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I AM AMAZING AND ALL SHOULD WISH TO PLAY WITH ME!

Get on my level.

Since we're posting links to funny stuff we posted in other threads...

Hint - the "apex of mediocrity" I was referring to originally was David Bowie's acting.

And this time, when I ascend to my final form, all will regret offending me in my larval state!

I AM FED...AS I DESERVE.

Some personality aspects are more cathartic to express than others.

I am far above your petty banning attempts, weakling Dragon.

*waits for 1/2dragon gestalt jiggy alias to get offended*

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Aniuś the Talewise wrote:

lucky7 wrote:

lucky7 wrote:

My "posts favorited" count has been upped significantly since you joined the boards, Anius. Why is that?

This was never answered.

I like posts ad inifinitum.

If that were true, you would have taken time to quote your own post...

...and quote it...

...and quote it...

Aaaaarrrrghhh!!! Fury....building....RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION....BUILDING OVER BANDWAGON ASSAULT OF COMEDIC LEGEND THIS IS IT....

Everyone knows that the indicator of historical success lies in the greatness of your deeds in battle, whether in life and victory, or in death and defeat. Obviously. This is basically common sense.

History is written by the winners.

You can pinpoint the exact moment the website went down by following Tacticslion's favorites as he methodically hunts down the line :-)

If that's true, than the power of my complete form combined with his return and favoriting the awesomeness of my full-blown deity mode was too much for the system to handle.

It's why I've not ascended beyond demigod yet. You see, full deities have no stats, and if they track how many posts I've made as a full blown deity, they break that rule. Its like dividing by zero. The servers can't handle it. It only made an exception because I spoke OOC and made it a point to say that avatar was not ready yet.

But then he drew attention to it by favoriting...And boom, crash!

Cap'n Yesterday, Evil Overlord wrote:

Oh come on! I'm a way better dictator then her :-)

Nay! Our Queen shall strike down the false gods such as thyself!

Possibly with a Planar Binding.

I guess it's a good thing I'm not false. Says it right there in the handle. Demi, yes, but false? No.

The demi thing...I'm working on it. It's hard to find full deities slacking off so you can kill them and feast on their essence...their delicious, delicious essence.

Neveryoumind how I got to be a demigod. It's just a coincidence that there was a demigod of lemonade who happened to disappear when I ascended, or that I happen to have the demon subdomain and my clerics spontaneously cast inflict spells and channel negative energy.

Lol! Everyone is laying into the joke alias of a hippy:-D

You have aliases that aren't jokes?

THIS ALIAS, OBVIOUSLY EVEN BEYOND SIMPLE MYTHIC POWER, IS FOR MOCKING THE MYTHIC ALIASES, ESPECIALLY JIGGY'S RIDICULOUS 1/2 DRAGON GESTALT MYTHIC ONE, AND NOT BECAUSE I AM JEALOUS HE THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE ME, SO STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT WITH YOUR JUDGMENT!!!

Tacticslion wrote:

Jiggy, can you grant me super powers for free? I'd really like some, and they'd be super-useful.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SUPER POWERS

YOU ARE NOT FIT TO JUDGE THE HANDLING OF POWERS

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABY!!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Just in time. Beernorg is ready to run the PbP, and we're almost all done with our characters.

I was about to use a few miracle castings to summon you against your will if this kind of shenanigans continued.

...

Mythic is for wimps. Demigods are where the real power is.

Arg! Look, it's not an "initiation" if you're all doing random things without any requisites!

This is totally you guys just choosing to do this for no reason!

And, for the record, suicide charges at boss monsters are also not part of any "initiation" ceremony!

... IF I had one, it'd be, like, drinking a small cup of sweet tea or something.

I approve.