That's my cue!
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Okay, the list of things to not mention around TGTG has expanded to include "quality levels of 90s sitcoms" in addition to "preferred methods of preparing and drinking tea".
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TGTG must be cut off from society*. The Green Tea has caused him to mutate into a supervillain. Isolation is the only way to save him from himself.
*Like the Paizo.com community.
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Bro! Accept the dark side.
An evil stew!
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A morally ambiguous casserole!
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The Lizard King.
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And lo, TFBGTD did appear on the Paizo forums, and he did wax exceeding wroth.
The spout of his pot was like unto the snout of the great Oliphaunt, the tread of whose feet causeth the earth to tremble, while the blaring of his trunk shaketh the firmament.
His cup was an hundred hundred cubits from horizon to horizon, and did steam mightily, releasing a savour that reacheth up to the heavens and did also most wonderfully clear up oily Blemishes upon the face which the profane do call Acne.
Sayeth he:
"DISPUTE NOT MY OMNIPOTENCE, OR I SHALL BOIL YOU WITH GREAT BOILINGS, STEEP YOU FOR 3-5 MINUTES AND THEN SERVE YOU PLAIN, FOR HE WHO SERVES THE TEA OF MUCH GREENNESS WITH MILK OR LEMON DOTH COMMIT AN ABOMINATION IN MY SIGHT"
Here endeth the lesson. Please remember to drink responsibly.
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Aww yeah, it's been ages since I've been to a good stoning!
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Everyone knows, as prophecied by David of the Letterman Tribe, decaf black coffee is what they drink in Hell.
This is actually only one of the choices.
There is also warm caffeine free diet generic soda, tap water in a plastic cup, or completely unsweetened Lipton.
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You forgot home made root beer... made without sugar.
If it's one thing Quakers are good at it's ruining food and beverages, all while being delightful and oblivious.
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Okay, the list of things to not mention around TGTG has expanded to include"quality levels of 90s sitcoms""television personalities in general" in addition to "preferred methods of preparing and drinking tea".
Probably safer this way.
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"Then they gathered up the small stones, the great stones, the Rolling Stones, the Stone Cold Steve Austins and the Stone Temple Pilots, and they took them before those who drinketh of the Wicked Bean. "Whyfore doth thou offend against the Good?", said they, and the Heathen answered them not
"Whyfore dost thou imbibe that which cometh forth fron a Cat's Bum, and praise it with great praisings, as if it were a meet and goodsome thing?" , said they, and the Heathen answered them not."
So endeth ye Threadde Hijackygnge.
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No, please, continue through!
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Okay, the list of things to not mention around TGTG has expanded to includeProbably safer this way."quality levels of 90s sitcoms""television personalities in general" in addition to "preferred methods of preparing and drinking tea".
It also wouldn't hurt to avoid bringing up education, politics, and...
Crap, what else do I soapbox on?
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They'll find out, they always do.
It's best if you just out yourself now rather than they catch it in the back side later.
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Um...I adore AD, and am willing to bet his real title was banned.
ALSO, he's an MD, not PhD. Psychiatrist = Med Dr that specializes in brain, does no actual work, charges a ton to give you SSRIs no matter what tour problem is.
Psychologist = PhD that does all the actual therapy, whose notes the MD looks over briefly before inevitably deciding to go with SSRIs.
You also need an Umlaut for the "ü"
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I don't know if it was banned, some things should just not be tested.
Edit: excellent! Only 3 posts, I'll fix it later.
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I'm a Gob fan, myself.
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It's nice to have thegreeneaterygamer back, not many other people here get comedy.
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That's still weird to me. Who doesn't like to laugh?
I'm also weirded out by people who like horror movies. They don't scare me; I just think awful things happen enough in the real world, and don't understand how you can gain pleasure watching someone else suffer.
Action, though. Mindless action I can do. I even watched Shoot Em Up, and didn't hate it, even though I can register exactly how awful it was. Mindless action is one rare area where I can compartmentalize and turn off my brain for a minute and just enjoy.
...except Michael Bay movies. Even I have a limit.
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Now I've a clue!
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Horror movies are a modern form of tragedy. The hero must face the unknown and their fear thereof. The ending will be at best bittersweet. The concept of catharsis is tightly involved as well. Plus pretty girls, neat FX, one-liners, and so on. I don't really enjoy it myself, but I get it.
