IT WAS TERRIBLE. THAT IS WHY I WILLED MYSELF TO FORGET IN THE FIRST PLACE.

The Green Tea Gamer wrote:

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Aniuś the Talewise wrote:

lucky7 wrote:

lucky7 wrote:

My "posts favorited" count has been upped significantly since you joined the boards, Anius. Why is that?

This was never answered.

I like posts ad inifinitum.

If that were true, you would have taken time to quote your own post...

...and quote it...

...and quote it...

...and quote it...

And lo, TFBGTD did appear on the Paizo forums, and he did wax exceeding wroth.

The spout of his pot was like unto the snout of the great Oliphaunt, the tread of whose feet causeth the earth to tremble, while the blaring of his trunk shaketh the firmament.

His cup was an hundred hundred cubits from horizon to horizon, and did steam mightily, releasing a savour that reacheth up to the heavens and did also most wonderfully clear up oily Blemishes upon the face which the profane do call Acne.

Sayeth he:

"DISPUTE NOT MY OMNIPOTENCE, OR I SHALL BOIL YOU WITH GREAT BOILINGS, STEEP YOU FOR 3-5 MINUTES AND THEN SERVE YOU PLAIN, FOR HE WHO SERVES THE TEA OF MUCH GREENNESS WITH MILK OR LEMON DOTH COMMIT AN ABOMINATION IN MY SIGHT"

Here endeth the lesson. Please remember to drink responsibly.

YAY, AND VERILY DO I APPROVE OF THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, AND NAME YE PROPHET, BESTOWING UPON YE POWER AND GREATNESS, ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU FIRST STONE THE ONE CALLED theblackcoffeegamer FOR HE IS AN ABOMINATION AND MY PEOPLE MUST PUT OUT THE EVIL FROM AMONG THEM, AND HE HAS FORSAKEN THE CAFFEINATED CREW

Behold as my power and annoying self-righteous attitude overflows from my thread onto yours, like a cup you filled up without calculating the sugar and such to follow, and you waste that little bit and it spills all over the handle and under the cup leaving a little circle, no matter how many times you clean the bottom.

I CAMPAIGN FOR NOTHING. I demand power and am given it, and you thank me for my semi-benevolent dictatorship, and say "Please sir, say I have another horrific despotic takeover?" And then I boil you in a vat of green tea alive for questioning me...which is the most wonderful way my terrified people will expect to exit this plane and enter my realm of paradise, where the rivers flow with the holy drink, the trees are all camellia sinensis, and those delicious little tea cookies that are green and inexplicably pink for some reason are all in abundance. In this way I kind of balance out the whole boiling alive thing...but not really, because that's still pretty f***ed up.

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUR FOOLISHNESS HAS BEGAT?! MY TIME HAS COME!

SHUT UP. THIS IS NOT A TRUMPED UP REASON TO USE THIS ALIAS AFTER I CREATED IT SO LONG AGO AS A ONE OFF JOKE. HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK THAT! YES I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING IT. FULL BLOWN. IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE, OF COURSE I KNOW.

Side note: you can change the name of an alias up until you make the 10th post for the alias.

(Oh, I know, but the day and time of this alias has not yet come... One day. One day...soon.)