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Didja know that Rynjin is a dragon who keeps pet humans in his house?
Now I do!
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Pet humans, huh? Wonder if there's an advantage to that....
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Pet humans, huh? Wonder if there's an advantage to that....
Economically, for certain, though it can tend to lead to civil wars when states start to secede over their right to do so.
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Pet humans, huh? Wonder if there's an advantage to that....Economically, for certain, though it can tend to lead to civil wars when states start to secede over their right to do so.
Eh, their stats are horrible anyway. No significant special abilities. I've got better.
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This is where I would use that alias to argue the merits of slavery solely on the purpose of playing devil's demon's advocate and for my horrible borderline wrong sense of humor, but even as a fictional character it just feels completely wrong.
Also, I'm pretty sure that would get me banned, and I'm rather certain sure my wife would hurt me in so many creative ways for even making a slight joke about that, so no, not gonna follow that rabbit hole to it's horrific conclusion.
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Sasquatch make better slaves, docile natures, vegetarian and hard working, I'm surprised you haven't met any... oh, right.
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It's been shown that humans are Pokemon, too!
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It's been shown that humans are Pokemon, too!
Yeah but all that increased brainpower (sans psychic potential) and improved capacity for logical reasoning doesn't make us very good on the battlefield. That's why I'm back here leading from behind and the regular team is out there doing the fighting. ^_^
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I'm sorry you lost Miss Piggy, and your togepri, too...
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Yeah. It's sad, but it's the nature of the beast unfortunately.
The fallen will not be forgotten, but life must move on.
That said, we pick up a terrifying new teammate in the next update.
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Normally Xenthya is pretty nocturnal.
I know the feeling.
Also, I must admit: I have trepidation, regarding putting wyrdwyrm away - reviewing the shots, he seems like he's come in exceptionally handy several times now.
But Ozai is awesome.
Heh... "got some fire in him."
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Also, I must admit: I have trepidation, regarding putting wyrdwyrm away - reviewing the shots, he seems like he's come in exceptionally handy several times now.
Yeah, it wasn't an easy choice, especially compared with trimming Clawglip out of the team earlier. Thus far, things are going well. (I'm about five "episodes" ahead of what's on Tumblr in actual play.) However, that can turn on a dime with Nuzlocke due to a poorly-timed choice, button mistake selecting the wrong thing, or unlucky critical hit. Having a backup option is really, really a good idea, and right now Wyrdworm is that option.
Jane carries her weight well in future episodes, as well. So thus far, it seems like this was the best choice. But as I said, that could change in a heartbeat if something goes wrong.
The good thing about using Gen-2 games instead of Gen-1 is that was when the equippable Experience Share item was created (in contrast to the Experience-All item that just sat in your inventory in Gen-1, because equipping items to Pokemon wasn't a thing yet). If for some reason I have to pull a lowbie off the bench to reinforce the team, they can catch up fairly easily using that at minimal risk to them.
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The Ultimate Linear Guild Tournament is on its final match!
In the Ultimate Semifinals, Tarquin defeated Malack, cementing the vampire's position in third place. Now, it is a fight between Sabine and Tarquin for the title of
Who will win?!?
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Somebody went over 3,500 favorite'd with 173 aliases. :-)
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Somebody went over 3,500 favorite'd with 173 aliases. :-)
Writing about oneself in the third person is Morally Wrong. The sarcasm dragon strongly believes what he just wrote.
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I was actually going to say guess who went over 3,500, I'm ashamed that my brain failed me there.
What a terrible turn of events.
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Strategytiger likes cheese.
Strictly speaking, he is infatuated with it, to the point where he will always accept cheese, even when totally gut-bustingly, Homer Simpson "uuugh, Enchiladas!" Full.
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What a terrible turn of events.
At least it's not a horrible night to have a curse.
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Ahem. A moment of apology. It's insincere, though.
Somebody went over 3,500 favorite'd with 173 aliases. :-)
"IT'S OVER THREE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN~!"
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What a terrible turn of events.At least it's not a horrible night to have a curse.
Isn't it always, though?
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Oh, and: I'm back! Maybe! Slowly! Life is happening!
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Huzzah!
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With three days left, voting for the Ultimate Linear Guild Tournament: Ultimate Finals is currently TIED between Sabine and Tarquin. It could go either way:O